50 Funny, Weird, And Ridiculous Things That Actually Exist On Amazon, As Shared By This Online Group
Let’s face it, Amazon is your go-to site for just about anything. With a wide array of about 12 million items across different categories, virtually anything you dream up can land on your doorstep in no time. A giant tub of flaky sea salt? You bet. A headband with mullet hair attached to it? Absolutely! No matter what you look for, there's most likely an item on the mega-retailer that can take care of it for you.
But once you scroll beyond the necessities, things take a different turn. In fact, it gets so weird that you have to see it to believe it. So allow us to introduce you to one entertaining corner of Reddit aptly called 'The deep, dark rabbit hole of Amazon'. This online group is dedicated to finding the most bizarre and unexpected products, reviews, and comments that tend to fly under the radar on the site.
More than 33k members of the community comb Amazon to bring its unhinged layers into the spotlight, and we have gathered some of the most ridiculous things to share with you below. So welcome to the oddest gift guide where you're bound to find something you definitely don’t need, but now desperately want. Be sure to upvote your favorite pics, and let us know what you think about them in the comments!
Psst! For more of the worst things for sale on Amazon, check out Bored Panda's earlier piece right over here.
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Absolute Agony
Relationship Saved!
Pretty Successful Bookkeeper
honestly, i can believe some people are stupid enough to fall for this (edit: guys, im aware it was a joke.. if this were real, i could believe what i stated previously)
I Guess I Can Wait One More Day
My Mum Found This On Amazon For A Turntable
The Best Cup
It is what the picture showed. I suppose I shouldn't think this is funny, but I do. *hangs her head in shame while giggling*
"Heart Shaped" Bicycle Safety Light
Oh you sweet summer child… Edit: OMG THANK YOU! Most upvotes I’ve ever had
Was Looking For A Camera To Keep An Eye On My Dog And Came Across This
Say What You Will About Poison, 10000 Pairs Of Earrings For $10.57 Is A Deal
Amazing
These Bumper Stickers I Found Hidden Inside One Of The Flaps Of An Amazon Prime Box Containing A Plexiglass Panel I Had Ordered
Amazon Wtf
I Was Looking For Work Boots. I'm Not In The Line Of Work That Amazon Thinks I Am!
[£45.30] I’m Not Sure Iron Man Is Doing It Right
Does This Count?
A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay [Kindle Edition]
There Is Something Very Disturbing About Having "Special Delivery" Written On The Butt Flap Of A Onesie
Kids Face Mask
i feel like that’s going to make kids want to do coke just to spite the one who wore it 😶 idk maybe that’s just my school
The "Daddy Love" Photo Blanket Has A Picture Of Chris Watts And His Daughter Cece. For Those Unaware, Watts Murdered His Pregnant Wife And 2 Young Daughters In August 2018
Paid $180 For Apple AirPods. Got $8 Chinese Inpods 12. Amazon Told Me To Return The Item To Refund Me, And Now They Say I Have To Return "Original AirPods" To Be Refunded. Great!
I Wanted A Breaking Bad Jigsaw
Ummm
Imaginary Friend, $9.99. Plus Shipping
I had one of these for free as a kid. There's some serious inflation going on here.
S T R E T C H
Really Feeling This Customer Service Reps Vibe
Ngl, I Admire Her Style
Do you think she has one of those beer helmets but modified for wine and that one is just there for the tactical reload?
Exactly How Big Is This Glue Gun?
I love when I can't sleep, look at Amazon, and see stuff like this. I must report 90 things a week. My favorite are the flower seeds from China that show a house plant with the colors reversed using Photo shop ..and people are stupid enough to buy them, then post 40 reviews that they got ripped off, yet Amazon still has them up being sold. Amazon has gone to the dark side and just doesn't care any more.
An $18 Penguin Shaped Humidifier Gift For Who...?!
My Wife Was Looking For A Cat Tent
:0 I WANT THESE i wanna put them on all my fingers and just surprise my friends with them :D
Does This Belong Here? I Thought It Was Pretty Wtf
Very Funny Bezos - But I Need The Charging Cord I Actually Ordered
I See Your Big Box And Raise You A Big Box For My Bluetooth Dongle
I recently got a pack of small towels (rags mind you) that were packed in a much larger box with large bubble wrap. I guess rags are fragile?
You Gotta
Umm
What Is The Story That Ends With Me Needing These?
In The Market For Some Plastic Snakes, Amazon Gives Me Amazing Photoshop
I dunno how they got this picture of me as a child swooning over three plastic snakes, and yet...
Amazon Now Testing Out Time Travel Delivery, First Attempt Didn't Go So Well
I Miss My Wife
Searched For Little Mermaid Clothes For Boys. Did Not Expect This $9.99 Shirt
Why?
I Can’t Decide
Why Is This Cat Wearing Glasses? (Cat Tracks, $10.99)
That’s Not What I Call It
that may not be what YOU call it, but its what I'm going to call it from now on. Gonna walk into Lowes tell them "let me see your finest weeding car my good man!"
This Appeared In My Suggestions In Amazon
Casual Friday I Guess?
So You’re Saying The Reviews Aren’t Real?
Has anyone ever actually filled out a review like this and gotten a gift card? I’m curious.
I Wouldn’t Know Cuz I’m Too Single, But No Way A Couple Would Need $2000 Of Lube
It’s Not An Invisibility Case
Borrow some damn glasses from the cat, then you will be able to find your damn phone and send back the damn case!
I Ordered An Apple Battery Pack From Amazon Pl, And The Seller Was Also Amazon Eu, It Came Directly From Warehouse. How Ever Look What I Got.. I Still Cant Understand How It Happened
Somebody in the supply chain stole it and added the batteries so it would weigh enough not to raise suspicion. Not much of a mystery here.
This... This Is Meant To Be For Children?
A Putin Shrimp Magnet
That's What I Call A Realistic Scenario For A Great Shower Experience
Sustainability, Check!
A lot of times this happens because the workers are rushed to get everything out as quickly as possible, not as reasonably as posdible.
Amazon Just Let Anyone Sell Anything On This Site
I Just Wanted Some Shave Butter
This Looks So Comfortable For The Dog
Just Found This
Love The Combined Scent Of Carpet, Popcorn, And Vhs Tapes
A Balanced Lunch
This, Uh Strange Halloween Inflatable. Who Wants This In Their Yard??
It’s Crazy That People Misspelling “Bondage” Makes “Bandage Kit” So Far Down
If I Buy This Are They Shipping Me A Perfume Or Tmnt?? On Sale For $10.99
Racing Possums $22.99–only 1 Left In Stock!
Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer, Anyone?
Dad Do You Like My Backpack?
Here’s My Amazon Search Result That Recommends A Drinking Game In My Sobriety Chip Search Results (At The Bottom)
I imagine that people who buy possibly counterfeit sobriety chips online also do a lot of drinking.
Slough Away Those Pesky Horns?
Not The Kind Of Neck Pillow I Was Looking For
How Did He Expect Me To Get This Down?
Ordered Pockys Off Amazon Expecting To Get A Box Of Pockys, Got This Instead ($4.95 Pocky’s Bumper Sticker)
Ermmm What!?
Baby Toy Looking Box Cutters
Great Spot To Deliver My Packages
Seriously?!! A box next to the recycle bin? Yeah… that won’t get taken away as trash.
Amazon Sent Me A Picture Of My Order Delivered To A Wrong Home. Impressive What Technology Can Do
Yup. Had this happen. Recognized it as the house two doors down. Went and retrieved my package from their porch. I showed up as “stealing” packages on their Ring doorbell. HOA security showed up at my house wanting an explanation. I had to show her my order and the delivery pic. She went back to explain, but out of curiosity she asked my neighbors if they were also expecting packages from Amazon. They said “no.” So, my HOA security person laughed, “Why did you think she was ‘stealing’ packages from you if you didn’t order anything and weren’t expecting packages?” I mean, she had a good point. It’s way more likely they had been mis-delivered.
Thanks For The Shank
Paperback Is 12 Dollars, But.. Having That Hardcover Is Soo Nice! Should I Splurge?
Yes This Is What Bodies Look Like
Uhhh... Amazon???
I'm Pretty Sure I'm On A List Now
If I recall, there are foreign companies that mine images from the internet and mass produce t-shirts of them. (Or something similar, I can't recall exactly). I'm hoping this is a case like that and they really just didn't understand what it said . . .
Wife And I Ordered A Bed And Received A Hex Barbell
So I Bought A Lamp, And Now I'm Not Sure Wtf To Expect On February 3rd
Lots Of Help, Esme. Thank You
To be fair, those questions are sent to your e-mail, so I think what happens is people feel they should answer at least something even if it's not helpful.
Maybe My Toddler Understands Why She Needs A Knife To Go With Her New Shoes Better Than I Do
The Packaging They Chose To Send My Dog's New Collar In...wtf?
I Was Wondering Why This Hand Sanitizer Had So Many Negative Reviews And
Thank You Amazon For Trapping Me In My Own House
Bit Young Even By His Standards
I've watched most of the James Bond movies, so I think that this is the last thing you would want to put your baby in.
These Were In A Carhartt Coat I Ordered. Amazon Offered A $5 Gift Card
Do You Really Care What I Think?
Went Searching For Baby Yoda, Got Bra Pillow Instead
Xi Jinping Erotica
5x Bigger Than It Needed And Not Even Any Bubble Wrap
Explains The Two Star Review
Mama Mia
Grape Scented Tupac Air Freshener
Another Efficient Packaging Decision By Amazon, For Two Bike Tyres
In all fairness, they very well could have come from different warehouses🤷🏼♀️
At Least The 18-Month Is Interest-Free
Just Feeding A Baby Some Unset Gummy Bears Straight From The Dropper
This Garden Pool Advertised With Live Fish In It
Looks Perfect For My Toddler
Something makes me think these results are propagated based on previous searches.
I Kinda Want Taquitos Now
$8 Kids Knife That Can Cut A Tornato
Delayed Delivery, Every Week For 2 Years
When You Need Novelty Muscle Arms For Your Chicken, Only Accept The Original. Not A Time To Accept Knock-Offs Made With Foreign Wires
I Propose We Find A Better Picture For These Nuts
Should I Opt For Installation?
Wanted To Look For Books I Can Read With My New Kindle Unlimited Subscription. Wtf?
Hey from working in a bank I have canceled thousands of debit cards because of how hard it is to cancel kindle
This Portable Children’s Urinal Is Wild
I’m Sorry For Your Loss?
I've done this, actually. I went and got the boxes from Michaels, but still. Little casket for little pets who have passed, not really that weird.
There Is A Lot Of Talks About "The Dark Side Of Amazon" Nowadays And I Believe, I Rolled Right Into It By Accident Today
Two Mouses, Three Boxes
Toy Description: 'I Will Accompany Her In Darkness Night'
These Shoes Are Positively ... Stunning. I Am Stunned
My Favourite Gaming Mouse
Guess They Missed That Giant Bin Labeled "Deliveries". That'll Be Gone By The Time I Get Home
Bold of you to assume the driver has enough time to lift the lid of a bin. I'm serious. They're strictly timed.
Do You Want...skittles...with That?
That’s Horrible!.. Wtf
All i can imagine is that meme of a cat driving a truck chasing after a person with this bumper sticker
I just came here to say that replacing the word "killed" with "unalived" is just RIDICULOUS.
but dont you know we're all 6 year old precious children who need to be protected from the big bad world ... /s
Load More Replies...Only thing I ordered from Amazon was a dozen metric 6mm bolts about 19mm long. Came with a ton of bubble wrap bound up with miles of Gaffa tape and a box big enough to hold a couple of dozen bananas (for scale).
I just came here to say that replacing the word "killed" with "unalived" is just RIDICULOUS.
but dont you know we're all 6 year old precious children who need to be protected from the big bad world ... /s
Load More Replies...Only thing I ordered from Amazon was a dozen metric 6mm bolts about 19mm long. Came with a ton of bubble wrap bound up with miles of Gaffa tape and a box big enough to hold a couple of dozen bananas (for scale).
