“That’s It, I’m Cake Shaming”: 30 Funny Baking Fails That Made It To This Facebook Group (New Pics)
Baking is easy, a guy once told me, you just follow the recipe. Well, I could say the same about life, Andrew. After all, my soufflé falling apart is nothing compared to your marriage.
But there's a Facebook group that disagrees. Titled "That's It, I'm Cake Shaming," it has people sharing pictures of the worst atrocities they've seen at birthday parties, work anniversaries, weddings, and beyond.
Continue scrolling to check out the Frankensteins, and don't worry if you spot any that you’d still secretly eat — I definitely did.
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Found This 😅 It Would Be Something I Would Totally Do Probably Make The Cake Out Of Dog Food 🤭
It would be hilarious if a copy of the divorce papers were layered in between layers of the cake! (Not the only copies as they'd get soggy, but would add an extra layer of hilarity!)
Load More Replies...Looks Like Poor Chip Had A Stroke
Nightmare Fuel Right Here
Strangely, I always had a feeling that what the trains did after they went back to the stations
I Love This One And Hate It At The Same Time
I'm gonna have nightmares of this little basturd chasing me down the street.
I just realized that those cute little food cartoons coming alive would be completely frightening in real life.
ewww! I wouldn't eat any of that ugly cake. Pardon me while I hurl
My Mom Ordered And Paid For It But When She Got To The House And Looked At It, We All Quickly Realized That This Was Not The Sentiment We Were Hoping To Celebrate. Happy Mothday To All You Moths Out There
And no candles? Don't they know that moths are attracted to a flame?
I actually used to refer to my mother as "Mothra" when I was a kid, like the monster from the Godzilla universe XD She had no idea what it meant and just thought it was an affectionate, if weird, nickname. I called her that because she WAS a monster XD
Load More Replies...When my husband and I first started dating I loved to write and celebrate our "month" anniversaries. I've struggled all my life with dyslexia and it tends to rear it's ugly head when I'm writing sometimes. I wrote happy five moths on the calendar... and to this day we still tell eachother happy x moths. Sometimes it's the funny things like that will become traditions or inside jokes.
Hmmmmm
Sorry This Made Me Giggle
Took me until reading this to figure out what was wrong with these frogs? 😭 Nothing, they're perfect frogs!
Load More Replies...Looks like someone put the 4 of them in the washing machine, on a hot water cycle and they shrunk. Heroes in a pea pod.
Made me smile. If you didn't know about the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, it'd be great - and it's great anyway.
The Likeliness Is Uncanny
The teeth look like pills, pretty sure he took the leftovers when making the cake!
Tic Tacs, so at least her breath is fresh.
Load More Replies...Finally Stumbled Upon Something To Share Here 🥲😅
Bet this kid has inexplicable sleepless nights for the rest of their life from the day of the party.
Avery is only two. There's still time for therapy.
Load More Replies...Not only ugly, but they can't spell either. How hard is it to consult a dictionary so if you spell things on a cake correctly?
Oh. Oh My
WTF?! Where's the sausage/bacon/mushrooms/tomatoes & fried bread? 😉
Yeah, most plant-based/fibre foods tend to have that side effect, lol. They have to be hottt, yum. ;-) Cold baked beans are disgusting, though.
Load More Replies...A Cake From A Local Baker. Normally, Her Cakes Are So Well Done!
it looks unfinished, like maybe the customer put in their order on very short notice and this is the best they cake maker could do in the time given. Just my opinion.
Who S**t On The Cake
I've seen a cake like this where this was the wedding cake, and the groom's cake next to it was a monster truck spinning its tires in the mud. So the brown on the wedding cake was supposed to be splattered mud. Still looks like poop without the context, and a groom's cake is silly and unnecessary, IMO, but hey, to each their own.
Load More Replies...This is what happens when someone who can't handle it eats gluten!!!!
Wha… What Is This Supposed To Be?!
Best gay scenario, considering the other things it looks like.
Load More Replies...No, it's supposed to be hair of the nether regions, link to the original creator is in the other omments.
Load More Replies...Congrats on your vasectomy! Let's not do it tonight, or any night ever!
Honestly The Cake Looks Good But That Topper
Hair color is wrong, but that's pretty much exactly what I was thinking.
Load More Replies...For a 1 year old I think its nicer if the parent made a basic cake themselves, rather than pay a stranger $300 or whatever this cost.
For my daughter's first birthday I did a baby cake and an adult cake. Because at one, my daughter still couldn't eat all the stuff that comes in a traditional cake (eggs and cows milk). The adult cake was store bought and looked pretty.
Load More Replies...So far this is the best on the list. It doesn't look bad except for the future serial k**ler on top.
Fortunately Isaac just turned 1 and will look back on this and can tease his parents mercilessly.
Good thing he is only one and will not get anightmare from the topper!
I Think This Cake Has Seen Some Things
question: is there a stick in the middle for stability? it would explain her look
To be fair, my hips hurt watching real gymnastics, too
Load More Replies...This Was Her Last Custom Order Cake Of 2023 And Lets Hope Forever!
Apparently This Is Not A Joke
I Feel Like It’ll Look The Same Way Coming Out
I've heard people say "eat a bucket of d***s". This is the first time I've seen what a bucket of them looks like. /j
David, if yours looks anything like that, best you get to a doctor sharpish.
Load More Replies...From A Professional Bakery
Just because you are paid to do the job doesn't mean you are good at it.
Load More Replies...Oh! Just imagine if this was just a big vanilla slice cake with passion fruit icing!! 😋😋
Terrifying!!
These don't look like edible teeth, these look like Grandad's dentures.
Load More Replies...It's my favorite thing! I only regret not having a reason to make one of these
Load More Replies...Grandma says has anyone seen my teeth. Grapa says I am missing a glass eye, And my spare one is missing also.
I Mean It's Never Too Late To Uninvite Someone To Your Wedding, A Mum Is No Exception
When the cat has unrolled all the TP and you roll it back, but it doesn't work very well.
I am a bit crazy, but I don't mind this cake. Don't know what it is, but it does look pretty.
Me too, actually i would love it, if SO make a cake like that for me! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Load More Replies...It probably would look great with only a couple of layers. This looks like unrolled/rolled tp.
This goes to show you that just because something took a lot of effort and time, does not make it good.
It's the thought that counts, maybe the giver thought m**h would help?
I'm wondering/worrying if the black unlabeled bottles have anything to do with the recipe
Tapeworms? Caramelized Onions?? Who Knows???
And I just requested to join this Facebook group because I absolutely need to know if it is tapeworms or caramelized onions
This must be an UBE cake with stringy MACAPUNO. An attempt at a Filipino bake. FAIL.
Well, it’s Pam Dawber’s c. 1978 cowl-neck sweater filled with mud dauber nests, of course, silly!
I Hope It's Also Your Last
One of a kind. I am not sure what the theme is but I will give an "ok" for effort.
Found This On My Local Marketplace
They really like typing "cakes" and commas, don't they?
Load More Replies..."Cakes aren't made, you have to make them" Ah yes, you don't drive a car, you have to drive them.
I cannot believe the balls of some of these people posting their horrible food and baked goods.
Like those going on talent shows who have no talent. Amazing.
Load More Replies...Oh No 😬 A Coworker Of Mine Made This For Her Sister's Wedding
That cake looks delicious. The cake topper is the wrong color and the floral stems are too long.
It probably is. But icing that looks like diarrhea is never a good idea, except at Halloween and baby showers
Load More Replies...An attempt was made. I hope it tasted better than it looked.
Stumbled Across The Stitch One On My Feed As The Page Was Suggested
Yeah, give it to me ill burn it for you with a fork and some juice.
Load More Replies...Hmmmmm
My Cousin Posted This
My son loves Dragonball. A couple years ago, when he turned 14 or 15, I made him a cake on which I drew two green circles, covered in "scales". A literal 'Dragon's Balls' cake. It was almost as bad as this one. But I made it that way on purpose, as a joke, of course. He loved it, lol.
Spotted In The Wild On My Facebook Feed This Morning🫠🥵 I Have So. Many. Questions
Maybe, the poster just appreciates the effort gone into making a cake for them?
I would appreciate that too! But I would probably not post a picture of it calling it beautiful.
Load More Replies...The worst part is that the chocolate is in the wrapper and covered in something, so your hands get sticky when having to open it
Don't worry, the plastic will get melted off by the candles.
Load More Replies...The official hurl cake!! For it looks like and makes me want to hurl!
Found In The Wild
Shame the bottom football/intestines let it down, that bird one above is kind of cute
A football! Thanks! I honestly did not recognize it...
Load More Replies...I think cupcake cakes are pretty smart. Everyone gets their cupcake. Minor mess, with no plastic forks, plates everywhere, and napkins instead of plates. It sounds good to me.
Except for the twenty pounds of frosting needed to hold the whole mess together. Have cake or have cupcakes. Pick one
Load More Replies...Betty Crocker once offered a 'colon cake' but the results come out sh|tty every time, so they flushed the hole initiative.
Uhhhhh
I Have No Words
No, someone has vommed prawn cocktail into a shark tank
Load More Replies...Happy St Patrick's Day From These Hideous Bastard
Made by an American with a great-great-great-great-grandmother that was Irish but they still say 'I'm Irish.'
Well, are ya, punk? (Yes I know it's do ya, but that wouldn't fit with the cake)
Why Is It In A Storage Bin
Good luck cutting this up, would have been smarter to put the cake on the lid and then the storage bin over it.
They are cupcakes, therefore no cutting needed, rme.
Load More Replies...They (the cupcakes) are on a tray inside the tub. You can see the handles on the sides.
This made me laugh. I am saving it for inspiration. Send it to Boebert's office.
This Is The Stuff Made Of Nightmares
Hmmmmm
Imaging Hiring A Cook And This Is What They Serve
This isn’t too bad, actually. They didn’t let it cool long enough before adding frosting, so it’s a little melty. And then it looks uneven & chunky because there’s chopped up strawberry in the icing too. Easy fix: let cool completely, don’t mix in the berries & just sprinkle on top.
No Thank You
It's a... one of those... you know... from the... fuqked if I know.
Load More Replies...You Think Anyone’s Bought One Yet?
I Can't Unsee Blood Clots
This was so nearly good. If they had just filled the gaps with more cherries.
l for me I can't stop seeing cherries. I think this is someone trying to hard to make a post.
Celebrating a new baby perhaps, complete with chunks of nutritional placenta?
Oof
Found In Another Group And No One Had Context There Either
100 babysitters have put the lotion on their skin...
Load More Replies...100 Babysitters? 100 days babysitter? 100 kids babysat? 100 YEARS babysitting? So many questions...
It’s Touching The Cake
I think it's decorative grasses. But I'd sooner not look too closely
Load More Replies...Spaghetti. She Decorated The Cake With Spaghetti
It would be a cool idea if it wasn't done so sloppily and if it weren't on a cake
Free Feels Expensive, Tbh
Ngl, I kinda like this one. Looks like the very first watercolor paintings I made in school.
I think it's really pretty. And free? Yeah!
Load More Replies...People often put ”free”, but that’s because they are actually for sale with different prices.
Hold Me Mommy, I’m Scared
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, "beavers don't belong on cakes".
Had To Read The Comments To Ensure There Was An After For This Cake
Are They Ghosts?? Or Something Else?
Um
What Drives Me Nuts Is The Picture Is Off-Centered. The Baker Could've Asked For A Better Pic Or Tried To Get It Centered When Printing
Outstanding Workmanship
Ok, yeah, the cake isn't great. But the icing color is the worst part of this cake. It looks like a white cake that spent too much time at its smoking grandmother's house in the 80's and turned that horrible off white/ tan color.
This took a LOT of effort! Unfortunately the skills aren’t quite there yet.
Because the layers are uneven and the strawberries are green??
Load More Replies...Hmmmm
Happy St Patrick's Day From This Hideous Bastard
Technically, Guinness is "stout" rather than ale. Otherwise I don't think it's that bad.
Load More Replies...I’d Cry If I Ordered A Cake And Received This
That's top end of home made, no reason to cry (unless it's the wrong team)
Person Was Asking How Much Should They Charge And Said It’s A Marble Cake Inspired By Birds Nests
It Kind Of Looks Like They Are Racing Along The Road With A Marina On The Right Side
At least a third of these are perfectly fine, and some of them are actually quite spectacular. Not sure why some are on this list.
The big fails here are not the home made cakes- it’s the ones that are for sale!!!
15 years ago I had a bakery. I made things that tasted delicious and were allergen friendly, nothing really ever looked "pretty" though. If you can make something look pretty AND taste amazing, that's some talent! 😋
I feel for all of the 'artists.' Your idea is perfect when you start out, and promptly begins to sag away from the perfect idea at every opportunity. At some point, so many compromises have been made that your delusion fails completely and, "let's just wrap it up" becomes the design goal.
This is what happens when children are given a trophy for participating and not achievement.
I'll let you all shame me. I made this for my daughter's seventh birthday back in 2007 when it was relevant. https://www.instructables.com/Wheel-Of-WOW!/
Back in the last century, I worked at an ice cream place that also had cakes, but the owner was out only real decorator and rarely came in to decorate the cakes. People were always wanting us to 'just' write Happy Birthday or whatever on the cakes, but it isn't as easy as you think!
People please learn to research your bakery! Not everyone is great with cakes or decorations. Some are better more traditional style.
At least a third of these are perfectly fine, and some of them are actually quite spectacular. Not sure why some are on this list.
The big fails here are not the home made cakes- it’s the ones that are for sale!!!
15 years ago I had a bakery. I made things that tasted delicious and were allergen friendly, nothing really ever looked "pretty" though. If you can make something look pretty AND taste amazing, that's some talent! 😋
I feel for all of the 'artists.' Your idea is perfect when you start out, and promptly begins to sag away from the perfect idea at every opportunity. At some point, so many compromises have been made that your delusion fails completely and, "let's just wrap it up" becomes the design goal.
This is what happens when children are given a trophy for participating and not achievement.
I'll let you all shame me. I made this for my daughter's seventh birthday back in 2007 when it was relevant. https://www.instructables.com/Wheel-Of-WOW!/
Back in the last century, I worked at an ice cream place that also had cakes, but the owner was out only real decorator and rarely came in to decorate the cakes. People were always wanting us to 'just' write Happy Birthday or whatever on the cakes, but it isn't as easy as you think!
People please learn to research your bakery! Not everyone is great with cakes or decorations. Some are better more traditional style.
