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Bronin Brown is not a real samurai, but he plays one on the Internet. So on August 12, 2020 when he emailed Parker, a luxury pen company, challenging them to a duel to resolve once and for all if the pen is in fact mightier than the sword, he was surprised when they replied the same day—accepting the challenge. The conversation that followed was hilarious.

Challenge Sent!

Challenge Accepted!

Challenge Re-Challenged

Re-Challenged Challenge Confirmed!

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Terms of Battle!

The Battle Poster

The Sword Wins (by Forfeit).