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Cringe is as cringe does. Even though the internet is full of wonderful things like cat pics, wholesome local news, and articles written by yours truly, it’s also home to the vast and spooky wilderness where you’ll find the most bizarre and cringe-worthy posts. And it’s the members of the ‘Cringetopia’ subreddit that bears the heavy burden of documenting the cringiest examples to share (and publicly mock!) with the world. These cringetopians have a duty to show us what to never ever do while at the same time providing us with some hilariously weird content.

We’ve collected some of the best recent posts that will make your face contort, your mind reel, and your lips say, “Oh God, why?! Please, no!” Remember to upvote the cringiest pics that hurt you emotionally (and maybe even physically). Oh, and if you haven’t had enough internet for today, then be sure to check out our previous posts about the ‘Cringetopia’ subreddit right over here: Part 1 and Part 2.

What the 1.3-million-strong ‘Cringetopia’ community teaches us is that cringey posts are more common than we might think. And we’ve all no doubt done embarrassing things that we still remember in the shower or late at night when we should be sleeping. However, ignoring these feelings and running away from them is far from healthy.

Bored Panda had a talk with a couple of the subreddit's moderators to learn more about how the massive community is managed, as well as how to live with the cringey things that we've done in the past (spoiler warning: it's to take responsibility for your mistakes and live life with courage). Scroll down for our interviews with them, as well as for our chat about embarrassment with award-winning social psychologist Vanessa Bohns, the author of the forthcoming book 'You Have More Influence Than You Think.'

#1

Dork A** Losers

Dork A** Losers

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Classic. Seen this one so many times and enjoying them being roasted.

lunar eclipse
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The flow in the hair and clothes😶

Night Owl
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it's amazing work. Really impressive

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Raven Sheridan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That artist is unbelievably talented!

Luna Lovegood!
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol their names are Rational MALE and DarK Triad MAN. that's.....self explanitory.

Yvonne Blau
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing it's all because her nipples are visible :-(

the redqueen
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is absolutely breathtaking, such talent

Nayla Anderson
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

White men have tried stealing the cultures of other nations…since the Age of Exploration

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    #2

    W H I T E P E O P L E A M I R I G H T!!!

    W H I T E P E O P L E A M I R I G H T!!!

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    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing that people adopt regardless of what race the child is, but I hope that they do instil some of the cultures and traditions that would be seen in a child living in normal household for people of that race/nationality /ethnicity... That's the only concern really!! The person above is a sore loser for complaining about people adopting and giving a better life to kids :')

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know parents who are of different skin colors, and their kids struggle a bit with "whose side they're on", but.... I think the problem is that society expects there to be "sides" in all this. Not just "Hi, I'm a person, and my parents love me". And that saddens me beyond words.

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a friend's daughter (french+tunisian) to Disneyland and the poor 5yo said to me "i wish i was not an arab!" because she was traumatized by terrorists attacks who happens to be perpertrated by "arabs" and arabs looking people were really stigmatized after it. I had to explain to her that her gorgeous blond curly hair came from the mix and that she should be proud of having 2 cultures, talking 2 languages, that this was a great asset and not a shame at all... A fu...ing 5YO. Indeed the society has a problem, putting such sad things in kids heads, she was in Disneyland and worried about being "half-terrorist" because society teach her "arabs=terrorists".

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really concerns me how many people seem to consider that blatant anti "white" racism is a good thing. No kind of discrimination based on skin colour is good.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, honestly, I don't see any anti-white racism in there? I understood it as "how can they adopt a 'less worthy' non-white child?'.

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person is not a color. A child is not a color. Color is not a culture, it is just a color. Children need homes and parents.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i knew a white couple when i was young who only adopt black kids from haiti. they give them a chance to a better live. lovely couple. i think they got like 3 or 4 kids

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you hate a race so much that you blame their actions of pure love?

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know that the person who wrote that wasn't white and was angry that they adopted 'less worthy non-white children'??

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really being d***s about someone adopting kids. Great.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know several white people who have adopted nonwhite kids. They are hyper-aware of the potential problems, and belong to all sorts of parenting groups, and make sure their kids grow up known their birth "culture," whether it's Chinese, Black American, or Indian. They were prepared for racism, and while they've gotten crappy comments from white people, it is more often POC who confront them for taking a nonwhite child away from their culture, whitewashing them, and/or claiming this is "just like" residential schools/child abuse/conversion therapy/colonialism. MYOFB.

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as jesus spake: love one another....if....they're the same skin color? hrm. that doesn't sound right, does it...

    Afonso Lima
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family (Brazilians with Spanish heritage) have adopted 2 black kids and they are as much my little brothers as my other not so little brother and I'd kill and die for any of them

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    #3

    The Woman Is The Cringe One Here, In Case Anyone Is Confused

    The Woman Is The Cringe One Here, In Case Anyone Is Confused

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    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed. Let's just open doors out of consideration for others, instead of reading something negative into it. I've held doors for men who were pushing strollers or carrying a lot of stuff.

    Just A Passing Parrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I do. Just because I'm male don't assume I want to feel like I control people

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've opened and held doors open for men a lot, whoever gets there first shouldn't let the person directly behind find a door slamming toward him or her. I just think it's good behaviour.

    Tapio Magnussen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hold the door to everyone: it's called politeness, nothing to do with so called patriarchy. Calling subconscious to almost evrything it's just a way to avoid to have to explain. I'm tired of this...

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. I'm a woman and I ALWAYS open doors for people (especially if their hands are full) and hold them for people who are right behind me. That's just basic good manners.

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So strange. I was never given the misogynistic patriarchy handbook growing up, I was just taught to open doors to be polite for any-ol'-body. Thanks for this clarification, I have a lot of oppression to catch-up on administering now

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! LOVE that guys reply! Also, any human being who doesn't hold a door for another human being is just, well, kind of a jerk.

    Nadia Montera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah yeah. But let's talk about people holding doors for you when you are at 15 meters of the said door... that's savage :D

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c***s like this are infuriating

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly. I hold the door for anyone who's behind me, because I'm not a rude jerk.

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    #4

    Keep Your Neck

    Keep Your Neck

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So while the world has been trying to explain to everyone that "no" means no, this person is saying, "Well, actually.... if he really loves you then no means yes." She's ruining everything for everybody.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For f**k's sakes, blocking someone should mean "Stay the f**k out of my life!" and not "I want to marry a stalker".

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing but it sounds like it's their (effed up) version of playing hard to get, and that only men who "fight" for you deserve you.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman saying "I love you and, by the way, I also blocked you." will end up asking why the guy she loves is now dating another woman.

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unnecessary comma is making me twitch.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Marry a guy who will harass you against your will"? I thought it was precisely what people usually don't want...

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these people are part of the reason men try when they really shouldnt

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are seaking a stalker that does not respect a boundary? Ok then, I think I will pass on this one, as it will only give rise to confusion, suffering and the risk of hurting another human being really bad due to a misunderstanding, since no mean yes, and go away means come here. I am not sophisticated enough to play those games, nor do I want to be, as I see them as dishonest and dangerous, and I don't want to be around a person with so little belief in me that she constantly feel the need to test me.

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We accept the love we think we deserve :(

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person who plays these games is NOT a fully grown adult. If you want a real relationship, stay away from them.

    Wendy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would anyone want to marry someone they blocked?

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    #5

    $4k Rent

    $4k Rent

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall be a child FOREVER!!!

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re an adult who’s rent is less than $4,000/month, then YOU DON’T LIVE IN NYC! 🤣

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine basing someone's "adult-ness" on how much money they make.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm just a toddler than with a €400 per month mortgage.

    A. Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah thanks for the loophole to immortality and youth!

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mortgage is a quarter of that. This is one of the dumbest tweets I've ever seen. I had a big apartment 15 years ago in a nice area and I was paying just over 600 per month.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you don't live in NYC. Have a 4 bedroom house with a pool and my mortgage is $800 a month.

    Stephanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 3 bedroom 2500 square foot home with a sizeable back yard, an inground pool, a space to park my boat and RV, and a mountain view for $1,033/mo. That includes taxes and insurance. In the USA, yes. Arizona to be precise. Great weather and a beautiful state!

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    Hutt'nKloas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jaz likes to show off. Now I wonder, does she pay that large sum as well or does she has a hubby/sugardaddy who pays the bill...............

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m happy paying less that £1200 a month on my mortgage. Ner ner

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a phenomenally high cost of living. My mortgage is (adj for exchange rate) $1015. Working backwards, a mortgage payment of $4k at current interest rate of 4.6% over 25 years would net you a house worth half a million, nearly 200k more than the average UK house price. Or an average house in London, which skews the statistics in any case and is widely known to be unaffordable to most people.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex gf wanted to move to a particular part of London, until I pointed out that a bedsit above a pizza place with no shower and a public shared toilet was £2k p/m. Granted that was Crystal Palace which is known to be an expensive area.

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    #6

    So Much For Independent

    So Much For Independent

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    Wendy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should anyone give you 70% of their income. Get a job!

    Mart Se
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those entitled ones who believe that tjey should get paid for having a vagina

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She spelled "miss entitlement" wrong.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70% of nothing is still nothing. ;-)

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she doesn't even know what independent means

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am independent of any good sense."

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c***s like this are infuriating

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    Fjallmadur told me that the best way to confront embarrassing and cringey situations is to fully admit to them. "A person should own up to their mistakes and embarrassments because it makes them a better person. If you're too concerned about doing something that may make people laugh at you, then you're never going to live," the mod noted to Bored Panda that being afraid of embarrassing ourselves can't have a wider impact on how we tend to live our lives.

    "The jocks think the geeks are cringey, and geeks think the jocks are. And everyone thinks bronies and furries are cringey. Someone will always be there to make fun of you," Fjallmadur said, urging people to not mind the critics. "Live your life the best you can."

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    Meanwhile, redditor Tejmar, another 'Cringetopia' moderator, told Bored Panda that the people behind the community are absolutely awesome and laid back. "I can say this mod team is one of the friendliest and easy-going groups I've been a part of," they praised their colleagues.

    #7

    Cultural Appropriation

    Cultural Appropriation

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    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be so quick to judge, people. Actually know what you’re complaining about.

    I Liquored On
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how much nicer a world it would be if the infamous slogan actually read 'Live, laugh, love and know what you are complaining about"

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase "cultural appropriation" annoys me, surely dressing like another culture shows respect and appreciation? Or are all the African people (for instance) who don't dress in traditional African dress, appropriating white culture? People need to stop looking for offence in everything others say and do!!

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I agree with every word you said. I think if you wanna do your homework, we can trace different clothing, food, hairstyles, ect. back in history, and see that many cultures do/wear/eat things that other cultures do, and everything starts some where; and it's passed down generations, and cross culturally. I think a lot of us would be surprised , at the things we give little to no thought of, actually started outside our "history". With that being said; Any part, of any culture, should absolutely not be used in any manner to blatantly and intentionally insinuate negativity towards, or about that culture. Also, I think out of respectfulness, that if an issue is raised, we should take a moment to consider whether it indeed does have a legitimate and reasonable cause, or, if it is just part of the current trend of over-sensitivity.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social Justice Warriors - breaking down bonds and building walls wherever they go. I really wish they would all just stay at home and play with the cat.

    Hutt'nKloas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Scagsy: Nice thought.....................but poor cat😢

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    Patrick O'Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it always a white person yelling at others on behalf of others? I remember the story about a little girl having a japanese tea ceremony and people where going berserk until a japanese man told they to shut up because most japanese are happy people like their culture.

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a form of racism when white people assume that other races need white people to speak for them, as if they don't have a voice of their own to speak up for themselves. It is also very racist to determine what clothes one can wear based on that persons skin color.

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    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I also hate it when Asian women in western-fashion evening gowns sing Carmen or Rusalka.

    Not A Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have kept the rest of the explanation because it gets exponentially better. https://www.boredpanda.com/girl-accuses-sony-cultural-appropriation-shakuhachi-bamboo-flute-cornelius-boots/

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more ppl knew the diff between appreciation and appropriation. Also, stop telling ppl what they are doing is wrong. That's an opinion, (generally) not a fact. Not everyone in a specific culture might be offended anyway. If it's your culture, fine, but you also don't speak for everyone within your culture. Do your research and maybe learn something.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is today's society. people complain without trying to get information before. and people who shouldn't be offended are. and people who should be offended aren't.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don’t care about the whole diversity thing. If the person is good, they are good.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been accused of cultural appropiation several times. Funny thing is, it was NEVER by ppl from the culture I was supposed to be appropiating. I actually asked several ppl from the culture if they thought what I did was wrong and surprise, no one said that was the case. LOL. Keyboard warriors, go and do something with your life, please.

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    #8

    Facepalm

    Facepalm

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    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Its great. You can NEVER roll your ankle, cause we don't have them./s

    Rob Dabank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine rolling your ankle while on your period!

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And y'know what? My period still hurts way more than the ankle ever did. And I have it every month. I only rolled my ankle *once* in my life!

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone always trying to say something is more painful than period pains? Can't we just be trusted when we say the feel like being punched in the gut ten thousand times by the cursed egg maker that hates us for not getting pregnant??

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I thought we were just doing it to get attention, and this endometriosis is just a made-up thing...? /s

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    nunya bussiness
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. and men complain a kick in a crotch is worse than giving birth to a child. labour can last for more than 20 hours. imagine someone kicking you in the crotch for 20 hours? now you know what labour is like.

    Taylor Patton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh but that’s not even bad enough, we woman get literally ripped open giving birth, even if he got kicked in the crotch for 20 hours that’s still not being ripped open like us . God that sounded brutal saying it like that.

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    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls don't have ankles they have a really long femur...get it because it's a femur....female....I'll show myself out. Lol

    Mallory m. Brewer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um… a literal doctor said that period pains can be as painful as a heart attack.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he born with his head up his ass? Maybe this caused his mother to die in childbirth, leading to him being a complete jackass!

    Nayla Anderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever bled out of your 🐱 ONCE EVERY MONTH?! Oh wait u can’t nevermind

    Birbie Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are men trying to one-up period cramps? Dude, this is not the "Pain Olympics"

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    #9

    Want Another Baby But Your Husband Doesn't? Just Get Him Drunk

    Want Another Baby But Your Husband Doesn't? Just Get Him Drunk

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    Ladyandthetramp
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    I think they meant take advantage of him saying yes and not being in the right state of mind.

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gonna be a major 'YIKES' from me. I hope that cow never has a boyfriend thinking raping your partner to have another child without his consent is okay

    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago

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    I don't think this would be rape because I am very sure he will consent to have sex with her. He will just be too drunk to remember the condom.

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't want another, so she needs to accept that and not try to force the issue.

    Jesse Ferland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How screwed up in the head can these people possibly be? Rape is rape, no matter the gender. The "guys can't get raped" mentality is so f****d up and proves these girls are so out of touch. They don't even realize they are perpetuating rape culture.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of manipulation makes me sick to my stomach. It is not okay.

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their parents must be so proud. Women like this are utterly vile, I worry for any man who ends up with either of them.

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, maybe don't have another child?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck. That's just as bad as a guy stealthing to deliberately get his partner pregnant without her consent. It's wrong. It's abuse.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation : "I suggest you rape him".

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    #10

    Easy Mistake

    Easy Mistake

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    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that’s hilarious 🤣

    Gryffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same energy as "Sir, this is a Wendys"

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants the extra sugar. Lol

    Jordan Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something like this where a guy was asking about his grill on a p*** subreddit. (r/bbq vs. r/bbw) It was on a youtube video.

    Just A Passing Parrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry that they were too stupid to look at the other comments

    V33333P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New part of the subreddit: cutting out sugar parents! Learning to get a job or manage your own income better

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's just pathetic.

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    #11

    Just Stop

    Just Stop

    reddit.com Report

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would've thrown a whole fit if a guy did this to her

    julia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but that doesn’t justify anything, she’s still creepy af

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    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF STRANGERS!?!?! YOU NEED PERMISION FOR THAT!!!!!!

    Trizia Norris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK you can legally take pictures of anything and anyone who is in a public area.

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    A. Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, it really upsets me when gals think they can get away with this. It's really creepy.

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Wonder if she would have ran to the police or publicly shamed him if the roles were reversed? I don't think it's ok either direction, but sometimes it seems things are ok for females to do, but not the males.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepshotting people is ew

    Ze_Plague1doctor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw this- oml I would dashed out SO QUICK-

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    #12

    She Is Not The Cringe But Those 6k Neck Beards Are! I Freaking Love Her Idea

    She Is Not The Cringe But Those 6k Neck Beards Are! I Freaking Love Her Idea

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played girl (in both meanings).

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart woman. I love her sense of humor

    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gonna give you never gonna let you never gonna play around and hurt you

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gonna make you cry! Never gonna say goodbyeee! Never gonna tell a lie! And hurt you!

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't cringe, it's funny.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who tuned in are the cringies in this one.

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    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a genius god dammit! Rick rolling the neck beards.

    Nayla Anderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius move. She played her cards well

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    Earlier, I spoke with social psychologist Vanessa about other aspects of embarrassment as well. She noted that we ought to embrace our embarrassment instead of shying (or running!) away from it. Not only does it help our reputation, it also helps us accept the fact that we can’t always be perfect.

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    "We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa told Bored Panda previously.

    #13

    Uh

    Uh

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    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be funny to the person doing it, but it is very disrespectful to the shop staff who deal with this exact same unoriginal nonsense all the time. Nobody condones that person who doesn't reshelve their books after browsing- how about we show the same respect to the staff by not messing up their shelves for a cheap laugh online.

    Sean Harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for Borders Books & Music in Columba, MD and I'd rather have this guy move books around than the guy we had to deal with. He was taking Bibles into the bathroom, wiping feces on the pages, then putting them back onto the shelves. At this time the stores didn't have those tag detectors leading into the bathrooms.

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    zite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why there is a separate section called Religions

    Mister Ghost Foot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the comments are just as stupid as the post. Guy was being an annoying prick and some of you have the nerve to praise the moron. Mind your own damn business and let people have their beliefs. If it doesn't hurt you, then shut up and chill.

    Piet Puk
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    4 years ago

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    Religion is entangled in the highest places in politics, blocking progress and equal rights, so yeah, religion IS hurting people.

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    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's not wrong..

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am SO SO sorry to all sane religious people! But, I had to laugh.

    Ze_Plague1doctor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But dude u still gotta respect other ppls religion

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect goes both ways though. When religion starts to encroach upon my own personal freedoms then I feel like religion does not respect me.

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    ivan bolitekurac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now try that with the Quran and then put your face on the internet.Just do it if you wanna be a "funny and smart" guy.I always see people mocking christians but those people NEVER make fun of muslims or jews.So go ahead and be special

    slay_potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is incredibley dumb and inconsiderate f**k off before you cause anymore harm

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    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible is not fiction. Even as an Atheist you should know that it’s proofed that most of the writings are historically. That’s science.

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    London is a real place, so Harry Potter is true too?

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    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just rude. it doesn't matter if you believe in the Bible or not, but as long as no one is using their religion to hurt people, let people have their beliefs. and ik some of you will probably say "but they do use their religion to hurt people!" and while some Christians do, there are also plenty of Christians that are nice, respectful people. as long as people are being nice, please be respectful of beliefs.

    Lucy Skinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also pretty disrespectful to Christians.

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    #14

    Whats The Point Of This

    Whats The Point Of This

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    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with Satan on this one.

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y did i read satan as santa? i was quite confused until i read he comments

    Myrkur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm religious but oof this kinda stuff is annoying and weird. This is just as bad as those posts that are like "repost this image of a cancer patient because otherwise you are a heartless monster!"

    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well guess im satans child. tbh lucifer is a cool ass name

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is! I would have called my Son thus, if it wasn't forbidden

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    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I really dislike these kinds of posts. To begin with, I don't put words in Jesus' mouth, nor Satan's, so I know they didn't actually say this. It's just clickbait for stupid people.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One dad is laughing, one dad is giving you orders to win a bet. Which do you choose?

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmmmmm. what if you comment something that isn't 'AMEN'?

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like those dumb ass chain text , send this to 5 people for good luck BS

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    #15

    What The F Is Twitter

    What The F Is Twitter

    TheTricksterJesus Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like nowadays, one in every five sentences involves race.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're only saying that because of whatever color you are. :)

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm shocked i have to agree with james charles for once!

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to agree with james but he's right

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, typically I find James Charles super annoying but, I love his reply here!

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, no idea who those two people mentioned in the tweet are.

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god, someone once pulled the "black people business" card on me once, then proceeded to tag me in multiple "joke" videos saying white people should leave the country

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have a valid argument? Call others racist or whateverphobe - current zeitgeist

    John Bell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um shes 18. But otherwise truth.

    Holes2Heaven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sick of attitudes like this girl! Black people think they can say and do anything they want...think again!

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Charles is a pedosexual and should be deleted from the internet

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    "Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” the social psychologist noted that embarrassment occurs when reality doesn’t align with our view of ourselves. In short, embarrassment denotes a contrast between our subjectivity and objective reality.

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    “One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you.”

    #16

    When You Just Want A Legitimate Business

    When You Just Want A Legitimate Business

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how people can have so little shame. I really don't.

    BossyHossy1
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retired nurse, people have no shame, no sense, no manners, and many, many more noes.

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    Rakjell Hanwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend used to work in a massage salon before she became a nurse. I would pick her up in the evening, because she didn't have a car and usually spend about an hour waiting for her to end her shift. About six times in two years she apparently was asked for an 'extra' while I was there, called me in, pointed at me and said 'He is gonna do it.' The first time I didn't even know what was going on, after that, she had full permission to call me in. She had the idea after watching a comedy sketch.

    V33333P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this is our happy ending specialist. You won't recognise yourself when he's through with you"

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of bedtime stories are you reading? I only like the ones with happy endings.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there are men who think every woman who works in a public capacity owes them something.

    Karla Littke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do massage for years and years. We wore scrubs. It looked like a doctor's office. Nothing about the place would give the impression that we did anything "extra", E.V.E.R. Yet, we'd still get asked. Some dudes even pitched a tent. I mean, come on. Yes, those places are everywhere, and though the don't advertise "happy endings"....I'm pretty sure you would catch that vibe, if it was. Nasty effers....

    Shane S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Like a massage place that’s open at 11 at night, probably does that kind of thing. But wearing scrubs in a medical-looking office, come on. Read the room. That’s what tindr is for 🤣

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    Matt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a car accident, I had to go to therapy. As part of that i went to get massaged. They ALL have all these signs up, and halfway through the girls strip naked and offer for an extra $50 you can have anything you want. each time it happened I went to a different place. Same signs, "you ask for sex we call police", and yet each time, the girls strip naked and offer.

    Matt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (only time it didnt happen was when i took my wife with me)

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    David Haughton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they should pretend they're gonna like "ok sir, lie back and think of england" and then just film them lying there like the low lives they are

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately it's illegal to film them but i like the way you are thinking

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many massage place have to specify that!

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because so many massage places actually do that

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a student in massage therapy school, in a room with 20 other people only divided by sheets... and men still propositioned me.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing immoral about prostitution. It should be regulated and taxed. Why should one have to be in a relationship to enjoy sex. And, for those religious nuts who think sex is only for reproduction, go fuuck yourself!

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    #17

    Wow Real Help

    Wow Real Help

    obstantial_is_thy Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no chance in hell anyone’s getting YouTube premium

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, 7 days ago I would have agreed with you 100%. But since, I realized that it only cost me an additional $2/mo to upgrade my YT Music to include YT premium and skip all ads. $2/mo is totally worth it to me. So friggin nice.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube has become an ad player with videos. It's so gross they changed their policy and will now slap ads on videos creators didn't want monetized in the first place. YT is unusable without adblock.

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can cost upwards of $1000 USD for one ride, plus hospital costs.

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    Thomas Kanonym
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it possible I'm the only one who knows about ad blockers...?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please people, take first aid and CPR classes

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    youtube vanced is the way to go, premium youtube without paying for it

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah my first thought when i see someone who can't breath is, oh s**t. i better look on Youtube

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they might not have known how to do the Heimlich Maneuver so they were finding a demonstration.

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone pay for Youtube?

    Troy Hancock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granny's headstone be:Get youtube premium Rest in premium!

    Ronna Stefan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about calling 911 or equivalent rather than going on YouTube? Jeepers, people.

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extremely high cost? Very slow response time? Elder told her not to call? Doesn't trust doctors? Those are j💜ust a few possible reasons someone wouldn't dial 911.

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    #18

    That Is A Good Question

    That Is A Good Question

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    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could start keeping your tongue in. No one wants to see this

    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume she thinks this a seductive pose. One of the most off-putting things I have ever seen, and then the misguided thought that "twitter" could actually accomplish anything.

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive seen belle delphine do that same pose, (a video talking about a belle delphine post) maybe she just tried to do the same and get famous lol

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb & Dumber the all-female remake. Plenty of 'talent' on here to pick from. They don't even need to act. Just be themselves.

    Chris Hardtke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Not only do I have no discernible talent to warrant being famous, I ALSO expect other people to do the work for me”.

    Tapio Magnussen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will start as a Metro Goldwing Mayer lion...

    Leekun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''You wanna be unidentified victim #261 in the new crime drama? Your face will be covered in a lot of dirt and blood though so you probably wont be recognized''

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's fine as long as her tongue sticks out... e.g. because she was strangled

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    Rob Dabank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New to netflix. Tongue twisting fools...

    Miles Dowdeswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a cow with dat tongue hangin out.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there really this many people who didn't have parents that explained to them how the world works?

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    The expert continued: “So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react.” So while embracing our embarrassment is the healthy (and socially useful) way to react, trying to cover up our own faults and mistakes creates the opposite, negative effect.

    “The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect that embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in.”

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    #19

    Huh

    Huh

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cheating is apparently a trustworthy act now? Got it👍

    Lucifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, Wait, Wait!!! She's cheating, but blaming him for her cheating but he's toxic? Her mind is more twisted than a pretzel.

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its sad but true ppl will put the blame on their significant other so they dont feel bad for cheating. they will literally come up with some delusion and believe its true just so they dont feel bad.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of reminiscent of the girl who suggested that homeless people should stop being homeless and just buy a house.

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course it had to be tiktok, ofc tiktok has some good stuff, but if u put that clown detector in there it would explode

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social Media in general is a circus - Conspiracy nuts on Facebook, SJW's and rightwingers (nothing in between) on Twitter, Tide Pod munchers on TikTok. Worst use of the internet so far

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word "toxic" being used in this way makes my soul cry

    JLH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope/feel like maybe this is a joke. Sarcasm? Right... right?

    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is. I’ve seen a guy once post the same thing

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    Kumar Shantanu Khare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy deserves better than self entitled bitches like this

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably had an A in gender studies! :)

    JACKSON NIESE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stop her, this is the bullet dodging you.

    Jesse Ferland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got it. Men cheating? HELL NO. Girl cheating? A-okay. F**k off hypocrites.

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    #20

    Gatekeeping Children’s Names?

    Gatekeeping Children’s Names?

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people do this? NO ONE owns a name.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do things like this because they are SO unbelievably desperate to be unique and drown in attention and entitlement. It's pretty disgusting. My son has a somewhat uncommon name (because literally it was the only name my wife and I could agree on). We recently met someone who has a son with the same name. I thought it was AWESOME! I certainly didn't feel the need to pick a fight with the guy. We thought it was cool and talked about all the different spellings people could use for it.

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    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop stealing my kid's middle name, random internet stranger. I thought of it first!" What TF is wrong with people?

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So her daughter is Kenzie Kay [surname], was she hoping for a comic book role?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people be so self-entitled, grandiose and stupid all at once?

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kay is my Dad's middle name.

    Big Chungus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I better let my sister know, it's going to shatter her world lol

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spike Lee once sued Viacom because they named one of their TV stations "Spike TV". Apparently he feels he owns.... the word "spike"...I guess?

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor would she want to know her. Narcissistic cretin.

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    #21

    People Who "Fix Art"

    People Who "Fix Art"

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fixing" art is such a stupid f**king trend. You're not "fixing" anything--you're a stupid, useless vain little sh*t with your head so far up your ass trolling for "woke" points that even a doctor can't surgically fix your idiocy. It's not about promoting anything good, it's about bullying others to make yourself feel good and it's so damn toxic I don't even know where to begin

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tumblr has some dank memes but it has an embarrassingly low IQ.

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    Nicola Dimigen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't "fix" other peoples art.

    V33333P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unless they explicitly asked you for advice or you're their art teacher, in which case you still shouldn't, but at least then you're allowed to offer input

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    Caroline Nagel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is 'fixing art'? Is that a thing? Why would you fix art? Could I go and fix Picasso's cubist paintings? Or Dali's croocked watches?

    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fixing" art is a thing that began on Tumblr I think, where people take a character (usually female) that has pale skin/a thin frame/large breasts/other common/overdone trait or some combination thereof, and they redraw said character as PoC/obese or heavyset/with smaller breasts/with extra body hair/some combination thereof and claim they "fixed" it. Now, there's nothing inherently wrong with redrawing a character and adding or changing traits--the problem is the attitude that comes with it. While it's true we still have a long way to go with diversity in character designs and animation, people who claim to "fix" something act like THEIR design is the superior one and anyone who disagrees is wrong as well as racist/fatphobic/transphobic/sexist/what-have-you, which is completely stupid. You also end up with scenarios like this one described above, with people erasing the artist's identity by "fixing" HER OWN SELF-PORTRAIT and acting all high and mighty about it. It's just plain stupid

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretty Sure that’s not fixing it and it’s making it trash 🗑 Edit* why would they even make the person look obese And make them look like something that they are not and just because that don’t draw somebody that’s black doesn’t mean they are racist.

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another consequence of letting people's beliefs fall under an umbrella of "respect" You end up with people who offended by everything, or at least claim to be.

    Birbie Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fixing" someone's OWN self-portrait?!! How insulting

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many people who tend to assume they know everything about you better than you do... Burn bridges.

    Queen Metapha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I really hope you are kidding us.... 😳

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    #22

    Airsoft

    Airsoft

    klammdaddy Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uncle" seems more likely than "friend" though. Then you "have to".

    Troy Hancock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG Its drunk uncle! He ain't going to no graduation party! He gonna puke in the kitchen not bathroom!

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have that friend. It makes life much simpler.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sucks when he's your uncle or stepfather, though.

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    Ceph Alopod
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm often that friend because of the wonders of ADHD brain. I hate this picture

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also alchahol. You forgot the alchahol.

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of baby if the smoke is orange? Hermaphrodite?

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And where was he on January 6?

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The douchebaggery is strong in this one.

    amy harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't feel safe if our soldiers are drinking and flying that cheeto dust in the air, I'd rather have 1 Will Smith protect my country other than 1000 of those.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realized, before, that one must establish a whole list of criteria before one becomes friends with someone. I take people just as they are. And I know some incredible people. I am very fortunate.

    Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed to say that this guy looks like my ex -_-

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    #23

    Height Of Stupidity

    Height Of Stupidity

    percy___potter Report

    Cupcake168
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP allows to type "bitch" but not "W***y". Wow. 😂

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    Ami Temi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was very close with my uncle. He was an enormous inspiration for me. Recently, he also sadly died because of Corona. It was so gruesome, fast and shocking. It's been a very hard time. These deniers and idiots make me want to hurt them so badly. It's because of such people that we can't even say goodbye to our loved ones on their deathbed. This just makes me cry again.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am too angry to write anything coherent so I will just say condolences to you all. I hate people sometimes.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It wasn't covid, your hospital made that up!" ---- heard so often this last 15 months that we just sorta zone out and come back when they're done frothing and fussing, so we can spray them with rubbing alcohol and call security.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since there were people dying of covid, but still denying it was covid, this doesn't come as a surprise. Some people just have a very high immunity for reason, facts and science.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reply is definitely totally un-called-for. My focus: Look at that wedding pic! Are those the sweetest smiles!!! So young with their lives ahead of them! 💕

    Ze_Plague1doctor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bish why do u think so many ppl HAVE BEEN DYING?!?!

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They didn't die of Covid!, they died of pneumonia (caused by covid)! " or heart failure (caused by covid) or organ failure (caused by covid)

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    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who sees the irony in the fact she used the 'the more you know" star???

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I were both hospitalized with COVID, and I am dealing with severe long term health issues as a result. When my husband called my brother to tell him that we were in hospital, my brother started the "You know that's not real, right" crap. It's my understanding that my low-key, kind husband had a few choice words for him when he didn't know if his wife was going to live or die.

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    #24

    I Am Terrorist

    I Am Terrorist

    Vodka_user3000 Report

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who makes jokes like this wtf

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Privileged entitled people who aren’t used to consequences…

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    Aunt Messy
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not "just a girl", you're a flaming moron. You SHOULD be good and scared.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then she tries to pin it on her friend????!!! Girl be racist, rude, entitled and a rat.

    Awe Awesome
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    How is she racist? People from Afghanistan aren’t a race, and as far as I know she didn’t say anything about race at all.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same as saying "i have a bomb" in a airplane. people are f*****g stupid. people deserve punishment

    Tanya Palik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I said is I don't have a bomb on the airplane. Sir, you can't say bomb on an airplane. Bomb bomb Bomba Bomba ba bomp-Meet the Parents

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope her parents can afford a good lawyer.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best ways to get in trouble are sending messages like this to an airline or talking about hijacks, concealed guns and bombs on the airport. But some fools are just too thick to get that.

    Ze_Plague1doctor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOW SHES DID THAT TO HER FRIEND DAAAAAAAANG I feel so much betrayal BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW HER

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't a friend. She claimed immediately she was sorry, then changed her tune to blaming a friend, trying to get herself off the hook.

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    BossyHossy1
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play stupid games, win a spot on the No Fly List.

    ORSOrama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It was my friend not me, take her IP" gaved me bally laughing

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    #25

    Prime America Moment

    Prime America Moment

    SurrealSnooz Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, as an American, I feel the need to apologize to the world, for other Americans...

    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago

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    How about apologising to the British?

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    Apachebathmat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit down before you hurt yourself love

    Ladyandthetramp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We spoke English before you! You broke off from us to start america and now you have. Our language.

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which we are taught in school during our compulsory years of education. We take American history classes in primary and secondary school. Plus, we have a big holiday every year where we celebrate declaring independence. They have to be profoundly dense to not have picked that up. But then over 70M people voted for Trump for a second term, so profoundly dense is kind of our brand.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    american public school... or homeschooling

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no such thing as an official American language

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure if you ask a British person, the language Americans speak is not proper English.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's cringier? The American's stupidity or the bigotry of the caption? OK, the stupidity, but still the bigotry of the caption is a little hypocritical.

    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't speak English.

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    #26

    Classic Twitter

    Classic Twitter

    thegreatestoneofall Report

    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Come back from the horrors of war’ First, who would enlist you? Second, pretty sure you wouldn’t come back lazy git.

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    99.9% of the time a man used a variant of this sentence on me, they haven't been within 10 miles of a recruitment office. I honestly find them hilarious.

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why "Dad bods" became such a huge hit? The increase in women joining the military resulted in an increase demand for soft, delicate husbands to return to.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just trying to live a healthy lifestyle" is also a bit cringe - she's ripped. It takes serious dedication to get that type of physique, my guess is that the lady is a bodybuilder or an athlete. Give her the respect of acknowledging that - and that she is probrably justifiably proud of her muscles.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: "Women are supposed to be subservient, sweet, and are simply there to please me. Oh, BTW, I am a 12-year-old with no real-world experience and I am *years* away from having a girl even *talk* to me. At which time, I will probably faint."

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare a woman think freely, live healthy and take pride in her appearance?! The bloody liberty! Some men are just forever boys

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was "Wow, impressive" and #2, was "Wanna help me get a sofa down a flight of stairs?"

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks soft enough to me, I would hug her.

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Comes home after Taco Bell shift* "Dammit Tina you're not soft enough, I can't relax properly, I don't feel respected"

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    #27

    This Is Not Cute

    This Is Not Cute

    Radical_Posture Report

    Confused Flamingo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want to do this tho? This is so irritating 😭

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably spent their formative years in AOL role-playing chat rooms in the 90s

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man am I glad my dating days were pre-social media.

    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just like that you unmatched.

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bow out and let him continue to have a relationship with the voice in his head

    Don't read my username
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roleplaying is okay if you ask. This person definitely did not ask :|

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    #28

    Now Listen Here You Little S**t

    Now Listen Here You Little S**t

    Lordgrimtheinvncble Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doxxing, at least in the UK, comes under cyberstalking laws. Very much illegal.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a not native ... What's doxxing?

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harassing a woman online and posting her personal information (phone number, address) so other people can join in. Edit: it can be any gender.

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    chrissy goodman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah the classic "i dont want to b proven wrong" reaction. anyone who refuses the proof they wrong will just become an even bigger idiot in the future. it sucks to b wrong but put ur pride and ego away and learn wats right.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Publishing personal information on the internet without consent is a cyber crime in pretty much every country. But in the Netherlands you get off easy with a community service sentence of max 180 hours.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's from the Calvin "I don't know if I have the right to remain ignorant, but I refuse to find out" school of thought. (And the answer is, no you don't; you are presumed to know the law.)

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorance is not an excuse to break the law

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when your parents put their hands on their ears and starts yelling so they don't hear you explain them why they are factually wrong and generally terrible.

    Todd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google it too...

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because you don't know how to read!

    Noel Bovae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cherry poppins...🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #29

    47

    47

    Quaydo Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Who are you to tell us there is no covid?' Ans: I know because I read an article online

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because my uncle's friend's neighbor's minister's toddler's babysitter said so on Facebook."

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the same people who say, "I know about the Stone Ages, I watched The Flintstones!"

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's early, coffee not reaching my brain yet and I'm saying "F**k off" to folks who decide someone else's ethnicity for them. "I don't consider you Jewish" or "I don't see you as Black" - F**k off!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are not a real doctor! I know it because I watch Grey's Anatomy!"

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had someone try to explain to me how I should actually be pronouncing my own name. They don’t speak my native language at all. The J in my name sounds like an English Y, they tried to tell me I had to pronounce the J like it sounds in the word joke.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So over 300,000 Icelanders have been saying "Reykjavik" all wrong? :(

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    julia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but why is the title of this post “47”? guys i’m so confused, i need answers

    Rob Dabank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this might become my new go to expression when I have no other real justification for what I just said "I know, because I watch anime"

    OhForSmegSake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a Japanese exchange student who spoke English with an occasional American accent bc that's how he'd learnt English (American teacher, American TV/movies) and he would use a lot of American slang. He said coming to Oz was like learning a 3rd language.

    Katarina Leaf-Dobbs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My New Zealand cousin ( who is part Mãori and part Dutch) married a Japanese girl. They live, work and raised their children in Japan. His kids speak Japanese, English, Te Reo Mãori and Dutch all with an American accent lol

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    #30

    That's Totally How It Works

    That's Totally How It Works

    Mozziebag Report

    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. They’ll be born with both your big nose and your small brain.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh honey, sit down and let me tell you a story about a little thing called genetics

    Black Karen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not worth wasting your time over. The stupid is thick with this one.

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    Queen Metapha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but probably her Kids will be born with naturally small minds, inherited from her Mother.

    xXCloudy_PuffXx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna see this as satire and pretend nobody actually believes this

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! I've had to tell myself that with over half of the crap I see online anyway.

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    Kaori Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO I know her, this is satire! Angelicat is awesome

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And naturally small brains.

    Holes2Heaven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chick has two brain cells fighting for third place

    banana for scale
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dyeing my hair so my kids will be blond 🤗

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Origin of Species was published in 1859. People in 1858:

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    #31

    Legit Cringe Here

    Legit Cringe Here

    tcmardoc Report

    Confused Flamingo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apply cool water to the area of the burn

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Apply cold water to burnt area” Honey, to recover from that u gonna need to take a swan dive in the north pole

    Stalin's Moustache
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHH MOM GET THE CAMERA CALL THE BURN CENTRE MAN HAS 3RD DEGREE BURNS

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    #32

    Yikes, That's Awkward

    Yikes, That's Awkward

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with this new generation of guys who use this "nervous" apprehensive little boy tactic?? What the hell happened to confidence and dignity??

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the "nice guys" (DORKS). They think it works, maybe sometimes it does? I dunno, they're young

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    Jordan Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought 2AM was a pretty safe time to go to the library, not sure who found out tho.

    Lilly Rose Poppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your gonna have the courage to text me, at least act like you have the courage to text me

    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is wrong with these people... why do they think that is an appropriate way to communicate with someone. Why do they think that the reaction will be anything other than rejection. How can you be so utterly socially unaware to not know that the vast majority of the population do not text like that? (not saying that you shouldn't text like that with other people who think it is fun, but don't ever text like that unless you KNOW the other person finds it entertaining)

    Jessica Aubé
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of disabilities cause social unawareness , social awkwardness, social executive dysfunction and so on .. autism, adhd, fasd, to name a few .. why do neurotypicals insist on communication being their way as the only right way ? How can you be so ableist and unaware as to not realize that not everyone is the same and not everyone communicates the same and social interactions do not look the same for everyone .. it’s pretty damn easy to be this socially unaware

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    No you didn't
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *goes back to watching porn in the library*

    Aim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha d a kid kicked out of school for watching bd$m hardcore G@y P**n in math class on his phone.... at full volume

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    #33

    The Future Of Abortion

    The Future Of Abortion

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then how do they have such lethal death grips, the little monsters

    Gay_Forg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic but Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YeS, bAbIeS HaVe NO bOnEs, AnD ThEy mUsT Be bLeNdEd dUrInG AbOrTiOn.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The better for Hillary Clinton to drink them, I'm sure, according to the Q-tards.

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    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you "abort" a two year old? Look up the def of "abort" you gop moron

    Melanie Burlock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this person is sterilized. People who think infants and toddlers IN CLOTHING are somehow still in utero should not be adding to the gene pool. They should not be allowed to vote. This person should be entered into the Upperclass Twit of the Year competition, where he/she can be eliminated from the gene pool with his/her peers.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religious morons will use any lie to push their agenda of controlling women to the level that they get to decide what happens in a womb.

    Makayah Griffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Christian aunt had an abortion last year and god seems to love her the same buddy.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even worth explaining yet again that this is a specific mechanism, and, FYI, no, that's not what an aborted fetus looks like, not at any point. Nor a stillborn infant. OK? OK. Geez....

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the death glare from the two year old on the right. Mom is going to pay.

    Batsile Marumo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Mama's gonna have a long ass day after this😂🤣🤣🤣

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    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the stupidest post, who on earth would blend such a chubby wubby baby with big pink cheeks?!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t hurt a baby but that thing looks nasty, especially because it’s chubby and pink.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it okay if I put cinnamon in my baby blend?

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should consider trying 3/4 cup of fresh fruit, too, for the antioxidants. Baby-raspberry-banana is so yummy!

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    #34

    Entitled

    Entitled

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you ask me how much I make per year, we're done. That tells me all I need to know.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick word of advice that anyone can choose to take or ignore; I grew up in poverty, was homeless, hungry, etc. I thought I wanted to grow up and make a lot of money. That was my goal. Then as I was going through college and working different jobs I realized that money wasn't my main goal at all, what I really wanted in life was to help others who had grown up like me, I wanted to dedicate my work and skills to my community rather than to helping huge corporations get richer and making sure people like Jeff Bezos could afford multiple homes. I work for a non-profit where we help facilitate research and protect vulnerable subjects. I don't make 6 figures, I turned down a 6 figure position I was offered with a large pharmaceutical company and took 60K job instead and I am so happy I made that choice. I can pay all of my bills and I get a great deal of satisfaction from my work. No amount of money is worth spending the majority of your waking hours doing something you don't believe in.

    V33333P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been truly in poverty, I know I'm very lucky, but honestly my goal is to not have to check my balance when I go to a coffee with friends, and pay off my student loans. After that I don't care how "little" I make. I'm with you. Do what feeds the soul

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    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "for now"... "until I find someone to support me in style". If you're going to be a gold digger, have something to offer in exchange. The wealthy 90-something man who married a 20-something stripper was at least paying for a lot of comfort in his old age.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct answer to "How much do you make every year?" is "None of your business."

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is 60k net per year not a lot???

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Because it just isn’t? You’d have a lot of limits on what you could do if you only had 60k and probably a partner or pets or family or some dependents. It depends where you live but it’s not like you’d be able to save a meaningful amount of money on 60k. There were times in my life I’d have KILLED to make 60k but looking back, it’s not enough money to do something bigger or change your situation. Ultimately.

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    Rob Dabank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we just found the "bell" in Taco Bell

    A. Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey 60k person hopefully dodged a bullet thar.

    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the forseable future I hope

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Questions I've never asked a man: how much do you make? what car do you drive? How much did your _________ cost?

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never r r r r r have either! And don't need to. I wanna know, what your heart and soul are filled with, and how you feed them!

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    #35

    Feels So Bad Man

    Feels So Bad Man

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness that person could have asked to not be mentioned (so that others don't start begging them for stuff) BUT that should have been explicitly mentioned.

    Just A Passing Parrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also could have been staged and thats why they didn't say a name. I don't want to sound like a bad guy or anything I just know some YouTubers fake a lot of things

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a 3090? What the hell are Twitch Subs?? Why are people buying expensive sh*t for entitled strangers?? I swear I'm not 80yrs old, but f**k I just REALLY don't understand what the hell is going on....

    Mikhael Barreto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RTX 3090's are a pretty expensive type of video card, for PC gaming. Twitch subs are people who are subscribed to a streamer on Twitch, usually to watch games and s**t.

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's true and maybe I have been watching too many crime shows - that's called "grooming."

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could people stop hoarding the new cards like this? Between crypto miners and scalpers it’s impossible to get the new generation of nvidia cards and people like this doofus aren’t helping.

    Mikhael Barreto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the 2020 lockdown with the shortage of Switch's actually. :(

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    Violet Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally don't know what that sentence means, but then, I am an Old.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    There are greedy persons on Twitch who think that they are entitled to everything and so they ask their mindless followers to give them stuff. Idiots actually catering this insanity are called subs, from submissive.

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like, one of your Twitch Simps bought you a PS5 and three 3090s. A 3090 retails for 1500 USD and a PS5, 500 USD, so they dropped 5k on her. SMH.

    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these down horrendous neckbeards istg💀

    Micheal Sharp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First off what is a 3090? Second off what is PS5? Third off what is a "twitch sub". Fourth off why does is it even freeeeking matter!! Fifth off cuz nobody (I me myself) cares! Sixth off ... Dammit I've run out of stuff to say... Sigh... so I guess I'll seventh off... which is code for umm code for.... Byeeeeee

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    #36

    This Made Me Cringe

    This Made Me Cringe

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    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww man. I'm reminded of a quote though there doesn't seem to be agreement on who to credit for it: "It's better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so, so, so sorry for him... But here is the lesson : there is always a trio of young girls everywhere, who laugh at the very wrong moment and make you assume they are making fun of you... It is a supernatural yet common event, but these evil entities feed on your embarrassment, so remember : they are not actually laughing at you. Never.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, sure. But every time a herd of young girls passes me, they're always giggling Why? WHY? Why are these people like this.

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna be loud, you gotta be PROUD.

    amy harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that kid have such courage to announce such a thing?

    ORSOrama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody please thank this guy for sharing the story! :D

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a mistake I would make. I feel sorry for OP

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    #37

    The Kid Who Never Pays Attention In Class And Blames Everyone Else Made This

    The Kid Who Never Pays Attention In Class And Blames Everyone Else Made This

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My unwillingness to study is entirely to blame on the teacher. And I've got my parents to support me in this." Heard it about 100 000 times during the years I worked at schools. There are quite some delusional people in the world, most of them are parents who think that their child is a genius, while everyone can see it couldn't even figure out how to eat an apple.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how teachers are now to be babysitters, moral guides, and educators, while parents are.... What are the parents doing, anyway?! ---- and my BFF retired from teaching, and her last few years in the job were nothing but parents saying, "How dare you fail my child!" when the child had, in fact, failed every exam.

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    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some teachers are so shockingly bad at their job I can see this happening.

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we stop recycling this joke, pls?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet the teacher didn’t look dumbfounded at all and probably just rolled their eyes or felt sad that you thought this was clever.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen people just like this when they enter the workforce. Yep, they want to be spoon-fed and think they are smart enough to be the manager by the third day.

    Michael Thompson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THe correct second response from Teacher is: "It is not my mark. You own it. Why did you permit the fail outcome?"

    amy harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers teach, maybe you should listen and you'll learn. Don't blame the teachers, plz

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid forgot to add the obligatory "and then everybody clapped"...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood that... Why do teachers and parents pretend "talking back" is wrong? When the other person is wrong and you are right, you deserve to tell them.

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    #38

    I Want Death

    I Want Death

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    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Starts pack and hunts sheep with a happy family, and forget their human existense.* I made a happy ending.

    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *rolls up newspaper and starts hitting that idiot on the nose* Bad dog!

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people do this. I've seen a lot of stuff like this on the internet and also stuff like this happened on my brief phrase where I used tinder. Looking like an idiot doens't make you more attractive.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts to high five, in the face, with a chair*

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gets a big ass gun and just shoots the wolf* k bye.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *ass gun fires and launches an instagram influencer into the dog man's face, suffocating him*

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    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Starts to turn into an idiot* That should've replaced the last line-

    scarr_bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *turns into 10 foot tall devil/angel with wings, horns, fangs, and glowing eyes* go away. (this actually sounds cool-)

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    #39

    That’s A Flex

    That’s A Flex

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like going topless so you can show off your nipple piercing.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I buy Apple products everybody will like me and think that I am cool. Sad.

    Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh almost everyone who can afford AirPods has bought them. I see at least 50 pairs everyday just walking around. You really can’t flex them now that everyone has them.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AirPods aren't terribly expensive and kinda ugly for an Apple product.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They work really well, though.

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats! Now you look twice as stupid

    julie son
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gene pool needs some chlorine!

    Rob Dabank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I bought my dog a new dog collar.....

    Valerie Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously a joke, they prolly chose to shave for other reasons such as cancer or balding

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    #40

    More Of A Sad One

    More Of A Sad One

    theorangemisfit Report

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would have been boss if he came back with some helpful tips like "tell him you'll meet but be vague about which starbucks"

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch :( I'll got to Starbucks with you

    Collette Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh bless him 👏👏 not only did he put himself put there, but took it so well... Girl you really messed that one up, he was probably a good catch🤷

    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel bad bro did nothing to deserve that😭😭😭😭

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's obviously a better person than most

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once texted like a whole conversation to my friend thinking she was my mom 😂

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    #41

    Much Boomer

    Much Boomer

    ihob21 Report

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With virtual learning, this didn’t age well. Not that it was good in the first place.

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer "memes" are something else. Yikes.

    #42

    I Don't Even Know What To Say

    I Don't Even Know What To Say

    senay1211 Report

    t-Grex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sir i'm gonna have to tell you to leave the barnes and noble

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Christian and these things irritate me to no end! It's like the ones of the kids who are obviously sick, but some guy has appropriated their pic,and said something ignorant like " I bet I won't get EvEnOnEsHARe" I respect,as I was taught by my choice of religion, all people. I don't hate anyone. More people have done harm with ridiculous things like that than anything else.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d upvote a million times if I could.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Jesus. Go ahead, sue me.

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    Metaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the hand is just pointing down at "report" 😂😂😂

    Lilly Rose Poppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that I don't believe, it's just those things are stupid, like on tic tok I'll see things like if you don't love God keep scrolling. Like don't use peoples beliefs like that.

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even Christian but I love Jesus. He preached love and tolerance for humanity, then a bunch of assholes came and corrupted his message to spread hate and make s**t like this.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO sick of those. "Can I ask you a favour? Can you share this post to spread the word?" or "My true friends will share this" and "I bet this wont get more than 5 shares". URGH. Can we just be done with those insincere and ridiculous posts? Regardless of topic? As soon as I see a few of those key words, my eyes roll involuntarily and I stop reading.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate these emotional extortion threads.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha no. I have no set religion

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    #43

    That Hurts

    That Hurts

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why say yes in the first place?

    Just A Passing Parrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tired of seeing people hook up with someone to just abandon them with a fake excuse

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He deserves better than a dishonest, disrespectful gal.

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So: ask your bro to invite her in a fake B-day... and confront her

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to gain a backbone and fast. Say no the first time, if not back out the second time.

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    #44

    Imagine Being The Parent And Getting This Email About Your Child

    Imagine Being The Parent And Getting This Email About Your Child

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W-Why would you do that in the first place-

    • Lemønchu •
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok- but seriously, why were they searching that up??

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of f****d-up mind would ever do that?! It's disgusting! I can believe human beings are so wicked they can... look at a student's browser history and tell their parents.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So American schools do not know anything about content filtering and blocking unwanted search results and XXX websites?

    Shadow_TheArtistDemon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well…. On my computer for school almost everything is blocked.

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    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoping this is fake, because somebody doesn’t know how to spell best iality.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only reason that you hope this is fake? XD

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    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much funnier after you find out who Judy Hops is.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, teenagers can be stupid, as simple as that. But what is up with the school simply ordering a parent to appear there 26 hours after their mail?

    Sarah Tate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look up Judy Hops because I had no idea - she's a cartoon character from a Disney movie. I'm not really sure a naked cartoon character qualifies as b*********y, but OMG those poor parents! I'd murder my kid.....and then later I'd laugh about what an idiot he is.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaha b*********y, embarassing

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    #45

    Homemade Tattoo

    Homemade Tattoo

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    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny because I bought a tiny silver Star of David pendant to wear to annoy my racist in-laws. I started wearing it to work at Christmas because one of the really religious guys was complaining about people not saying Merry Christmas. Everyone thought it was a pentagram 🤦🏻‍♀️. People are so dumb.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might get slammed for this, but it feels like an honest mistake.

    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw it without looking at the caption I thought they were trying to do a mini demonic ritual lol

    Sowieso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what an execution! This will take a whole 5 minutes to regret.

    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem. Fill the whole circle with black and tell everyone it is a large birthmark.

    TrashPandaSociety
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna be Pagan. Witchcraft isn't "cool". Please stop. You f*****g posers.

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    #46

    Oof

    Oof

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    #47

    This Is Exactly How A Split Personality Looks Like. Enjoy The Cringe!

    This Is Exactly How A Split Personality Looks Like. Enjoy The Cringe!

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh people like this... 🤮🤮🤮coughcoughpickmecoughcough

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I'm sorry to be this honest, but I get the same cringe feeling when I read your comments.

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    • Lemønchu •
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of, ignoring the cringe. That's so insensitive and gross, telling someone to kill themselves

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, let's all have a laugh at the expense of mental illness.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. You could literally just use the backspace key!

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "did my split personality slip out again..." b o i |:(

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop faking mental disorders for social media

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes people think that faking mental disorders will make them popular?

    ProbablyIsaac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The XD at the end is the cherry on top of the cake

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cake that tastes like a burning septic tank recycling plant.

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    #48

    Tryna Sample The Whole Buffet

    Tryna Sample The Whole Buffet

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    katrina hunt
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly…gotta shoot your shot. Now if he was dating someone and did that then that’s where I would find an issue.

    #49

    Anon Uses Hentai Logic To Lose His Virginity

    Anon Uses Hentai Logic To Lose His Virginity

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot asks female friend for sex. Is surprised she ghosts him.

    #50

    That Happened

    That Happened

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the furniture clapped ...

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and then then the mayor showed up with a medal and a ticket-tape parade.

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    Kno
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, sure they did.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Setting aside the fact this didn't happen, this guy doesn't understand how capitalism or socialism work in the first place. I.e. it would be socialist if the kids put all their toys together and shared them.

    LittleMissLotus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an expert on socialism or capitalism's biggest fan or anything, but I think it's safe to say this a vast oversimplification

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER HAPPENED. Why make things up

    Annabeth Chase
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Donald Trump and The Queen jumped through the window and gave the kid 100 Nobel Prizes.

    Cathelijne Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This so much never happened, other things unhappened.. (oeee, so much wanted to write that one time 😛)

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    #51

    Found This On An Instagram Physics Page

    Found This On An Instagram Physics Page

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    Tracy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're pretentious without telling me you're pretentious.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'll try... "Never give up, alway think happy thoughts, put yourself out there to make friend, never burn bridges and lift yourself by your bootstraps." Did I do it well?

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    Just A Passing Parrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I wouldn't. I would ask questions to understand it more

    Dorian Gabriel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl I just assumed this was saying "it's my special interest and I cannot stop talking about them."

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, we get it. You watched The Future Is Wild.

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a conversation topic that encompasses inescapable holes in space and massive conglomerates of stars that randomly spit death rays and the occasional planet with weird rain you're doing conversation wrong.

    Queen Metapha
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Are you autistic or socially disturbed because of your ability to speak of only one single topic? Or don't you know anything else to say? Maybe work on your personality a bit....

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm Autistic people can and do talk about lots of subjects. I think you should rewrite that, quite a few with autism on this site. Maybe you should also work on your personality a bit...

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    Nicola Dimigen
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    4 years ago

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    Heh, I know how most of these things work. And, es, it is very fun to confuse people with time travel and time. It makes everyones brains hurt.

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    #52

    Why Is It Always The Minions?

    Why Is It Always The Minions?

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    Isobella GOURLAY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm not necessarily, I'm socially awkward and get ASKED by my mum to talk to people

    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    facebook mom memes😹😹😹💀💀💀

    Nataly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the "L" on the the ugly girl minion stands for loser

    #53

    A L P H E T

    A L P H E T

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought she meant alphabet and I was so confused

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sad. This woman can't spell or use proper punctuation. Our school systems are seriously failing!

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trynna is not a word either.

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    #54

    Found This On Facebook

    Found This On Facebook

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought he had a diaper on at first

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after seeing what he's implying with his photo, maybe he should be wearing a diaper

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sad guy doesn't know how mask works

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bondage for Complete Idiots?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... a mask makes you impossible to make simple task like: go shopping, go to sport event, visit your family, go walking outside... oh wait... No it doesn't! i'd rather get a mask everyday and be able to get a normal life.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another baby complaining about a mask and thinking it's some object of government control 🙄. Maybe a pacifier and diaper will suit them better.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot possible roll my eyes any louder at this.

    Nataly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take it off and put it back on your face

    Sarah Tate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for f**k's sake. I really hate other people lately!

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    #55

    Simp Gets A Username Tattoo Of Egirl And She Deactivates Her Account

    Simp Gets A Username Tattoo Of Egirl And She Deactivates Her Account

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not often that Simp is used correctly.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is.... extremely sad. Some people clearly suffer from loneliness and need psychological support.

    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is that username💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then, aren't you the dumb one?

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    #56

    And Then Constantly Calls Every Lois, “Hey Lois Can I Get Mc Chicken”

    And Then Constantly Calls Every Lois, “Hey Lois Can I Get Mc Chicken”

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    deathrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that this is a joke but King of the Hill is incredibly popular in Japan. Especially in it's original Engliah.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I've met non-English speakers who tell me they learnt English from watching American cartoons (and I even worked with an Australian woman who had a strange accent, which she said she picked up from American cartoons even though she has lived in Australia her whole life)

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like one of the two Chinese brothers in the movie Better Off Dead that learned to speak English by watching Howard Cosell

    Nicholas Kraemer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds amazing actually. Let me know if Japanese Guy Talking Like Peter starts a YouTube channel.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest son learned English with Sesame Street and Little Bear. One time we were going for a walk and he had forgotten his baseball cap, went back in, and started running to us saying "Wait for me, wait for me, said Little Bear!". LOL.

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like more context for this. This looks like it could have been a reply to the one that said they knew Japanese "better" than a native speaker because they watch anime.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... Yes... No... Maybe... I don't know... What's the subject?

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    #57

    That'll Show 'Em

    That'll Show 'Em

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..... school computer ...

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad your toxic masculinity cost you about $2K. I hope you BS was worth the price.

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Murica! F^(k yeah! Seriously, WTF?

    Sonja_kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out this father don't take his daughter's autonomy very well.

    A. Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with idiots shooting up devices??? If it's personal property, just take it away like oh I don't know "ground them". Also the dude isn't being a good role-model as he's acting upon aggression instead of rational thinking.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not even personal property. Its a SCHOOL computer

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    RiverStyxJix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually shot the computer. With a gun. Multiple times. Wow. That's terrifying. /srs

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why the second amendment should be removed.

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    Rukkia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's people like this that prove we need better gun control. Learn other ways to deal with your anger.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did your dog eat your homeworks? No... My father shot at them. Send the bill to that moron."

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    #59

    Oh Wow, No One Can Handle My Music

    Oh Wow, No One Can Handle My Music

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    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love being judged like this. I'm over 50 and still have my original 80's vinyl from slayer, anthrax, venom, exodus, testament, abbatoir, etc... Watching the face of kids when they hear my car and see some old dude is hilarious. I would also like to add, every person I know that is a metal fan would get more enjoyment of someone digging their music as opposed to acting like it is burning their ears. Welcome to Metal!

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I love really loud, bass-heavy dubstep but Im the only one in my family who does

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a step above for being emo, depressed, and dramatic! I am superior to you whilst feeling inferior. What a weird complex.

    tamèreestchaude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro these "Omg I'm such a metalhead noone gets my music" girls p**s me off. like, Chelsea, you are wearing a good vibes only shirt and bleach washed denim, you are not a metalhead sit down. I'm not even a metal head and it pisses me off . Like no, just becasue you heard metallica once on the radio doesn't make you a metal head. also Olivia Rodrigo is not metal

    Silliest Pinkerton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro... slipknot is not that hard core lil bro (a slipknot fan)

    Sowieso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this in this list?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celine Dion has the same effect on me

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Hopefully they grow out of this phase.

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    #60

    U Aren’t A Man Of Culture

    U Aren’t A Man Of Culture

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably a joke tho so why is this cringe

    LittleMissLotus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course it's the person with the joker profile pic

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

    #61

    Twitter Moment

    Twitter Moment

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    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. This person like "oh you can't be asian you're white".

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...the person who's all "oh you're probs white quit being a weeb" literally has an anime pfp...

    Venatrix324
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she’s asking for help for that dumba$s not for herself

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    #62

    Bro This Woman

    Bro This Woman

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    Pervinca
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person seems to be the classic "vegan stereotype". But I can see that people tend to have prejudices towards vegan people without knowing any personally. I'm omnivorous, but I have heard things like "vegans are stupid" or "they are all crazy" a lot of times.

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a "phobia". You're just obnoxious and no one wants to talk to you.

    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would your neighbours need to know about your eating habits?

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No issue with this diet, I've even enjoyed vegan meals. It's the self righteous, judgemental, militants that people can't stand.

    Vi. B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What vegan can't stand is the juddgmental stupidity of some people that are triggerd by the fact than someone is not eatin a steak in front of them

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    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC, this "Vegan Teacher" woman got banned from several social media platforms for bullying and hate speech.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... "No. I don't want to annoy everyone by talking them about my own personal life." is not an option?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to burn PETA to the ground, does that make me "veganphobic"?

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do support veganism although i'm not a vegan, it's just your choice. there are very many good things about being vegan, but some people don't cope with it very well. never force opinions.

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell within 1/2 an hour that a person I just met is a vegan. That is about how long it takes until they notify me of the fact. "So, I heard that you work in a library. That's cool - what's your position?". "I'm a vegan, because I think that meat and eggs are murder, and dairy is exploitation". "Sorry, I didn't mean political position on any matter, I mean what is your job?". "I know what you meant, but I felt that it was important that you know that meat and eggs are murder and milk is exploitation".

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I need to tell people I eat a plant-based diet is when we're planning dinner.

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    #63

    Holy S*** Man

    Holy S*** Man

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    Lucifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So which one is you in the background??

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's 2024, and you were the only one who DID take the vaccine"

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear.. I can't get vaccinated.. I'll be a zombie? jikes..

    Kalikima
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that aged like milk. It's now Dec 4th, 2024 and no vaccine zombies in sight.

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no guys! It's 2024! We must all take cover! 😱😱😱

    Bravo6Two
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hasn't happened yet, but it's still only January, I guess.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well, guess I'll become a walker soon. I've had a good life as a human.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah well. Being a zombie sounds like more fun than trying to run from them!

    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you got that one mixed up. The fact that non vax really think that we (vaccinated people) turn into the zombies. Stupid.

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    #64

    Jesus Neckbeards Just Don't Give Up

    Jesus Neckbeards Just Don't Give Up

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    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you do with the water that you buy? Do you drink the soapy water? Or do you look at it, thinking that someone was naked in it? Please help me understand this

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neckbeard used to be known in the UK as a "Newgate Fringe" because it looks like the hangman's noose - Newgate was a prison in London where criminals were hanged.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give them the water from washing my dishes, and charge them $100 a vial.

    Stalin's Moustache
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pokimane is probably mky favourite female gamer, shes actually kinda nice

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [as "The Simpsons" theme] The siiiiiiiimps...

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    #65

    Terrifying

    Terrifying

    ThisOneAgain508 Report

    Queen Metapha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we feel the need to create clowns, puppets and those plastic spectacles with a nose and moustache attached when ridiculous opinions like this exist?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right now i'm more feared of you because you sound like someone who would litterally beat someone on a parking lot with a baseball bat because he's white or not your ethnic origine. funny because i'm white and all the best friend i ever had never been white, and i'm scary? how about a little less hate

    TrashPandaSociety
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These mythological creatures have existed in human storytelling for more than a millenia. Stfu and sit the eff down.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And THAT'S NOT RACIST!?! It works both ways. But I'll just call you dip s**t instead of racist

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was unjustly downvoted to hide that this kind of stupid people exist...

    Pervinca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah..Best way to eliminate racism and hatred is to spread prejudices, create a bad image to define an entire group of people and using a bunch of bad examples to descrive them entirely. It worked so well in the past

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    #66

    Potato Pride

    Potato Pride

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    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda confused is my guess

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    When there are so many self-centered communities based on sex and race with their own flags that "woke" people forget countries exist...

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    #67

    Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ

    thisisridiculous_ Report

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one just pisses me off so much.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how vegans got themselves a reputation of being unbearable people.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, hijacking the Holocaust to push veganism. See, these are the kinds of vegans that people can't stand.

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most of them ate whatever could find because they knew famine

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And lots died after being liberated from camps because they ate too much and liberating troops gave them lots of food too. It's really sad because their bodies weren't used to larger amount of food. Not blaming anyone for trying to help- people didn't know. F hitler and everyone who did this to people in the first place.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of shite PETA would say!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be a cat so my tail can lash when I read such stupidity.

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to be an octopus in this situations so you can slap them multiple times.

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    riri_shizu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's extremely disgusting when people use tragedies to push forth their own idologies.

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    #68

    I Found This On Pinterest

    I Found This On Pinterest

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine makes spaghetti Bolognese, does that make me Italian?

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honorary italian if his spaghetti are delicious :-)

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    ProbablyIsaac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I picked up a basketball once, am I going to change race??"

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how she was like "ok"

    Nataly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hispanic mom makes a lot of japanese meals because its one of her favorite meals to eat does that make me japanese?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is right. That's definitely not how monarchy works.

    Simone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely she cannot really believe that.

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impossible: "White men can't jump" ahahahah

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not see this until after I posted WMCJ

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    #69

    This Was Posted Non-Ironically By My Edgy Cousin. She Didn't Notice The Beans

    This Was Posted Non-Ironically By My Edgy Cousin. She Didn't Notice The Beans

    sr_pretzel_man Report

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans, beans, the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel, So eat your beans with every meal.

    Lucille McGillicuddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reference to hitting beans (fat layer) when self harming by cutting yourself. The deeper you cut the more addicting it is. This was originally posted on r/MadeOfStyrofoam

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those bagging on beans... Just try to take away someone's beans from their English breakfast!!

    Claire Elizabeth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you asked my mother, she would 100% the you that I'm addicted to beans.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno man danganronpa just depresses me

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans are clearly here to represent food overall. I agree with the statement, and the edgy cousin's non-edgy cousin is the stupid one.

    Lucille McGillicuddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Beans is for hitting beans when cutting yourself...

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    #70

    Just Looking For A Single Crumb, M'lady

    Just Looking For A Single Crumb, M'lady

    SmileyBennett Report

    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what in the mother f**k is right

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be less creeped out if they just sent "show me your boobs." Still gross, but WAY less creepy.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL DID I JUST POUR INTO MY EYEHOLES?!

    Mundane Adventures
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have sent a picture of a boneless/skinless chicken breast.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is someone how has read books about feminism and think it sounds good but has never actually spoken to a woman.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh this just hurts, I want to kick this dude in the heart.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, kick him in the liver. Take out his toxin control.

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    Jem24
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need the unsee juice

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the worst pirate i've ever seen. Neckbeard.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a lot of words to say I'm never ever going to get laid

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can't be something other than a parody of a white knight. A very good, very funny, very accurate parody.

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    #71

    A Much Sadder Tail Then Even Darth Vader

    A Much Sadder Tail Then Even Darth Vader

    RATGUT1996 Report

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more mortified of that hair, but to each their own. :)

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had that hair. Best lesbian hairstyle ever.

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so lets post it on social media

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was so embarrassed I posted this on the internet for the whole world to see". Yeah, sound legit.

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so mortified I'm going to post it, along with a picture of my face, for the world to see. Also, now everyone knows that you use words such as "poopy"

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is private anymore.....

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that, Nick. We all are

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like if jimmy neutron did the fusion dance with otis from half-life

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    #72

    Logan Paul

    Logan Paul

    AwarenessNo9898 Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this. Could someone please explain?

    A.E. Marlowe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fellow in the white sweater is named Logan Paul. He's a YouTube celebrity that once received strong criticism for visiting the Aokigahara forest in Japan and filming a suicide victim for one of his videos. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42644321.amp

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logan Paul is a piece of schitt.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    INcomprehensible without backstory. Impossible to care for those who don't already.

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    #73

    That's A New Low

    That's A New Low

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another 19 year old kid with mental problems who still could purchase assault rifles to kill 8 former co-workers before committing suicide. But don't you dare talk about gun control or more stringent gun laws.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First it was violent movies, then shooter games... now My Little Pony. Damn, I must be a very dangerous person! (Note: Sarcasm)

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jep, but is definatly not the easy acces to leathal firearms that makes school shootings a thing (sarcasm). In Denmark you have to have a license to buy or posses firearms, and schoolshootings is non-existing here (Or at least I can't remember hearing about a single one of them in my home country), but the problem is always framed as a mental health issue without being followed by any money to improve the general mental health -because public health should not be the concern of a goverment. Grow up America! It is time to realise that your -"toys" and your healtcare system results in a lot of suffering and unnesesary deaths. People being sick and young children being killed, do not benefit your economy and should be stopped if you want to be considered a civilised country. Liberty is not the right to kille other people. I do not own a gun, I do not fear being killed by a gun. Living without a gun in a society with a low rate of gun violence is achievable.

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that Applejack is awesome to the max, but like, we takin it too far with this...

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the first time. There was this guy named Randy Stair. He got really attracted to a character from Danny Phantom and thought he was meant to be with her in the afterlife. He took his own life after taking others down with him at a nearby supermarket, which he decided to do after flipping a coin.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, bronies are the issue and not mental health and/or gun control.

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    #74

    I'm Not Gonna Say Anything Other Than A Certified Internet Moment

    I'm Not Gonna Say Anything Other Than A Certified Internet Moment

    DehBoi2000 Report

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It deserves to grow up past age 12 where he discovered girls.

    Kat Olmstead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peepee? How old is this kid??

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “From predators”. What the heck is this, the Stone Age?

    Jake B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a real common denominator with a lot of these posts. I'm not pointing my finger at dudes who watch anime but the evidence kind of speaks for itself.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch anime and I’m not like this.....

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have good taste in anime" is code for "have not yet hit puberty".

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one deserves another person just bc they think they do

    Mundane Adventures
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this one think he has time for a gf when he’s so busy measuring his peepee, protecting his wife and offspring, providing resources and coverture for same, and watching anime?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are his genitals rectwangular

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    #75

    Pretty Cringe

    Pretty Cringe

    Missdisasterous Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He mistake Hamster and Beaver... (okay, i am not here anymore...)

    Sarah Tate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha - that just made me laugh really loud!

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    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someones desperate and pathetic. Leave her alone idiot.

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    #76

    This Redditor's Bio. This Ain't It, Chief

    This Redditor's Bio. This Ain't It, Chief

    JazminDelpha Report

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take up this challenge! I hate it when people call themselves a "free thinker", like we all know they're probably anti-vax. (I hope I'm wrong)

    Donnie Mc0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    agreed. its been said that those with the least knowledge speak loudest!

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    Fred L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says "Intellectual" better then using it as a single-word sentence.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They gave you a trophy so you'd shut up.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation of "Free thinker" : conspiracy theorist, flat earther, anti-vaxxer, and heavily into "alternative medicines" like fairy dust and essential oils. Doesn't believe that science is true.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a free thinker in the sense that i like space.

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘5 participation certificate recipient’

    panda123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wise person knows the limits of their own knowledge.

    #77

    Probably Would Die As Soon As I Enter The Ambulance

    Probably Would Die As Soon As I Enter The Ambulance

    ThiCrayton Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty awesome though

    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure this was created for transporting sick kids, and I think it's great.

    Catherine Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teen with chronic illnesses I would be terrified to ride in this

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum would love this. She loves the Minions (not in the Facebook meme way, in the 'their gibbering is adorably funny' way)

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is probably an ambulance from a children’s hospital to maybe try to calm the younger kids if the need and ambulance. Idk, I may be wrong though

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what they put facebook moms in after they see gay people.

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you're ferried to hell.

    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get me wrong I love minions,but this is too far

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it worse than in any other ambulance?

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have a feeling that something in that ambulance looks like a banana?

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    #78

    When You Got Your Results From Ancestry.com

    When You Got Your Results From Ancestry.com

    HammertonMili Report

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you´re 1% European, you wear what? Folklore skirt from Slovakia, Irish tap dance shoes and and a Greek hat? Very accurate

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bavarian leather troussers would go perfect with that

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    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cultural appropriation go brrr

    Moxitron Jazz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering what we know about Mitochondrial Eve, aren't we all?

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom's side comes from Ireland. Better learn to tap dance!

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm 50% russian, should i start wearing those fuzzy hats?

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess since my AncestryDNA results say I'm 1% Ashkenazi Jewish I'm free to wear a necklace with a Star of David hanging off it? That would be equally as stupid as this.

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    #79

    The Duality Of Cringe

    The Duality Of Cringe

    FairArkExperience Report

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect personifications of each stereotype.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, are Cisgender people getting hate now? Is that for real?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Extreme SJWs will tilt their turds if a character in [fiction] is a Cis Heterosexual Thin White Male™.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 delusional fools. Nothing to see here, move on.

    Broken Angel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do the Qanons have to smear Pepe like this?

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk. I bought my brother a Pepe sweatshirt for his birthday one year and he loved it but I had no idea it was supposed to be white supremacy lmfao

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    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this blue-haired blue-lip clown wants to shut down most of the world. Who would then pay his/her/their/ones gender surgeries etc? Other clowns?

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something? It looks to me that they are the same person, just at different ages.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Down with cis"? But... Then I would be a girl... So I would be considered straight... And I would be privileged!

    Dorian Gabriel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these are just ppl who don't understand the joke lmfao

    -Loki's_favorite_kid-
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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago

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    Down with cis? Is that supposed to mean something?

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    #80

    Damn

    Damn

    PieCreeper Report

    Lucifer Takashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be a joke right.... right?

    Tess the ferret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain just melted. Im so confused rn

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people do this? Show some compassion for people losing loved ones! Not doing so makes you a pretty terrible person.

    Stalin's Moustache
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww man thats is heartbreaking to only just find out that your bf died days ago, and the response makes my blood boil, she/he is grieving and this jackass asks for feet pics

    Sean Therens
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    1 year ago

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the ones higher up on the scale of "WTF". And by that, we mean it's a quarter of the way up.

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    #81

    Imagine The Shame

    Imagine The Shame

    nohoserescue Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Snape was being misunderstood ongoing from book one

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My body belongs to a fictional character"...

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll just.... go.

    Stalin's Moustache
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    snape was the best character, change my mind

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an excellent chance that her belly will cover it up.

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Why regret, that´s awesome :D

    #82

    Power Of Makeup

    Power Of Makeup

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    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god.. this again.. this was a JOKE makeup.. not serious.. lol

    Dave S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    left: Yes. right: HELL NO

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao thats why i hate makeup more than anything

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From woman to female Jigsaw

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    #83

    Um

    Um

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story. I’m a git.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to go with "asshole".

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no you dropped you expensive headphones connected to your expensive phone and oh look, your expensive shoes. This humble brag is off the scale.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rich. . .or up to your eyeballs in credit card debt?

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or....spending his parents' money?

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably that person who shaved their head.

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I liked this one! This is an obvious humblebrag, and the person is open with it. He/she sounds funny actually

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, can you get your head out of your ass for one second?

    August
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, guess what! Nobody cares bud!

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the dumbest one on the list.. also shows how juvenile they are.: wait, you your mum and/or dad brought you shoes and ear pods? Legend!! Not.

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    #84

    What The Hell?

    What The Hell?

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    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, don't be surprised when one day he'll go to the shops to get a pack of cigarettes and never comes back ;)

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're drugging a person in their sleep. Ask your doctor is some time in prison is right for you.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [generic bad foreigner accent] Yes, i am dokter and brison is rite four her.

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    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need to drug a man to get him to stay with you, you obviously need to work on your personality.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When I publicly brag about using drugs on him to force him into an intimate relationship."

    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally a violation of his body. You can not do that to someone. What the f**k is wrong with you. Who comes up with s**t like that.

    ThePracticalSarcastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    and yet all men are predators.... smdh

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    #85

    Not The Horse Riding Lessons!

    Not The Horse Riding Lessons!

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, she couldn't afford horse-riding lessons. How... utterly nontragic.

    Russell Ellwardt
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    To a horse-loving kid this IS tragic.

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    Rugchairclockdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this is pretty sad, my family could afford horseback riding lessons, it was great for my mental health and I wish everybody could afford that.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is she from? A place where horses are popular and riding lessons are as normal as soccer practice? Or are we thinking prestigious horse back riding? (...and horsebsck riding is horseback riding...)

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is the perfect example of the word "edgy"... but in the bad sense.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    xD Bro, my family's been saving food up because we low on money 👀 throw them horse-riding lessons out the window

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is I never heard of Billie Ellish until she went on Hot Ones. Now I see here all over the place.

    Big Chungus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same...but like all of my life

    #86

    Introducing The Carpeted Shower Floor

    Introducing The Carpeted Shower Floor

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has the right to grow mold and infectious foot diseases in their own house.

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do wonder if its possible to make a sand floor for showers and tubs for better traction. Carpet is a hell no

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introducing growing would in the bathroom

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    #87

    Eminem White

    Eminem White

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So proud. So terribly, terribly tragic.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tl'dr should never describe a T-shirt slogan

    Mary Schissler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its really not. Shut the f**k up b***h.

    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im listening to rabbit run while reading this. this made my day

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    #88

    Awoo.

    Awoo.

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    ProbablyIsaac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine this guy strutting up into heaven and pointing a gun at God while going "awoo" lol

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a deer caught in the headlights about to be hit by a Hummer.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation : "Yes I want to steal everything from everyone so everybody is poor and nobody is richer than me because it hurts my ego. Yes I believe in God and I hate Him for not being evil enough."

    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a photo circulated after a school shooting.

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    #90

    I Love Twitter

    I Love Twitter

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    Mikhael Barreto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like a couple doing foreplay on a public park. Get a room, please.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My confusion is confused.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Kyle, we would all like to know what is going on here. Asking the hard questions like a boss.

    August
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fifth Kyle, WHATJSNUBDWUGBDYUBN

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    #91

    I'm Sure That's How It Went

    I'm Sure That's How It Went

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, the clown make-up is already on

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It started when I was born as an orphan and it just became worse after that....

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither of my parents showed up to my birth. -Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

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    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the wall started clapping.

    laila
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    this isn't too improbable. something similar happened to me, and therapists have breaking points too

    Pamula Furness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called the Samaritans once, (UK), started to tell about childhood trauma, poor woman ended up in tears. Nothing to do but apologise and hang up. Exact opposite of what 'professional' psychiatrist did when referred to him for depression, etc., when he told me, and I quote, "Your problems are so common, they're BORING" Honestly, one extreme to the other......,

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    Anne
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    4 years ago

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    Meh, I've had a therapist request I'd not come anymore, I was too traumatic. Or, my life was. Whatever, he probably was burned out and I was the proverbial drop that made him explode.. (i'm ok now :) )

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly don't know why people are downvoting you when you said that your therapist "probably was burned out and [you were] the proverbial drop that made him explode". It's not like you're doing the same hyperdramatic thing as OP.

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me take my camera out, set it on a timer, make sure it is set on me fully. *Does 10 takes to achieve the perfect LEWK* Ah, yes...perfect. Now they know I am a moron

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I had a Samaritan start crying and hang up on me once because I told her, in detail, everything that is wrong with the world.

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    #92

    Down Atrocious

    Down Atrocious

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    Lilly Rose Poppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not cringe to me, it's him being funny

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute. I took my wife out for dinner when she got her first speeding ticket. You got to acknowledge the progress in gender equality.

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just funny, plus cake!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually kind of hilarious. I wish I did this for my wife when we were dating. She would've thought it was funnier than me! Lol.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    find it kinda cute... just an excuse to get a cake

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is hilarious

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she's comfortable doing that in front of you, it's real love.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is adorable and hilarious! I hope she loved it. :)

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    #93

    These Posts

    These Posts

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    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woulda gotten more shares if you didn’t beg for them and just posted the wholesome doggo.

    #94

    Hummus Is Gay Now Fellas

    Hummus Is Gay Now Fellas

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snacks are gendered now?

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and it has really made hosting dinner parties extraordinarily hard. I was going to just host all "female" dinners and all "male" dinners on different days but I also have a friend who is non-binary and so I am back to square one.

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    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's food. Shut the f**k up.

    ° ʝʊֆȶ ʏօʊʀ ǟʋɛʀǟɢɛ ǟʟɨɛռ °
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in the rigging world says hummus and breadsticks are “feminine” 🤦🏽‍♀️

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to throw the whole woman out.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you felt weird because you didn't eat your hummus and breadsticks?

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband loves hummus, and you are just strange

    Stalin's Moustache
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boi i eat hummus and pita so much its not feminine

    TrashPandaSociety
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this idiot know where hummus is originally made?

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    #95

    Dinner Hangout Hype

    Dinner Hangout Hype

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    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinner hangout is way more fun than dinner date. If I ever had to date again I'd probably be more comfortable with a hang out for the first few "dates" that way you can meet their friends and see if your groups are compatible.

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it’s pretty weird when your friend groups don’t get along. And also two people is really akward

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person who invited the friend is rude. Just say you don't want it to be a date instead of being like that.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the other person responded that way, so it may have been the wrong word choice amongst friends. I would have been very hurt if it was a date on my end not theirs, and I would back out.

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    Ze_Plague1doctor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was der I would always teas (I would only tease my twin cuz she knows it’s a friendly tease)

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    #96

    Does This Count?

    Does This Count?

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha not cringy cause logic path is hilarious

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of logic I use with food. Chocolate has dairy in it. Dairy is good for me. Chocolate = health food. ;)

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that made me giggle a little bit

    Isobella GOURLAY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed first time I saw this. Not cringe!

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the mental acrobatics done to reach that conclusion that happens to fit together somehow.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    But Emma is not perfect... For instance, she is bad at acting.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    She's not necessarily bad at acting, I think it's just that she's put into roles that don't suit her.

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    #97

    Pretty F***ing Cringe Of China If You Ask Me

    Pretty F***ing Cringe Of China If You Ask Me

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't that mean he now owes Taiwan an apology?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apologies are not about who deserves them, it is about who can make you lose millions of dollars or kill people.

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMH. If you want to do any business there, you have to walk on egg shells to avoid offending their government. Didn't they ban Winnie the Pooh because someone said their leader looked like him?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also banned the advertizing of the new Mulan movie because the backlash for Disney drew too much attention to the camps in the region it was filmed in

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    Sean Murphy Garabedian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok as an American I completely understand why we support Taiwan. Today Taiwan is a democracy and the first country in Asia to legalize gay marriage. But the Chinese perspective on this is very different. First of all, Taiwan wasn’t a democracy until the 1980s. Up until that point, it had been under martial law for 40 years, and the country was ruled by the Chiang family. Second of all, during the Chinese civil war, the nationalists (who founded Taiwan) brutally slaughtered student activists on numerous occasions, censored the press, and held an iron grip on power without elections. Chiang Kai-shek’s grandson was literally part of the Nazi army when it invaded Poland. He was there, fighting with the Germans, in Poland. Of course China doesn’t like Taiwan, and of course China doesn’t want other countries interfering. The island of Taiwan has been part of China for hundreds of years. Obviously modern Taiwan is a much more fair society than China, but it’s important to know the history.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Taiwan is the Republic of China, so...

    Aiden Chen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k you im from Taiwan I hope you step on a Lego and get a paper cut

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Actually, Taiwan is a countrie. Taiwan is the only real China, and all the continental part of Taïwan which calls itself PPC is actually a bunch of rebellious provinces ruled by an illegitimate government.

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    #98

    Feels Bad To Laugh

    Feels Bad To Laugh

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    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaw that sign is cute. id go to prom if omeone did that

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every "promposal" is cringe.

    Madison Sadler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would totally accept that promposal!!!

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this ain't cringe this is adorable!

    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rejected so fast wtf💀💀💀💀💀

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean..... I wouldn’t like it but a Dbz fan would.

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    #99

    A Kid In A Discord Server I'm In Posts Sh*t Like This Sometimes. It's Almost Scary How Dumb He Thinks We Are

    A Kid In A Discord Server I'm In Posts Sh*t Like This Sometimes. It's Almost Scary How Dumb He Thinks We Are

    TinyCatStomper4000 Report

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, this kid doesn't know where mammels come from. To use that argument, you would have to go all the way back to the first single cells, which are still and anomaly to scientists, because they basicly just spontaniously apeered, and no-one knows where exactly it came from.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and then an American bald eagle flew into the classroom

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creationists make up fake stories like this all the time. It's all they have left. What's sad about this is you can safely bet this kid's twisted views came directly from the parents

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the resounding silence was that the teacher realized that he misspoke and said that we evolved from monkeys rather than saying that we share a common ancestor with monkeys. Would completely explain his humiliation. Common misconception about evolution. Assuming of course this all went down just as the poster said (and who would lie online).

    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the Homecoming Queen begged him for a date and the Varsity football captain carried his books home from school…

    K J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, knew this was fake but the moment he said the online students unmuted i knew it was impossible. We would rather die than unmute ourselves.

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And than he woke up from his dream and realised the teacher was calling his name from past 3 minutes

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    #100

    That Family Tree Is A Whole Tesseract

    That Family Tree Is A Whole Tesseract

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    Derek Dufrane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's banjos in the distant hills

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *discordant banjos, because the flippers make it hard to play

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    I'm lay sheep in China
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another one: I'm in Love with my Father

    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Habsburg. Because that is where this is heading.

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *x-files theme plays in background as i try and figure this sh*t out*

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    #101

    What The

    What The

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    Venatrix324
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god. Oh god. OH god. OH God. OH GOd. OH GOD.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upada453p3M*

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the job of Florida Man?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't Michigan. Not enough abandoned car factories.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's why little kids like Elmo so much

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...well uhhh... can't anything anything about this.

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    #102

    Fortnite Bad

    Fortnite Bad

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    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look how they massacred my stonks

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And now, you’ve gone officially too far, buddy.”

    Stalin's Moustache
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still like it, dont hate on me, i play cuz its fun, its the toxic 9 yr olds that make it cringy

    A_bored_student999
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play it cuz its sometimes fun to play with freinds.

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    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY MUST FORTNITE RUIN EVERYTHING 😭😭😭😭 First the Mandalorian and the Avengers, now this

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    #103

    For Real I Hate This

    For Real I Hate This

    hospitalcottonswab Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who has ever heard Musk speak knows he's autistic, it's not some major revelation. Source: I'm autistic.

    Myrkur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit jokes about autism in a bad way too often honestly. I recently saw a post that was a question like "how can you see if someone has autism?" and there were several comments saying stuff like "they don't wear a mask". And also on the meme pages making jokes that everyone who is on that page is autistic and therefore dumb and useless. Hurts to read as an autistic person.

    Gilmore Girls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Why would anyone do that? That shocks me, and I'm a pessimist.

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    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that supposed to excuse him from his idiotic decisions?

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    #104

    For Once, I Think I Side With China On This One?

    For Once, I Think I Side With China On This One?

    ObiWahnKenobi Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a fan of the Chinese government but this seems like a good thing. Conspicuous consumption is gross.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Binge eating, mukbangs, and competitive eating contests are all disgusting.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here in the States, we have a lot of weird eating contests and they are so gross. Just absolutely vile.

    Kat Olmstead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy irritates the heck out of me. I can't stand watching a single second of his YouTube content.

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I can't be shown eating a roll of raw Toll House (yes, Phoebe's aunt's recipe) cookie dough? Never going there, and I so wanted to show it on red china.

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to agree with China on this one... Binge-eating videos are just too creepy

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That photo looks terrible. Why the heck would anyone want to do that 🤮

    #105

    Read. Another. Book

    Read. Another. Book

    Lordgrimtheinvncble Report

    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I would drown to as I have never seen a reason to read Harry Potter

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking now of when Black told Snape "Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?" 😂

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I do dislike Harry Potter very much, and I would do the same thing to anybody who insulted Warriors, so to each their own I guess.

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like harry potter but dislike jk rowling

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JK Rowling writes Harry Potter series: "Uncrowned Queen of Literature". JK Rowling has views on gender "Bïtch!"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Potterheads are real cringe material... Just like any other hardcore fan.

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    #106

    Only Real Gamerz Will Understand

    Only Real Gamerz Will Understand

    Pokeball_connoisseur Report

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    #107

    So Many Of Us Are In The Same Boat Bro

    So Many Of Us Are In The Same Boat Bro

    jesuslovesme69420 Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go jump off a cliff you self-indulgent buttmonkey.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    That's mean and unjustified.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my calculations... You can do it whenever you want.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now! You should retire and go away...far away...for ever and ever......

    Vic 404
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I had your "problems".....

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you find your 19y/o trophy wife.

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    #108

    Haha Girl Bad Boy Good

    Haha Girl Bad Boy Good

    watercomputer Report

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost all of these “girls vs boys” memes are just “boy quirky haha, girl boring booo”. It’s idiotic.

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    ° ʝʊֆȶ ʏօʊʀ ǟʋɛʀǟɢɛ ǟʟɨɛռ °
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don’t like these sort of memes because that are always/usually sexist

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "grasp the child firmly" tho 😂😂😂😅

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm that, as a girl, I would also do this.

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's this f*****g second picture? OO'

    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there was one person who would be crazy about the kid, like they would get mad when someone else wpuld talk to the kid

    #109

    This Poor Man

    This Poor Man

    AnySeason9104 Report

    Alex K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his problems are not skin deep

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he was kinda hot first, what a waste of a normal looking guy

    #110

    He Speaks Japanese

    He Speaks Japanese

    Dr_TAM Report

    Kno
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. The old 'i watched an anime and i know alll about Japan'. Poor soul.

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen almost every Godzilla movie, but one of them was in Japanese and had English subtitles so now I speak Japanese.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To speak may be separate from reading it?

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she says that she's not japanese. which you would know if you knew japanese.

    Gilmore Girls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for translating that, but I wish that she said "go away loser".

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Dom can speak Japanese but only reads romaji?

    Alex K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet she said baka gaijin

    Ross Warren
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never Even seen it and I know that the show is called Attack on Titan, not Attack of the Titan.

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty certain it's Attack On Titan but could be wrong. Is there an anime called Attack Of The Titan as well?

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he speaks japEnese, not japAnese

    ° ʝʊֆȶ ʏօʊʀ ǟʋɛʀǟɢɛ ǟʟɨɛռ °
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT HE JUST SAID HE SPEAKS JAPANESE 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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    #111

    F

    F

    PLEASEDONTBANMEOK Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you spent your money on her by choice bc you thought she was going to be into you

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    #112

    Excuse Me!!!

    Excuse Me!!!

    Jeeorge Report

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who on YouTube, or anywhere for that matter, cares how much reddit karma you have? Hint: No one cares.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even corporations can love animals. 🐶🐾🥰

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they block out her name? Anyone with a little sister knows who Aphmau is.

    #113

    Yeah Man I Feel Horny When I Look At My 2k Rupees Note

    Yeah Man I Feel Horny When I Look At My 2k Rupees Note

    harerp Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh yeah... A 2 euros coin with Juan-Carlos's face on it... So good... Hmmm... Oh, I see that a seat in parliamentary wants to join us... Yeah..."

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masturbating is normal, but you don't have to tell us that you do it or why.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Oh, God, the 100 quintillion pengo note. AAAAAAH!' *cums* /s

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no. You got it wrong. You ARE a jerk.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, you do you. You're just not the one with the lizar- Nevermind.

    #114

    Vice Journalism At Its Finest

    Vice Journalism At Its Finest

    sebikuraz Report

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's far more to the story - the author was burnt out from demands and expectations based on not being white: https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5x5ny/why-i-quit-being-a-climate-activist

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also this topic kind of comes up in the recent show I May Destroy You, kind of explains it well I thought

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd. I thought the color of climate activism was *green*. ....

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be ideal. That means not making assumptions about people based on their identity.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This on should be on the top of the list.

    Maria M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's almost like,,, there are poc climate activists,,, if you genuinely cared about poc and the climate you'd seek them out lmfao

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #115

    Astrology Isn't Real

    Astrology Isn't Real

    MEAUUX Report

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    #116

    Op Got Exposed

    Op Got Exposed

    XFalzar Report

    #117

    Can You Hear This "Tics And Roses"?

    Can You Hear This "Tics And Roses"?

    Streend Report

    real._.izuku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea please don't joke about having any kind of mental disease. it makes almost all daily functions hard

    Chaotic-Pansexual-Gemini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I actually do have Tourette’s and it’s low-key really hard. I pretend it’s funny and it’s no big deal to make others comfortable but it can be really tiring. It makes me so mad to see people bullying kids with tics or pretending to have tics to get attention.

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    Minha Khan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like this with many mental diseases. I have OCD (diagnosed) and it hurt when people joked about it

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person with Tourette's, I just don't know what to say to this...

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I've got several disorders and none of them are fun. Stop acting like they're all glamorous. They're not.

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should really stop thinking mental problems are good. Like, It’s not confirmed yet but I have a high chance to have depression and/or anxiety and people treat it like its something to brag about. Bro wtf depression kills around 800000 people per year wtf is wrong with society.. also, could someone tell me what tourette is? thx

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    #118

    This Article

    This Article

    im-still-right Report

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Seems legit. Great way to dodge a bullet.

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    #119

    Clickbait Like This

    Clickbait Like This

    eeman0201 Report

    Moonscorpion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get this some one pls explain

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like this YouTuber posted a video claiming that he quits YouTube and that he'll no longer be active, but then, 2 days later, posts a video with the title, "Why I'm Coming Back To YouTube"

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    #120

    Love The 92/8 Ratio

    Love The 92/8 Ratio

    MrFluffernutter00 Report

    Peter Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming that all of the 10% of 152k votes are individual people and not repeat voters, he has a potential market of $75k a month.

    #121

    "Normalise Girls Cheating"

    "Normalise Girls Cheating"

    Redditscrollernr100 Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Multiple significant others doesn't automatically mean cheating.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polyamory is so far away from most people's comfort zone that they just can't seem to stop themselves from showing their prejudive against it. It's ironic considering that statistically so many of them will end up cheating on their partners.

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    #122

    E - Rejected

    E - Rejected

    CelestinaLam Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the entire rest of the night ?! Wow, that guy must really be devastated...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you wouldn't believe it if you had not seen it.

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    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why post stuff like this? fishing for attention at it's finest

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in this case, is e-rejected a rejection via internet or more as in... emo e rejected

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind of hard to talk to someone who only talks to people on "soial media" when they log off for the rest of the night. ;)

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    #123

    “I Like Anime And Kpop”

    “I Like Anime And Kpop”

    merothecat Report

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how come nobody who is says: I love Japan mentions kaiju movies. it's always anime.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just seems like a kid finding out about this stuff and trying to apply it. No cringe here.

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    #124

    Mmm Yesss, I'll Wear This To Class Today

    Mmm Yesss, I'll Wear This To Class Today

    alannVERTICAL Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Okay, it's an outfit with...hentai on it? Why? Ew.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't get to experiment with styles and clothes as a teen, you won't get the opportunity again.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sure, just don’t wear porn or anime porn to school!

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature at work--you can tell by his coloring that this beautiful specimen is in fact a highly toxic piece of trash, and his colors act as warning to females in particular!

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid in my sixth grade class had a sweatshirt like this and not a single teacher cared. He wore it for half the year. All the kids hated it so much

    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saw someone dressed like that at my school... cringe

    Kno
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have aged in embarrassment for him. I hope the internet never lets him live this one down.

    SJ Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of respect the confidence level of the wearer.

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    #125

    Flashback To When I Tried To Tell My Crush I Liked Her In Binary

    Flashback To When I Tried To Tell My Crush I Liked Her In Binary

    iamflying1234 Report

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so I hand-copied (as in tried to get each number into it by memory xd) it into a decoder, and I got: "Try using the same strategy for the first one" lol

    Art3mis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same I wish I had looked at comments lol, also if you put in blue numbers you get trytegy

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would laugh if i didn't do the same thing

    #126

    S**tty Thing To Say Ngl

    S**tty Thing To Say Ngl

    Basis_Fresh Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just so wrong, FFS America sort your sh!t out.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, we're trying but it isn't easy when the fascists have taken root and are doing everything they can to upend our democracy. The scary part is, they may succeed. You might get to see our country self-destruct in real-time. Stay tuned.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... this is great america... where kids has to do that to get medical treatment for his dad

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    #127

    All Hail Master Elon

    All Hail Master Elon

    dace154288 Report

    Susan Stead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, please, PLEASE go to Mars!

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Good luck even leaving Earth if Elon finishes his Starlink project ---> Kessler Syndrome

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    #128

    Are You Kidding Me

    Are You Kidding Me

    comrade_squidgy17 Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you film this?!

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you are the absolute dregs of humanity and will be going straight to the boiler room of hell. Wearing a jumper. And leg warmers.

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    Emmy she/her
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched this and its major clickbait. She doesn't even come close to passing. You can hear the heart monitor in the backgroound and not once does it flatline.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little girl in heaven : "Will I ever see my parents again?" Saint Peter : "Sure, let me check out my book... Hmmm... No. They ain't coming here."

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have like, ten thousand puppies, though. Make yourself comfortable.

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    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: she didn't die ( https://www.faithpot.com/little-girl-goes-heaven/ )! Bigotery level: expert

    𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that´s a relief! They´re still d***s though if they thought she was going to die and then they just...filmed it

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this is true this is some crazy s**t to NOT watch

    MantisGirl15
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl didn't die, she was just recovering from surgery and still on the effects of the anesthesia.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really cared about your daughter, you wouldn't film this or share it. You would be in the moment with her.

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    #129

    Mom Groups On Facebook Are In A Whole Different Realm

    Mom Groups On Facebook Are In A Whole Different Realm

    grove4lyf Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest you use this Tibetan organic oil that is called "call f*****g 911 you dumbass".

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! Petroleum! Coat yourself in it and jump in a volcano!

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i diagnose you with essential oil obsession and stupidity

    #130

    My Highschools New Mascot

    My Highschools New Mascot

    Never_Played_It Report

    Ian Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing is just begging for d**k and balls vandalism

    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have some sympathy! The poor thing has obviously been gelded.

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    Nataly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CURSED PLEASE GIVE IT PANTS

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Perhaps you should read the comment above that was made around 7 hours ago.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *monosodium glutamate intensifies*

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    #131

    Some Good Ol'cringe

    Some Good Ol'cringe

    GoobleGayTennis Report

    Alex K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh oh do heroin next! that'll show them!

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...maybe people don't like you because you post dumb s**t like this.

    riri_shizu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some idiot kid who thinks smoking d***s and getting addicted is a sign of manliness. It isn't. Or maybe they just become happy by defying people.

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    #132

    Real Fans Googled His Name You Effing Fake Fan!

    Real Fans Googled His Name You Effing Fake Fan!

    tuliheshmin Report

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be a big fan of their work and not know their name unless that person makes a big deal of their real name. I don't know this person to know how obvious their name is.

    #133

    Read Another Book

    Read Another Book

    theorangemisfit Report

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is actually kind of funny. It’s obviously made up but still

    #134

    What The F**k

    What The F**k

    Zozolecek Report

    riri_shizu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to the hentai jacket guy I feel this is already considerably tame.

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    #135

    He Couldn’t Hold Back

    He Couldn’t Hold Back

    CheeseLoverMax Report

    Confused Flamingo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the book bowed down and the carpet kissed their feet

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early-onset Parkinsons.

    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know. Finding out you raised a lunatic would be pretty upsetting.

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then this Roman dude with a hammer and some nails walked in . . .

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    #136

    Reddit Strong

    Reddit Strong

    Alex_Kolchak Report

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on reddit daily and this makes zero sense.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the first picture is more accurate.

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk about this. I go on reddit to look at goldfish.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember asking. Did you ask?

    Tess the ferret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have commented this too many times by now... Im sooo confused

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit is probably the best and healthiest social media... But this picture does not make sense.

    #137

    Remember Osvaldo Getting Doxxed? Well Now He Got Swatted

    Remember Osvaldo Getting Doxxed? Well Now He Got Swatted

    Dk785 Report

    #138

    What A Prick

    What A Prick

    Cockroach-Nation Report

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wannabe web-cartoonist, I'm proud of this kid, although he's older than me, so I'm proud of this guy.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little creepy to have seen thousands of fifteen year olds on line.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's insecure and wants to take someone down with them.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed, that guy is just an åss..

    riri_shizu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the idiot who shitted on this 15-year-old kid, please draw something funny and maybe we'll see.

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    #139

    I Just Wanted To Enjoy Something After School Man

    I Just Wanted To Enjoy Something After School Man

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    She looks like a cow with that piercing everyone is getting.

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    Cracked Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats like saying that if you used to watch Icarly you used to have a thing for feet

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    #140

    She’s Insufferable

    She’s Insufferable

    Throwaway-0364 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey you losers! You are not allowed to forget that I am hotter and better and more valuable than all of you!"

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a cartoon character when they step on a plank and it hits them in the face.

    readingthequibbler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope everyone here does know that GabbieHanna's whole career is based off jokes like so. She went from hating her body to loving it. I honestly find this funny because I know her past, and inspiring as someone with body issues.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...What is she trying to say?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks like the bikini woman from the gta v loading screen

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they said yes to ... that ... then let her have 'em.

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thinks she is hotter than she really is. Especially the face.. nothing special there.

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    #141

    Furry Paradise

    Furry Paradise

    TFOCyborg Report

    #142

    Niece Or Not

    Niece Or Not

    lilronhubbard Report

    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting. 70 years and you turned into a predator. You must be so proud of yourself. Piece of s**t.

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp. I’d say he’s lived plenty long enough

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    #143

    That’ll Teach Em

    That’ll Teach Em

    realalexjean Report

    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attacking someone for no reason... You are pathetic

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people like this. Let people have their own opinions and stop trashing people for theirs. It's a lower that low thing to do.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine if you believe in someone. Just because someone doesn't is not any reason to insult others that do.

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy with the cross had a good response to whoever posted the thing. Respect people’s religions. No religion is superior.

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he do not bother himself/herself with such "dumb thing" why in the first place ask someone to take off the cross. They shouldn't be bothered who is wearing what as a necklace

    Robin Caulfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like some of these aggressive atheist posts are BS, people out to make atheists look like real AHs. I'm agnostic, but have known quite a few atheists and have never seen this unprovoked in your face nonsense. The exception is when religious views and policies are being foisted upon us. I hope I don't get too much grief for saying this. Peace be with y'all.

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    #144

    Nevar Forget

    Nevar Forget

    AlwaysBamboozled Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The outfit speaks for itself...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YARR! THE WORST PIRATE TO CROSS THE 7 SEAS! NECKBEARD!

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frank Sinatra wants his hat back.

    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like he makes rick and morty jokes during school exams💀

    #145

    Ooooooo Scary Hacker Ooooo

    Ooooooo Scary Hacker Ooooo

    shankipanki06 Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hack because if you don't win every match in CoD your d**k will jump clean off your balls.

    riri_shizu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the difference between this and the 9/11 terror attacks but on a smaller scale? Both attempt to use a loss and justify a crime committed. It's so stupid.

    #146

    I Think I Finally Found Some Pure Cringe

    I Think I Finally Found Some Pure Cringe

    universal_boner Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REAL Metal-heads are the nicest people you can imagine! Just because we wear black and the music is loud doesn't mean that we are not empathetic towards other types of music. I might not know the rapper, but I DO care when his fans cry!

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Crackhead rapper". . .yeah because there aren't a bunch of drug addicted drunks in Rock music.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the saying again, Sex, Drugs, and Hip-Hop?

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    tamèreestchaude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now what in the name of the holy ghost and jesus h christ is the guy in the front on. crack? cocaine? meth? I need to know, he looks psychotic

    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rap is a much bigger W than metal💀

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I am listening to the Red Army Choir. I put it in my playlist as a joke to myself, but for some reason, if I leave it on shuffle, despite having over 24 hours of other songs on there, it always selects something from "The Best of the Red Army Choir".

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eminem: *sad medicine commercial noises*

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not giving a s**t" about the death of a stranger, okay... But insulting them and the people who are feeling pain is just plain evil.

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    #147

    When The Bed Is Sus

    When The Bed Is Sus

    JacobH42 Report

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to show people that?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being scared of a bean wearing a hazmat suit

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than showing us where the imposter touched him...

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    #148

    Classic

    Classic

    simpforkermit Report

    Nataly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *guitar plays* SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    Sowieso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a viewer thing? Some kind of made up teenager game?

    #149

    No U Dont

    No U Dont

    unloved_imp922 Report

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what universe? She has a nose, anime dude doesn't. Anime dude has a partial butt crack in place of. Eww, smelly.

    riri_shizu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look like you need a haircut.

    #150

    Gets Doxxed For Calling Cardi B Trash

    Gets Doxxed For Calling Cardi B Trash

    MrFluffernutter00 Report

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    #151

    This Had 7k Upvotes

    This Had 7k Upvotes

    SimpleTragety Report

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    #152

    A Friend Of Mine Posted This To Her Story. I Don't Get It

    A Friend Of Mine Posted This To Her Story. I Don't Get It

    The_real_shrek_ Report

    #153

    Koreaboo

    Koreaboo

    sealie33 Report

    ProbablyIsaac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm korean rn, does that mean i'll be white in my next life??

    #154

    Hm

    Hm

    Real_Cowboy_Patrick Report

    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂... No.

    Myrkur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they all left the group lmao

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, what the actual f**k.

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    #155

    I Don't Know Why This Is Hurting Me So Much To Look At

    I Don't Know Why This Is Hurting Me So Much To Look At

    MirrorJackal Report

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    #156

    When You're Begging For Likes

    When You're Begging For Likes

    -LexXi- Report

    #157

    2007 Kids

    2007 Kids

    LoreezyNL Report

    ProbablyIsaac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate these traumacore idiots

    Cracked Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is especially annoying cuz she posts stuff like this on the daily

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    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate people that use “✨” with words and do this “-“ after every sentence💀

    Lord pretzell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god is this the wolf girl who’s always on cringetopia? Man sh just keeps going

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    '07 kids? I'm an '08 kid! I must be old!

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    This girl is 18+! No way born in '07! And what TRAUMA girl????? In MY live I had to cope with 9/11 the death of Michael Jackson and the rise of Terrorism like IS. So far.

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    #158

    We Live In A Public Bathroom

    We Live In A Public Bathroom

    GenderBenderBitch Report

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    #159

    Reddit Headquarters

    Reddit Headquarters

    mcguffin99 Report

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    #160

    For Sh*t Sake

    For Sh*t Sake

    ISuckAtMaths12 Report

    #161

    "Georgy, This Is The Store That Sells The Juul, My Mom Gave Me 20 Dollars Lets Go Bro"

    "Georgy, This Is The Store That Sells The Juul, My Mom Gave Me 20 Dollars Lets Go Bro"

    epicman2246 Report

    Ayaan Pareek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh that kid has a tik tok beanie like WHY

    #162

    Anyone Else Starting To Find This A Bit Repetitive?

    Anyone Else Starting To Find This A Bit Repetitive?

    Antinatalist_Femboy Report

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