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Ahmad Jordan

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Ahmad Jordan • submitted a new post 2 months ago

Cats

I Have The Sweetest Most Gentlest Cat In History... So I Made An Animation About Him.

Ahmad Jordan • commented on 2 posts 5 years ago

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

Hey, if you're still interested, the article has been updated with their new replies as well as their peace offering. Consider it as Season 2 to this epic battle ;-) And please share with others. https://www.boredpanda.com/a-samurai-challenged-a-pen-company-to-a-duel-to-see-if-the-pen-is-truly-mightier-than-the-sword-the-pen-company-accepted-the-challenge-updated/

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

They replied! Yup. A few hours after I submitted this article. They are sending a "peace offering" too. LOL. Once I get the offering in the mail, I'll re-post this article with the updated conclusion to this epic battle.

Ahmad Jordan • submitted 2 new posts 5 years ago

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge! (Updated)

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

Ahmad Jordan • upvoted 4 items 5 years ago

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge! (Updated)

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

Here's a prime example that not all heroes wear capes.

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge! (Updated)

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

Here's a prime example that not all heroes wear capes.

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

That can't be the end. When does the 2nd Season of this come out? Hopefully it can retain its original cast.

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

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Ahmad Jordan • upvoted 2 items 7 years ago

10 Things Everyone Should Know About Being In An Interracial, International Relationship With A Polish Communist Vegan

Well I call myself a socialist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Photography & Digital Art

Ten Illustrations Of Superheroes And Villains Living Life Like The Rest Of Us

Ahmad Jordan • submitted a new post 7 years ago

Photography & Digital Art

Ten Illustrations Of Superheroes And Villains Living Life Like The Rest Of Us

Ahmad Jordan • upvoted 17 items 8 years ago

I've Seen A Lot Of Weird Shit At Starbucks... But I've Never Seen Someone Arrested For "Trespassing."

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

I loved the comment "it's the same thing cats do!"

I've Seen A Lot Of Weird Shit At Starbucks... But I've Never Seen Someone Arrested For "Trespassing."

Funny

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

Funny

10 Things Everyone Should Know About Being In An Interracial, International Relationship With A Polish Communist Vegan

Curiosities

Delusions Of Grandé Part 3: The 13 Most Annoying People At Starbucks

Funny

How To Know If You—yes, You—are A Caffiend.

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Hi Marcelle, I've posted more of my SB stuff. Enjoy. https://www.boredpanda.com/delusions-of-grande-2-a-free-refill-of-weird-st-at-starbucks/

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Delusions Of Grandé Part 2: A Free Refill Of Weird S**t At Starbucks

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

And they all drink coffee together. Strange. ;-)

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Morica is full of weirdos.Very enterteaning ones.

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Thank you Marcelle. I have TONS of drawings and notes that I did during my seven years of using SB as an office. I'll add more or maybe write a second article. Stay tuned and thank you for reading. Please share.

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Very funny writing! Would love to see more.

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

For maximum results, go to a downtown Starbucks, preferably in a big city. All of you have to do then is just wait... Sooner or later, stuff starts happening.

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

I gotta go to Starbucks more often. It sounds incredibly entertaining. Thank you for sharing.

Art & Design, Visual Art

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

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Ahmad Jordan • submitted 7 new posts 8 years ago

I've Seen A Lot Of Weird Shit At Starbucks... But I've Never Seen Someone Arrested For "Trespassing."

Funny

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

I've Seen A Lot Of Weird Shit At Starbucks... But I've Never Seen Someone Arrested For "Trespassing."

Funny

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

Funny

10 Things Everyone Should Know About Being In An Interracial, International Relationship With A Polish Communist Vegan

Curiosities

Delusions Of Grandé Part 3: The 13 Most Annoying People At Starbucks

Funny

How To Know If You—yes, You—are A Caffiend.

Funny

Delusions Of Grandé Part 2: A Free Refill Of Weird S**t At Starbucks

Art & Design, Visual Art

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

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Ahmad Jordan • commented on 4 posts 8 years ago

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Hi Marcelle, I've posted more of my SB stuff. Enjoy. https://www.boredpanda.com/delusions-of-grande-2-a-free-refill-of-weird-st-at-starbucks/

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

And they all drink coffee together. Strange. ;-)

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Hi Marcelle, I've posted more of my SB stuff. Enjoy. https://www.boredpanda.com/delusions-of-grande-2-a-free-refill-of-weird-st-at-starbucks/

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

And they all drink coffee together. Strange. ;-)

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

For maximum results, go to a downtown Starbucks, preferably in a big city. All of you have to do then is just wait... Sooner or later, stuff starts happening.

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Ahmad Jordan • submitted a new post 2 months ago

Cats

I Have The Sweetest Most Gentlest Cat In History... So I Made An Animation About Him.

Ahmad Jordan • submitted 2 new posts 5 years ago

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge! (Updated)

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

Ahmad Jordan • submitted a new post 7 years ago

Photography & Digital Art

Ten Illustrations Of Superheroes And Villains Living Life Like The Rest Of Us

Ahmad Jordan • submitted 7 new posts 8 years ago

I've Seen A Lot Of Weird Shit At Starbucks... But I've Never Seen Someone Arrested For "Trespassing."

Funny

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

Funny

10 Things Everyone Should Know About Being In An Interracial, International Relationship With A Polish Communist Vegan

Curiosities

Delusions Of Grandé Part 3: The 13 Most Annoying People At Starbucks

Funny

How To Know If You—yes, You—are A Caffiend.

Funny

Delusions Of Grandé Part 2: A Free Refill Of Weird S**t At Starbucks

Art & Design, Visual Art

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

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Ahmad Jordan • commented on 2 posts 5 years ago

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

Ahmad Jordan • commented on 4 posts 8 years ago

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Hi Marcelle, I've posted more of my SB stuff. Enjoy. https://www.boredpanda.com/delusions-of-grande-2-a-free-refill-of-weird-st-at-starbucks/

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

And they all drink coffee together. Strange. ;-)

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

For maximum results, go to a downtown Starbucks, preferably in a big city. All of you have to do then is just wait... Sooner or later, stuff starts happening.

Ahmad Jordan • upvoted 4 items 5 years ago

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge! (Updated)

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

Here's a prime example that not all heroes wear capes.

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

That can't be the end. When does the 2nd Season of this come out? Hopefully it can retain its original cast.

Funny

A Samurai Challenged A Pen Company To A Duel, To See If The Pen Is Truly Mightier Than The Sword. The Pen Company Accepted The Challenge!

Ahmad Jordan • upvoted 2 items 7 years ago

10 Things Everyone Should Know About Being In An Interracial, International Relationship With A Polish Communist Vegan

Well I call myself a socialist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Photography & Digital Art

Ten Illustrations Of Superheroes And Villains Living Life Like The Rest Of Us

Ahmad Jordan • upvoted 14 items 8 years ago

I've Seen A Lot Of Weird Shit At Starbucks... But I've Never Seen Someone Arrested For "Trespassing."

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

I loved the comment "it's the same thing cats do!"

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

Agreed!

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

Awesome

Funny

10 Things I’ve Learned About Working In Public Places

Funny

10 Things Everyone Should Know About Being In An Interracial, International Relationship With A Polish Communist Vegan

Curiosities

Delusions Of Grandé Part 3: The 13 Most Annoying People At Starbucks

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Morica is full of weirdos.Very enterteaning ones.

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

And they all drink coffee together. Strange. ;-)

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

Hi Marcelle, I've posted more of my SB stuff. Enjoy. https://www.boredpanda.com/delusions-of-grande-2-a-free-refill-of-weird-st-at-starbucks/

Delusions Of Grandé: Weird Stuff I've Seen At Starbucks

For maximum results, go to a downtown Starbucks, preferably in a big city. All of you have to do then is just wait... Sooner or later, stuff starts happening.

Funny

How To Know If You—yes, You—are A Caffiend.

Funny

Delusions Of Grandé Part 2: A Free Refill Of Weird S**t At Starbucks

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