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Em the Bored Lord • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. (Also Grandpa Simpson)

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Ooh! That's even cooler!

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Whispery bones. Lovely. Welp, I'm off to the therapist for nightmare treatment.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

I can see a face, sorta, where the head would be. Looks like one of those weird mustache mask dealies.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

I'm not MoreBrains. I've never heard of them.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Probably a gift. LET'S HOPE FOR THE BEST HERE, PEOPLE!

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Once I drempt my friend's office building thing was being remodled and when I woke up a week or so later told me it was (i cannot spell today at all)

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Hello

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

OH GOD I'M SORRY [insert mother's name here]

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

...laugh attack?

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Em the Bored Lord • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Wouldn't be great if we die and go to a magic forest while we wait for our next family to be ready for us? 😍

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Hoot hoot I don’t need a babysitter I’m a big boy house

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Wouldn't be great if we die and go to a magic forest while we wait for our next family to be ready for us? 😍

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Hoot hoot I don’t need a babysitter I’m a big boy house

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Norwegian was easy and you think you were a pirate? I'm guessing.. viking..

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Hippity hoppity you should now leave the property

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Can anyone verify this? Screw it. I'll claim it as fact anyway

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Oooh burn

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

"Because no"

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

T-That is so... 😮

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

THATS SO CUTEEE OMGGGG

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Oh boy this one got me 😂

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I’ll take it from here

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Oh my gosh, this one is the best

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Someone should totally just stab newton!

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Dunno about anyone else, but last I checked, I don't live on Mars.

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

It do be too salty tho.

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Same.

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

As soon as it pops up it disappears.

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Higher! 😂

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

"Can't.... breathe". The irony is strong with these ones!

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Love this kind of humour

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Em the Bored Lord • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Ooh! That's even cooler!

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Whispery bones. Lovely. Welp, I'm off to the therapist for nightmare treatment.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

I can see a face, sorta, where the head would be. Looks like one of those weird mustache mask dealies.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

I'm not MoreBrains. I've never heard of them.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Probably a gift. LET'S HOPE FOR THE BEST HERE, PEOPLE!

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Once I drempt my friend's office building thing was being remodled and when I woke up a week or so later told me it was (i cannot spell today at all)

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Hello

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I'm an unbiased participant hoot hoot

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I think I speak for all of America when I say: Fair.

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Physics xD

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Yes.

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

That machine gun fridge, tho

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

HOOTY!!! (The Owl House)

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Mhm. Yes. Just yes.

This Page Is Posting ‘Bad Science Jokes’ And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

OHH YEES

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

OH GOD I'M SORRY [insert mother's name here]

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

...laugh attack?

Em the Bored Lord • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

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The lightning makes that description on point ngl

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone (New Pics)

dumpster juice. I needed to read that!

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone (New Pics)

Ouch.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Why so rude and aggressive? Where you a tool bag in your previous life?

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Past lives.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4940_RClfs

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Norwegian was easy and you think you were a pirate? I'm guessing.. viking..

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

this one is just sweet

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Well then, Lisa it is

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

and why you didn't belive her?? Just to make her really upset?

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Oh come on, she wasn't exposed to the name Lisa? Not in a book, a movie, a cartoon? That's not some obscure name.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Im interested in talking to this kid

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

It would've been really sucky to get a negative review.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Wouldn't be great if we die and go to a magic forest while we wait for our next family to be ready for us? 😍

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

For several months around age 4 or so my son was quite distressed that his little sister was lost in the forest and couldn't find us. He didn't have a little sister at the time, she was born about a year and a half later.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Looks like the ghost of C3PO

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

At least the ghost is wearing a mask!

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Hippity hoppity you should now leave the property

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

Okay, yeah, I'll be heading out now. Don't need this crap in my head all day.

30 Parents Share How Their Kids Casually Dropped Some Creepy Sentences That Sent Chills Down Their Spines

War time memories

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