Someone Added Hilarious Captions To Antiques Roadshow Items, And They’re Better Than The Original

I would have that in my room then scream when I wake up

jjajajajaja yes, we know it..........., they know it, everybody knows it.......

That pig is adorable though!

Latin name: Musica Amplificalis

That caption is perfect--he looks so distraught!

And on the 8th day...God created pizza.

Oh look, it's a painting of my cats at one am in the morning.

jajajjaaja, the best caption so far :)

If it's not a butt plug then please tell us what it IS?

:D. Not a tinker toy spiderweb......

He didn't do anything wrong! He was framed!

To match his teeth

*raises hand timidly in the back of the room and mumbles* I like it

Or that got caught in Hurricane Harvey.

How much is it without the kid

This one's probably the best one!

Go home, owl, you're drunk!

Random appendages, a harmonica, a fluted container for old nose hair, key chains, death puppet, a die last used by the grim reaper and two jawbreakers. Price sounds right.

In my opinion that vase is 'Workin' It!" (Insert RuPaul body language here)

EAT THE FREAKING FRESH LETTUCE *cashier explodes*

Apparentlly, she's embarrassed of that.

The great-great-great-great grandfather of Tin Tin.

Every night that thing moves around your house to instigate terror. Like Elf on Shelf, but deadly.

Maybe he caught sight of the butt plug.

Ah yes, 1659BC the year where everyone had wheels.

Come on, Peter, let's party!

"We are ashamed to be covered in syrup..."

WTH!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder which one's older?

I was thinking "Hobo Santa".

And I shall call you, "Burton".

Nice try lady, but this is not a "magic" school uniform.

Smells like 11 spices and herbs

Old Halloween treat container from the 70s? Santa looks like was shot and bleeding from the forehead.

At least

Yeah, there are entire social media threads to bad antique painting of children and babies for a reason.

That would be really neat if her eyes were green.

No brains? Must be a politician - or a Trump supporter.

*IF you keep making that face it'll freeze that way.

Is this John Oliver?

LOL

awesome,..., awful,..., disgusting,..., great for my living room...

You must admit they held up nicely. Also before basketball was invented.... the uniforms were a lot different back then.

*If you try to sell the pieces separately they will bring a lower price than if sold as a set. Thank you for coming.

Well actually, ... you're supposed to have a pendulum at the bottom. A pendulum is a swingy thing that swings back and forth and I don't know what exactly it does.

Okay... it's kind of funny, because at first I just thought it said "A Lamp".

Gun A to Gun B: Now we're going to turn around and walk ten paces..... BANG! I knew I couldn't trust you!

The bowls were filled with gin a minute ago.

This is her as a young woman. She looks amazing for 130.

These are really beautiful. The one on wood looks like primitive NW art, which I know nothing about. The others are also very interesting.

lol im not religious but these comments just made my day

Check with the Russian deep sea trawler, they may have found one in their catch and it has a scientific name.

lol luv that song

Joint holder?

But it comes with young Ellen!

Hung ever so professionally. "Henry bring 3 slacks hangers along!"

*picks up baseball bat* IT'S A-CLOBBERIN' TIME!

My fave...

That goofy face! Love it!

The original 🎵wasn’t good enough for her🎵

*iTunes gift cards

I bet he can go for days telling one whole story.

Let this be a lesson. Don't leave your fine weapons on a window ledge where they can warp in the sun.

you poor misinformed little hat...

Not great because it sneaks up on you and will spook you in the dark in the middle of the night.

That certainly explains it.