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Alright people, consider this our official, albeit highly unofficial, presidential decree for the day, if we were in charge, things would be a little different, and definitely a lot more fun. Our first act wouldn't be about complicated policies or boring speeches, nope, it'd be about getting these 24 absolutely brilliant finds into the hands of every citizen, because you deserve nice things.

Our administration is all about upgrading daily life, one genius gadget or clever solution at a time. We've scoured the depths of the internet, probably spent too much on our own "research," and emerged with a list of items that'll make you wonder how you ever managed without them. Think of it as a stimulus package for your happiness, delivered with a side of witty commentary.

Decorative glass cube lamp casting colorful light patterns, showcasing unique finds that inspire executive order ideas.

Review: "It lights me from the inside out! I live where I can see the actual Northern Lights at times! It is a fun mood setting light for all ages! Feeling a little down...Just turn it on! I have not used the timer function and I did not realize it had one until I went to write this review." - Margaret McMahon

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    Because Trying To Remember If Red Goes On Positive Or Negative Under Pressure Feels Like A Pop Quiz You Definitely Didn't Study For, There's The Noco Boost Ultrasafe Jump Starter

    Portable NOCO Boost Plus device connected to a car battery for quick and safe jump-starting.

    Review: "Used it the day I got it, right out of the box. My daughter-in-law had a dead battery. Attached the cables, turned it on, the car started immediately. She and my son have gotten my money's worth out it. They have used it more than me. I wouldn't want to be without it." - JDB

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    Randy Sanders
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of this exact brand and model. The first time you have to use it, it pays for itself.

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    Your Patio Table Is Probably Tired Of Getting Those Unintentional BBQ Sauce Tattoos, So Maybe Introduce It To A Silicone Grill Tool Matt

    Orange grill tool holder with spatula, tongs, condiments, and wooden utensils next to barbecue with food grilling outdoors.

    Review: "Great accessory for the Blackstone grill, keeps your utensils from messing up your side trays, Very washable and durable makes cleaning up a breeze." - Chad R. Turner

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    Potted plants on a patio at night with decorative string lights glowing, showcasing unique finds for a perfect setup.

    Review: "I was nervous to buy them because it doesn’t say if you can spread them out or not, but they bend as much as you push them. Nice soft lighting. Quick shipping. Have had them a few weeks and they are working perfectly." - MissShopAlot

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    Shower floor cleaning before and after transformation showcasing a top executive order bathroom find.

    Review: "This is the guy's basement shower and I have tried for several years to get the stains out of the shower base. I even filled the base with bleach water and let it stand for hours. Nothing worked until I tried Wet & Forget for the shower. This product has a nice smell and is not overpowering. The first time I sprayed the shower I let it stand for 24 hours. I then wiped the walls with an old washcloth to remove the gunk.  - Deb T.

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    Kahi Seoul wrinkle bounce multi balm stick with pink packaging featured among top finds for executive order

    Review: "If you're going for that just out of the shower look, this product is excellent. I thought this was just a wrinkle and hydrating collagen balm, but should have paid more attention to the photos in the listing and the product description that says it's also a "face mist" moisture balm. When I put it on, my skin had a wet look to it, and after consulting the package I realized that's exactly what it's supposed to do. It lasts for a long time, which is nice for keeping your skin hydrated, but is not a look I personally am going for. However, it is hydrating and I especially like it as a lip balm." - crazy99_x

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    You Thought Grime Was A Permanent Resident, Then The Pink Stuff Showed Up Like 'New Landlord, Who Dis'

    Cleaning paste container and shiny stainless steel pan bottom demonstrating cleaning finds and tips.

    Review: "I found this slightly easier to use than barkeepers. I have an expensive pan I use for everything and it was dirty with that burnt on stuff you can’t get off. Until I got the Pink stuff. Generally easy to use. Did a great job. I’m hooked." - juhgail

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's useless. Barkeepers knocks it into a cocked hat.

    Before and after images showing a cleaned and restored corner tile with improved grout in home executive order finds.

    Review: "Most miraculous, amazing product! I thought I’d try this before recaulking and so glad I did. I couldn’t believe how wonderfully it worked!" - Amazon Customer

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    Okay, quick presidential water break. Still with us? Good, because our next batch of decreed items might just make you want to build a tiny shrine in their honor, or at least clear some shelf space. We're not judging either way.

    Yellow Swedish dishcloth package with benefits and usage instructions for eco-friendly, absorbent kitchen cleaning.

    Review: "I never really rate anything that I have purchased, but I must about these dishcloths. They are absolutely fabulous. One of my favorite things outside of really doing their job, is that they don’t get the damp smell that my dish rags get or my throw away handi wipes. I love these and am going to order more. I highly recommend!" - Joanne H. Spino

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    Carol Aguilar
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been using these for years. The Wettex brand is the original and works the BEST

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    Shine A Light On Your Space: The Ultimate Under Cabinet Lighting Kit

    Modern kitchen countertop with microwave, dishwasher, and fruit basket representing executive order finds.

    Review: "They were super easy to install and the adhesive is well made. We were able to put them up in less than 20 mins." - L. J. Denham

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    Get Out Of Spotty Situations With Grandma's Secret: A Remover That Charms

    Before and after images showing stain removal on pink fabric, highlighting best finds for effective cleaning results.

    Review: "This spray is the best thing there is for grease, most food stains, and blood. For those things I've never seen anything like it. I have a 2 year old. For 2 years I've let clothes soak in oxyclean or Tide Stain Release for days, with decent success. Then I'd have to run those clothes through a water cycle to get out the chemicals. With grandmas secret I spray it on at the end of the week (not immediately), rub it in with a toothbrush, and it's generally gone. I've been shocked with grease and blood- there is nothing else like this. " - C S

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    Randy Sanders
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hydrogen peroxide works as well, and a lot cheaper.

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    That Awkward Moment When You Realize The Space Under Your Sink Has More Drama Than A Reality TV Show, A 2 Tier Under-Sink Organiser Can Totally Fix That

    Organized bathroom cabinet with skincare products and towels, showcasing top finds for executive order style organization.

    Review: "Easy to put together and it is very good to keep items organized under the sink." - Wendy Stokes

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    When Your Clumsy Alter Ego Makes An Appearance, The Puracy Stain Remover Spray Is Like A Real-Life Undo Button For Fabric Tragedies

    Stain remover spray held near a washing machine and Under Armour baseball pants laid on a couch, showcasing useful finds.

    Review: "Seriously my favorite stain remover, I have two toddlers and very rarely worry about staining with this!" - Scott

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    Hand holding a white and purple Owala water bottle, one of the top finds for a first executive order.

    Review: "I love this bottle! I’ve tried other bottles with straws that don’t work very well and are hard to drink from, but this one is excellent. Plus, it’s great that you can drink water in two different ways quickly without having to deal with all the hassle other bottles usually have. I ordered the package from US to my country, and it arrived in perfect condition, so don’t worry about it getting dented or scratched during shipping :) The color is super cute! The boot you see at the bottom is a separate accessory I bought here on Amazon, it’s not included with the bottle. And if you are wondering: yes, the 32oz doesn't fit must cup holders, but you can go for 24oz or the newest Owala styles." - Sofia

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    Since Yelling 'Hodor' At Your Adventurous Toddler Rarely Works, Maybe Try A Baby Proofing Door Stopper

    Door secured with a white plastic door lock device as a practical executive order find for home safety.

    Review: "Nice product, fits door as expected. We use them to keep the wind from slamming doors shut 👍" - Diane Moser

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    Squishy Support: The Memory Foam Multi-Tasker

    Person reading a book and holding a canned drink while relaxing on an outdoor chair with executive order finds.

    Review: "You must buy this! It's so cozy for reading and I love that I can easily have my book propped up on it and my arms resting on the sides. I'm excited to use it for working from home with my work laptop. It works in chairs, on the couch, and in bed. I'm a women size 12 and there's still enough room for my hips to fit through the opening." - Amy

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    We're pretty sure if these next few finds were running for office, they'd win by a landslide. They solve those little everyday annoyances so well, you'll feel like you've unlocked a new level of adulting. And who doesn't want that on their presidential record?

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    Tired Eyes, Meet Warm Relief: The Eye Massager with Heat You Need!

    Man wearing a gray sleep mask resting on a couch with headphones and speaker in a casual room setting.

    Review: "My husband and I absolutely LOVE this gadget! Perfect to relax and decompress after a long day or when extra stressed. We haven't used it long enough to see changes in sleep or dark circles yet (which would be an added bonus), however even without those results this is an amazing eye rub with just the right amount of pressure that gives you instant relief for sore tired eyes. Easy to use and adjust to different head sizes." - Kimberly A.

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    The Archaeological Dig Site At The Bottom Of Your Purse, Famous For Its Lost Bobby Pins And Ancient Mints, Can Finally Be Excavated By The Clean Ball Purse Cleaner

    Pink honeycomb-patterned ball-shaped item on a wooden desk, featured among 24 finds as a first executive order.

    Review: "Love this little gadget. Keeps the crumbs and dirt in my purse at bay: very satisfying taking it out and examining the dirt. Easy to clean and throw back into my purse." - mindy

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    Worn fabric upholstery before and after cleaning, showing impressive restoration among top finds in executive order picks.

    Review: "I recently adopted 2 kittens and they have made the side of my sofa into a scratching post. Started looking for a fabric shaver to try to save my sofa. Saw this product and read some of the review and decided to give it a try. The shaver was easy to use, and did the job well! So glad that I purchased this item." - Bonnie P Williams

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    That Awkward Black Hole Between Your Car Seats, Probably Hiding Narnia And All Your Missing Chapsticks, Can Finally Be Blocked By A Drop Stop Car Seat Gap Filler

    Close-up of black leather car seat and center console highlighting detailed stitching and seatbelt buckle in sunlight.

    Review: "Exactly what I needed. They are going to save me a lot of grief. I’m constantly dropping things between my seats. They blend right in with my seats so you don’t even notice them. I watched the helpful installation video and they were as easy to install as they said." - The Johnson 5

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    Soft Paws, Warm Heart: The Cat Paw Cushion That's Just Claw-Some!

    Cat resting on a plush pet bed and a pink cushioned support seat on an office chair, cozy finds for comfort.

    Review: "I had purchased this pillow to hold me over until I got a new office chair... It did it's purpose but where it's really useful is on our couch, as it now doubles as a pet bed for our gray tabby who can be caught sleeping in it on a daily basis. Not only does it help keep his fur off the couch, it also matches him perfectly and gives him the best spot to do his favorite thing, lean. It's pretty comfy to sit on if your human, better to snuggle on if you're a kitty. Super cute." - Melissa & Andy Lange

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    Cat sitting on carpet near fur remover tool and large pile of pet hair, highlighting pet hair removal finds.

    Review: "The chom chom is unbelievable. If you’re on the fence, just buy it. This was after I ran it over my living room carpet. This reusable magician of a product handles the shedding from my long haired calico better than my Bissell pet vacuum by a mile. It’s incredibly easy to use, and after a year is still just as great as when I first received it. You will find yourself reaching for this over anything else again and again." - Brandi Schultz

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    Keep Your Cookies From Going Stale Faster Than A TikTok Trend With Some Airtight Food Storage Containers

    Pantry shelves organized with labeled containers holding grains, nuts, snacks, and baking essentials for easy access and storage.

    Review: "These help tremendously with organizing. The only downfall is that they are narrow and if your pantry has wire shelving they tip. Regardless of that issue I liked these so much I just ordered another set." - Stephanie Courson

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    When You Want Your Veggies To Look Like They All Graduated From The Same Fancy Culinary School, The Fullstar Vegetable Chopper Makes It Happen

    Kitchen tool with interchangeable blades and freshly chopped apple pieces, perfect for quick and easy food prep finds.

    Review: "LOVE this. I have prepped and eaten more vegetables since it arrived than in the week prior to buying it. The blades are sharp and efficient, it’s easy to clean, it’s sturdy and easy to use. Blade switching is safe and efficient. And it’s easy to store in one basket in my cabinet. Would definitely recommend." - iCaraBout

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