When you think of cross stitch, you probably thing of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below!

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Daria B 2 months ago

What if it's locked?

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3ke 2 months ago

That's me

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Patti Brock 2 months ago

Fantastic!

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Sonja Götten 2 months ago

Haha, That's great!

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ADHORTATOR 2 months ago

Ooooh Yes!

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Adam Havlík 2 months ago

Well, technically it's true! :D

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Neeraj Jha 2 months ago

So an Irish person made this?

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bloggergirl 2 months ago

at least you know what it is now

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Monika Be 2 months ago

I have to say this... that's not a cross stitch. :O

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Adam Havlík 2 months ago

Cross-stitchers are so bad-ass they do it on the hoods of police cars ;-)

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