36 Times Americans And Europeans Roasted The Hell Out Of Each Other And Ended Up Online
Interview With ExpertAs a society—doesn’t matter which one—we’re past calling each other idiots or other simple, mono-to-duo-syllabic insults. And that’s for the best.
Because when you start elevating the level of the insult, making it complex, witty, or outright comedic with a good roast taste, it’s no longer acting upon an impulse of hate. No… It’s an exercise in creativity that involves knowing no boundaries.
And while this is not a rule, nor a statistic, equating someone’s lack of skill or cranial aptitude to a meteorological phenomenon might just crack them up to a degree where they couldn’t even be mad at you. And then you’d hug and forget why you were even arguing in the first place.
Now, apply that same logic between Americans and Europeans. This is that story.
We've also contacted Dr. Jeffrey Rubin, psychologist, author, and the man behind the From Insult To Respect blog, to discuss insults.
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On Measuring
USA! USA! We're Number 1... Except When It Comes To Medical Expenses
How does having a flag on the moon make you free? By that logic, people living in China would now also be free.
Time
We don't even have to calculate anything. We look at it and we just know
Rome
*European Confusion*
I recently needed to take a ride in not one but two wee-yoo wagons-- one to the nearest hospital ER and then the second to a different hospital for the necessary surgery. With my national healthcare coverage, I paid €7,86. An Uber would've cost a lot more, and have no paramedics to keep me stable.
Americans
The English Language Can Be Tricky
Damn. I Always Thought England Was Made Up To Scare The French
America Is The Reason You Have Cars
Never gets old ! 🙃 https://youtube.com/shorts/QH1GgIJ7TPs?si=p6eJXfchdXHZ7QM6
American vs. European Homes
Education
Hence the allowance of debt being encouraged. They are very linked...
Load More Replies...You can only own/possess a rifle or shotgun at 18. You have to be 21 to own/possess a hand gun.
Load More Replies..."Can I go and buy a gun while I put up my weekly shopping?" Absefreakinglutely
Oh, and, at 18, how many people entirely understand compound interest? I know I didn't.
It's even weirder. Many states were 18 as late as the mid-80s when Fed really pushed hard and started denying funding if they didn't. In a couple of states, you can't buy it but are legal to drink it in the presence of family 21+ (parent/guardian/spouse). And a couple of states, there's the purchase age but no penalties for underage drinking (for the drinker anyway).
Yeah, American 18-year-olds are old enough to vote, old enough to be drafted into or enlist in the miltary to die for their country, but not old enough to legally drink. Ridiculous. 🙄
The draft won't happen, and by the time you pass Basic, AIT, and get to your unit you will likely be older. Also, most military jobs that aren't special operations forces or Combat arms rarely see combat, and when they do most of the time they fight with superior equipment, training, and tactics.
Load More Replies...Point well made but, teeeechnically, an 18yo can only borrow $5500 in student loans (freshman year, student specific).
Cotton Candy
British here, everyone I know calls it candy floss. Liking fairy floss though
Education
I'm certain that someone will say that Switzerland is American since America beat them in a war.
Dumb Europeans
When You Try To Roast Europe For Not Being Knowledgeable Enough About Coffee, But Europe Has A Reverse Uno Card Up Its Sleeve
Awe, I don't fault this person. There is so much to learn and understand about another country and their culture, that it is impossible to learn everything, or even a sliver of everything when traveling. I have a friend who immigrated from Malaysia, and even after being here for a couple years, told me one day how they really wanted to buy a " Christmas donut". I thought it was cute that he was getting excited over what I thought, and most native English speaking US Americans would conclude, a red and green decorated donut. Well, I brought him just that a couple days later and learned through some laughs, he was talking about a Christmas wreath! As long as someone is trying, we really shouldn't judge when they don't know every little difference or intricacy of things. These people were in a new country with a different language, money, culture, etc and learned that Latte means milk, and Cafe Latte means the coffee drink.
French
Here in the US we only set things on fire when the team we support wins a sporting championship.
Celsius
Americans, Please Confirm
Silly Americans And Their Weird Lingo Amirite?
Ok, this one made me spit out my tea! Yes we do call it a k**b of butter in the UK
Americans On The Internet Always Think Everyone Else Is American
Hmmmmmmm
❗❗it has come to my attention that this comment is not accurate and does not reflect the reality of Cinco De Mayo. I was taught throughout childhood an inaccurate version of why this holiday is celebrated, among other things (whitewashed history is a real issue). I am sorry if I hurt or offended anyone and I will continue to educate myself about this subject. I am only human, and made a mistake, but I want to learn from it to be better. Thank you to all who commented and brought this to my attention. I am leaving my original post how it is, because I don't want to erase my mistake, I would rather bring attention to it to show that we all still have a lot to learn about others in this country and world ✌️❤️We do celebrate Cinco De Mayo, which is the Mexican Revolution. It isn't a national holiday, but it is celebrated. Lots of fairs, parties, etc. Mexican Americans make up a huge portion of our population, and over the years, many non Mexican Americans have participated in celebrating Cinco De Mayo, some just for a reason to celebrate and party, others because it has integrated to become part of their communities culture especially if you grew up or live in towns and cities with a large Latino community. If we had a Russian American population as big as the Mexican American population, we would more than likely do the same for Red October Revolution. Say what you will about the US, we have many, many issues. But one thing we do well is integrate others cultures and traditions fairly well, since we are technically a country made up of immigrants. And yes, there is a part of our population, (ahem, the right wing, red hat wearing, red staters) that throw a big fit about anything that isn't "white, Christian, and and revolved around them" the majority of us really love the variety that other cultures bring
Long Distance Rivalry
Confused Non Americans
Healthcare
Europeans Try To Come Up With An Original Joke Challenge (Impossible)
"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"
Americans Are Asleep, Let's Mock Their Accents
This is awesome. Went to the US as a kid, and with English as a second language, the way they run their words with no real spaces made understanding them really hard.
Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?
Quick question, not being an a**e or anything, but why don't Americans pronounce Herbs how it is spelled, with a H rather than Erbs?
Celsius
Uh-oh, listen up you 185 countries that use Celsius (you can go back to sleep, you 10 countries that use Fahrenheit, all except one of which are American possessions or protectorates): the Americans have threatened to stop ourcallowance unless we see sense and revert to Fahrenheit immediately!
S'mores And The Great British Bake Off
I Saw A Map That Compared Texas To Europe And I Didn’t Know That Texas Was So F**king Large
You may have states larger than the UK, and that doesn't change the fact that London is still f*cking huge.
American Television According To Europeans
Someone: "American's Aren't Uneducated!" Americans:
I think I met Alvita Zane in passing. She was on her way out.
After All The Years Of British People Saying Americans Don’t Know Anything
Americans
Over the years of living in the UK I have adapted to using the British names for things (elevator/lift, sidewalk/pavement, vacation/holiday etc), but I will not give up my pronunciation of mirror......it will always be "mir" to me lol.
Football
i actually kinda liked these lol, rather than make fun of a single country, let's just make fun of all of them haha. we're all weird might as well laugh at it
I'd agree, but then we'd get all the haters. Irish have good self deprecating humour, but then all the Irish hating Brits would jump onboard, and it'd become toxic. Shame.
Load More Replies...Ok, once again, Americans are all uneducated idiots that can't tie their own shoes. Sigh.
To be honest, this one actually isn't that bad. It's everyone making fun about everyone
Load More Replies...I have an honest question for all the Americans here: If you say someone is Indian, how do you know if it's a native American person or someone from India?
These day's I'm pretty sure the type of people who would still call Natives, Indian, wouldn't even know the country India exists
Load More Replies...Do people really care? Yes, I love my country & I'm proud that we are a bit odd. Blimey, stop arguing, we're mates aren't we? Different is good.
A couple of these seemed angry, but most were people having good fun back and forth across the pond :)
I am really sorry to say that but to me most Americans sound as if they were brainwashed. No, US isn't the best country in the world and definitely not the only one where people are free. Obviously I don't think they are all stupid as I know some who are definitely not but the once I know have been around the world and it shows. Unfortunately like everywhere the most stupid once are the loudest, that goes for every country in the world
Have you talked to most Americans, how exactly did you determine most were brainwashed?
Load More Replies...Yes, there are some of the other countries, but I know the source that a lot of these were taken from, they left out a lot concerning the other states. Nevertheless, we're on the right path of multiple countries able to be insulted.
Americans have been waiting for 300 for the British to learn to speak English.
Long ago, a caveman poured hot water on some leaves, and suddenly developed a British accent. “What do you think?” He asked his American neighbor. His neighbor said “OOGA BOOGA” and pulled out a shotgun
i actually kinda liked these lol, rather than make fun of a single country, let's just make fun of all of them haha. we're all weird might as well laugh at it
I'd agree, but then we'd get all the haters. Irish have good self deprecating humour, but then all the Irish hating Brits would jump onboard, and it'd become toxic. Shame.
Load More Replies...Ok, once again, Americans are all uneducated idiots that can't tie their own shoes. Sigh.
To be honest, this one actually isn't that bad. It's everyone making fun about everyone
Load More Replies...I have an honest question for all the Americans here: If you say someone is Indian, how do you know if it's a native American person or someone from India?
These day's I'm pretty sure the type of people who would still call Natives, Indian, wouldn't even know the country India exists
Load More Replies...Do people really care? Yes, I love my country & I'm proud that we are a bit odd. Blimey, stop arguing, we're mates aren't we? Different is good.
A couple of these seemed angry, but most were people having good fun back and forth across the pond :)
I am really sorry to say that but to me most Americans sound as if they were brainwashed. No, US isn't the best country in the world and definitely not the only one where people are free. Obviously I don't think they are all stupid as I know some who are definitely not but the once I know have been around the world and it shows. Unfortunately like everywhere the most stupid once are the loudest, that goes for every country in the world
Have you talked to most Americans, how exactly did you determine most were brainwashed?
Load More Replies...Yes, there are some of the other countries, but I know the source that a lot of these were taken from, they left out a lot concerning the other states. Nevertheless, we're on the right path of multiple countries able to be insulted.
Americans have been waiting for 300 for the British to learn to speak English.
Long ago, a caveman poured hot water on some leaves, and suddenly developed a British accent. “What do you think?” He asked his American neighbor. His neighbor said “OOGA BOOGA” and pulled out a shotgun
