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As a society—doesn’t matter which one—we’re past calling each other idiots or other simple, mono-to-duo-syllabic insults. And that’s for the best.

Because when you start elevating the level of the insult, making it complex, witty, or outright comedic with a good roast taste, it’s no longer acting upon an impulse of hate. No… It’s an exercise in creativity that involves knowing no boundaries.

And while this is not a rule, nor a statistic, equating someone’s lack of skill or cranial aptitude to a meteorological phenomenon might just crack them up to a degree where they couldn’t even be mad at you. And then you’d hug and forget why you were even arguing in the first place.

Now, apply that same logic between Americans and Europeans. This is that story.

We've also contacted Dr. Jeffrey Rubin, psychologist, author, and the man behind the From Insult To Respect blog, to discuss insults.

#1

On Measuring

On Measuring

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Miki
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3 years ago

Saying mathematicians were involved in a process is a compliment :p

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    #2

    USA! USA! We're Number 1... Except When It Comes To Medical Expenses

    USA! USA! We're Number 1... Except When It Comes To Medical Expenses

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How does having a flag on the moon make you free? By that logic, people living in China would now also be free.

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    #3

    Time

    Time

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago

    We don't even have to calculate anything. We look at it and we just know

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    #4

    Rome

    Rome

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    Widdershins66
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    3 years ago

    What have the Romans done for us?!

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    #5

    *European Confusion*

    *European Confusion*

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    Noname
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I recently needed to take a ride in not one but two wee-yoo wagons-- one to the nearest hospital ER and then the second to a different hospital for the necessary surgery. With my national healthcare coverage, I paid €7,86. An Uber would've cost a lot more, and have no paramedics to keep me stable.

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    #6

    Americans

    Americans

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I mean.. It isn't wrong 😂

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    #7

    The English Language Can Be Tricky

    The English Language Can Be Tricky

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ah, the Doctor has arrived.

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    #8

    Damn. I Always Thought England Was Made Up To Scare The French

    Damn. I Always Thought England Was Made Up To Scare The French

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    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hilarious, made me snort!

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    #9

    America Is The Reason You Have Cars

    America Is The Reason You Have Cars

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    Aww but Eww
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Never gets old ! 🙃 https://youtube.com/shorts/QH1GgIJ7TPs?si=p6eJXfchdXHZ7QM6

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    #10

    American vs. European Homes

    American vs. European Homes

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    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hey, American Pandas, is this true? It's not true, right?!?

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    #11

    Education

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    TheElderNom
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    3 years ago

    You can also join the army at 18.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hence the allowance of debt being encouraged. They are very linked...

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    giku T
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    and here, this gun is a gift from us to celebrate your 18th birthday

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You can only own/possess a rifle or shotgun at 18. You have to be 21 to own/possess a hand gun.

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    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Can I go and buy a gun while I put up my weekly shopping?" Absefreakinglutely

    Desiree Meredith
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh, and, at 18, how many people entirely understand compound interest? I know I didn't.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's even weirder. Many states were 18 as late as the mid-80s when Fed really pushed hard and started denying funding if they didn't. In a couple of states, you can't buy it but are legal to drink it in the presence of family 21+ (parent/guardian/spouse). And a couple of states, there's the purchase age but no penalties for underage drinking (for the drinker anyway).

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeah, American 18-year-olds are old enough to vote, old enough to be drafted into or enlist in the miltary to die for their country, but not old enough to legally drink. Ridiculous. 🙄

    Fakeslimshady
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The draft won't happen, and by the time you pass Basic, AIT, and get to your unit you will likely be older. Also, most military jobs that aren't special operations forces or Combat arms rarely see combat, and when they do most of the time they fight with superior equipment, training, and tactics.

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    YetAnotherSarah
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    3 years ago

    Point well made but, teeeechnically, an 18yo can only borrow $5500 in student loans (freshman year, student specific).

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    #12

    Cotton Candy

    Cotton Candy

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    SewingStaffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    British here, everyone I know calls it candy floss. Liking fairy floss though

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    #13

    Education

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    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm certain that someone will say that Switzerland is American since America beat them in a war.

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    #14

    Dumb Europeans

    Dumb Europeans

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If only Europeans had screens in 1350 like the Americans did.

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    #15

    When You Try To Roast Europe For Not Being Knowledgeable Enough About Coffee, But Europe Has A Reverse Uno Card Up Its Sleeve

    When You Try To Roast Europe For Not Being Knowledgeable Enough About Coffee, But Europe Has A Reverse Uno Card Up Its Sleeve

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Awe, I don't fault this person. There is so much to learn and understand about another country and their culture, that it is impossible to learn everything, or even a sliver of everything when traveling. I have a friend who immigrated from Malaysia, and even after being here for a couple years, told me one day how they really wanted to buy a " Christmas donut". I thought it was cute that he was getting excited over what I thought, and most native English speaking US Americans would conclude, a red and green decorated donut. Well, I brought him just that a couple days later and learned through some laughs, he was talking about a Christmas wreath! As long as someone is trying, we really shouldn't judge when they don't know every little difference or intricacy of things. These people were in a new country with a different language, money, culture, etc and learned that Latte means milk, and Cafe Latte means the coffee drink.

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    French

    French

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    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Here in the US we only set things on fire when the team we support wins a sporting championship.

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    #17

    Celsius

    Celsius

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    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The facts are stacked high, how will they get out of this one..

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    #18

    Americans, Please Confirm

    Americans, Please Confirm

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I feel very seen. Also, I’m living the dream.

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    #19

    Silly Americans And Their Weird Lingo Amirite?

    Silly Americans And Their Weird Lingo Amirite?

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Ok, this one made me spit out my tea! Yes we do call it a k**b of butter in the UK

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    #20

    Americans On The Internet Always Think Everyone Else Is American

    Americans On The Internet Always Think Everyone Else Is American

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    Ellinor
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    True

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    #21

    Hmmmmmmm

    Hmmmmmmm

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    ❗❗it has come to my attention that this comment is not accurate and does not reflect the reality of Cinco De Mayo. I was taught throughout childhood an inaccurate version of why this holiday is celebrated, among other things (whitewashed history is a real issue). I am sorry if I hurt or offended anyone and I will continue to educate myself about this subject. I am only human, and made a mistake, but I want to learn from it to be better. Thank you to all who commented and brought this to my attention. I am leaving my original post how it is, because I don't want to erase my mistake, I would rather bring attention to it to show that we all still have a lot to learn about others in this country and world ✌️❤️We do celebrate Cinco De Mayo, which is the Mexican Revolution. It isn't a national holiday, but it is celebrated. Lots of fairs, parties, etc. Mexican Americans make up a huge portion of our population, and over the years, many non Mexican Americans have participated in celebrating Cinco De Mayo, some just for a reason to celebrate and party, others because it has integrated to become part of their communities culture especially if you grew up or live in towns and cities with a large Latino community. If we had a Russian American population as big as the Mexican American population, we would more than likely do the same for Red October Revolution. Say what you will about the US, we have many, many issues. But one thing we do well is integrate others cultures and traditions fairly well, since we are technically a country made up of immigrants. And yes, there is a part of our population, (ahem, the right wing, red hat wearing, red staters) that throw a big fit about anything that isn't "white, Christian, and and revolved around them" the majority of us really love the variety that other cultures bring

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    #22

    Long Distance Rivalry

    Long Distance Rivalry

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    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    All true.

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    #23

    Confused Non Americans

    Confused Non Americans

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Does anyone else picture little baby cars riding in the tea cups?

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    #24

    Healthcare

    Healthcare

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    PeTeH
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Do Americans think that countries with national health care don't also have private health care providers?

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    #25

    Europeans Try To Come Up With An Original Joke Challenge (Impossible)

    Europeans Try To Come Up With An Original Joke Challenge (Impossible)

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    Kathy Dragonfly
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    never gets old... maybe due to no healthcare

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    #26

    "At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

    "At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeah, completely normal plumbing. *Nervously looks at plumbing that was improvised by some dude in 1923 into the 800yo wall and was expended 7 times and is still in use because you need at least three plumbers and 8 archaeologists to do anything with it*

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    #27

    Americans Are Asleep, Let's Mock Their Accents

    Americans Are Asleep, Let's Mock Their Accents

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    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is awesome. Went to the US as a kid, and with English as a second language, the way they run their words with no real spaces made understanding them really hard.

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    #28

    Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?

    Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?

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    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Quick question, not being an a**e or anything, but why don't Americans pronounce Herbs how it is spelled, with a H rather than Erbs?

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    #29

    Celsius

    Celsius

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Uh-oh, listen up you 185 countries that use Celsius (you can go back to sleep, you 10 countries that use Fahrenheit, all except one of which are American possessions or protectorates): the Americans have threatened to stop ourcallowance unless we see sense and revert to Fahrenheit immediately!

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    #30

    S'mores And The Great British Bake Off

    S'mores And The Great British Bake Off

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The trick to a good s’more is to not let the marshmallow burst into flames over the campfire. That’s it. That’s all the instructions.

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    #31

    I Saw A Map That Compared Texas To Europe And I Didn’t Know That Texas Was So F**king Large

    I Saw A Map That Compared Texas To Europe And I Didn’t Know That Texas Was So F**king Large

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You may have states larger than the UK, and that doesn't change the fact that London is still f*cking huge.

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    #32

    American Television According To Europeans

    American Television According To Europeans

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    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A lot of it seems like that.

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    #33

    Someone: "American's Aren't Uneducated!" Americans:

    Someone: "American's Aren't Uneducated!" Americans:

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I think I met Alvita Zane in passing. She was on her way out.

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    #34

    After All The Years Of British People Saying Americans Don’t Know Anything

    After All The Years Of British People Saying Americans Don’t Know Anything

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    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    In defence of the GBBO, I suspect in the Mexican equivalent nobody would be able to pronounce Worcestershire sauce or know what a plum duff is...

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    #35

    Americans

    Americans

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    Poison Ivy/Boo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Over the years of living in the UK I have adapted to using the British names for things (elevator/lift, sidewalk/pavement, vacation/holiday etc), but I will not give up my pronunciation of mirror......it will always be "mir" to me lol.

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    #36

    Football

    Football

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    New sport! Play both ways, same field, simultaneously! Four teams take the field but teams for both versions are paired up and can help each other out...

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