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By widely accepted definition, humans have 79 organs. If you aren’t a doctor or an expert, chances are that your memory of knowing what their functions are has become quite rusty since the last time you sat in a biology class. This seems to be a particular issue when it comes to the woman’s body, as many men seem to have skipped this lesson entirely.

That’s why the subreddit ‘Bad Women's Anatomy’ exists, full of blissfully ignorant males wrongly commenting on the female body. And since they decided to spell out their unbelievable opinions online, it’s only right that the Internet shames them in return. Scroll down to find some of the worst misconceptions about women's health, and don’t forget to share similar encounters below!

While you’re at it, make sure to check out a conversation with sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, who kindly agreed to tell us how we could educate ourselves better about the female body.

#1

Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days

Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days

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Skogsrået
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And to this day he's still clueless.

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    #2

    What The F**kis A Vulva?

    What The F**kis A Vulva?

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    Sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, believes that women’s bodies are still surrounded by mystery because we as a society have placed a lot of shame around them.

    “Although it's shifting, western culture placed a lot of shame around women's bodies, menstruation, and sexuality, making these subjects hard to talk about openly and keeping conversations behind closed doors. Furthermore, there were very limited studies done on women's bodies, leaving women with limited information to begin with.”

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    #4

    When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information

    When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even imagine. Growing up in the 80s and 90s during the AIDS crisis, I got decent sex-ed from my public grade school. Religious schools just suck.

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    #5

    I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny

    I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware guys some vaginas also have teeth......

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    #6

    Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before

    Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now what do I do?" I'd say don't breed but I guess that's too late..

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    According to the Mental Health Foundation’s survey, around 85% of women feel uncomfortable in their bodies, which prevents them from talking about them or seeking out medical professionals' help when health issues arise.

    #7

    Push And Splat

    Push And Splat

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop this planet, I want to get out of it

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    #8

    Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?

    Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get this guy a sex education manual

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    #9

    Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas

    Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas

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    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YTA, obviously. How DARE you suggest that your daughter has a vagina at such a young age??? /s

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    Even those who gather the courage to talk to a medical professional about their concerns might not receive fair treatment, as before 1993 females weren’t included in clinical trials, and to this day the medical field is still not sure how many drugs and devices work for women. 

    #10

    I Don’t Even Know Anymor

    I Don’t Even Know Anymor

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Seriously! This person deserves to be celibate for life. Massive incel vibes.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, is this like the ear piercing thing in the 80's? If the right or left ear was pierced determined your sexuality? Is this why I part my pubes to the left???

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... With a careful balance of hetero- and homosexual practices you can keep it in the middle and fool everyone into thinking you're a virgin? Neat.

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also wondering if it's my right or the idiot's right.

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run through? Wtf are we, a corn field?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still trying to figure out if he's talking about head hair or not, because a side-parting downstairs would look awesome. A comb-over would be odd, though 😁

    DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL I can change my sexuality by parting my hair differently. Be right back folks, time for an experiment!

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been gone for three hours: how's the experiment coming on?

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why...? Where in the world...? HOW do some men come up with this s**t? I'm crying.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you change your hairstyle/part throughout the week, what is that called?

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, I don't have a part in my hair (because it's very short). What does THAT mean?!

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering OP is basing sexuality on hair parts - maybe lack of a hair part means a lack of sexuality, according to them? Who even knows 😂 it’s so goofy

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair has been parted in the middle my whole life. It's the way it naturally is and I am far from pure.

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *refers to OP's chart*. Sorry, all that debauchery didn't count. It says here that you're pure.

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    VikingAbroad
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I really feel the world need a Darwin Award hidden assassins team... "make it look like a stupid accident, boys!"

    Marno C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if my hair just sweeps straight back with no part? Either I am the wh*re of Babylon or I am so uber-virginal I am going to birth a messiah.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have what is called a cow lick (in the UK.) which forces my hair to part on the left. This is from birth. How does OP work that one out???

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means you need to stop licking cows, you monster 🤣🤣🤣

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    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo... What is someone who is shaved completely? Does it change a woman anyway or is she cheating then?

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a hairline???? What the hell does that make me?????

    wordsupfool
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. I'm a total s**t and have zero public hair part... it's just one big mess.

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm engaging in lesbianism and my hairline is in the middle.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't tell him, he will have a seizure! (is that the right word??)

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    Mila Sliacka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like I’m a run through lesbian.

    Vinnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read through the comments to realize that maybe this idiot wasn't referring to a part in pubic hair.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've NEVER had a hair parting in the middle. It's slightly to one side. Sums me up really.

    Rune Munch Pedersen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he know if she is a very active bi-sexual?

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh....run through? How disgusting.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What hairline? How do you "run through" a woman? A BABY's head can be pushed through the v*gina and it still bounces back to almost the same form. A much smaller p*nis won't change the v*gina (or the hairline) in any way, shape or form.

    Robin Rush
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My part has been dead center my whole life and I have two kids. I haven’t been “pure” in 20 years

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be the stupidest take on hairstyles I have ever encountered.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does this nonsense come from?

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a zickzack parting, and now? I am speechless.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn...my hair parts on the left--so i'm 'run through' but not gay, right? idk what i'd have done if i found out i was gay after all these years!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious as to what thought process achieved this ignorance.

    M H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow just wow..the stupidity is off the charts

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget women's physiology: this dude doesn't even know how a f*****g hair brush works.

    Rebecca Surette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that explains why my hair was parted on the side when I was in my 20s, and now, in my 70s, it is parted in the middle. Who'da thunk it?

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your hairline cut too deep into your (existing?) brain. I never heard such s**t in my whole long life.

    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be super pure then ... My hair has always parted in the middle no matter what I try ...

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest is bad enough but the guy doesn't even know how to use "vice versa" properly.

    DOD2557
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What church teaches this??? Because it HAS to be from some religious school!!

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What hair part? Which hormones? How "run through" is he, himself?

    Edith
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really has some brain damage.

    Beth Gael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheeeeeen a comment is so ridiculous you're not sure if t's satire or if this individual is just this stupid/gullible. I mean, someone told this person this and they believed it.

    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the mo,my hair is slightly middle,a bit to the side,and on the right. What the hell im i

    Zero Costa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got a question from the virgin lesbian crowd

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to take care of this dipshits theory right now. I'm 63 was married for 21 years when my husband died, we had 2 kids. My mid shoulder length hair has ALWAYS been parted in the middle!

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild. Have they put this together through the whole 'millennials have side part' thing do you think?

    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, is he talking about the hair on her head or...?🤪

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair runs down the middle. I'm almost 50 and haven't been a virgin for more than 30 years.

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the lady who couldn't conceive that you can comeover a part differently tha your natural part.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can comeover any part you wish, so long as you have consent.

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a mohawk. How does she fit into his theory?

    Nick
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a bizarre theory. Does he not realize you can change your part any day with a comb?

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... run through? Like, a marathon? Where do I start? Do I use an opening already there by nature, or am I allowed to cut an entrance? Where's the finish line? How do I even fit in her, completely, so that I can run through her? I don't have to come out of her butt, do I? And ... how's working with the hair again?

    M Calad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea how a person could possibly get to such unusual conclusions, but I'll give him points for his creativity 🤣.

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    #11

    Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So

    Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

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    #12

    This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

    This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... I'm just getting to work now... time to switch the "OFF" button

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    Most clinical testing and research has been done on men, as testing on women included too many unstable variables, like fluctuating hormones, and required greater funds to cover both gender studies. However, this is slowly but surely changing by focusing more on health conditions that everybody has but that might be experienced differently by men and women. 

    #13

    Tampons

    Tampons

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? WTF? Dude has no clue how feminine hygiene works.

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    #14

    “Oh Honey, I Love You.” *vacuum Noises*

    “Oh Honey, I Love You.” *vacuum Noises*

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    #15

    I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy

    I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhibit A why men should not be involved in discussing women's reproductive rights. Who's gonna tell him?

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    MacKinnon emphasizes that it’s important to understand the female body better. “Women spend an average of 7 years of their lives menstruating and are affected by their hormones throughout their cycles. Something that affects women's energy, fertility, moods, sleep, sexuality, and so much more is worthy of understanding. Women are roughly half of the population, why wouldn't it be important for women to understand their own bodies, and for women and men to understand each other's?”

    #16

    Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy

    Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it matter? He's never gonna find it anyways.

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    #17

    That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

    That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Bible for making my fellow citizens so wise

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    #18

    Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags

    Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason is, that self proclaimed "alphas" can't impress anyone above 30 anymore.

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    One way to understand the female body better is to talk about it more with men and women. This will help to normalize these conversations and help educate ourselves and others, says MacKinnon. “Men run on an average 24-hour hormonal cycle, while women run on an average 28-day hormonal cycle. The more women can understand how they're affected by the 4 phases of their cycles, the more they're able to thrive throughout the month and be less negatively impacted by menstruation,” she further explains.

    #20

    Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?

    Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?

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    #21

    Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?

    Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. this is bad...🤯🤦🏻‍♀️

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    It’s especially important that men get educated on the female body, as they significantly outnumber women in state legislatures, who make decisions that affect women. When male politicians who govern people are uneducated, they may make choices that restrict the liberty of women.

    #22

    How Dare She Want To Enjoy Sex?!?

    How Dare She Want To Enjoy Sex?!?

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    #23

    Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While

    Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While

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    #24

    Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control

    Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control

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    Blah blah blah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but it does help with preventing UTIs

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    Just like Donald Trump, who, in one of his recent interviews, blurted out that he plans to make birth control much harder to get, particularly for people living in less fortunate conditions. Even though he later denied this, there’s no way to ensure that he won’t commit to it if he gets the presidential chair.

    #25

    What??

    What??

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, so many orphaned animals in the wild...

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    #26

    Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?

    Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?

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    #27

    ????

    ????

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So every woman who is NOT pregnant after EVERY ovulation is a mass murderer. I've heard this one before. Southern Baptists are sick MFs.

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    Meanwhile, learning about the female body can make women more comfortable in their own skin. In addition, familiarizing yourself with your own physiology can help make more informed decisions about health. And when women can make autonomous decisions about their bodies, it unburdens half of the population and benefits everyone. 

    #28

    This Is Just Vile

    This Is Just Vile

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thesis: Ben knows exactly one girl who happens to be white. And he calls her a s**t because her boyfriend isn't him.

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    #29

    How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?

    How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all: Google it! The fact you don't know about any proove doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Second: We can't describe it in detail to you because you little man-baby would cry your eyes out.

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    #30

    Found One In The Wild

    Found One In The Wild

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men who think that usually can't smell past their own BO

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    #31

    It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman

    It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman

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    Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if his girl described her vibrator as a "coochie cleaner" just to have a nice time without him?

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    #32

    Perfectly Logical!

    Perfectly Logical!

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    Blah blah blah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t, did I have a secret child age 12 when I had a growth spurt?

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    #33

    When Will This Myth Die?!

    When Will This Myth Die?!

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    Ellinor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't have hymens, and some other "break" when biking or doing some sports, doesn't mean I lost my "virginity" at 11 when I did equitation.

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    #34

    Obesity?

    Obesity?

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    #35

    Tampons Do What Now??

    Tampons Do What Now??

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    #36

    Have A Think Fellas!

    Have A Think Fellas!

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fn VOTE y'all! make this sort of education mandatory!

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    #37

    Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!

    Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!

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    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys who are uncut ARE supposed to pull back their foreskin and rinse under it. But not use soap. And the rest of it, no.

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    #38

    “Please Be Honest Now”

    “Please Be Honest Now”

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, yes, with you that is bound to be the case!

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    #39

    The Secret Is Out!!

    The Secret Is Out!!

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an unusual way to say you get turned on by golden showers.

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    #40

    Bro… Being On The Pill And Doing Sports Doesn’t Make You Infertile

    Bro… Being On The Pill And Doing Sports Doesn’t Make You Infertile

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe women are not breeding stock.

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    #41

    Apparently Having Body Hair Means You're Not Clean

    Apparently Having Body Hair Means You're Not Clean

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    #42

    Oh God I Just Can't Process This Information

    Oh God I Just Can't Process This Information

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "didn't cause irritation or burning FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE OF HOURS"... I can't even. And all those spelling mistakes. I wouldn't even take advice from this person on how to open a door.

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    #43

    Get Fat. It Is Just That Simple

    Get Fat. It Is Just That Simple

    LifesGlitch Report

    #44

    Women Shaving

    Women Shaving

    ExpertAccident Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shave my baby mustache! It's faster than plucking them. I have fair skin and dark hair, they are noticeable if not removed from my face. Gotta be something in my genes

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    #45

    Apparently Women Can't Have A Model Body After Giving Birth Because They're Lazy

    Apparently Women Can't Have A Model Body After Giving Birth Because They're Lazy

    notlittlelad Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the baby is running around at 9 months?

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    #46

    “Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology

    “Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology

    Other-Cantaloupe4765 Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never reached organism. I do not care what Biology has said.

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    #47

    I Genuinely Do Not Understand

    I Genuinely Do Not Understand

    DifficultHydra Report

    #48

    On A Thread Discussing How Men Can Tell If A Woman Is Faking An Orgasm Or Not

    On A Thread Discussing How Men Can Tell If A Woman Is Faking An Orgasm Or Not

    anon Report

    #49

    Apparently Women Can Stop A Rape By “Clenching Your Thighs”

    Apparently Women Can Stop A Rape By “Clenching Your Thighs”

    ActualDepressedPOS Report

    #50

    Yeah, Sure Bud

    Yeah, Sure Bud

    Elizaminx Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This loser has never been with an actual woman in his life and it shows.

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    #51

    Just Seen This On R/Sex

    Just Seen This On R/Sex

    123-fake-street_ Report

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    #52

    Probably A Racist Incel With An Asian Fetish

    Probably A Racist Incel With An Asian Fetish

    Temnodontosaurus Report

    Koala ala ala
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do a lot of these ideas even come from? 🤔😵‍💫

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    #53

    No Mate, I'm Just On My Period, Just Because You Walk Around In Crusty Ten Day Old Boxers, Stop Projecting Huni

    No Mate, I'm Just On My Period, Just Because You Walk Around In Crusty Ten Day Old Boxers, Stop Projecting Huni

    jadziapuppydoggirl Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, dogs can easily smell when you are on your period.

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    #54

    Found This Gem

    Found This Gem

    BonnyDraws Report

    #55

    If Your Pastor Is Being Influenced By This "Pastor", Run!!!

    If Your Pastor Is Being Influenced By This "Pastor", Run!!!

    latitus78 Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pastor" should try running around with two bowling balls in a sports bra for about a month and then re approach the conversation.

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    #56

    Female Body Hair Doesn’t Exist According To This Person

    Female Body Hair Doesn’t Exist According To This Person

    parrotsaregoated Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder more if she's driving while doing this, I hope not.

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    #57

    I Think This Is The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Time

    I Think This Is The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Time

    arafello Report

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I did shake my head and then the sudden urge to slap this guy

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    #58

    Wake Up Babe, A New Surgical Procedure To Make Us Feel Insecure About Our Genitalia Just Dropped!

    Wake Up Babe, A New Surgical Procedure To Make Us Feel Insecure About Our Genitalia Just Dropped!

    Flamelilly97 Report

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you labia does not need puffing. Hope that helps.

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    #59

    Made Up Statistics And No Knowledge Of How Physiques Work

    Made Up Statistics And No Knowledge Of How Physiques Work

    mydiversion Report

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attractiveness also comes from thinking... what Bjorn didn't do. Sorry Bjorn...

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    #60

    Bro Knows Everything

    Bro Knows Everything

    Objective-Panic-6426 Report

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written by a horny 13-17-year old who read too much Andrew Tate stuff or watched too many male centered porn? (my wild guess)

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    #61

    Idk What To Say About This

    Idk What To Say About This

    SlytherinQueen04 Report

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    #62

    There’s A Lot To Unpack Here

    There’s A Lot To Unpack Here

    donutlover417 Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, please don't reproduce.... or better yet just stay away from women altogether.

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    #63

    Man Believes That Girls Biologically Cannot Wear Pants As Part Of A School Uniform

    Man Believes That Girls Biologically Cannot Wear Pants As Part Of A School Uniform

    MonadoSoyBoi Report

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it once that our clothing is mixed up based on what you've got in your underwear. People with vaginas should be wearing trousers due to there being no need to accommodate an unsightly bulge and people with penises should be wearing skirts to allow for maximum cooling and dangling. Makes me laugh when people get caught up on clothing. Why is this person focusing on the hips and breasts of children being easily observed exactly?

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    #64

    Yes, You Are The A**hole. Use Them

    Yes, You Are The A**hole. Use Them

    akinafleetfoot Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or hear me out here, she could just dump his a*s and stick to her toys.

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    #65

    "That's How Intelligent The Human Body Is!"

    "That's How Intelligent The Human Body Is!"

    A_norny_mousse Report

    #67

    Pleasing Women Is An Esoteric Puzzle

    Pleasing Women Is An Esoteric Puzzle

    Taewyth Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allow me to translate: 'Different people are turned on by different things, and I can't get my head around that.'

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    #69

    There Are Girls Who Get Their Periods As Young As Five Years Old. Are They Considered Women To This Person?

    There Are Girls Who Get Their Periods As Young As Five Years Old. Are They Considered Women To This Person?

    parrotsaregoated Report

    #70

    Public Hair Can Actually Lessen The Chance Of A Uti, Yeast Infections, And Vaginitis In Some Scenarios

    Public Hair Can Actually Lessen The Chance Of A Uti, Yeast Infections, And Vaginitis In Some Scenarios

    ExpertAccident Report

    Duh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grooming and hygiene are two different things

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    #71

    “Period Diarrhea” Isn’t A Thing

    “Period Diarrhea” Isn’t A Thing

    princesscoley Report

    G R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trans women very obviously don't menstruate.

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    #72

    Airtight Vagina?

    Airtight Vagina?

    Warmsorbet666 Report

    #73

    Found On Incel Forum

    Found On Incel Forum

    Historical_Might_503 Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken like a true incel that will never come close to "a nasty woman" or her holes ever.

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    #74

    It's Not Like A Women Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash

    It's Not Like A Women Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash

    DeviousAmoeba10 Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the words "dummy" and "car crash" came up, they always thought of men. Go figure.

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    #75

    Uterus Penetration

    Uterus Penetration

    anon Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... who says that? Guys with 4in or less?

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    #76

    Surely It Could Not Be Other Possible Factors

    Surely It Could Not Be Other Possible Factors

    ExpertAccident Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's actual genuine research looking into things like this🤷🏻‍♀️

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    #77

    What, In All Sincerity, The F**k?

    What, In All Sincerity, The F**k?

    Agile_Ad_1159 Report

    #78

    They Don’t Know There’s Cisgender Women Who Have Very Flat Breasts Or None At All

    They Don’t Know There’s Cisgender Women Who Have Very Flat Breasts Or None At All

    parrotsaregoated Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with the title I'm not sure what this one was trying to say. Is it someone suggesting that having small breasts is a sign of someone being lesbian?

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    #79

    Woke Raider

    Woke Raider

    anon Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it always men that look like a huge pile of dog poo that critize womens looks?

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