Our own problems usually feel like the biggest thing happening in the world. Forget global fuel shortages and trade disputes—if the municipal government is repainting parking lines or neighborhood teens have tagged the bus stop again, that’s much more urgent.
The Facebook page ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers’ collects some of the most unhinged, funny, and unexpectedly entertaining headlines ever published in local papers.
Most of them wouldn’t get picked up by national TV channels, but they show how journalists are needed at every level to capture the stories that matter, even if for a smaller circle.
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I long for the days when any story involving the police was this... harmless.
British journalist and author Alistair Coleman has been running the blog for nearly two decades now.
“It’s a very specific thing, if you’re angry at something like dog poo on your street or your bus has been axed, you go out to your local press and they send a photographer and you point at the thing that’s made you angry and it’s those photos are what we want,” he said in a Q&A.
“People get furious about tiny little things in their life and it’s brilliant. So many people do it.”
Reminds me of the picture of a fire truck on fire I saw the other day.
Coleman himself has never been in local journalism.
“I was a technician to start with and my technician role sort of slid slightly into writing about technology and then the technician role disappeared so I just became a journalist and one thing led to another and I’m now a North Korea analyst and a Fake News analyst,” he explained.
“It’s a very weird career path I’ve taken.”
However, Coleman has become very passionate about local journalism while he has been working on this blog. “Not just in the UK but they also have challenges elsewhere in the world,” he said.
“Now that one of the major sources of news is the internet, newspapers find it difficult to monetize the news on the internet, so they’re losing money — just because people don’t want to pay for news. However, I’m all for anything that gets people reading their local newspaper again, connecting with their local communities again — and I’ve accidentally started people doing that again,” Coleman added.
simpsons treehouse of horrors, "nightmare cafeteria" season 6 episode 6!
Googled it. A chicken is capable of 15kph or 9mph in freedom units. That's a little slow for a city bus, including frequent stops, but not terrible.
Coleman has even released a book on ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers.’ Packed with the best that regional journalism can offer, there are chapters on antisocial behavior, transport hell, and fast-food nightmares.
One of the author’s favorite stories featured in the book is about a self-styled Mrs Angry on EU referendum day, but there are so many that stand out.
“Another favourite ... was some bloke that was pulled away from a funeral because there was a squirrel that set fire to his garage. The picture that came with it was an image aiming his shotgun up in the air, ‘Right squirrel, I’m going to come and get you.’ That was marvellous. It was a marvellous little story because it’s one man’s impotent fury but you do really feel sorry for him.”
“People go to their local paper about things that make them angry, things that are weird and they go viral from there. Local newspapers are the backbone of journalism,” Coleman added.
“It’s a shame, it’s such a shame many are cut to the bone. It’s a shame they can’t afford to have staffed photographers anymore because they are the people that make the British press what it is. I’m absolutely passionate about this.”
Coleman believes that should there be an American version of ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers,’ it would look very different.
“The American press is very different. They’re all trying to win the Pulitzer Prize, whereas British journalists always start with a strong top line, you know, ‘This happened today’. The American press is always, ‘It started off with an innocent trip to the zoo and it ended in tragedy’ — every single one of them does that. You’re down the fourth, fifth, sixth paragraph before you find out what the story is about because they’re too busy telling a ‘story story’ rather than a news story,” he said.
“They don’t tend to have the photography that we do, it’s always a picture of the scene — they don’t tend to go for the personal photography. Canada is a lot like ours, and Australia is like ours, only turned up to eleven.”
To be fair he has turned into a colossal bottomhole in the last few years.
I miss slow news days. Remember when the whole world was turned on its head by a picture of a dress? I miss those days.
I'm running the numbers for the calories in my brain and it's making my heart hurt.
Oh no! Do they not realize how sharp the claws are on those things??? 😳😳
He who smelt it dealt it. Yes I know I spelled smelled wrong but it's funnier that way.
Ahh! i was hoping it was a gateway to the nether-realms! Gonna have to find another way out of this timeline.
She threw an orange at him? Dear god lock her up and hide all the tropical fruit! Can you imagine what she could do with a PINEAPPLE?!?
To be fair to the teacher the girl had a peg leg and a parrot on her shoulder.
They went with that pun when "Potate-uh-ohhhh" was right there!
What a terrible situation to be in when you do not have to worry about your mortgage, or bills or the price of food.
