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156 Badass Babies Who Don’t Care About Your Rules
If you think that all newborns are harmless potatoes, think again. Because we're about to show you the list of the most badass babies you've ever seen.
From sucking on a bunch of hundred dollar bills instead of a dummy, to giving a ferocious look while inhaling juice - they just don't give a poo. Scroll down and vote for your favorite ones! And if you have a badass yourself - be sure to upload it to our list!
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#2
This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life
#3
1st Birthday Thug Life
#4
Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi
#5
Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You
#6
You Can Talk To Me Now
#7
I Think My Son Is Plotting Something
#8
I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"
#9
Relaxing Like A Boss
#10
My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With
#11
Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers
#12
Check Out My Tiger, Yo
#14
My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years
#15
The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life
#16
Relaxing Like A Boss
#17
Mastering Selfie Like A Boss
#18
Put It Back, You Filthy Animal
#19
This Baby Has Seen Some Shit
#20
Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It
#21
Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”
#22
There Can Only Be One
#23
Whut?
#24
You Thought You Were Cool As A Kid? So Did I
#25
Bring Me The Ladies
#26
Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter
#27
Sup
#28
Flipping The Bird From Early Days
#29
My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face
#30
My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning
#31
Talk To My Hand
#32
I Don't Need Your Charity
#33
I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened
#34
This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass
#35
Deal With It
Heather Keedy Bateman 7 years ago
Lol--I'm a little disturbed that all the dolls are naked! xD
#36
My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It
#37
Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back
Final score:
37points
Aline Malta 7 years ago
This is my nephew!!! So delicious!! Titia te da todos os beijos que vc quiser amoreeeeeeee!!!
#38
What Are You Staring At?
#39
Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism
#40
Yeah, Crawl In There
Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 7 years ago
we'll see whose jumpsuit has the brighter colour after this!
#41
Gangsta Baby
#46
He Owns This Corn Pit
#47
Watch Out For This Badass
#48
Badass Kid!
#49
Road Rage
Carrie Shaw 7 years ago
This is another guy I've seen on the streets!!! Looks like he's getting ready to ram me!
#50
I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me
#52
This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together
#53
Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe
#54
Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin
Final score:
18points
Lovely Abbott (Submission author) 7 years ago
Thanks guys for checkin it out and thanks for the vote
#57
West Side Gangsta
#58
My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor
#59
Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...
Final score:
13points
#60
I Asked My Son If He Would Like To Go Home ..
Final score:
13points
#61
Best Birth Announcement Ever!
Final score:
13points
#62
I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler
#68
Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way
#71
Born The Day Trump Was Elected
Final score:
8points
B. J. Moore 1 month ago (edited)
Yeah! And a hardy “up yours,” you disgusting evil sheeple! 👎🏿👎🏽👎👎🏻🖕🏼🖕🖕🏽🖕🏿
#72
My Daughter Points With A Gun
#74
Guten Tag, Ladies.
Final score:
7points
#78
Gangsta Baby
#84
Ladies Man...
Final score:
5points
#85
Living In The Gangsta's Paradise
#88
Absolutely Not Staged, Just My Little Mans First Time In Sunglasses.
Final score:
4points
#90
This Is For You Doc 😂✌️😎
Final score:
3points
#91
I Asked Him If He Was Ready For A Nap...
Final score:
3points
#95
He Likes His Personal Space...
Final score:
3points
Jespren Ray 7 years ago
I have one of these, all day he's do e then at night he is like 'stop touching me Mom, personal space!'
#99