Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
89submissions
2years ago
50 Times Netizens Came Up With Funny WiFi Names To Troll Neighbors And Share Jokes
You know that Reddit is a treasure trove for just about anything - from serious questions about life to seeking workout advice to solving quantum physics problems to… funny WiFi names. Yup, that’s right, there’s a Reddit thread prompting people to share the funniest WiFi names they’ve seen, and well, it’s an incomparably joyous ride to read it! But what’s real joy if it isn’t shared with you, our dear readers?
Here’s what we did - we read each and every submission mentioning the best WiFi names that people saw (or named their own routers!) in this AskReddit thread, gathered the absolute best gems, and made a list so you could enjoy this rollercoaster ride of unique WiFi names.
And yeah, you might be thinking something along the lines of, "Even the best WiFi names are just what they are - names for an electronic device," but this is where you are wrong! They are a real reflection of their owner’s soul, a pearl of wisdom, and a cracking joke for anyone who sees them.
And it really doesn’t matter if you’re a punny names sort of a fellow or an all-about-pop-culture person, or even if you’re geeky and very proud of it; there’s always the perfect WiFi name for everyone.
Still uncertain? Well, in that case, there’s only one thing left that might convince you, and it is to scroll on down below, check out the hilarious WiFi names, and, hopefully, you’ll find the very same joy as we did when reading them for the very first (and then a second, and then a third) time!
Neighbor-Approved: 2025 Wi-Fi Name Ideas
- Cache Me Outside
- Packet to the Future
- Lag & Order: SVU
- Buffer the Vampire Slayer
- Router? I Hardly Know Her
- Bandwidth With Benefits
- DHC Please Be Kind
- Pings & Needles
- Very Stable Connection
- Stranger Pings
- Cat 6 & the City
- Wi-Files: Trust No One
- Route Awakening
- SSID Effects May Vary
- Ethernet Scissorhands
- CTRL+ALT+Delinquent
- Pingdom Hearts
- Slice of Pi-Fi
- LAN Rover
- Modem Family
- The Good, the Bad & the Wi-Fi
- 404 Network Unavailable
- Latency & Gentlemen
- Low Ping Theory
- Ghoul-Fi Only 🎃
- Trick-or-Router 🎃
- Haunted Hotspot 🎃
- Pumpkin Spice LAN 🎃
- Boo-Tooth 🎃
- Ghost in the Modem 🎃
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
"I was in the back of a bus and the wifi name was "Say Chicken Nuggets." I yelled "CHICKEN NUGGETS!" to the front of the bus. Someone replied "NO SPACES!" I didn't get it at first but after like 5 minutes I was like "wait...", put in "chickennuggets" for the password and I was in."
RELATED:
#2
"Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, 'what’s the WiFi password?' The bartender replies, 'you need to buy a beer first.' So the guy buys a beer, and asks again, 'what’s the WiFi password?' The bartender replies, 'you need to buy a beer first, all lowercase, no spaces or punctuation.'"
#3
"I once renamed by Bluetooth "Aucun périphérique trouvé" which translates to "No device detected." Then 2 weeks later spent 45min cursing my phone for not being detectable, then it hit me, I've played myself."
#4
"We're not allowed to have our own routers on campus, so I named mine 'AT&T Mobile Hotspot'."
#5
"'Wedonthavewifi.' Password was 'idontknow.' Hilarious when anyone asked him how to get on his WiFi. It was like a vaudeville routine."
#8
"I install internet etc. for a living. Best one I ever came up with was for the DeltaPhi sorority, DeltaWiPhi, they loved it."
#9
"My neighbors are rude jerks, so I call my network "Free Comcast [neighbors address]" and I obviously password protect it. My wish is that it drives them mad that there's internet with their address that they can't access... It's the small things in life."
#17
"My dad named our wifi Money Pit growing up. He was reluctant to have to pay for wifi as opposed to our dial up. He's gone now but I still name my own wifi Money Pit because of him. It makes me happy."
#18
"My SO changed our to "loading..." I'll never get back the time I put in to trying to fix it."
#19
"When my grandma was getting her WiFi set up, we asked her what she'd say to people who asked for her WiFi. She said that she would tell them to "Go to Hell", so that's now her password. So whenever people ask for the WiFi password, she tells them, "Go to Hell"."
#20
"For the longest time, I had my phones hotspot name as 'Police Surveillance Tricycle'. Turns out, its a good way to get some people paranoid and have others amused over the whole thing when having it active during classes."
#23
Hershie23 said: "Tell My WiFi Love Her." maleorderbride replied: "I kinda wish the person responsible for that router updated the name regularly to fill everyone else in on how their relationship was going: 'Tell My WiFi Need More Space.'" 'Tell My WiFi Want Another Kid But Only If She's Okay With It.''' 'Tell My WiFi Want A Divorce.'"
#30
"I set my house network as "McDonald's Free WiFi". My mother thought I legitimately got a WiFi plan from McDonald's. There is no McDonald's nearby."
#41
"Super slow. When I hovered over the wifi button in Windows, the pop-up said "Super slow Internet Access". I thought that was pretty cool."
#43
"A house on my street has one named “Hagrid’s Hut” and we passed a house once with one named “Get Your Own Damn WiFi”."
#46
"When my brother was in the Air Force reserve, I went to his house one day and say his WiFi name was 'LAN of the free'."
#48
"My family were staying in Philadelphia for a couple days and were staying in a Airbnb apartment. One WiFi said “I know apartment number is an illegal Airbnb”. Other were just things like “potato salad” and random s**t."
#49
Seven_Dx7 said: "My wifi password for a while was 'ontherouter'. Hilarity ensued. The following password was 'itdidntchange'." wazzledudes replied: "My buddy has "thereisnopassword" as his password for the same reason."
#55
"I live across the street from a church. Someone in our neighborhood had "Christianity_Is_A_Cult." Around the holidays they tend to switch it up."
#56
"My younger brother set his mobile hotspot to "Hot Singles in Your Area" and I'm never gonna get over it."
#61
'"A senha é o telefone' which translates to "The password is the phone number". Turns out the password was in fact the phone number."
#63
"My dads a huge fan of the matrix and calls every router we’ve ever had the Nebuchadnezzar."
#74
"Mine is Aperture Science. I figure people who get it will chuckle, and those who don't, will just think someone has a business out of their place. I generally pair it with naming one of my electronics GlaDOS too."
#79
"I was driving around Europe the summer of 2008 and the only way I had to access the internet was through internet cafes or connecting my laptop to random open wifi's. One night I parked in a somewhat secluded area to sleep and got horny so I grabbed my laptop and did a wifi search. Found one at it was named "Sei nicht hier" meaning "Don't stay here" or "Don't be here".. Noped really fast away from that spot..."
#82
"'Go Back to California' when I had just moved to Texas (and had CA plates on my car still)."
Jokes Hub: tech puns, clever jokes collection, internet humor hub.
Add Your Answer! This post is a community curated
Add Your Answer!
What do you think ?
Starbelly Eleven 2 years ago
Mine is "Alien Spacecraft." Whenever I log into my work computer it says, "Connected to Alien Spacecraft" and it gives me a lift every morning.
Starbelly Eleven 2 years ago
Mine is "Alien Spacecraft." Whenever I log into my work computer it says, "Connected to Alien Spacecraft" and it gives me a lift every morning.
Related on Bored Panda
