40 People Who’ve Reached New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group
InterviewCringe is as cringe does. Even though the internet is full of wonderful things like cat pics, wholesome local news, and articles written by yours truly, it’s also home to the vast and spooky wilderness where you’ll find the most bizarre and cringe-worthy posts. And it’s the members of the ‘Cringetopia’ subreddit that bears the heavy burden of documenting the cringiest examples to share (and publicly mock!) with the world. These cringetopians have a duty to show us what to never ever do while at the same time providing us with some hilariously weird content.
We’ve collected some of the best recent posts that will make your face contort, your mind reel, and your lips say, “Oh God, why?! Please, no!” Remember to upvote the cringiest pics that hurt you emotionally (and maybe even physically). Oh, and if you haven’t had enough internet for today, then be sure to check out our previous posts about the ‘Cringetopia’ subreddit right over here: Part 1 and Part 2.
What the 1.3-million-strong ‘Cringetopia’ community teaches us is that cringey posts are more common than we might think. And we’ve all no doubt done embarrassing things that we still remember in the shower or late at night when we should be sleeping. However, ignoring these feelings and running away from them is far from healthy.
Bored Panda had a talk with a couple of the subreddit's moderators to learn more about how the massive community is managed, as well as how to live with the cringey things that we've done in the past (spoiler warning: it's to take responsibility for your mistakes and live life with courage). Scroll down for our interviews with them, as well as for our chat about embarrassment with award-winning social psychologist Vanessa Bohns, the author of the forthcoming book 'You Have More Influence Than You Think.'
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Dork A** Losers
Classic. Seen this one so many times and enjoying them being roasted.
lol their names are Rational MALE and DarK Triad MAN. that's.....self explanitory.
White men have tried stealing the cultures of other nations…since the Age of Exploration
W H I T E P E O P L E A M I R I G H T!!!
It's amazing that people adopt regardless of what race the child is, but I hope that they do instil some of the cultures and traditions that would be seen in a child living in normal household for people of that race/nationality /ethnicity... That's the only concern really!! The person above is a sore loser for complaining about people adopting and giving a better life to kids :')
Load More Replies...I know parents who are of different skin colors, and their kids struggle a bit with "whose side they're on", but.... I think the problem is that society expects there to be "sides" in all this. Not just "Hi, I'm a person, and my parents love me". And that saddens me beyond words.
I took a friend's daughter (french+tunisian) to Disneyland and the poor 5yo said to me "i wish i was not an arab!" because she was traumatized by terrorists attacks who happens to be perpertrated by "arabs" and arabs looking people were really stigmatized after it. I had to explain to her that her gorgeous blond curly hair came from the mix and that she should be proud of having 2 cultures, talking 2 languages, that this was a great asset and not a shame at all... A fu...ing 5YO. Indeed the society has a problem, putting such sad things in kids heads, she was in Disneyland and worried about being "half-terrorist" because society teach her "arabs=terrorists".
Load More Replies...It really concerns me how many people seem to consider that blatant anti "white" racism is a good thing. No kind of discrimination based on skin colour is good.
Sorry, honestly, I don't see any anti-white racism in there? I understood it as "how can they adopt a 'less worthy' non-white child?'.
Load More Replies...How can you hate a race so much that you blame their actions of pure love?
How do you know that the person who wrote that wasn't white and was angry that they adopted 'less worthy non-white children'??
Load More Replies...I know several white people who have adopted nonwhite kids. They are hyper-aware of the potential problems, and belong to all sorts of parenting groups, and make sure their kids grow up known their birth "culture," whether it's Chinese, Black American, or Indian. They were prepared for racism, and while they've gotten crappy comments from white people, it is more often POC who confront them for taking a nonwhite child away from their culture, whitewashing them, and/or claiming this is "just like" residential schools/child abuse/conversion therapy/colonialism. MYOFB.
as jesus spake: love one another....if....they're the same skin color? hrm. that doesn't sound right, does it...
My family (Brazilians with Spanish heritage) have adopted 2 black kids and they are as much my little brothers as my other not so little brother and I'd kill and die for any of them
The Woman Is The Cringe One Here, In Case Anyone Is Confused
I laughed. Let's just open doors out of consideration for others, instead of reading something negative into it. I've held doors for men who were pushing strollers or carrying a lot of stuff.
That's what I do. Just because I'm male don't assume I want to feel like I control people
Load More Replies...I hold the door to everyone: it's called politeness, nothing to do with so called patriarchy. Calling subconscious to almost evrything it's just a way to avoid to have to explain. I'm tired of this...
Um. I'm a woman and I ALWAYS open doors for people (especially if their hands are full) and hold them for people who are right behind me. That's just basic good manners.
So strange. I was never given the misogynistic patriarchy handbook growing up, I was just taught to open doors to be polite for any-ol'-body. Thanks for this clarification, I have a lot of oppression to catch-up on administering now
Yeah yeah. But let's talk about people holding doors for you when you are at 15 meters of the said door... that's savage :D
Silly. I hold the door for anyone who's behind me, because I'm not a rude jerk.
Keep Your Neck
So while the world has been trying to explain to everyone that "no" means no, this person is saying, "Well, actually.... if he really loves you then no means yes." She's ruining everything for everybody.
For f**k's sakes, blocking someone should mean "Stay the f**k out of my life!" and not "I want to marry a stalker".
I'm guessing but it sounds like it's their (effed up) version of playing hard to get, and that only men who "fight" for you deserve you.
Load More Replies...A woman saying "I love you and, by the way, I also blocked you." will end up asking why the guy she loves is now dating another woman.
"Marry a guy who will harass you against your will"? I thought it was precisely what people usually don't want...
So you are seaking a stalker that does not respect a boundary? Ok then, I think I will pass on this one, as it will only give rise to confusion, suffering and the risk of hurting another human being really bad due to a misunderstanding, since no mean yes, and go away means come here. I am not sophisticated enough to play those games, nor do I want to be, as I see them as dishonest and dangerous, and I don't want to be around a person with so little belief in me that she constantly feel the need to test me.
$4k Rent
If you’re an adult who’s rent is less than $4,000/month, then YOU DON’T LIVE IN NYC! 🤣
My mortgage is a quarter of that. This is one of the dumbest tweets I've ever seen. I had a big apartment 15 years ago in a nice area and I was paying just over 600 per month.
Or you don't live in NYC. Have a 4 bedroom house with a pool and my mortgage is $800 a month.
I have a 3 bedroom 2500 square foot home with a sizeable back yard, an inground pool, a space to park my boat and RV, and a mountain view for $1,033/mo. That includes taxes and insurance. In the USA, yes. Arizona to be precise. Great weather and a beautiful state!
Load More Replies...Jaz likes to show off. Now I wonder, does she pay that large sum as well or does she has a hubby/sugardaddy who pays the bill...............
That's a phenomenally high cost of living. My mortgage is (adj for exchange rate) $1015. Working backwards, a mortgage payment of $4k at current interest rate of 4.6% over 25 years would net you a house worth half a million, nearly 200k more than the average UK house price. Or an average house in London, which skews the statistics in any case and is widely known to be unaffordable to most people.
My ex gf wanted to move to a particular part of London, until I pointed out that a bedsit above a pizza place with no shower and a public shared toilet was £2k p/m. Granted that was Crystal Palace which is known to be an expensive area.
Load More Replies...So Much For Independent
One of those entitled ones who believe that tjey should get paid for having a vagina
Load More Replies...Fjallmadur told me that the best way to confront embarrassing and cringey situations is to fully admit to them. "A person should own up to their mistakes and embarrassments because it makes them a better person. If you're too concerned about doing something that may make people laugh at you, then you're never going to live," the mod noted to Bored Panda that being afraid of embarrassing ourselves can't have a wider impact on how we tend to live our lives.
"The jocks think the geeks are cringey, and geeks think the jocks are. And everyone thinks bronies and furries are cringey. Someone will always be there to make fun of you," Fjallmadur said, urging people to not mind the critics. "Live your life the best you can."
Meanwhile, redditor Tejmar, another 'Cringetopia' moderator, told Bored Panda that the people behind the community are absolutely awesome and laid back. "I can say this mod team is one of the friendliest and easy-going groups I've been a part of," they praised their colleagues.
Cultural Appropriation
Don’t be so quick to judge, people. Actually know what you’re complaining about.
Imagine how much nicer a world it would be if the infamous slogan actually read 'Live, laugh, love and know what you are complaining about"
Load More Replies...The phrase "cultural appropriation" annoys me, surely dressing like another culture shows respect and appreciation? Or are all the African people (for instance) who don't dress in traditional African dress, appropriating white culture? People need to stop looking for offence in everything others say and do!!
Thank you! I agree with every word you said. I think if you wanna do your homework, we can trace different clothing, food, hairstyles, ect. back in history, and see that many cultures do/wear/eat things that other cultures do, and everything starts some where; and it's passed down generations, and cross culturally. I think a lot of us would be surprised , at the things we give little to no thought of, actually started outside our "history". With that being said; Any part, of any culture, should absolutely not be used in any manner to blatantly and intentionally insinuate negativity towards, or about that culture. Also, I think out of respectfulness, that if an issue is raised, we should take a moment to consider whether it indeed does have a legitimate and reasonable cause, or, if it is just part of the current trend of over-sensitivity.
Load More Replies...Social Justice Warriors - breaking down bonds and building walls wherever they go. I really wish they would all just stay at home and play with the cat.
@ Scagsy: Nice thought.....................but poor cat😢
Load More Replies...Why is it always a white person yelling at others on behalf of others? I remember the story about a little girl having a japanese tea ceremony and people where going berserk until a japanese man told they to shut up because most japanese are happy people like their culture.
It is a form of racism when white people assume that other races need white people to speak for them, as if they don't have a voice of their own to speak up for themselves. It is also very racist to determine what clothes one can wear based on that persons skin color.
Load More Replies...Should have kept the rest of the explanation because it gets exponentially better. https://www.boredpanda.com/girl-accuses-sony-cultural-appropriation-shakuhachi-bamboo-flute-cornelius-boots/
I wish more ppl knew the diff between appreciation and appropriation. Also, stop telling ppl what they are doing is wrong. That's an opinion, (generally) not a fact. Not everyone in a specific culture might be offended anyway. If it's your culture, fine, but you also don't speak for everyone within your culture. Do your research and maybe learn something.
This is why I don’t care about the whole diversity thing. If the person is good, they are good.
I've been accused of cultural appropiation several times. Funny thing is, it was NEVER by ppl from the culture I was supposed to be appropiating. I actually asked several ppl from the culture if they thought what I did was wrong and surprise, no one said that was the case. LOL. Keyboard warriors, go and do something with your life, please.
Facepalm
Yeah. Its great. You can NEVER roll your ankle, cause we don't have them./s
Yes. And y'know what? My period still hurts way more than the ankle ever did. And I have it every month. I only rolled my ankle *once* in my life!
I would rather roll over my ankle once a month then deal with this BS
Load More Replies...Why is everyone always trying to say something is more painful than period pains? Can't we just be trusted when we say the feel like being punched in the gut ten thousand times by the cursed egg maker that hates us for not getting pregnant??
But I thought we were just doing it to get attention, and this endometriosis is just a made-up thing...? /s
Load More Replies...yes. and men complain a kick in a crotch is worse than giving birth to a child. labour can last for more than 20 hours. imagine someone kicking you in the crotch for 20 hours? now you know what labour is like.
Oh but that’s not even bad enough, we woman get literally ripped open giving birth, even if he got kicked in the crotch for 20 hours that’s still not being ripped open like us . God that sounded brutal saying it like that.
Load More Replies...Um… a literal doctor said that period pains can be as painful as a heart attack.
Was he born with his head up his ass? Maybe this caused his mother to die in childbirth, leading to him being a complete jackass!
Have you ever bled out of your 🐱 ONCE EVERY MONTH?! Oh wait u can’t nevermind
Why are men trying to one-up period cramps? Dude, this is not the "Pain Olympics"
Want Another Baby But Your Husband Doesn't? Just Get Him Drunk
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Load More Replies...That's gonna be a major 'YIKES' from me. I hope that cow never has a boyfriend thinking raping your partner to have another child without his consent is okay
He doesn't want another, so she needs to accept that and not try to force the issue.
How screwed up in the head can these people possibly be? Rape is rape, no matter the gender. The "guys can't get raped" mentality is so f****d up and proves these girls are so out of touch. They don't even realize they are perpetuating rape culture.
This kind of manipulation makes me sick to my stomach. It is not okay.
Their parents must be so proud. Women like this are utterly vile, I worry for any man who ends up with either of them.
Easy Mistake
I saw something like this where a guy was asking about his grill on a p*** subreddit. (r/bbq vs. r/bbw) It was on a youtube video.
I feel sorry that they were too stupid to look at the other comments
Just Stop
yes, but that doesn’t justify anything, she’s still creepy af
Load More Replies...WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF STRANGERS!?!?! YOU NEED PERMISION FOR THAT!!!!!!
In the UK you can legally take pictures of anything and anyone who is in a public area.
Load More Replies...yeah, it really upsets me when gals think they can get away with this. It's really creepy.
Exactly! Wonder if she would have ran to the police or publicly shamed him if the roles were reversed? I don't think it's ok either direction, but sometimes it seems things are ok for females to do, but not the males.
Load More Replies...She Is Not The Cringe But Those 6k Neck Beards Are! I Freaking Love Her Idea
Never gonna give you never gonna let you never gonna play around and hurt you
Never gonna make you cry! Never gonna say goodbyeee! Never gonna tell a lie! And hurt you!
Load More Replies...The people who tuned in are the cringies in this one.
Load More Replies...Earlier, I spoke with social psychologist Vanessa about other aspects of embarrassment as well. She noted that we ought to embrace our embarrassment instead of shying (or running!) away from it. Not only does it help our reputation, it also helps us accept the fact that we can’t always be perfect.
"We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa told Bored Panda previously.
Uh
It may be funny to the person doing it, but it is very disrespectful to the shop staff who deal with this exact same unoriginal nonsense all the time. Nobody condones that person who doesn't reshelve their books after browsing- how about we show the same respect to the staff by not messing up their shelves for a cheap laugh online.
I used to work for Borders Books & Music in Columba, MD and I'd rather have this guy move books around than the guy we had to deal with. He was taking Bibles into the bathroom, wiping feces on the pages, then putting them back onto the shelves. At this time the stores didn't have those tag detectors leading into the bathrooms.
Load More Replies...When the comments are just as stupid as the post. Guy was being an annoying prick and some of you have the nerve to praise the moron. Mind your own damn business and let people have their beliefs. If it doesn't hurt you, then shut up and chill.
Lmao thanks for acknowledging our existence
Load More Replies...Respect goes both ways though. When religion starts to encroach upon my own personal freedoms then I feel like religion does not respect me.
Load More Replies...Now try that with the Quran and then put your face on the internet.Just do it if you wanna be a "funny and smart" guy.I always see people mocking christians but those people NEVER make fun of muslims or jews.So go ahead and be special
That is incredibley dumb and inconsiderate f**k off before you cause anymore harm
Load More Replies...The Bible is not fiction. Even as an Atheist you should know that it’s proofed that most of the writings are historically. That’s science.
this is just rude. it doesn't matter if you believe in the Bible or not, but as long as no one is using their religion to hurt people, let people have their beliefs. and ik some of you will probably say "but they do use their religion to hurt people!" and while some Christians do, there are also plenty of Christians that are nice, respectful people. as long as people are being nice, please be respectful of beliefs.
Whats The Point Of This
I'm tempted more by Satin, but that's part of the fabric of my being. (I'll show myself out.)
Load More Replies...y did i read satan as santa? i was quite confused until i read he comments
It is! I would have called my Son thus, if it wasn't forbidden
Load More Replies...Oh I really dislike these kinds of posts. To begin with, I don't put words in Jesus' mouth, nor Satan's, so I know they didn't actually say this. It's just clickbait for stupid people.
What The F Is Twitter
You're only saying that because of whatever color you are. :)
Load More Replies...oh god, someone once pulled the "black people business" card on me once, then proceeded to tag me in multiple "joke" videos saying white people should leave the country
I'm so sick of attitudes like this girl! Black people think they can say and do anything they want...think again!
"Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” the social psychologist noted that embarrassment occurs when reality doesn’t align with our view of ourselves. In short, embarrassment denotes a contrast between our subjectivity and objective reality.
“One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you.”
When You Just Want A Legitimate Business
Retired nurse, people have no shame, no sense, no manners, and many, many more noes.
Load More Replies...My best friend used to work in a massage salon before she became a nurse. I would pick her up in the evening, because she didn't have a car and usually spend about an hour waiting for her to end her shift. About six times in two years she apparently was asked for an 'extra' while I was there, called me in, pointed at me and said 'He is gonna do it.' The first time I didn't even know what was going on, after that, she had full permission to call me in. She had the idea after watching a comedy sketch.
"this is our happy ending specialist. You won't recognise yourself when he's through with you"
Load More Replies...What kind of bedtime stories are you reading? I only like the ones with happy endings.
Because there are men who think every woman who works in a public capacity owes them something.
I used to do massage for years and years. We wore scrubs. It looked like a doctor's office. Nothing about the place would give the impression that we did anything "extra", E.V.E.R. Yet, we'd still get asked. Some dudes even pitched a tent. I mean, come on. Yes, those places are everywhere, and though the don't advertise "happy endings"....I'm pretty sure you would catch that vibe, if it was. Nasty effers....
Right? Like a massage place that’s open at 11 at night, probably does that kind of thing. But wearing scrubs in a medical-looking office, come on. Read the room. That’s what tindr is for 🤣
Load More Replies...After a car accident, I had to go to therapy. As part of that i went to get massaged. They ALL have all these signs up, and halfway through the girls strip naked and offer for an extra $50 you can have anything you want. each time it happened I went to a different place. Same signs, "you ask for sex we call police", and yet each time, the girls strip naked and offer.
(only time it didnt happen was when i took my wife with me)
Load More Replies...they should pretend they're gonna like "ok sir, lie back and think of england" and then just film them lying there like the low lives they are
Unfortunately it's illegal to film them but i like the way you are thinking
Load More Replies...Probably because so many massage places actually do that
Load More Replies...There's nothing immoral about prostitution. It should be regulated and taxed. Why should one have to be in a relationship to enjoy sex. And, for those religious nuts who think sex is only for reproduction, go fuuck yourself!
Wow Real Help
Actually, 7 days ago I would have agreed with you 100%. But since, I realized that it only cost me an additional $2/mo to upgrade my YT Music to include YT premium and skip all ads. $2/mo is totally worth it to me. So friggin nice.
Load More Replies...YouTube has become an ad player with videos. It's so gross they changed their policy and will now slap ads on videos creators didn't want monetized in the first place. YT is unusable without adblock.
It can cost upwards of $1000 USD for one ride, plus hospital costs.
Load More Replies...Mobile and iPad users can’t block ads on the app.
Load More Replies...yeah my first thought when i see someone who can't breath is, oh s**t. i better look on Youtube
Well they might not have known how to do the Heimlich Maneuver so they were finding a demonstration.
Load More Replies...How about calling 911 or equivalent rather than going on YouTube? Jeepers, people.
Extremely high cost? Very slow response time? Elder told her not to call? Doesn't trust doctors? Those are j💜ust a few possible reasons someone wouldn't dial 911.
Load More Replies...That Is A Good Question
I assume she thinks this a seductive pose. One of the most off-putting things I have ever seen, and then the misguided thought that "twitter" could actually accomplish anything.
ive seen belle delphine do that same pose, (a video talking about a belle delphine post) maybe she just tried to do the same and get famous lol
Load More Replies...“Not only do I have no discernible talent to warrant being famous, I ALSO expect other people to do the work for me”.
''You wanna be unidentified victim #261 in the new crime drama? Your face will be covered in a lot of dirt and blood though so you probably wont be recognized''
that's fine as long as her tongue sticks out... e.g. because she was strangled
Load More Replies...The expert continued: “So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react.” So while embracing our embarrassment is the healthy (and socially useful) way to react, trying to cover up our own faults and mistakes creates the opposite, negative effect.
“The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect that embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in.”
Huh
Wait, Wait, Wait!!! She's cheating, but blaming him for her cheating but he's toxic? Her mind is more twisted than a pretzel.
its sad but true ppl will put the blame on their significant other so they dont feel bad for cheating. they will literally come up with some delusion and believe its true just so they dont feel bad.
Load More Replies...Kind of reminiscent of the girl who suggested that homeless people should stop being homeless and just buy a house.
And of course it had to be tiktok, ofc tiktok has some good stuff, but if u put that clown detector in there it would explode
Social Media in general is a circus - Conspiracy nuts on Facebook, SJW's and rightwingers (nothing in between) on Twitter, Tide Pod munchers on TikTok. Worst use of the internet so far
Load More Replies...I think it is. I’ve seen a guy once post the same thing
Load More Replies...Got it. Men cheating? HELL NO. Girl cheating? A-okay. F**k off hypocrites.
Gatekeeping Children’s Names?
People do things like this because they are SO unbelievably desperate to be unique and drown in attention and entitlement. It's pretty disgusting. My son has a somewhat uncommon name (because literally it was the only name my wife and I could agree on). We recently met someone who has a son with the same name. I thought it was AWESOME! I certainly didn't feel the need to pick a fight with the guy. We thought it was cool and talked about all the different spellings people could use for it.
Load More Replies...(I can only hear it in a super southern accent)
Load More Replies..."Stop stealing my kid's middle name, random internet stranger. I thought of it first!" What TF is wrong with people?
So her daughter is Kenzie Kay [surname], was she hoping for a comic book role?
People Who "Fix Art"
"Fixing" art is such a stupid f**king trend. You're not "fixing" anything--you're a stupid, useless vain little sh*t with your head so far up your ass trolling for "woke" points that even a doctor can't surgically fix your idiocy. It's not about promoting anything good, it's about bullying others to make yourself feel good and it's so damn toxic I don't even know where to begin
Tumblr has some dank memes but it has an embarrassingly low IQ.
Load More Replies...Not unless they explicitly asked you for advice or you're their art teacher, in which case you still shouldn't, but at least then you're allowed to offer input
Load More Replies...Wtf is 'fixing art'? Is that a thing? Why would you fix art? Could I go and fix Picasso's cubist paintings? Or Dali's croocked watches?
"Fixing" art is a thing that began on Tumblr I think, where people take a character (usually female) that has pale skin/a thin frame/large breasts/other common/overdone trait or some combination thereof, and they redraw said character as PoC/obese or heavyset/with smaller breasts/with extra body hair/some combination thereof and claim they "fixed" it. Now, there's nothing inherently wrong with redrawing a character and adding or changing traits--the problem is the attitude that comes with it. While it's true we still have a long way to go with diversity in character designs and animation, people who claim to "fix" something act like THEIR design is the superior one and anyone who disagrees is wrong as well as racist/fatphobic/transphobic/sexist/what-have-you, which is completely stupid. You also end up with scenarios like this one described above, with people erasing the artist's identity by "fixing" HER OWN SELF-PORTRAIT and acting all high and mighty about it. It's just plain stupid
Load More Replies...Oh my god tell me WHO THAT PERSON WAS AND I WILL track them down >:((((((
I pretty Sure that’s not fixing it and it’s making it trash 🗑 Edit* why would they even make the person look obese And make them look like something that they are not and just because that don’t draw somebody that’s black doesn’t mean they are racist.
Another consequence of letting people's beliefs fall under an umbrella of "respect" You end up with people who offended by everything, or at least claim to be.
It's a contest to see who's more offended.
Load More Replies...There are many people who tend to assume they know everything about you better than you do... Burn bridges.
Airsoft
"Uncle" seems more likely than "friend" though. Then you "have to".
OMG Its drunk uncle! He ain't going to no graduation party! He gonna puke in the kitchen not bathroom!
Load More Replies...It sucks when he's your uncle or stepfather, though.
Load More Replies...I'm often that friend because of the wonders of ADHD brain. I hate this picture
I don't feel safe if our soldiers are drinking and flying that cheeto dust in the air, I'd rather have 1 Will Smith protect my country other than 1000 of those.
I'm embarrassed to say that this guy looks like my ex -_-
Height Of Stupidity
I was very close with my uncle. He was an enormous inspiration for me. Recently, he also sadly died because of Corona. It was so gruesome, fast and shocking. It's been a very hard time. These deniers and idiots make me want to hurt them so badly. It's because of such people that we can't even say goodbye to our loved ones on their deathbed. This just makes me cry again.
I am too angry to write anything coherent so I will just say condolences to you all. I hate people sometimes.
Load More Replies..."It wasn't covid, your hospital made that up!" ---- heard so often this last 15 months that we just sorta zone out and come back when they're done frothing and fussing, so we can spray them with rubbing alcohol and call security.
Since there were people dying of covid, but still denying it was covid, this doesn't come as a surprise. Some people just have a very high immunity for reason, facts and science.
"They didn't die of Covid!, they died of pneumonia (caused by covid)! " or heart failure (caused by covid) or organ failure (caused by covid)
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who sees the irony in the fact she used the 'the more you know" star???
My husband and I were both hospitalized with COVID, and I am dealing with severe long term health issues as a result. When my husband called my brother to tell him that we were in hospital, my brother started the "You know that's not real, right" crap. It's my understanding that my low-key, kind husband had a few choice words for him when he didn't know if his wife was going to live or die.
I Am Terrorist
Privileged entitled people who aren’t used to consequences…
Load More Replies...You're not "just a girl", you're a flaming moron. You SHOULD be good and scared.
Then she tries to pin it on her friend????!!! Girl be racist, rude, entitled and a rat.
same as saying "i have a bomb" in a airplane. people are f*****g stupid. people deserve punishment
All I said is I don't have a bomb on the airplane. Sir, you can't say bomb on an airplane. Bomb bomb Bomba Bomba ba bomp-Meet the Parents
Load More Replies...Best ways to get in trouble are sending messages like this to an airline or talking about hijacks, concealed guns and bombs on the airport. But some fools are just too thick to get that.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW SHES DID THAT TO HER FRIEND DAAAAAAAANG I feel so much betrayal BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW HER
It wasn't a friend. She claimed immediately she was sorry, then changed her tune to blaming a friend, trying to get herself off the hook.
Load More Replies...Prime America Moment
Once again, as an American, I feel the need to apologize to the world, for other Americans...
We spoke English before you! You broke off from us to start america and now you have. Our language.
Which we are taught in school during our compulsory years of education. We take American history classes in primary and secondary school. Plus, we have a big holiday every year where we celebrate declaring independence. They have to be profoundly dense to not have picked that up. But then over 70M people voted for Trump for a second term, so profoundly dense is kind of our brand.
Load More Replies...What's cringier? The American's stupidity or the bigotry of the caption? OK, the stupidity, but still the bigotry of the caption is a little hypocritical.
Classic Twitter
‘Come back from the horrors of war’ First, who would enlist you? Second, pretty sure you wouldn’t come back lazy git.
99.9% of the time a man used a variant of this sentence on me, they haven't been within 10 miles of a recruitment office. I honestly find them hilarious.
Load More Replies...Is this why "Dad bods" became such a huge hit? The increase in women joining the military resulted in an increase demand for soft, delicate husbands to return to.
"Just trying to live a healthy lifestyle" is also a bit cringe - she's ripped. It takes serious dedication to get that type of physique, my guess is that the lady is a bodybuilder or an athlete. Give her the respect of acknowledging that - and that she is probrably justifiably proud of her muscles.
How dare a woman think freely, live healthy and take pride in her appearance?! The bloody liberty! Some men are just forever boys
My first thought was "Wow, impressive" and #2, was "Wanna help me get a sofa down a flight of stairs?"
*Comes home after Taco Bell shift* "Dammit Tina you're not soft enough, I can't relax properly, I don't feel respected"
This Is Not Cute
probably spent their formative years in AOL role-playing chat rooms in the 90s
Load More Replies...Bow out and let him continue to have a relationship with the voice in his head
Roleplaying is okay if you ask. This person definitely did not ask :|
Now Listen Here You Little S**t
Harassing a woman online and posting her personal information (phone number, address) so other people can join in. Edit: it can be any gender.
Load More Replies...ah the classic "i dont want to b proven wrong" reaction. anyone who refuses the proof they wrong will just become an even bigger idiot in the future. it sucks to b wrong but put ur pride and ego away and learn wats right.
Publishing personal information on the internet without consent is a cyber crime in pretty much every country. But in the Netherlands you get off easy with a community service sentence of max 180 hours.
He's from the Calvin "I don't know if I have the right to remain ignorant, but I refuse to find out" school of thought. (And the answer is, no you don't; you are presumed to know the law.)
It's like when your parents put their hands on their ears and starts yelling so they don't hear you explain them why they are factually wrong and generally terrible.
47
'Who are you to tell us there is no covid?' Ans: I know because I read an article online
"Because my uncle's friend's neighbor's minister's toddler's babysitter said so on Facebook."
Load More Replies...From the same people who say, "I know about the Stone Ages, I watched The Flintstones!"
"You are not a real doctor! I know it because I watch Grey's Anatomy!"
I once had someone try to explain to me how I should actually be pronouncing my own name. They don’t speak my native language at all. The J in my name sounds like an English Y, they tried to tell me I had to pronounce the J like it sounds in the word joke.
So over 300,000 Icelanders have been saying "Reykjavik" all wrong? :(
Load More Replies...I think this might become my new go to expression when I have no other real justification for what I just said "I know, because I watch anime"
We had a Japanese exchange student who spoke English with an occasional American accent bc that's how he'd learnt English (American teacher, American TV/movies) and he would use a lot of American slang. He said coming to Oz was like learning a 3rd language.
My New Zealand cousin ( who is part Mãori and part Dutch) married a Japanese girl. They live, work and raised their children in Japan. His kids speak Japanese, English, Te Reo Mãori and Dutch all with an American accent lol
Load More Replies...That's Totally How It Works
Oh honey, sit down and let me tell you a story about a little thing called genetics
Not worth wasting your time over. The stupid is thick with this one.
Load More Replies......but probably her Kids will be born with naturally small minds, inherited from her Mother.
I'm gonna see this as satire and pretend nobody actually believes this
Right?! I've had to tell myself that with over half of the crap I see online anyway.
Load More Replies...Legit Cringe Here
“Apply cold water to burnt area” Honey, to recover from that u gonna need to take a swan dive in the north pole
OHHH MOM GET THE CAMERA CALL THE BURN CENTRE MAN HAS 3RD DEGREE BURNS
Yikes, That's Awkward
What is with this new generation of guys who use this "nervous" apprehensive little boy tactic?? What the hell happened to confidence and dignity??
Those are the "nice guys" (DORKS). They think it works, maybe sometimes it does? I dunno, they're young
Load More Replies...I thought 2AM was a pretty safe time to go to the library, not sure who found out tho.
If your gonna have the courage to text me, at least act like you have the courage to text me
WTF is wrong with these people... why do they think that is an appropriate way to communicate with someone. Why do they think that the reaction will be anything other than rejection. How can you be so utterly socially unaware to not know that the vast majority of the population do not text like that? (not saying that you shouldn't text like that with other people who think it is fun, but don't ever text like that unless you KNOW the other person finds it entertaining)
A lot of disabilities cause social unawareness , social awkwardness, social executive dysfunction and so on .. autism, adhd, fasd, to name a few .. why do neurotypicals insist on communication being their way as the only right way ? How can you be so ableist and unaware as to not realize that not everyone is the same and not everyone communicates the same and social interactions do not look the same for everyone .. it’s pretty damn easy to be this socially unaware
Load More Replies...The Future Of Abortion
The better for Hillary Clinton to drink them, I'm sure, according to the Q-tards.
Load More Replies...How do you "abort" a two year old? Look up the def of "abort" you gop moron
I hope this person is sterilized. People who think infants and toddlers IN CLOTHING are somehow still in utero should not be adding to the gene pool. They should not be allowed to vote. This person should be entered into the Upperclass Twit of the Year competition, where he/she can be eliminated from the gene pool with his/her peers.
Religious morons will use any lie to push their agenda of controlling women to the level that they get to decide what happens in a womb.
My Christian aunt had an abortion last year and god seems to love her the same buddy.
Load More Replies...That’s an X ray not abortion lady AND DONT BLAME IT ON THE NURSE SHES TRYING TO HELP THE CHILD
It's not even worth explaining yet again that this is a specific mechanism, and, FYI, no, that's not what an aborted fetus looks like, not at any point. Nor a stillborn infant. OK? OK. Geez....
I love the death glare from the two year old on the right. Mom is going to pay.
Oh Mama's gonna have a long ass day after this😂🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...This is the stupidest post, who on earth would blend such a chubby wubby baby with big pink cheeks?!
I wouldn’t hurt a baby but that thing looks nasty, especially because it’s chubby and pink.
Load More Replies...You should consider trying 3/4 cup of fresh fruit, too, for the antioxidants. Baby-raspberry-banana is so yummy!
Load More Replies...Entitled
Once you ask me how much I make per year, we're done. That tells me all I need to know.
Quick word of advice that anyone can choose to take or ignore; I grew up in poverty, was homeless, hungry, etc. I thought I wanted to grow up and make a lot of money. That was my goal. Then as I was going through college and working different jobs I realized that money wasn't my main goal at all, what I really wanted in life was to help others who had grown up like me, I wanted to dedicate my work and skills to my community rather than to helping huge corporations get richer and making sure people like Jeff Bezos could afford multiple homes. I work for a non-profit where we help facilitate research and protect vulnerable subjects. I don't make 6 figures, I turned down a 6 figure position I was offered with a large pharmaceutical company and took 60K job instead and I am so happy I made that choice. I can pay all of my bills and I get a great deal of satisfaction from my work. No amount of money is worth spending the majority of your waking hours doing something you don't believe in.
I've never been truly in poverty, I know I'm very lucky, but honestly my goal is to not have to check my balance when I go to a coffee with friends, and pay off my student loans. After that I don't care how "little" I make. I'm with you. Do what feeds the soul
Load More Replies...The correct answer to "How much do you make every year?" is "None of your business."
Questions I've never asked a man: how much do you make? what car do you drive? How much did your _________ cost?
I never r r r r r have either! And don't need to. I wanna know, what your heart and soul are filled with, and how you feed them!
Load More Replies...Feels So Bad Man
In fairness that person could have asked to not be mentioned (so that others don't start begging them for stuff) BUT that should have been explicitly mentioned.
It also could have been staged and thats why they didn't say a name. I don't want to sound like a bad guy or anything I just know some YouTubers fake a lot of things
Load More Replies...What is a 3090? What the hell are Twitch Subs?? Why are people buying expensive sh*t for entitled strangers?? I swear I'm not 80yrs old, but f**k I just REALLY don't understand what the hell is going on....
RTX 3090's are a pretty expensive type of video card, for PC gaming. Twitch subs are people who are subscribed to a streamer on Twitch, usually to watch games and s**t.
Load More Replies...Could people stop hoarding the new cards like this? Between crypto miners and scalpers it’s impossible to get the new generation of nvidia cards and people like this doofus aren’t helping.
Since the 2020 lockdown with the shortage of Switch's actually. :(
Load More Replies...I literally don't know what that sentence means, but then, I am an Old.
More like, one of your Twitch Simps bought you a PS5 and three 3090s. A 3090 retails for 1500 USD and a PS5, 500 USD, so they dropped 5k on her. SMH.
First off what is a 3090? Second off what is PS5? Third off what is a "twitch sub". Fourth off why does is it even freeeeking matter!! Fifth off cuz nobody (I me myself) cares! Sixth off ... Dammit I've run out of stuff to say... Sigh... so I guess I'll seventh off... which is code for umm code for.... Byeeeeee
This Made Me Cringe
awww man. I'm reminded of a quote though there doesn't seem to be agreement on who to credit for it: "It's better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
I am so, so, so sorry for him... But here is the lesson : there is always a trio of young girls everywhere, who laugh at the very wrong moment and make you assume they are making fun of you... It is a supernatural yet common event, but these evil entities feed on your embarrassment, so remember : they are not actually laughing at you. Never.
Okay, sure. But every time a herd of young girls passes me, they're always giggling Why? WHY? Why are these people like this.
The Kid Who Never Pays Attention In Class And Blames Everyone Else Made This
"My unwillingness to study is entirely to blame on the teacher. And I've got my parents to support me in this." Heard it about 100 000 times during the years I worked at schools. There are quite some delusional people in the world, most of them are parents who think that their child is a genius, while everyone can see it couldn't even figure out how to eat an apple.
Funny how teachers are now to be babysitters, moral guides, and educators, while parents are.... What are the parents doing, anyway?! ---- and my BFF retired from teaching, and her last few years in the job were nothing but parents saying, "How dare you fail my child!" when the child had, in fact, failed every exam.
Load More Replies...Some teachers are so shockingly bad at their job I can see this happening.
Bet the teacher didn’t look dumbfounded at all and probably just rolled their eyes or felt sad that you thought this was clever.
THe correct second response from Teacher is: "It is not my mark. You own it. Why did you permit the fail outcome?"
Teachers teach, maybe you should listen and you'll learn. Don't blame the teachers, plz
I never understood that... Why do teachers and parents pretend "talking back" is wrong? When the other person is wrong and you are right, you deserve to tell them.
I Want Death
*Starts pack and hunts sheep with a happy family, and forget their human existense.* I made a happy ending.
*rolls up newspaper and starts hitting that idiot on the nose* Bad dog!
I don't get why people do this. I've seen a lot of stuff like this on the internet and also stuff like this happened on my brief phrase where I used tinder. Looking like an idiot doens't make you more attractive.
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T F*CKING LOVE YOU!!! vibes lmao
Load More Replies...*ass gun fires and launches an instagram influencer into the dog man's face, suffocating him*
Load More Replies...*Starts to turn into an idiot* That should've replaced the last line-
That’s A Flex
If I buy Apple products everybody will like me and think that I am cool. Sad.
Bruh almost everyone who can afford AirPods has bought them. I see at least 50 pairs everyday just walking around. You really can’t flex them now that everyone has them.
This is obviously a joke, they prolly chose to shave for other reasons such as cancer or balding
More Of A Sad One
Oh bless him 👏👏 not only did he put himself put there, but took it so well... Girl you really messed that one up, he was probably a good catch🤷
I once texted like a whole conversation to my friend thinking she was my mom 😂
Much Boomer
With virtual learning, this didn’t age well. Not that it was good in the first place.
I Don't Even Know What To Say
sir i'm gonna have to tell you to leave the barnes and noble
Load More Replies...I am a Christian and these things irritate me to no end! It's like the ones of the kids who are obviously sick, but some guy has appropriated their pic,and said something ignorant like " I bet I won't get EvEnOnEsHARe" I respect,as I was taught by my choice of religion, all people. I don't hate anyone. More people have done harm with ridiculous things like that than anything else.
It's not that I don't believe, it's just those things are stupid, like on tic tok I'll see things like if you don't love God keep scrolling. Like don't use peoples beliefs like that.
I'm not even Christian but I love Jesus. He preached love and tolerance for humanity, then a bunch of assholes came and corrupted his message to spread hate and make s**t like this.
SO sick of those. "Can I ask you a favour? Can you share this post to spread the word?" or "My true friends will share this" and "I bet this wont get more than 5 shares". URGH. Can we just be done with those insincere and ridiculous posts? Regardless of topic? As soon as I see a few of those key words, my eyes roll involuntarily and I stop reading.
That Hurts
I'm tired of seeing people hook up with someone to just abandon them with a fake excuse
Load More Replies...Imagine Being The Parent And Getting This Email About Your Child
What kind of f****d-up mind would ever do that?! It's disgusting! I can believe human beings are so wicked they can... look at a student's browser history and tell their parents.
So American schools do not know anything about content filtering and blocking unwanted search results and XXX websites?
Well…. On my computer for school almost everything is blocked.
Load More Replies...Hoping this is fake, because somebody doesn’t know how to spell best iality.
That's the only reason that you hope this is fake? XD
Load More Replies...I had to look up Judy Hops because I had no idea - she's a cartoon character from a Disney movie. I'm not really sure a naked cartoon character qualifies as b*********y, but OMG those poor parents! I'd murder my kid.....and then later I'd laugh about what an idiot he is.
Homemade Tattoo
That's funny because I bought a tiny silver Star of David pendant to wear to annoy my racist in-laws. I started wearing it to work at Christmas because one of the really religious guys was complaining about people not saying Merry Christmas. Everyone thought it was a pentagram 🤦🏻♀️. People are so dumb.
When I saw it without looking at the caption I thought they were trying to do a mini demonic ritual lol
No problem. Fill the whole circle with black and tell everyone it is a large birthmark.
Wanna be Pagan. Witchcraft isn't "cool". Please stop. You f*****g posers.
Oof
This Is Exactly How A Split Personality Looks Like. Enjoy The Cringe!
First of, ignoring the cringe. That's so insensitive and gross, telling someone to kill themselves
The cake that tastes like a burning septic tank recycling plant.
Load More Replies...Tryna Sample The Whole Buffet
Honestly…gotta shoot your shot. Now if he was dating someone and did that then that’s where I would find an issue.
Anon Uses Hentai Logic To Lose His Virginity
That Happened
..and then then the mayor showed up with a medal and a ticket-tape parade.
Load More Replies...Setting aside the fact this didn't happen, this guy doesn't understand how capitalism or socialism work in the first place. I.e. it would be socialist if the kids put all their toys together and shared them.
I'm not an expert on socialism or capitalism's biggest fan or anything, but I think it's safe to say this a vast oversimplification
And then Donald Trump and The Queen jumped through the window and gave the kid 100 Nobel Prizes.
This so much never happened, other things unhappened.. (oeee, so much wanted to write that one time 😛)
Found This On An Instagram Physics Page
Ok, I'll try... "Never give up, alway think happy thoughts, put yourself out there to make friend, never burn bridges and lift yourself by your bootstraps." Did I do it well?
Load More Replies...Ngl I just assumed this was saying "it's my special interest and I cannot stop talking about them."
If you have a conversation topic that encompasses inescapable holes in space and massive conglomerates of stars that randomly spit death rays and the occasional planet with weird rain you're doing conversation wrong.
Ummm Autistic people can and do talk about lots of subjects. I think you should rewrite that, quite a few with autism on this site. Maybe you should also work on your personality a bit...
Load More Replies...Why Is It Always The Minions?
Ummmm not necessarily, I'm socially awkward and get ASKED by my mum to talk to people
A L P H E T
How sad. This woman can't spell or use proper punctuation. Our school systems are seriously failing!
Person A: I think the alphet I wore last night was cute
Load More Replies...Found This On Facebook
after seeing what he's implying with his photo, maybe he should be wearing a diaper
Load More Replies...Another baby complaining about a mask and thinking it's some object of government control 🙄. Maybe a pacifier and diaper will suit them better.
Simp Gets A Username Tattoo Of Egirl And She Deactivates Her Account
It is.... extremely sad. Some people clearly suffer from loneliness and need psychological support.
And Then Constantly Calls Every Lois, “Hey Lois Can I Get Mc Chicken”
I get that this is a joke but King of the Hill is incredibly popular in Japan. Especially in it's original Engliah.
And I've met non-English speakers who tell me they learnt English from watching American cartoons (and I even worked with an Australian woman who had a strange accent, which she said she picked up from American cartoons even though she has lived in Australia her whole life)
Load More Replies...Like one of the two Chinese brothers in the movie Better Off Dead that learned to speak English by watching Howard Cosell
That sounds amazing actually. Let me know if Japanese Guy Talking Like Peter starts a YouTube channel.
Ha ha! I'm curious how they pronounce Cool Whip...
Load More Replies...I'd like more context for this. This looks like it could have been a reply to the one that said they knew Japanese "better" than a native speaker because they watch anime.
That'll Show 'Em
Glad your toxic masculinity cost you about $2K. I hope you BS was worth the price.
What is with idiots shooting up devices??? If it's personal property, just take it away like oh I don't know "ground them". Also the dude isn't being a good role-model as he's acting upon aggression instead of rational thinking.
Its not even personal property. Its a SCHOOL computer
Load More Replies...They actually shot the computer. With a gun. Multiple times. Wow. That's terrifying. /srs
This is why the second amendment should be removed.
Load More Replies..."Did your dog eat your homeworks? No... My father shot at them. Send the bill to that moron."
Delicious
Oh Wow, No One Can Handle My Music
I love being judged like this. I'm over 50 and still have my original 80's vinyl from slayer, anthrax, venom, exodus, testament, abbatoir, etc... Watching the face of kids when they hear my car and see some old dude is hilarious. I would also like to add, every person I know that is a metal fan would get more enjoyment of someone digging their music as opposed to acting like it is burning their ears. Welcome to Metal!
Me too. I love really loud, bass-heavy dubstep but Im the only one in my family who does
Load More Replies...Bro these "Omg I'm such a metalhead noone gets my music" girls p**s me off. like, Chelsea, you are wearing a good vibes only shirt and bleach washed denim, you are not a metalhead sit down. I'm not even a metal head and it pisses me off . Like no, just becasue you heard metallica once on the radio doesn't make you a metal head. also Olivia Rodrigo is not metal
U Aren’t A Man Of Culture
Twitter Moment
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. This person like "oh you can't be asian you're white".
...the person who's all "oh you're probs white quit being a weeb" literally has an anime pfp...
Bro This Woman
This person seems to be the classic "vegan stereotype". But I can see that people tend to have prejudices towards vegan people without knowing any personally. I'm omnivorous, but I have heard things like "vegans are stupid" or "they are all crazy" a lot of times.
Load More Replies...It's not a "phobia". You're just obnoxious and no one wants to talk to you.
Why would your neighbours need to know about your eating habits?
No issue with this diet, I've even enjoyed vegan meals. It's the self righteous, judgemental, militants that people can't stand.
What vegan can't stand is the juddgmental stupidity of some people that are triggerd by the fact than someone is not eatin a steak in front of them
Load More Replies...IIRC, this "Vegan Teacher" woman got banned from several social media platforms for bullying and hate speech.
So... "No. I don't want to annoy everyone by talking them about my own personal life." is not an option?
I can tell within 1/2 an hour that a person I just met is a vegan. That is about how long it takes until they notify me of the fact. "So, I heard that you work in a library. That's cool - what's your position?". "I'm a vegan, because I think that meat and eggs are murder, and dairy is exploitation". "Sorry, I didn't mean political position on any matter, I mean what is your job?". "I know what you meant, but I felt that it was important that you know that meat and eggs are murder and milk is exploitation".
The only time I need to tell people I eat a plant-based diet is when we're planning dinner.
Holy S*** Man
nobody upvote or downvote this. it has 69 upvotes.
Load More Replies...Oh well, guess I'll become a walker soon. I've had a good life as a human.
Ah well. Being a zombie sounds like more fun than trying to run from them!
Jesus Neckbeards Just Don't Give Up
What do you do with the water that you buy? Do you drink the soapy water? Or do you look at it, thinking that someone was naked in it? Please help me understand this
pokimane is probably mky favourite female gamer, shes actually kinda nice
Terrifying
Why do we feel the need to create clowns, puppets and those plastic spectacles with a nose and moustache attached when ridiculous opinions like this exist?
right now i'm more feared of you because you sound like someone who would litterally beat someone on a parking lot with a baseball bat because he's white or not your ethnic origine. funny because i'm white and all the best friend i ever had never been white, and i'm scary? how about a little less hate
These mythological creatures have existed in human storytelling for more than a millenia. Stfu and sit the eff down.
This one was unjustly downvoted to hide that this kind of stupid people exist...
Potato Pride
Jesus Christ
This is how vegans got themselves a reputation of being unbearable people.
Yes, hijacking the Holocaust to push veganism. See, these are the kinds of vegans that people can't stand.
And lots died after being liberated from camps because they ate too much and liberating troops gave them lots of food too. It's really sad because their bodies weren't used to larger amount of food. Not blaming anyone for trying to help- people didn't know. F hitler and everyone who did this to people in the first place.
Load More Replies...You need to be an octopus in this situations so you can slap them multiple times.
Load More Replies...It's extremely disgusting when people use tragedies to push forth their own idologies.
I Found This On Pinterest
honorary italian if his spaghetti are delicious :-)
Load More Replies...This Was Posted Non-Ironically By My Edgy Cousin. She Didn't Notice The Beans
Beans, beans, the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel, So eat your beans with every meal.
It's a reference to self harm but this is funny xD
Load More Replies...This is a reference to hitting beans (fat layer) when self harming by cutting yourself. The deeper you cut the more addicting it is. This was originally posted on r/MadeOfStyrofoam
oh thank you for explaining, i was so confused!
Load More Replies...For those bagging on beans... Just try to take away someone's beans from their English breakfast!!
If you asked my mother, she would 100% the you that I'm addicted to beans.
Beans are clearly here to represent food overall. I agree with the statement, and the edgy cousin's non-edgy cousin is the stupid one.
What? Beans is for hitting beans when cutting yourself...
Load More Replies...Just Looking For A Single Crumb, M'lady
Should have sent a picture of a boneless/skinless chicken breast.
This is someone how has read books about feminism and think it sounds good but has never actually spoken to a woman.
No, kick him in the liver. Take out his toxin control.
Load More Replies...It can't be something other than a parody of a white knight. A very good, very funny, very accurate parody.
A Much Sadder Tail Then Even Darth Vader
I'd be more mortified of that hair, but to each their own. :)
I wish I had that hair. Best lesbian hairstyle ever.
Load More Replies...I'm so mortified I'm going to post it, along with a picture of my face, for the world to see. Also, now everyone knows that you use words such as "poopy"
he looks like if jimmy neutron did the fusion dance with otis from half-life
Logan Paul
The fellow in the white sweater is named Logan Paul. He's a YouTube celebrity that once received strong criticism for visiting the Aokigahara forest in Japan and filming a suicide victim for one of his videos. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42644321.amp
Load More Replies...That's A New Low
Just another 19 year old kid with mental problems who still could purchase assault rifles to kill 8 former co-workers before committing suicide. But don't you dare talk about gun control or more stringent gun laws.
First it was violent movies, then shooter games... now My Little Pony. Damn, I must be a very dangerous person! (Note: Sarcasm)
Jep, but is definatly not the easy acces to leathal firearms that makes school shootings a thing (sarcasm). In Denmark you have to have a license to buy or posses firearms, and schoolshootings is non-existing here (Or at least I can't remember hearing about a single one of them in my home country), but the problem is always framed as a mental health issue without being followed by any money to improve the general mental health -because public health should not be the concern of a goverment. Grow up America! It is time to realise that your -"toys" and your healtcare system results in a lot of suffering and unnesesary deaths. People being sick and young children being killed, do not benefit your economy and should be stopped if you want to be considered a civilised country. Liberty is not the right to kille other people. I do not own a gun, I do not fear being killed by a gun. Living without a gun in a society with a low rate of gun violence is achievable.
Load More Replies...I know that Applejack is awesome to the max, but like, we takin it too far with this...
Not the first time. There was this guy named Randy Stair. He got really attracted to a character from Danny Phantom and thought he was meant to be with her in the afterlife. He took his own life after taking others down with him at a nearby supermarket, which he decided to do after flipping a coin.
Yep, bronies are the issue and not mental health and/or gun control.
I'm Not Gonna Say Anything Other Than A Certified Internet Moment
It deserves to grow up past age 12 where he discovered girls.
there's a real common denominator with a lot of these posts. I'm not pointing my finger at dudes who watch anime but the evidence kind of speaks for itself.
How does this one think he has time for a gf when he’s so busy measuring his peepee, protecting his wife and offspring, providing resources and coverture for same, and watching anime?
Pretty Cringe
This Redditor's Bio. This Ain't It, Chief
I will take up this challenge! I hate it when people call themselves a "free thinker", like we all know they're probably anti-vax. (I hope I'm wrong)
agreed. its been said that those with the least knowledge speak loudest!
Load More Replies...Translation of "Free thinker" : conspiracy theorist, flat earther, anti-vaxxer, and heavily into "alternative medicines" like fairy dust and essential oils. Doesn't believe that science is true.
I'm a free thinker in the sense that i like space.
Load More Replies...Probably Would Die As Soon As I Enter The Ambulance
I'm sure this was created for transporting sick kids, and I think it's great.
As a teen with chronic illnesses I would be terrified to ride in this
Load More Replies...My mum would love this. She loves the Minions (not in the Facebook meme way, in the 'their gibbering is adorably funny' way)
I feel like this is probably an ambulance from a children’s hospital to maybe try to calm the younger kids if the need and ambulance. Idk, I may be wrong though
Don't get me wrong I love minions,but this is too far
When You Got Your Results From Ancestry.com
When you´re 1% European, you wear what? Folklore skirt from Slovakia, Irish tap dance shoes and and a Greek hat? Very accurate
So I guess since my AncestryDNA results say I'm 1% Ashkenazi Jewish I'm free to wear a necklace with a Star of David hanging off it? That would be equally as stupid as this.
The Duality Of Cringe
Wait, are Cisgender people getting hate now? Is that for real?
Yep. Extreme SJWs will tilt their turds if a character in [fiction] is a Cis Heterosexual Thin White Male™.
Load More Replies...Idk. I bought my brother a Pepe sweatshirt for his birthday one year and he loved it but I had no idea it was supposed to be white supremacy lmfao
Load More Replies..."Down with cis"? But... Then I would be a girl... So I would be considered straight... And I would be privileged!
Damn
Why do people do this? Show some compassion for people losing loved ones! Not doing so makes you a pretty terrible person.
aww man thats is heartbreaking to only just find out that your bf died days ago, and the response makes my blood boil, she/he is grieving and this jackass asks for feet pics
One of the ones higher up on the scale of "WTF". And by that, we mean it's a quarter of the way up.
Load More Replies...Imagine The Shame
Power Of Makeup
Um
Oh, I liked this one! This is an obvious humblebrag, and the person is open with it. He/she sounds funny actually
What The Hell?
Yeah, don't be surprised when one day he'll go to the shops to get a pack of cigarettes and never comes back ;)
So you're drugging a person in their sleep. Ask your doctor is some time in prison is right for you.
[generic bad foreigner accent] Yes, i am dokter and brison is rite four her.
Load More Replies...If you need to drug a man to get him to stay with you, you obviously need to work on your personality.
"When I publicly brag about using drugs on him to force him into an intimate relationship."
Not The Horse Riding Lessons!
Aw, she couldn't afford horse-riding lessons. How... utterly nontragic.
Actually, this is pretty sad, my family could afford horseback riding lessons, it was great for my mental health and I wish everybody could afford that.
She is the perfect example of the word "edgy"... but in the bad sense.
xD Bro, my family's been saving food up because we low on money 👀 throw them horse-riding lessons out the window
The funny thing is I never heard of Billie Ellish until she went on Hot Ones. Now I see here all over the place.
Introducing The Carpeted Shower Floor
Everyone has the right to grow mold and infectious foot diseases in their own house.
I do wonder if its possible to make a sand floor for showers and tubs for better traction. Carpet is a hell no
Eminem White
Awoo.
imagine this guy strutting up into heaven and pointing a gun at God while going "awoo" lol
He looks like a deer caught in the headlights about to be hit by a Hummer.
Translation : "Yes I want to steal everything from everyone so everybody is poor and nobody is richer than me because it hurts my ego. Yes I believe in God and I hate Him for not being evil enough."
Redditors
I Love Twitter
This is like a couple doing foreplay on a public park. Get a room, please.
I'm Sure That's How It Went
It started when I was born as an orphan and it just became worse after that....
Neither of my parents showed up to my birth. -Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Load More Replies...Called the Samaritans once, (UK), started to tell about childhood trauma, poor woman ended up in tears. Nothing to do but apologise and hang up. Exact opposite of what 'professional' psychiatrist did when referred to him for depression, etc., when he told me, and I quote, "Your problems are so common, they're BORING" Honestly, one extreme to the other......,
Load More Replies...Honestly don't know why people are downvoting you when you said that your therapist "probably was burned out and [you were] the proverbial drop that made him explode". It's not like you're doing the same hyperdramatic thing as OP.
Load More Replies...Down Atrocious
Cute. I took my wife out for dinner when she got her first speeding ticket. You got to acknowledge the progress in gender equality.
These Posts
Woulda gotten more shares if you didn’t beg for them and just posted the wholesome doggo.
Hummus Is Gay Now Fellas
Yes and it has really made hosting dinner parties extraordinarily hard. I was going to just host all "female" dinners and all "male" dinners on different days but I also have a friend who is non-binary and so I am back to square one.
Load More Replies...Who in the rigging world says hummus and breadsticks are “feminine” 🤦🏽♀️
Maybe you felt weird because you didn't eat your hummus and breadsticks?
Dinner Hangout Hype
Dinner hangout is way more fun than dinner date. If I ever had to date again I'd probably be more comfortable with a hang out for the first few "dates" that way you can meet their friends and see if your groups are compatible.
Yeah, it’s pretty weird when your friend groups don’t get along. And also two people is really akward
Load More Replies...That person who invited the friend is rude. Just say you don't want it to be a date instead of being like that.
At least the other person responded that way, so it may have been the wrong word choice amongst friends. I would have been very hurt if it was a date on my end not theirs, and I would back out.
Load More Replies...If I was der I would always teas (I would only tease my twin cuz she knows it’s a friendly tease)
Does This Count?
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Load More Replies...Pretty F***ing Cringe Of China If You Ask Me
Apologies are not about who deserves them, it is about who can make you lose millions of dollars or kill people.
Load More Replies...SMH. If you want to do any business there, you have to walk on egg shells to avoid offending their government. Didn't they ban Winnie the Pooh because someone said their leader looked like him?
They also banned the advertizing of the new Mulan movie because the backlash for Disney drew too much attention to the camps in the region it was filmed in
Load More Replies...Ok as an American I completely understand why we support Taiwan. Today Taiwan is a democracy and the first country in Asia to legalize gay marriage. But the Chinese perspective on this is very different. First of all, Taiwan wasn’t a democracy until the 1980s. Up until that point, it had been under martial law for 40 years, and the country was ruled by the Chiang family. Second of all, during the Chinese civil war, the nationalists (who founded Taiwan) brutally slaughtered student activists on numerous occasions, censored the press, and held an iron grip on power without elections. Chiang Kai-shek’s grandson was literally part of the Nazi army when it invaded Poland. He was there, fighting with the Germans, in Poland. Of course China doesn’t like Taiwan, and of course China doesn’t want other countries interfering. The island of Taiwan has been part of China for hundreds of years. Obviously modern Taiwan is a much more fair society than China, but it’s important to know the history.
F**k you im from Taiwan I hope you step on a Lego and get a paper cut
Load More Replies...Feels Bad To Laugh
A Kid In A Discord Server I'm In Posts Sh*t Like This Sometimes. It's Almost Scary How Dumb He Thinks We Are
Dude, this kid doesn't know where mammels come from. To use that argument, you would have to go all the way back to the first single cells, which are still and anomaly to scientists, because they basicly just spontaniously apeered, and no-one knows where exactly it came from.
Creationists make up fake stories like this all the time. It's all they have left. What's sad about this is you can safely bet this kid's twisted views came directly from the parents
What if the resounding silence was that the teacher realized that he misspoke and said that we evolved from monkeys rather than saying that we share a common ancestor with monkeys. Would completely explain his humiliation. Common misconception about evolution. Assuming of course this all went down just as the poster said (and who would lie online).
And then the Homecoming Queen begged him for a date and the Varsity football captain carried his books home from school…
That Family Tree Is A Whole Tesseract
*discordant banjos, because the flippers make it hard to play
Load More Replies...What The
Fortnite Bad
i still like it, dont hate on me, i play cuz its fun, its the toxic 9 yr olds that make it cringy
I play it cuz its sometimes fun to play with freinds.
Load More Replies...WHY MUST FORTNITE RUIN EVERYTHING 😭😭😭😭 First the Mandalorian and the Avengers, now this
For Real I Hate This
Anyone who has ever heard Musk speak knows he's autistic, it's not some major revelation. Source: I'm autistic.
Reddit jokes about autism in a bad way too often honestly. I recently saw a post that was a question like "how can you see if someone has autism?" and there were several comments saying stuff like "they don't wear a mask". And also on the meme pages making jokes that everyone who is on that page is autistic and therefore dumb and useless. Hurts to read as an autistic person.
What? Why would anyone do that? That shocks me, and I'm a pessimist.
Load More Replies...For Once, I Think I Side With China On This One?
I'm not a fan of the Chinese government but this seems like a good thing. Conspicuous consumption is gross.
Binge eating, mukbangs, and competitive eating contests are all disgusting.
here in the States, we have a lot of weird eating contests and they are so gross. Just absolutely vile.
This guy irritates the heck out of me. I can't stand watching a single second of his YouTube content.
So I can't be shown eating a roll of raw Toll House (yes, Phoebe's aunt's recipe) cookie dough? Never going there, and I so wanted to show it on red china.
I have to agree with China on this one... Binge-eating videos are just too creepy
That photo looks terrible. Why the heck would anyone want to do that 🤮
Read. Another. Book
I guess I would drown to as I have never seen a reason to read Harry Potter
Thinking now of when Black told Snape "Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?" 😂
Well I do dislike Harry Potter very much, and I would do the same thing to anybody who insulted Warriors, so to each their own I guess.
Only Real Gamerz Will Understand
The is something wrong : the "others" are not depicted miserable enough.
So Many Of Us Are In The Same Boat Bro
Right now! You should retire and go away...far away...for ever and ever......
Haha Girl Bad Boy Good
Almost all of these “girls vs boys” memes are just “boy quirky haha, girl boring booo”. It’s idiotic.
Load More Replies...This is why I don’t like these sort of memes because that are always/usually sexist
This Poor Man
He Speaks Japanese
I've seen almost every Godzilla movie, but one of them was in Japanese and had English subtitles so now I speak Japanese.
Load More Replies...she says that she's not japanese. which you would know if you knew japanese.
Thanks for translating that, but I wish that she said "go away loser".
Load More Replies...I've never Even seen it and I know that the show is called Attack on Titan, not Attack of the Titan.
Pretty certain it's Attack On Titan but could be wrong. Is there an anime called Attack Of The Titan as well?
BUT HE JUST SAID HE SPEAKS JAPANESE 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
F
But you spent your money on her by choice bc you thought she was going to be into you
Excuse Me!!!
Yeah Man I Feel Horny When I Look At My 2k Rupees Note
"Oh yeah... A 2 euros coin with Juan-Carlos's face on it... So good... Hmmm... Oh, I see that a seat in parliamentary wants to join us... Yeah..."
Masturbating is normal, but you don't have to tell us that you do it or why.
Vice Journalism At Its Finest
There's far more to the story - the author was burnt out from demands and expectations based on not being white: https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5x5ny/why-i-quit-being-a-climate-activist
Also this topic kind of comes up in the recent show I May Destroy You, kind of explains it well I thought
Load More Replies...That would be ideal. That means not making assumptions about people based on their identity.
Load More Replies...Astrology Isn't Real
Op Got Exposed
*wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* *turns into steam locomotive and wheezes down the tracks*
Can You Hear This "Tics And Roses"?
yea please don't joke about having any kind of mental disease. it makes almost all daily functions hard
Thank you. I actually do have Tourette’s and it’s low-key really hard. I pretend it’s funny and it’s no big deal to make others comfortable but it can be really tiring. It makes me so mad to see people bullying kids with tics or pretending to have tics to get attention.
Load More Replies...It’s like this with many mental diseases. I have OCD (diagnosed) and it hurt when people joked about it
As a person with Tourette's, I just don't know what to say to this...
Exactly! I've got several disorders and none of them are fun. Stop acting like they're all glamorous. They're not.
People should really stop thinking mental problems are good. Like, It’s not confirmed yet but I have a high chance to have depression and/or anxiety and people treat it like its something to brag about. Bro wtf depression kills around 800000 people per year wtf is wrong with society.. also, could someone tell me what tourette is? thx
This Article
Clickbait Like This
Seems like this YouTuber posted a video claiming that he quits YouTube and that he'll no longer be active, but then, 2 days later, posts a video with the title, "Why I'm Coming Back To YouTube"
Load More Replies...Love The 92/8 Ratio
Assuming that all of the 10% of 152k votes are individual people and not repeat voters, he has a potential market of $75k a month.
"Normalise Girls Cheating"
Polyamory is so far away from most people's comfort zone that they just can't seem to stop themselves from showing their prejudive against it. It's ironic considering that statistically so many of them will end up cheating on their partners.
Load More Replies...E - Rejected
For the entire rest of the night ?! Wow, that guy must really be devastated...
I'm sure you wouldn't believe it if you had not seen it.
Load More Replies...And in this case, is e-rejected a rejection via internet or more as in... emo e rejected
It's kind of hard to talk to someone who only talks to people on "soial media" when they log off for the rest of the night. ;)
“I Like Anime And Kpop”
how come nobody who is says: I love Japan mentions kaiju movies. it's always anime.
Mmm Yesss, I'll Wear This To Class Today
If you don't get to experiment with styles and clothes as a teen, you won't get the opportunity again.
For sure, just don’t wear porn or anime porn to school!
Load More Replies...A kid in my sixth grade class had a sweatshirt like this and not a single teacher cared. He wore it for half the year. All the kids hated it so much
Flashback To When I Tried To Tell My Crush I Liked Her In Binary
Ok, so I hand-copied (as in tried to get each number into it by memory xd) it into a decoder, and I got: "Try using the same strategy for the first one" lol
Same I wish I had looked at comments lol, also if you put in blue numbers you get trytegy
Load More Replies...S**tty Thing To Say Ngl
Look, we're trying but it isn't easy when the fascists have taken root and are doing everything they can to upend our democracy. The scary part is, they may succeed. You might get to see our country self-destruct in real-time. Stay tuned.
Load More Replies...All Hail Master Elon
Are You Kidding Me
Because you are the absolute dregs of humanity and will be going straight to the boiler room of hell. Wearing a jumper. And leg warmers.
Load More Replies...I watched this and its major clickbait. She doesn't even come close to passing. You can hear the heart monitor in the backgroound and not once does it flatline.
The little girl in heaven : "Will I ever see my parents again?" Saint Peter : "Sure, let me check out my book... Hmmm... No. They ain't coming here."
We have like, ten thousand puppies, though. Make yourself comfortable.
Load More Replies...FYI: she didn't die ( https://www.faithpot.com/little-girl-goes-heaven/ )! Bigotery level: expert
Oh, that´s a relief! They´re still d***s though if they thought she was going to die and then they just...filmed it
Load More Replies...The girl didn't die, she was just recovering from surgery and still on the effects of the anesthesia.
If you really cared about your daughter, you wouldn't film this or share it. You would be in the moment with her.
Mom Groups On Facebook Are In A Whole Different Realm
I suggest you use this Tibetan organic oil that is called "call f*****g 911 you dumbass".
My Highschools New Mascot
Have some sympathy! The poor thing has obviously been gelded.
Load More Replies...Some Good Ol'cringe
Some idiot kid who thinks smoking d***s and getting addicted is a sign of manliness. It isn't. Or maybe they just become happy by defying people.
Real Fans Googled His Name You Effing Fake Fan!
Read Another Book
I think this is actually kind of funny. It’s obviously made up but still
What The F**k
Compared to the hentai jacket guy I feel this is already considerably tame.
Load More Replies...He Couldn’t Hold Back
I don’t know. Finding out you raised a lunatic would be pretty upsetting.
Load More Replies...Reddit Strong
I must have commented this too many times by now... Im sooo confused
Reddit is probably the best and healthiest social media... But this picture does not make sense.
Remember Osvaldo Getting Doxxed? Well Now He Got Swatted
What A Prick
As a wannabe web-cartoonist, I'm proud of this kid, although he's older than me, so I'm proud of this guy.
A little creepy to have seen thousands of fifteen year olds on line.
To the idiot who shitted on this 15-year-old kid, please draw something funny and maybe we'll see.
I Just Wanted To Enjoy Something After School Man
Thats like saying that if you used to watch Icarly you used to have a thing for feet
She’s Insufferable
"Hey you losers! You are not allowed to forget that I am hotter and better and more valuable than all of you!"
She looks like a cartoon character when they step on a plank and it hits them in the face.
I hope everyone here does know that GabbieHanna's whole career is based off jokes like so. She went from hating her body to loving it. I honestly find this funny because I know her past, and inspiring as someone with body issues.
Furry Paradise
Niece Or Not
That’ll Teach Em
I hate people like this. Let people have their own opinions and stop trashing people for theirs. It's a lower that low thing to do.
The guy with the cross had a good response to whoever posted the thing. Respect people’s religions. No religion is superior.
I feel like some of these aggressive atheist posts are BS, people out to make atheists look like real AHs. I'm agnostic, but have known quite a few atheists and have never seen this unprovoked in your face nonsense. The exception is when religious views and policies are being foisted upon us. I hope I don't get too much grief for saying this. Peace be with y'all.
Nevar Forget
YARR! THE WORST PIRATE TO CROSS THE 7 SEAS! NECKBEARD!
Load More Replies...Ooooooo Scary Hacker Ooooo
pizza cutter edginess and pizza cutter pointlessness
Load More Replies...You hack because if you don't win every match in CoD your d**k will jump clean off your balls.
What is the difference between this and the 9/11 terror attacks but on a smaller scale? Both attempt to use a loss and justify a crime committed. It's so stupid.
I Think I Finally Found Some Pure Cringe
REAL Metal-heads are the nicest people you can imagine! Just because we wear black and the music is loud doesn't mean that we are not empathetic towards other types of music. I might not know the rapper, but I DO care when his fans cry!
"Crackhead rapper". . .yeah because there aren't a bunch of drug addicted drunks in Rock music.
What was the saying again, Sex, Drugs, and Hip-Hop?
Load More Replies...Now what in the name of the holy ghost and jesus h christ is the guy in the front on. crack? cocaine? meth? I need to know, he looks psychotic
Here I am listening to the Red Army Choir. I put it in my playlist as a joke to myself, but for some reason, if I leave it on shuffle, despite having over 24 hours of other songs on there, it always selects something from "The Best of the Red Army Choir".
"Not giving a s**t" about the death of a stranger, okay... But insulting them and the people who are feeling pain is just plain evil.
When The Bed Is Sus
Classic
What is this thing with sibling incest? Why does this exist?
No U Dont
Gets Doxxed For Calling Cardi B Trash
This Had 7k Upvotes
A Friend Of Mine Posted This To Her Story. I Don't Get It
Koreaboo
Hm
I Don't Know Why This Is Hurting Me So Much To Look At
When You're Begging For Likes
2007 Kids
This one is especially annoying cuz she posts stuff like this on the daily
Load More Replies...i hate people that use “✨” with words and do this “-“ after every sentence💀
Oh my god is this the wolf girl who’s always on cringetopia? Man sh just keeps going
For Sh*t Sake
"Georgy, This Is The Store That Sells The Juul, My Mom Gave Me 20 Dollars Lets Go Bro"
Anyone Else Starting To Find This A Bit Repetitive?
20 years ago, the village idiot was just the village idiot and maybe the village and extended family idiot. Internet favorises the spread of village idiot to the world. Lucky us
Once had a guy saying that covid was fake and that no one who hasn't been vaccinated has died and to stop letting the government control you. I replied so people who existed before the creation of vaccines didn't die at a young age? He didn't have a reply for that but kept saying covid was fake and that technology is the reason it was even a problem. This dude was a cringefest.
I feel honestly sorry for some of them... Maybe I am just too kind. Yeah, that's probably that.
Anyone else blocked from reading 39/40? I know its not a huge deal, but I don't want to have to pay for premium JUST so I can actually read stuff.
20 years ago, the village idiot was just the village idiot and maybe the village and extended family idiot. Internet favorises the spread of village idiot to the world. Lucky us
Once had a guy saying that covid was fake and that no one who hasn't been vaccinated has died and to stop letting the government control you. I replied so people who existed before the creation of vaccines didn't die at a young age? He didn't have a reply for that but kept saying covid was fake and that technology is the reason it was even a problem. This dude was a cringefest.
I feel honestly sorry for some of them... Maybe I am just too kind. Yeah, that's probably that.
Anyone else blocked from reading 39/40? I know its not a huge deal, but I don't want to have to pay for premium JUST so I can actually read stuff.
