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35 Opinions About The Female Body From People Who Definitely Skipped Women’s Anatomy Class (New Pics)
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By widely accepted definition, humans have 79 organs. If you aren’t a doctor or an expert, chances are that your memory of knowing what their functions are has become quite rusty since the last time you sat in a biology class. This seems to be a particular issue when it comes to the woman’s body, as many men seem to have skipped this lesson entirely.
That’s why the subreddit ‘Bad Women's Anatomy’ exists, full of blissfully ignorant males wrongly commenting on the female body. And since they decided to spell out their unbelievable opinions online, it’s only right that the Internet shames them in return. Scroll down to find some of the worst misconceptions about women's health, and don’t forget to share similar encounters below!
While you’re at it, make sure to check out a conversation with sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, who kindly agreed to tell us how we could educate ourselves better about the female body.
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#1
Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days
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#2
What The F**kis A Vulva?
Sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, believes that women’s bodies are still surrounded by mystery because we as a society have placed a lot of shame around them.
“Although it's shifting, western culture placed a lot of shame around women's bodies, menstruation, and sexuality, making these subjects hard to talk about openly and keeping conversations behind closed doors. Furthermore, there were very limited studies done on women's bodies, leaving women with limited information to begin with.”
#4
When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I can't even imagine. Growing up in the 80s and 90s during the AIDS crisis, I got decent sex-ed from my public grade school. Religious schools just suck.
#5
I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny
#6
Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before
The Doom Song 1 year ago
"Now what do I do?" I'd say don't breed but I guess that's too late..
According to the Mental Health Foundation’s survey, around 85% of women feel uncomfortable in their bodies, which prevents them from talking about them or seeking out medical professionals' help when health issues arise.
#7
Push And Splat
#8
Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?
#9
Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas
Farah the Turtle 1 year ago
YTA, obviously. How DARE you suggest that your daughter has a vagina at such a young age??? /s
Even those who gather the courage to talk to a medical professional about their concerns might not receive fair treatment, as before 1993 females weren’t included in clinical trials, and to this day the medical field is still not sure how many drugs and devices work for women.
#10
I Don’t Even Know Anymor
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
OMG! Seriously! This person deserves to be celibate for life. Massive incel vibes.
#11
Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So
#12
This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene
The Doom Song 1 year ago
Wait... I'm just getting to work now... time to switch the "OFF" button
Most clinical testing and research has been done on men, as testing on women included too many unstable variables, like fluctuating hormones, and required greater funds to cover both gender studies. However, this is slowly but surely changing by focusing more on health conditions that everybody has but that might be experienced differently by men and women.
#13
Tampons
#14
“Oh Honey, I Love You.” *vacuum Noises*
#15
I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy
MacKinnon emphasizes that it’s important to understand the female body better. “Women spend an average of 7 years of their lives menstruating and are affected by their hormones throughout their cycles. Something that affects women's energy, fertility, moods, sleep, sexuality, and so much more is worthy of understanding. Women are roughly half of the population, why wouldn't it be important for women to understand their own bodies, and for women and men to understand each other's?”
#16
Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy
#17
That’s Not How Pregnancy Works
#18
Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags
Floeckchen 1 year ago
The reason is, that self proclaimed "alphas" can't impress anyone above 30 anymore.
One way to understand the female body better is to talk about it more with men and women. This will help to normalize these conversations and help educate ourselves and others, says MacKinnon. “Men run on an average 24-hour hormonal cycle, while women run on an average 28-day hormonal cycle. The more women can understand how they're affected by the 4 phases of their cycles, the more they're able to thrive throughout the month and be less negatively impacted by menstruation,” she further explains.
#19
Fun Fact
#20
Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?
#21
Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?
It’s especially important that men get educated on the female body, as they significantly outnumber women in state legislatures, who make decisions that affect women. When male politicians who govern people are uneducated, they may make choices that restrict the liberty of women.
#22
How Dare She Want To Enjoy Sex?!?
#23
Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While
#24
Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control
Just like Donald Trump, who, in one of his recent interviews, blurted out that he plans to make birth control much harder to get, particularly for people living in less fortunate conditions. Even though he later denied this, there’s no way to ensure that he won’t commit to it if he gets the presidential chair.
#25
What??
#26
Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?
#27
????
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
So every woman who is NOT pregnant after EVERY ovulation is a mass murderer. I've heard this one before. Southern Baptists are sick MFs.
Meanwhile, learning about the female body can make women more comfortable in their own skin. In addition, familiarizing yourself with your own physiology can help make more informed decisions about health. And when women can make autonomous decisions about their bodies, it unburdens half of the population and benefits everyone.
#28
This Is Just Vile
Floeckchen 1 year ago
Thesis: Ben knows exactly one girl who happens to be white. And he calls her a s**t because her boyfriend isn't him.
#29
How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?
Floeckchen 1 year ago
First of all: Google it! The fact you don't know about any proove doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Second: We can't describe it in detail to you because you little man-baby would cry your eyes out.
#30
Found One In The Wild
#31
It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman
#32
Perfectly Logical!
Blah blah blah 1 year ago
Oh s**t, did I have a secret child age 12 when I had a growth spurt?
#33
When Will This Myth Die?!
#35
Tampons Do What Now??
#36
Have A Think Fellas!
#37
Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago (edited)
Guys who are uncut ARE supposed to pull back their foreskin and rinse under it. But not use soap. And the rest of it, no.
#38
“Please Be Honest Now”
#39
The Secret Is Out!!
#40
Bro… Being On The Pill And Doing Sports Doesn’t Make You Infertile
#41
Apparently Having Body Hair Means You're Not Clean
#42
Oh God I Just Can't Process This Information
#43
Get Fat. It Is Just That Simple
#44
Women Shaving
#45
Apparently Women Can't Have A Model Body After Giving Birth Because They're Lazy
#46
“Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology
#48
On A Thread Discussing How Men Can Tell If A Woman Is Faking An Orgasm Or Not
#49
Apparently Women Can Stop A Rape By “Clenching Your Thighs”
#50
Yeah, Sure Bud
#51
Just Seen This On R/Sex
#52
Probably A Racist Incel With An Asian Fetish
#53
No Mate, I'm Just On My Period, Just Because You Walk Around In Crusty Ten Day Old Boxers, Stop Projecting Huni
#54
Found This Gem
#55
If Your Pastor Is Being Influenced By This "Pastor", Run!!!
Snazzy Smurf 1 year ago
"Pastor" should try running around with two bowling balls in a sports bra for about a month and then re approach the conversation.
#56
Female Body Hair Doesn’t Exist According To This Person
#57
I Think This Is The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Time
#58
Wake Up Babe, A New Surgical Procedure To Make Us Feel Insecure About Our Genitalia Just Dropped!
#59
Made Up Statistics And No Knowledge Of How Physiques Work
Floeckchen 1 year ago
Attractiveness also comes from thinking... what Bjorn didn't do. Sorry Bjorn...
#60
Bro Knows Everything
zububonsai 1 year ago
Written by a horny 13-17-year old who read too much Andrew Tate stuff or watched too many male centered porn? (my wild guess)
#61
Idk What To Say About This
#62
There’s A Lot To Unpack Here
#63
Man Believes That Girls Biologically Cannot Wear Pants As Part Of A School Uniform
ChimeraBubbles 1 year ago
I read it once that our clothing is mixed up based on what you've got in your underwear. People with vaginas should be wearing trousers due to there being no need to accommodate an unsightly bulge and people with penises should be wearing skirts to allow for maximum cooling and dangling. Makes me laugh when people get caught up on clothing. Why is this person focusing on the hips and breasts of children being easily observed exactly?
#64
Yes, You Are The A**hole. Use Them
#65
"That's How Intelligent The Human Body Is!"
#66
Not This Old Chestnut
#67
Pleasing Women Is An Esoteric Puzzle
Donkey boi 1 year ago
Allow me to translate: 'Different people are turned on by different things, and I can't get my head around that.'
#68
This. Is. Not. A. Uterus
#69
There Are Girls Who Get Their Periods As Young As Five Years Old. Are They Considered Women To This Person?
#70
Public Hair Can Actually Lessen The Chance Of A Uti, Yeast Infections, And Vaginitis In Some Scenarios
#71
“Period Diarrhea” Isn’t A Thing
Sky Render 1 year ago
Well, some of us do. Mostly the ones who were born intersex, assigned male at birth, but still have female reproductive organs in us. Admittedly there's not very many of us like that, but there are some! I've been getting periods since I was 16 in spite of my original gender assignment, and they've honestly only gotten more annoying since dropping my natural T levels and letting my natural E levels dominate.
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Foxxy says Hello 1 year ago
Period poops are definitely a thing. Maybe not for everyone, but a large proportion.
Ann Mohrmann 1 year ago
Period diarrhea is only a thing in that the hormonal changes will cause lots of cis-women to HAVE diarrhea during their period.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
I read once that trans women can have “periods” with many symptoms except the obvious one, i.e. mood swings, cramping, but I don’t know if it’s true.
CF 1 year ago
I may be incorrect, but I'm making a very educated guess (BS in biology + Dr VetMed) using years of college level science and my natural curiosity + pursuit of knowledge: trans women should not have pseudo-periods or symptoms of periods. Periods of cis women occur due to fluctuations in hormones. The hormones of trans women are artificial (pills), and I'd expect they take a standard and stable dose each day. So no hormone fluctuations = no periods.
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#73
Found On Incel Forum
#74
It's Not Like A Women Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash
Michael Largey 1 year ago
When the words "dummy" and "car crash" came up, they always thought of men. Go figure.
#75
Uterus Penetration
#76
Surely It Could Not Be Other Possible Factors
#77
What, In All Sincerity, The F**k?
#78
They Don’t Know There’s Cisgender Women Who Have Very Flat Breasts Or None At All
#79
Woke Raider
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UKGrandad 1 year ago
There are two that I have seen and heard quite often that aren't in this gallery. The first one crops up regularly amongst the anti-abortion crowd and is often cited as a reason to not have a rape-exclusion clause in legislation banning abortions. These people believe, or claim to believe, that a woman's reproductive system shuts down during an assault so they cannot get pregnant from rape. The other is a claim that the larger a woman's labia, the more men she's had sex with, as if the labia function as a slutometer! I have asked men who believe this how they think it works, and why it would affect a woman who might have sex once a week but with a different man each time, but not one who has sex every night with the same man. The typical response? "It's just true..look it up".
DC 1 year ago
Never obey when being told to just believe. Never! Obey in regard to action if need be - emergencies or so - but, we always have the time to sincerely gather knowledge, and to prove it. Science works because it's systematic, a scheme to approximate our shared model of reality further to actual reality, so to say.
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Alexandra 1 year ago
I think there's a serious lack of good education which translates into men having no clue but think they have one and then go on mansplaining to women on the basis of, at best, anecdotal evidence and, at worst, things they picked up from those misogynistic you tube videos and the Internet in general.
Cathy Jo Baker 1 year ago
And... these are the men making laws about what women can or can't do with our bodies.
UKGrandad 1 year ago
Do you want a rather sweet story about a misconception because of naivety rather than wilful ignorance? Here goes. About 40 years ago a couple of good friends of mine were expecting their first child. Now, they had both had strict Catholic upbringings, including schooling, and as a result their sex education was rudimentary at best. We were talking one day when she was at around 5-6 months gone; they were both really excited about the pregnancy except for one thing - they missed not being able to make love. I asked what was stopping them (we were close friends and had many candid conversations so I wasn't being inappropriate) and they said that they couldn't have sex 'because of the baby'. I told them that there was no need to worry because it wouldn't cause any harm, and that's when he said "I know I won't hurt the baby, but my w***y will be touching it and that's just wrong!" They were so happy when I explained why that wouldn't happen.
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
Many of these stories are very good reasons why male politicians should NEVER be involved in any kind of female abortion/health issues.
Tyranamar Seuss 1 year ago
I'm glad these are here. So other, uneducated people, can read about it and get curious. And teach themselves the correct answer.
Phil Green 1 year ago
I'm a guy and I honestly can't believe I'm sharing the planet with all these knuckledraggers!
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
LOL makes me wonder what they're teaching in biology now... and how many folks really pay attention any more... I remember in 5th grade, all the little boys got to go outside and play while us ladies had to sit and watch a film, and listen to some very uncomfortable lady teachers explain menstruation to us. :-D
Soy 1 year ago
You know what's weird? Everyone assumes that proper sex ed is teaching about female reproductive organs. I'm a man, and I know more about ovaries and vaginas than about prostates.
Dilly Millandry 1 year ago
Proper sex ed should definitely be about teaching all...
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Robert Veitch 1 year ago
Men, including male doctors, are incredibly ignorant about the female body. I highly recommend that every male read: Eve by Cat Bohannon. She describes the evolutionary history of the female body with precision and humor. Some very amazing facts about the incredible workings of the female body. For example, there are pores around the nipple that sample the drool of a suckling baby, analyze its needs and the breast milk formula is adjusted to provide specifically what the baby's body requires. Simply amazing.
Steve Hall 1 year ago
Everything a young man learns about the female anatomy either comes from the locker room or from his parents who have no clue why he has sixteen siblings.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Who the hell types this stuff?? My Mom was an OB-GYN and from a decent age we were taught how things worked. Dad was pretty cool on teh stuff too. I see people like this and I just want to bite someone! Not to get politics involved here but I'd guarantee most of these dumbasses vote red. Faith is OK, religion... well...
Weaponized Beef 1 year ago
I... I'm trying not to be ashamed. Like, I can't claim these guys, and it's not on *all men* to fix these men. But wow. That's... I need to take a shower.
Snazzy Smurf 1 year ago
I need to go back into time and erase these things from my mind. These were atrocious.
TraciLyn Burchett 1 year ago
Science. We NEED science back in schools. Anatomy charts for male and female bodies posted on the walls in elementary school. Yes, elementary so people can view human structures without sexualizing them. Children can learn anatomy in a clinical manner and accept that its just the way we're built.
Saxophone girl 1 year ago
Things like this show me that we should NEVER let men have control over our bodies
tori Ohno 1 year ago
Why do so many men think that we pee through the vagina? We have a urethra like every other mammal!
UKGrandad 1 year ago
I can answer that; it isn't that they don't think women have a urethra, it's the positioning that they aren't aware of. Because men have just the one external hole for both semen and urine with the internal 'plumbing' feeding into the same outlet, they assume that women have the same basic layout, with the urethra opening out onto the wall of the vaginal canal.
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Steve Dudgeon 1 year ago
wow..I'm embarrassed to be associated with these fools..not sure if they really are that stupid or they just don't care enough to listen and take the time to learn
UKGrandad 1 year ago
There are two that I have seen and heard quite often that aren't in this gallery. The first one crops up regularly amongst the anti-abortion crowd and is often cited as a reason to not have a rape-exclusion clause in legislation banning abortions. These people believe, or claim to believe, that a woman's reproductive system shuts down during an assault so they cannot get pregnant from rape. The other is a claim that the larger a woman's labia, the more men she's had sex with, as if the labia function as a slutometer! I have asked men who believe this how they think it works, and why it would affect a woman who might have sex once a week but with a different man each time, but not one who has sex every night with the same man. The typical response? "It's just true..look it up".
DC 1 year ago
Never obey when being told to just believe. Never! Obey in regard to action if need be - emergencies or so - but, we always have the time to sincerely gather knowledge, and to prove it. Science works because it's systematic, a scheme to approximate our shared model of reality further to actual reality, so to say.
Load More Replies... Alexandra 1 year ago
I think there's a serious lack of good education which translates into men having no clue but think they have one and then go on mansplaining to women on the basis of, at best, anecdotal evidence and, at worst, things they picked up from those misogynistic you tube videos and the Internet in general.
Cathy Jo Baker 1 year ago
And... these are the men making laws about what women can or can't do with our bodies.
UKGrandad 1 year ago
Do you want a rather sweet story about a misconception because of naivety rather than wilful ignorance? Here goes. About 40 years ago a couple of good friends of mine were expecting their first child. Now, they had both had strict Catholic upbringings, including schooling, and as a result their sex education was rudimentary at best. We were talking one day when she was at around 5-6 months gone; they were both really excited about the pregnancy except for one thing - they missed not being able to make love. I asked what was stopping them (we were close friends and had many candid conversations so I wasn't being inappropriate) and they said that they couldn't have sex 'because of the baby'. I told them that there was no need to worry because it wouldn't cause any harm, and that's when he said "I know I won't hurt the baby, but my w***y will be touching it and that's just wrong!" They were so happy when I explained why that wouldn't happen.
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
Many of these stories are very good reasons why male politicians should NEVER be involved in any kind of female abortion/health issues.
Tyranamar Seuss 1 year ago
I'm glad these are here. So other, uneducated people, can read about it and get curious. And teach themselves the correct answer.
Phil Green 1 year ago
I'm a guy and I honestly can't believe I'm sharing the planet with all these knuckledraggers!
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
LOL makes me wonder what they're teaching in biology now... and how many folks really pay attention any more... I remember in 5th grade, all the little boys got to go outside and play while us ladies had to sit and watch a film, and listen to some very uncomfortable lady teachers explain menstruation to us. :-D
Soy 1 year ago
You know what's weird? Everyone assumes that proper sex ed is teaching about female reproductive organs. I'm a man, and I know more about ovaries and vaginas than about prostates.
Dilly Millandry 1 year ago
Proper sex ed should definitely be about teaching all...
Load More Replies... Robert Veitch 1 year ago
Men, including male doctors, are incredibly ignorant about the female body. I highly recommend that every male read: Eve by Cat Bohannon. She describes the evolutionary history of the female body with precision and humor. Some very amazing facts about the incredible workings of the female body. For example, there are pores around the nipple that sample the drool of a suckling baby, analyze its needs and the breast milk formula is adjusted to provide specifically what the baby's body requires. Simply amazing.
Steve Hall 1 year ago
Everything a young man learns about the female anatomy either comes from the locker room or from his parents who have no clue why he has sixteen siblings.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Who the hell types this stuff?? My Mom was an OB-GYN and from a decent age we were taught how things worked. Dad was pretty cool on teh stuff too. I see people like this and I just want to bite someone! Not to get politics involved here but I'd guarantee most of these dumbasses vote red. Faith is OK, religion... well...
Weaponized Beef 1 year ago
I... I'm trying not to be ashamed. Like, I can't claim these guys, and it's not on *all men* to fix these men. But wow. That's... I need to take a shower.
Snazzy Smurf 1 year ago
I need to go back into time and erase these things from my mind. These were atrocious.
TraciLyn Burchett 1 year ago
Science. We NEED science back in schools. Anatomy charts for male and female bodies posted on the walls in elementary school. Yes, elementary so people can view human structures without sexualizing them. Children can learn anatomy in a clinical manner and accept that its just the way we're built.
Saxophone girl 1 year ago
Things like this show me that we should NEVER let men have control over our bodies
tori Ohno 1 year ago
Why do so many men think that we pee through the vagina? We have a urethra like every other mammal!
UKGrandad 1 year ago
I can answer that; it isn't that they don't think women have a urethra, it's the positioning that they aren't aware of. Because men have just the one external hole for both semen and urine with the internal 'plumbing' feeding into the same outlet, they assume that women have the same basic layout, with the urethra opening out onto the wall of the vaginal canal.
Load More Replies... Steve Dudgeon 1 year ago
wow..I'm embarrassed to be associated with these fools..not sure if they really are that stupid or they just don't care enough to listen and take the time to learn
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