A Grinchy New Year

‘Twas the night before New Year

& all through the town,

Every Who had gathered

for the midnight countdown.

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All except one

who had snuck away post-feast,

With a plan to release

his digested roast beast.

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He climbed to the roof

to pop a squat,

& leave them one last present

extra steamy & hot.

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Once he was planted,

he had the most amazing view,

A place to enjoy fireworks

while taking a poo.

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& just as he finished

with his dog-ish reindeer,

He turned to the town

& screamed..

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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