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When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below! (Cover Image: stu_spivack)

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Adam Havlík
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cross-stitchers are so bad-a*s they do it on the hoods of police cars ;-)

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Elaine Van Zon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we need this .I just read it to my husband and he said"oooh how much is that? We'll put it above his bowl " Maybe I should learn crossstitch

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Cip IESAN
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pffff! Whaaa! I'm comforted, now! It works also with cats? Rats? Mice? Lice?

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June Pixeld
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest i think my gran would totally love to hang this in the guestroom .she loves to make people uncomfortable in her house

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/1000-Reward-Offered-After-Family-Man-Shot-While-Washing-Dishes-286407651.html?amp=y

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June Pixeld
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone ever makes a time machine, please stop that vid from ever being made.

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Cucks or sucks? Adulting or adutting? F*****g or gucking? Whatever, it's idiot. I'm 50...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the word DID should have been in CAPS... Like when people [always] say "I almost died when so & so said...." Yeah?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not as funny as some of the others but the mix of colours and fonts is fantastic! 10/10 for style.

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