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If you think that all newborns are harmless potatoes, think again. Because we're about to show you the list of the most badass babies you've ever seen.
From sucking on a bunch of hundred dollar bills instead of a dummy, to giving a ferocious look while inhaling juice - they just don't give a poo. Scroll down and vote for your favorite ones! And if you have a badass yourself - be sure to upload it to our list!
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#1
Badass Brother
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#2
This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life
Cindy Brinker 1 year ago
Put a comb over wig on him, paint him orange and he’d look like trump
#3
1st Birthday Thug Life
Melinda Burge 7 years ago
It involves food - specifically copious amounts of sugar - and a baby, with a badass attitude. What's not to love???! <3
Celia McDaniel 8 years ago
Bruh...HES ONLY 1 YEARS OLD AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES EATING ANYWAYS!!! What nutrition book did u swallow? ;)
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Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi
#5
Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Fine, touch my cake! You"ll regret it the in you're in the hospital, though
#6
You Can Talk To Me Now
#7
I Think My Son Is Plotting Something
#8
I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"
#9
Relaxing Like A Boss
#10
My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With
Claire Von Hirdler 8 years ago
sweet sweet baby, this will pass. you will grow and get strong and those nurses will leave you alone.
#11
Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers
#12
Check Out My Tiger, Yo
#13
My Son Has Swagger
#14
My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years
Maggie Mae 8 years ago
Excellent, My plan is coming together famously... Soon we will be bigger than toys-r-us... Jeeves, Bring me my evening arrowroot and apple juice.
Hannou Etàmoi 8 years ago
How could the baby do anythîg but watch this fire in this horrible chair
#15
The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life
#16
Relaxing Like A Boss
#17
Mastering Selfie Like A Boss
#18
Put It Back, You Filthy Animal
#19
This Baby Has Seen Some Shit
Cobraul2 8 years ago
And fake person 'My Son Is Only 5 Days Old And Already Has Seen Some S**t'.
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#20
Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It
#21
Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”
Maggie Mae 8 years ago
Cop: put the mouth piece into your mouth... Blow... *Beep* Cop: oh my.. Miss can you step out of your vehicle please.
#22
There Can Only Be One
Jennifer Hargett 8 years ago
Ahhh, siblings. No one else will ever wield the power to torture you and make you laugh quite the same way.
Heather Keedy Bateman 8 years ago
The way humor works: once you find out the person is ok, it's perfectly legitimate to laugh at them. Baby's obviously okay, so...
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#23
Whut?
#24
You Thought You Were Cool As A Kid? So Did I
#25
Bring Me The Ladies
#26
Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter
#27
Sup
#28
Flipping The Bird From Early Days
#29
My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face
#30
My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning
#31
Talk To My Hand
#32
I Don't Need Your Charity
#33
I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened
#34
This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass
Lisa Donegan 8 years ago
Joanie Hammes Spencer, a few years back, this would have been you!😘 Love ya, Weesa Woosa!
#35
Deal With It
Heather Keedy Bateman 8 years ago
Lol--I'm a little disturbed that all the dolls are naked! xD
Maggie Mae 8 years ago
Bachelor party practice starts young! Dad: Remember son, don't make eye contact, don't touch and leave the debit card at home so you can only tip with the singles you came in with
#36
My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It
#37
Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back
Final score:
37points
Aline Malta 8 years ago
This is my nephew!!! So delicious!! Titia te da todos os beijos que vc quiser amoreeeeeeee!!!
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I dunno what you just said, but I was able to read it and not understand a word. I bet it was something loving for your cute little nephew
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What Are You Staring At?
Bong Stanger 8 years ago
This is sad. An unhealthy baby and left in the sink with the water running directly in the sensitive skin. It can burn easily
#39
Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism
#40
Yeah, Crawl In There
Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 8 years ago
we'll see whose jumpsuit has the brighter colour after this!
#41
Gangsta Baby
Sarah Coddington 8 years ago
Lol he just got out from doing 10 months (gestation reference lol sorry)
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Yo Yo Gangsta
#43
This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution
Final score:
29points
#45
Wait, Not Now, Baby
#46
He Owns This Corn Pit
#47
Watch Out For This Badass
Pandykinz 8 years ago
Supposed to be Joe Rogan I'm pretty sure but Vin works too lol
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I believe it was moms makeup (washable, obvi) and done for Halloween
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Badass Kid!
#49
Road Rage
Carrie Shaw 8 years ago
This is another guy I've seen on the streets!!! Looks like he's getting ready to ram me!
ugaas wiilhoog 8 years ago
Hey I am driving over here!!!! whats the matter with you!! (insert newyork accent)
#50
I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me
#52
This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together
#53
Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe
#54
Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin
Final score:
18points
Lovely Abbott (Submission author) 8 years ago
Thanks guys for checkin it out and thanks for the vote
Lovely Abbott (Submission author) 8 years ago
Yea..that's why he is one of those bada** babies lol😁
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#57
West Side Gangsta
#58
My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor
#59
Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...
Final score:
13points
#60
I Asked My Son If He Would Like To Go Home ..
Final score:
13points
#61
Best Birth Announcement Ever!
Final score:
13points
#62
I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler
#64
Come,say It In My Face!
Final score:
11points
#68
Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way
#70
Can't Even Deal With Life!!
Final score:
9points
Satoshi Ketsuban 8 years ago
Hehehe... you should see my angel wings baby pic... mom threatened to show it to any future girlfriend/boyfriend I might get...
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Born The Day Trump Was Elected
Final score:
8points
B. J. Moore 1 year ago (edited)
Yeah! And a hardy “up yours,” you disgusting evil sheeple! 👎🏿👎🏽👎👎🏻🖕🏼🖕🖕🏽🖕🏿
#72
My Daughter Points With A Gun
#74
Guten Tag, Ladies.
Final score:
7points
#78
Gangsta Baby
#84
Ladies Man...
Final score:
5points
#85
Living In The Gangsta's Paradise
Jespren Ray 8 years ago
Here, here! I hope it's some sort of prop toy (I've see dog toys that looked like money but not that realistic) and not real money.
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Sara M. Sukenic 8 years ago
If you look in the reflection, it looks like the baby is taking a picture of himself.
#87
Just Straight Up Chillin
#88
Absolutely Not Staged, Just My Little Mans First Time In Sunglasses.
Final score:
4points
#90
This Is For You Doc 😂✌️😎
Final score:
3points
#91
I Asked Him If He Was Ready For A Nap...
Final score:
3points
#95
He Likes His Personal Space...
Final score:
3points
Jespren Ray 8 years ago
I have one of these, all day he's do e then at night he is like 'stop touching me Mom, personal space!'
#99
Like A Boss
Final score:
2points
#100
Can't Be Doing With This S**t Right Now. Step Away From The Phone.
Final score:
2points
#101
It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp.
Final score:
2points
#102
Peek-a-boo!!!
Final score:
2points
#104
My Son At 8 Months Old: "i Said, No Paps Mother. Jesus Chraist!"
Final score:
2points
#105
My Son Looks Like I Told Him Funny A Story And Now He Things I Am Totally Awkward.
Final score:
2points
#106
Too Annoyed To Be Clicked :)
Final score:
2points
#107
You Will Have Me To Answer To If You Break My Sister Heart!
Final score:
2points
#110
Haymaker
Final score:
2points
#112
Fist Bump Bro...
Final score:
2points
#113
My Son Is Even Happy When Woken Up.
Final score:
2points
#114
Baby Monster With The High Heals And Nerfgun
Final score:
2points
#121
I Don't Have Time For Your Sh*t
Final score:
1point
#122
Hello Ladies! I'll Take That Boobie, Shaken Not Stirred
Final score:
1point
#123
Driving Under The Influence And Not Giving A Sh*t.. That Milk Got Him So Wasted Though!
Final score:
1point
#124
I Ain't Your Valentine
Final score:
1point
#125
Why Am I Here Not In The Sea?
Final score:
1point
#126
Y I'm Here?
Final score:
1point
#128
My Badass Baby.
Final score:
1point
#130
Favorite Morning Picture Ever
Final score:
1point
#134
Snow.........
Final score:
0points
#136
Wow...what's In This Thing??? Her First Pineapple Lol
Final score:
0points
#139
Yall Need Jesus
Final score:
0points
#143
My Son Throwing The Piece Sign Lol
Final score:
0points
#149
Food Coma Baby
Final score:
0points
#150
Rockstar Baby
Final score:
0points
#152
And You Thought I Couldn't Tell You How I Really Felt "you Can't Handle The Truth"!!!
Final score:
0points
#155
How You Doin'?
Final score:
-1point
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Silent Skeleton 8 years ago
my 8 year old brother (not baby, but still smol) hangs around in a bathrobe and plays pool while drinking root beer out of a frickin pint
Silent Skeleton 8 years ago
my 8 year old brother (not baby, but still smol) hangs around in a bathrobe and plays pool while drinking root beer out of a frickin pint
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