35 Funny And Relatable Memes To Kick Off 2025 With A Good Laugh (New Pics)

Philomena spilling the truth 💀

Yes. And I bitterly regret it to this very day.

Yeah that drives me crazy lol

Because I read the message in case it’s an emergency, which in most cases it isn’t, and am too busy with something to reply right away. Then I forget about it and don’t remember until days later, at which point I‘m too embarrassed to reply at all.

I'm ready, I've always been ready

I once got called for Grand Jury duty! It was one day a week for 3 months. Where I worked they didn't pay for jury duty, so if I had to serve it was basically a 20% decrease in my pay for 3 months! Who the heck can afford that?!?! I was far enough down the list that I didn't get selected thank God!

I've been called twice and never got a case.

I find it a really weird concept. Glad my country doesn't have it.

I'm on call Jan 10 through end of March. Luckily, the court is in walking distance.

And if you run your own business as a one person show you're totally screwed. I've been called once but they didn't pick me. I was happy, but it also made me wonder why they didn't want me. :)

Around the world, there are worse court systems.

Hot tip: If you don’t want to do jury duty, just don’t go. They don’t send the summons certified mail, so they have no way of proving that you got it.

I got called for jury duty once. All I had to do was show up every morning for a couple of hours and drink cheap styrofoam cups of tea while the court tried to get itself organised. I only saw the actual courtroom once, when they got around to the selection. I wasn't selected and I'm glad because it was a r.ape case. The face of the accused (who allegedly broke into this woman's house in order to assault her) is still seared into my mind.

It is an intresting process. It kind of gives you a behind the scenes of the judicial system .

They CAN, but it seems like they seldom do. I'm in my 60s. I've received a jury summons four times in my life. Two of them I was not needed when I called in the weekend before, so I didn't have to do anything. One of them I got as far as sitting in the jury selection room but they got all the people they needed and sent the rest of us home. And one time I was actually a juror and had to spend about three days sitting through a trial. So big picture it has not had much affect on my life. I do feel a bit sad for folks who end up on something like the OJ Simpson trial or other (in)famous trials that drag on for weeks/months and everyone wants to access the jurors if they can. Nobody knew or cared about the trial I served on except the people directly involved with it.

As a non American, what happens if you just simple say no?

$15?!? I was robbed, I just got $5. Also it helped that I know every judge in the county, so I got out of that real quick.

Are they a thing anywhere except the USA? Totally foreign concept in my country!

Aaah, the wonders of the trickle-down dictatorship

Same day , different years

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Is he gonna put it on the fridge when you're done?

And to drink ma'am? Water

I swear my ears do that on the pillow side

Hahaha well that's now one of my new years goals

A good chef is like a good friend, they have the ability to pay attention to something else beside their own drama.

No one can dunk on you harder than your mom

(eats like ten breath mints for good measure) there we go, that'll REALLY show them.

Just immediately say "Wait, that came out very different than what I actually mean" or "Wait, I phrased that completely wrong, that's not how I feel at all, what I was trying to say is ...."

You'll be dead you won't care

When you have to read the same comment over and over 'cause you keep zoning out.

I start panicking that the cross between the image means do u want to mute? And not you are muted

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Omg, you were a sturdy child to survive a two story fall

As annoying as an inflamated testicle! 🕷

My fiancé got married while I was deployed. A friend’s wife ran away from Utah to LA with a rock band. They were LDS

I go shopping with my mum a lot, mainly because I don't have any friends to go with and every time I end up regretting it. It takes her 3x as long to look through a store as it takes me.

Most likely he already had the quarter palmed in his hand and was messing with you.

Family, like the Jupiters.

Welp

Tickets are the bigger risk, n doubt. Scalpers are a bigger problem than airlines, despite the latter's best efforts.

I'd loved to have been that guy/girl in school that had it all figured out or had a talent. Or even had parents that made an effort to guide me in anyway. The older you get, the more doors close while your figuring out where your jigsaw piece fits.

This one time I slept funny and completely lost feeling in my foot. Not pins and needles, I just couldn't feel it at all. Then it got better. Kinda confusing.

Holy carpet. That is a creepy idea.

I was having suicidal thoughts a while back. my friend helped me cope with it by googling most painless suicide methods and reading the wiki page with me. how utterly unsympathetic she was actually really helped for some reason.

You are asking out of curiosity.

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

I say ouch when my character in a video game gets hurt

That doesn't matter. She will STILL cook you a full meal and you WILL eat 2 servings.

Busses in your country don’t have stop buttons?

Youtube has a loop button?

When you wash a spoon.

Me: shoves his cat in front of the camera. Co-workers: aww how cute Me: breathes a sigh of relief