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I don't know if some people really think others are that gullible but the number of opportunistic folks lowballing online sellers is as ridiculous as their offers.

$5,000 for a new Steinway piano, $50 for a PlayStation... There's a special place in hell online for them—a subreddit called r/ChoosingBeggars.

It collects screenshots, pictures, or stories of people who are being way too picky when begging for things, and it has tons of them. Here are some of the most popular ones.

#1

Damn And I Thought You Guys Are Just Super Unlucky, But Then Met This...this Animal. I Was Shocked How Entitled Some People Feel

Damn And I Thought You Guys Are Just Super Unlucky, But Then Met This...this Animal. I Was Shocked How Entitled Some People Feel

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LuckyL
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm conflicted... Should I upvote because it's perfect for the thread or down vote because of this person

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    #2

    Baby's First Cb

    Baby's First Cb

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    When in Rome..

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    #3

    I Tried To Give Away Two Harnesses That No Longer Fit My Dog. Did Not Go Well

    I Tried To Give Away Two Harnesses That No Longer Fit My Dog. Did Not Go Well

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There arent words. Even frustration and incredulity can't express the level of Pissing me Off this would achieve.

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    #4

    The Second Interaction I’ve Had With A Choosing Beggar On Craigslist. This Time For A Lawn-Mower I Was Selling

    The Second Interaction I’ve Had With A Choosing Beggar On Craigslist. This Time For A Lawn-Mower I Was Selling

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love buying knew things

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    #5

    Please Leave Me Alone - We Are Sleeping

    Please Leave Me Alone - We Are Sleeping

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol! Honestly if that was me I would think I had dreamed that, if not for the text message evidence. Small scale twilight zone moment

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    #6

    Cb Tries To Buy A Fairly New Steinway Piano From My Mom For Just $5000

    Cb Tries To Buy A Fairly New Steinway Piano From My Mom For Just $5000

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow. How can people be so entitled?

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    #7

    Not Mine But Holy Stupidity

    Not Mine But Holy Stupidity

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Twilight zone music intensifies

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    #8

    Not Your Usual Choosingbeggar

    Not Your Usual Choosingbeggar

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    Totalpotterhead
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    “I’ll even throw in a collar!”

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    #9

    I Was Giving Away A Free Dishwasher On Craigslist And Caught One In The Wild!

    I Was Giving Away A Free Dishwasher On Craigslist And Caught One In The Wild!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Great response! 'Worth my while'....honestly is there some secret society of horses teeth examiners im not aware of smh

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    #10

    Kid (I Assume) Tries To Trade My Old PC For Nudes Of His Sister

    Kid (I Assume) Tries To Trade My Old PC For Nudes Of His Sister

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Call the bloody police right now

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    #11

    At Least He's Not A Bad FBI Agent

    At Least He's Not A Bad FBI Agent

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Am not a bad scammer. Oh I pity me. Can scam you now."....Ah that old chestnut, a classic FBI technique

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    #12

    My First Choosing Beggar In The Wild Did Not Disappoint

    My First Choosing Beggar In The Wild Did Not Disappoint

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    Vicki Heilbronn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Umm ...... customer service?. Do they not realize that people selling things on Craigslist are not businesses?!!

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    #13

    I Missed Out On Some Serious Cash

    I Missed Out On Some Serious Cash

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    Totalpotterhead
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    BRUH IM READING THESE AND IM HAVING AN INTERNAL MELTDOWN, LETS GO PUNCH THOSE ASSHOLES IN THE FACE

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    #14

    Selling Stuff Online

    Selling Stuff Online

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why sell something worth $2? Way too much time.

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    #15

    That's Low Blow Dude

    That's Low Blow Dude

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    §😂

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    I Wonder If He’s Still Driving Around Looking For My House

    I Wonder If He’s Still Driving Around Looking For My House

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "I know you clearly stated the terms and price, as well as the fact that neither were open to negotiation, but I'm just gonna ignore that and try to railroad you into changing your mind. Then when that doesn't work, I'm going to get angry because you were asking a reasonable price; I will likely use language and spelling that even the most immature teenager would look at and think, 'This guy needs to chill. And crack open a dictionary.'"

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    #17

    I Hate Craigslist. This Guy Has Been Bothering Me All Day, Never Posting My Number Again

    I Hate Craigslist. This Guy Has Been Bothering Me All Day, Never Posting My Number Again

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    Totalpotterhead
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH TROLLED

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    #18

    Everyone Named Sheldon Gets A Free Laptop

    Everyone Named Sheldon Gets A Free Laptop

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So no Bazinga?

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    #19

    So I Was Selling 32gb Of Ram And Asking $150 (Canada) And Got This Gem

    So I Was Selling 32gb Of Ram And Asking $150 (Canada) And Got This Gem

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ok, let's settle at 70.

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    #20

    So You Want Me To Unsell My Car And Are Offering Me Less Than It Sold For

    So You Want Me To Unsell My Car And Are Offering Me Less Than It Sold For

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    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Reminds me of the time I was trying to sell my car. Was talking to several interested people, but the first person to show up with actual cash got the car. When I let others know it had sold, one woman berated me and launched into a sob story about what she was going through and why she needed it and how I'd screwed her over by selling it. Like... how was I supposed to know literally any of that? Had she told me any of that before, I might've been willing to hold the damn car for her, but what the hell am I supposed to do with her telling me after the fact?

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    #21

    “Hey You Should Put Your Phone Number In The Ad So People Can Contact You And Ask You More Questions!” Great Idea Brain

    “Hey You Should Put Your Phone Number In The Ad So People Can Contact You And Ask You More Questions!” Great Idea Brain

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    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Don´t know if I am more crying or screaming inside. How arrogant can people be?

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    #22

    Such A Tempting Offer

    Such A Tempting Offer

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    Tapio Magnussen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I normally block directly any aggressive offer and I like to imagine lesson is learnt for them. NOTA: I use to fix always a fair fitted price, if not given for free. So I do not spend any time on negotiations.

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    #23

    Yes Gary. I Will Pay You $25 To Pick Up An Item I’m Giving You That You Want For Free

    Yes Gary. I Will Pay You $25 To Pick Up An Item I’m Giving You That You Want For Free

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    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This feels so familiar. I always put my city and zip code in ads then I occasionally get this; "can you do less 'cause I have to drive over an hour to pick it up!" Umm, no. How about you sell your house, buy one over here, move in, then you can walk over and pick it up? WORKS FOR ME.

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    #24

    This Guy Cracks Me Up Lol

    This Guy Cracks Me Up Lol

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    Ariana Brice
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    you're welcome

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    #25

    Woman Wanted Cartier Destinée Wedding Ring For Less Than Half Price And Called Me A Racial Slur For Not Agreeing

    Woman Wanted Cartier Destinée Wedding Ring For Less Than Half Price And Called Me A Racial Slur For Not Agreeing

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Jesus wept.

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    #26

    Marketplace Beggar Suffers With Selective Reading

    Marketplace Beggar Suffers With Selective Reading

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    Elizabeth Stewart
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Great response!

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    #27

    Not Me, But An Experience My Friend Had While Trying To Sell A Couch

    Not Me, But An Experience My Friend Had While Trying To Sell A Couch

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sell the car and get some therapy. Clearly, the buyer has issues.

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    #28

    Free iPhone Please?

    Free iPhone Please?

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    what is the average I.Q. of some of these buyers? Seems to be way low.

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    #29

    A Pre-Owned Ps4 Goes For $240 On Gamestop, I Put Mine Up On Craigslist For $180 Which Was Apparently Still Too High For This Guy

    A Pre-Owned Ps4 Goes For $240 On Gamestop, I Put Mine Up On Craigslist For $180 Which Was Apparently Still Too High For This Guy

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    Totalpotterhead
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ok wow... the stupidity level of this is off the charts

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    #30

    Sometimes You Gotta Cut Them A Deal

    Sometimes You Gotta Cut Them A Deal

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why do people think that making their offer lower will make the seller want to buy it? It literally makes no sense

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    #31

    You Dont Deliver On Free Craigslist??

    You Dont Deliver On Free Craigslist??

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *Insert surprised pikachu face* (Its sarcastic)

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    #32

    A Friend Of One Of My Employees Is Looking For A Cheap Car...i Tried So Hard To Keep My Cool

    A Friend Of One Of My Employees Is Looking For A Cheap Car...i Tried So Hard To Keep My Cool

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Brad has tacky friends.

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    #33

    I’m Not Picky I Promise

    I’m Not Picky I Promise

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Less than $900 AND low mileage? Those things don't go together

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    #34

    Selling A New Game

    Selling A New Game

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Caught there!

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    #35

    They Could Have The House Paid Off In Just 125 Years

    They Could Have The House Paid Off In Just 125 Years

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    Little Ms. Quirky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    it really would be a miracle if they lived up to 125 years tho

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    #36

    A Hamster Cage, That's Free....just Wow

    A Hamster Cage, That's Free....just Wow

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Surprisingly, that was the hamster who was messaging them

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    #37

    Never Thought I’d Encounter One Myself, Guess That’s What Happens When You Sell Stuff Online

    Never Thought I’d Encounter One Myself, Guess That’s What Happens When You Sell Stuff Online

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nice replies!

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    #38

    Posted Free China Cabinet On Craigslist And It Brought Out The Crazies. This Was The Entirety Of This Conversation, The Post Only Had A City Name And They Were “On The Way” Already

    Posted Free China Cabinet On Craigslist And It Brought Out The Crazies. This Was The Entirety Of This Conversation, The Post Only Had A City Name And They Were “On The Way” Already

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    Kuroka
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What the hell is up with the ''1/2'' and ''2/2''....do they not realize that (most)texts don't have a character limit?

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    #39

    Always Love Dealing With People On Craigslist

    Always Love Dealing With People On Craigslist

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    excellent response!

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    #40

    Trying To Give Away A Chair

    Trying To Give Away A Chair

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Idiot

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    #41

    Just, Why?

    Just, Why?

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Does cursing at the seller ever help?

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    #42

    Send Me For Free, You Wimp

    Send Me For Free, You Wimp

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Damn, the buyer defines idiot.

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    #43

    One Would Think That If You Lost Your Job, Buying A Motorcycle Wouldn’t Be A Priority

    One Would Think That If You Lost Your Job, Buying A Motorcycle Wouldn’t Be A Priority

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    Glory The Rainwing
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why? Just-just why? GET ANOTHER JOB BRAH

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    #44

    Asking Price 300. It Felt Good Not Replying

    Asking Price 300. It Felt Good Not Replying

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Keep yelling, maybe it'll walk up to your door..

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    #45

    Thelma, Master Negotiator

    Thelma, Master Negotiator

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    w h a t

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    #46

    Not That Great, But The Best One I've Ever Gotten

    Not That Great, But The Best One I've Ever Gotten

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    Doggo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ok

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    #47

    Trying To Sell My Old Beater On Craigslist

    Trying To Sell My Old Beater On Craigslist

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow 450 for a car? I recently paid 1400 euros just to fix the one that we inherited.

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    #48

    Interested... For Free Plus Delivery

    Interested... For Free Plus Delivery

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    uhh... no

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    #49

    Offers 150, Then Suddenly Says 100 Because He Has To Put Gas. "I'll See You Today." Hahah Yeah Right

    Offers 150, Then Suddenly Says 100 Because He Has To Put Gas. "I'll See You Today." Hahah Yeah Right

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    Little Ms. Quirky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    dude- what does your gas have to with the item???

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    #50

    Game Design Student Needed My Craigslist Video Card Because His Broke "2 Months Ago" And Had A Breakdown When I Didn't Want To Trade For A Wii

    Game Design Student Needed My Craigslist Video Card Because His Broke "2 Months Ago" And Had A Breakdown When I Didn't Want To Trade For A Wii

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That person needs someone to talk to they are feeling alone :( that's a sucky headspace to be in

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    #51

    Tough Negotiator

    Tough Negotiator

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    EQXL
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Rule nr 1 in any kind of deal. If you pressure me, the answer is no.

    #52

    Trying To Sell A Laptop For $120. This Person Offers Me $50 For It

    Trying To Sell A Laptop For $120. This Person Offers Me $50 For It

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Some people should not be allowed to breed.

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    #53

    Selling A Camera For $600. The Guy Says He Can Only Pay In Cash And Turns Up With $370 And Expects It’ll Be Fine. I Didn’t Even Get Out Of My Car. Just Drove Away

    Selling A Camera For $600. The Guy Says He Can Only Pay In Cash And Turns Up With $370 And Expects It’ll Be Fine. I Didn’t Even Get Out Of My Car. Just Drove Away

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The SELLER is white trash?!

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    #54

    Posted Byu/Moonchild2998 2 Years Ago Craig’s List Always Has The Choosiest Of The Beggars

    Posted Byu/Moonchild2998 2 Years Ago Craig’s List Always Has The Choosiest Of The Beggars

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Starting with you, Meagan

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    #55

    Blanked Out My Address And A Message Telling Me His. This Guy Is An Idiot

    Blanked Out My Address And A Message Telling Me His. This Guy Is An Idiot

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well that escalated quickly 😂

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    #56

    Lady Wants Barely-Used Computer For $25

    Lady Wants Barely-Used Computer For $25

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "You're welcome ignoramus"

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    #57

    Guy Got Mad When I Told Him Someone Else Was Willing To Pay The Asking Price

    Guy Got Mad When I Told Him Someone Else Was Willing To Pay The Asking Price

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh oh please don't call me names, I'm sorry, I really want you to like me so I'll give it to you now!

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    #58

    I Build Gaming/Workstation Pcs As A Side Hustle. I Have Been Receiving A Lot Of Messages Like This Since The Pandemic

    I Build Gaming/Workstation Pcs As A Side Hustle. I Have Been Receiving A Lot Of Messages Like This Since The Pandemic

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    YeAh BeCaUsE wE UsE PCs At sChOoL NoW

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    #59

    This Person Was Selling Frames On Craigslist And I Offered Full Price. He Then Goes And Sends Me This

    This Person Was Selling Frames On Craigslist And I Offered Full Price. He Then Goes And Sends Me This

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At least he is being polite...

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    #60

    Lady Is Upset I Wouldn’t Knock Off 5 Bucks Off A Cheap Item. Proceeds To Drag My Toddler In My Pic Into The Mix She’s So Mad After Making A Separate Account To Keep Trying

    Lady Is Upset I Wouldn’t Knock Off 5 Bucks Off A Cheap Item. Proceeds To Drag My Toddler In My Pic Into The Mix She’s So Mad After Making A Separate Account To Keep Trying

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ah, the old 'kill em with kindness' gambit.

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    #61

    My Girlfriends Mom Was Giving Away Furniture On Craigslist

    My Girlfriends Mom Was Giving Away Furniture On Craigslist

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Crazy--good description.

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    #62

    Gotta Love The Trade Down

    Gotta Love The Trade Down

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well makes sense 5 + 2 = 7, right ;)

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    #63

    I Sold A Really Unique, Old Vase A Few Days Ago And Forgot To Take The Listing Down. Got This Lovely Email As A Reminder To Do So

    I Sold A Really Unique, Old Vase A Few Days Ago And Forgot To Take The Listing Down. Got This Lovely Email As A Reminder To Do So

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    Nolan Schekel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Let me get this straight: you doubt the quality of the vase, pay 65 BUCKS LESS!!! than the original price, and you make the seller deliver. How stupid are you?

    #64

    Courtesy Of Depop Drama

    Courtesy Of Depop Drama

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sounds like a technacle genius.

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    #65

    The Deal Of A Lifetime

    The Deal Of A Lifetime

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I student too, but not now, now I Mum and adult. One day I might student again

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