These are real sentences found by Duolingo users. Proof that its strangeness isn’t limited to murderous owls.
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I'm taking korean on Duolingo, only a matter of time before I get this sentence
Do you want me to send puppy and kitten videos to cheer you up
Load More Replies...NO! NOT "/J" RUN! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF! RUUU-- Hkkk *dies a heroic death allowing protagonist to escape*
Load More Replies...And yet, this means you have no soul to take from me.
Load More Replies...Remember: Bury them feet first so they don't see the 6 foot long grave on satellite images. Bury a pet halfway between the body and the surface, So if they dig they will just see resting place for a beloved pet. Hope that helps!
Make sure NOT to do it in a forest and NOT to do it in the middle of the night. These are stereotypes everyone will expect. Best to do it at dawn or dusk, maybe in a large open area. Again, hope this is useful!
Load More Replies...Dont bury it you need to burn it and then throw the bones in a like or a river
But that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t eat children!!
Load More Replies...You know, I do love children. But a whole one is just too much for breakfast.
Rude! I don't smell tha- *sniff* *becomes light headed* I'll be in the bathroom.
Make sure you get one from a conservative (from any country). Good as new- rarely been used! 😝
Put it on a huge board with some ham, porcini, crackers and some grapes and chutney and that’s a good charcuterie board!
Load More Replies...Dear Birb, why did you call "Birb" if in your profile picture there is a dog?
Load More Replies...This means "I am dying alone". Or "Je *vais* mourir seul(e)" - I will die alone. Quel dommage!
considering that character looks awfully thrilled im guessing some crazy s**t went down
