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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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9 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago

    Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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    Christie Curtis
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    9 years ago

    Pimping style dudes!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    Unusual. Yes.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    I would go to that discoteque!

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    #6

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    My mom had that outfit

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    #7

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago

    I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    This is all kinds of disturbing

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    I FOUND WALDO!

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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    Justinas Justinas
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    9 years ago

    Granma was busy during the summer

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago

    I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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    Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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    9 years ago

    The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago

    my eyes are bleeding now

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    Neil Parker
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    9 years ago

    It's Borat!

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago

    Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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    Cassie
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    9 years ago

    The open-chest shirt... XD

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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    Cristi
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    9 years ago

    This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago

    Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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    Wayne Beesley
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    9 years ago

    Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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    #25

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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    V Navarro
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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    Stille20
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    9 years ago

    "Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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    #29

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago

    The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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    #30

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    Shane Dempsey
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    9 years ago

    Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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    Peter Lankton
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    9 years ago

    What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago

    Stifler's with a mustache

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    V Navarro
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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    V Navarro
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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    #37

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ...for the modern stilt walker

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    Christy Domanski
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    9 years ago

    Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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    Christine Buford
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    9 years ago

    "Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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    iblowsheep
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    9 years ago

    Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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    V Navarro
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    this one is just sad

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    the guy in the yellow pants tho

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    "...by avoiding our products."

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    9 years ago

    His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago

    He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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    iblowsheep
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    9 years ago

    Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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