If you think that all newborns are harmless potatoes, think again. Because we're about to show you the list of the most badass babies you've ever seen.

From sucking on a bunch of hundred dollar bills instead of a dummy, to giving a ferocious look while inhaling juice - they just don't give a poo. Scroll down and vote for your favorite ones! And if you have a badass yourself - be sure to upload it to our list!

#2

This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

Dialgax Report

#3

1st Birthday Thug Life

1st Birthday Thug Life

MichaelHorney Report

#4

Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi

Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi

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#5

Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the feeling, bb. I really do

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#6

You Can Talk To Me Now

You Can Talk To Me Now

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#7

I Think My Son Is Plotting Something

I Think My Son Is Plotting Something

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#8

I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

dont_worry_im_here Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Minimini Cooper parked a Mini Cooper in XD That said, I'd have loved to have a Minimini Cooper like this as a kid

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#9

Relaxing Like A Boss

Relaxing Like A Boss

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#10

My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

GraphicD73 Report

#11

Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers

Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers

beckijo92 Report

#12

Check Out My Tiger, Yo

Check Out My Tiger, Yo

katedid Report

#14

My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years

My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years

westendgrills Report

#15

The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life

The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life

imgur.com Report

rai mei
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

baby: this is what ya get for taking a picture while I'm in my meal time

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#16

Relaxing Like A Boss

Relaxing Like A Boss

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Maggie Mae
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see you looking.. And I know you're impressed!

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#17

Mastering Selfie Like A Boss

Mastering Selfie Like A Boss

Carter_761 Report

#18

Put It Back, You Filthy Animal

Put It Back, You Filthy Animal

T-Lilz Report

Uni N
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes it not nice showing tongue kk

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#19

This Baby Has Seen Some Shit

This Baby Has Seen Some Shit

iLikeTellingDirtyJokes Report

#20

Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It

Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It

ChickenBanditz Report

#21

Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”

Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”

Cheshire Police Report

#23

Whut?

Whut?

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#24

You Thought You Were Cool As A Kid? So Did I

You Thought You Were Cool As A Kid? So Did I

hetriedtokillmewithaforklift Report

#25

Bring Me The Ladies

Bring Me The Ladies

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#26

Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter

Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter

zacher89 Report

#27

Sup

Sup

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#28

Flipping The Bird From Early Days

Flipping The Bird From Early Days

Cernat Laurentiu Report

#29

My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face

My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face

Aberu Report

Maggie Mae
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice try gram-gram.. Full house! Pay up!

#30

My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning

My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning

bsfam Report

#31

Talk To My Hand

Talk To My Hand

michelleehrman Report

#32

I Don't Need Your Charity

I Don't Need Your Charity

Lynn Report

#33

I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened

I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened

Igotwerms Report

#34

This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass

This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass

yayamamabee Report

rai mei
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the background needs some explosions a la Michael Bay

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#35

Deal With It

Deal With It

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#36

My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It

My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It

Sleexer Report

#37

Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back

Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back

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Aline Malta
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my nephew!!! So delicious!! Titia te da todos os beijos que vc quiser amoreeeeeeee!!!

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#38

What Are You Staring At?

What Are You Staring At?

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rai mei
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm staring at your Michelin Man-like layers of skin

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#39

Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism

Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism

wyattthomas Report

#40

Yeah, Crawl In There

Yeah, Crawl In There

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#42

Yo Yo Gangsta

Yo Yo Gangsta

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#43

This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution

This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution

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Carrie Shaw
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know WHY I can't have more cake!!!

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#44

My Son Is A Ridiculous Little Person

My Son Is A Ridiculous Little Person

Rikplaysbass Report

#45

Wait, Not Now, Baby

Wait, Not Now, Baby

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#46

He Owns This Corn Pit

He Owns This Corn Pit

lindsaydalpiaz Report

#47

Watch Out For This Badass

Watch Out For This Badass

Taylor_Satine Report

#49

Road Rage

Road Rage

amasimps Report

Carrie Shaw
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is another guy I've seen on the streets!!! Looks like he's getting ready to ram me!

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#50

I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me

I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me

xoxcaity_nicollexox Report

#51

Gangsta Baby

Gangsta Baby

fluffypotato Report

#52

This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together

This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together

mettybeats Report

#53

Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe

Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe

Swags Wagner Report

#54

Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin

Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin

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#55

Just Chillin

Just Chillin

lilmissmoyashi Report

#56

My Baby Is Not A Morning Person

My Baby Is Not A Morning Person

ItsNaultMyFault Report

#58

My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor

My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor

limlik Report

#59

Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...

Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...

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#60

I Asked My Son If He Would Like To Go Home ..

I Asked My Son If He Would Like To Go Home ..