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Groomer Gets Tired Of People Asking Why Their Services Cost More Than A Hairdresser, Puts Hilarious Poster For Customers
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Groomer Gets Tired Of People Asking Why Their Services Cost More Than A Hairdresser, Puts Hilarious Poster For Customers

Pet grooming is often looked at as an optional extra for many people, a luxury treatment for their pet who could quite easily get by with a dunk in the local river or lake. However, this really isn’t the case. Pet groomers offer several essential maintenance services for your pet’s good health, cleaning the eyes, ears and butts that your beloved companion might be unable, or unwilling, to look after themselves.

This tongue-in-cheek sign found at one pet groomers perfectly sums it up. Obviously frustrated and bored by the same questions about their fees, they put all the reasons why a pet groomer is a far more in-depth and physically demanding job than your average hairdresser. Perhaps after reading these, you’ll have a new-found appreciation for the job that they do!

Image credits: Aiko, Thomas & Juliette

# 10: Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean your rear end.

Often, your haircut will come with a shampoo and even a head massage too if you’re lucky. However, all pet grooming involves a full shampoo, trim and a butt clean, something which might be slightly awkward if your hairdresser attempted to do the same during your appointment.

# 9. You don’t go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

Your average human will wash and brush their hair regularly, keeping it neat and clean and smelling good. This is not the case with most pets, although most cats do a great job. Dogs, however, can show up to the salon with a matted, tangled mess of muddy fur, which can take quite a long time to sort out.

# 8. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a sanitary trim.

Hairdressers work on a small and localized area, sticking exclusively to the head. Your pubes are your problem. If your hairdresser had to head down to your delicate areas, scissors in hand, they’d probably ask for a little more compensation too.

# 7. Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears.

Again, this is your job, we have the tools and the ability to do it ourselves. But for our pets, ear cleaning is a very important service that needs patience and training, hence the small fee increase.

Image credits: Amy fricano

# 6. Your hairdresser doesn’t remove the boogers from your eyes.

Many breeds of dog have overactive tear ducts that cause mucus to build up, causing discomfort and risking infection. This gunk can often be pretty oozy and gross, but pet groomers are only happy to help your pup and take care of it for them.

# 5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

Imagine if, instead of sitting obediently in your swivelly chair, moving your head when prompted and serving up interesting conversation points, you went to the hairdresser and refused to sit still, wriggling about all over the salon and needing to be physically restrained? Welcome to the world of the pet groomer, where getting the subject to sit still is half the battle.

# 4. Your haircut doesn’t include a manicure or pedicure.

We go to a different salon and pay a separate fee to look after our nails on hands and feet. However, there are no dedicated dog ‘pawicurists;’ your pet groomer does the lot.

Image credits: Amy fricano

# 3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.

Again, pits, pubes, chest, toe and nipple hair are out-of-bounds to your hairdresser, what you do with them is your own business. Not for the pet groomer, who must deal with various growths and sproutings all over your dear pets’ body.

# 2. You don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser.

If you did decide to go in for a nibble on your hairdresser while they are at work, you’d quickly find yourself on the sex offender’s register. For pet groomers, however, this is a common occurrence and one of the hazards of the job. A bit of extra ‘danger’ money to take these risks into consideration is more than understandable if you ask me.

# 1. The likelihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.

Your hairdresser assumes that most of their clients would politely excuse themselves if nature were to come calling. Being interrupted on the job may be slightly annoying, particularly if you have a tight schedule to adhere to, but it’s nothing compared to trying to work in close contact with a poopy-pants.

Image credits: BarkTV

Copenhagen-based groomer Laura Gedgaudaite loves her job, but admits that it can be harder than most people think. “People often believe I spend most of my day cuddling with fluffy puppies, but that’s not true,” she told Bored Panda. “Some dog breeds have naturally long hair that grows non-stop, so it’s necessary to shampoo, brush, cut and trim their coats. The owners should brush these long-haired dogs daily, but they don’t always do that!”

“It takes a lot of energy to handle a dog if it’s not calm, especially if it’s a larger breed. But if they are aggressive or bite, I usually choose not to groom them and they have to go home. You have to be a strong person mentally to do this job, because the dogs can feel if you are afraid or angry, they feel the adrenaline in your body and respond to it. So eventually, you learn how to trust yourself more.”

“I’m happiest when I do a nice job making them look super cute clean and fresh again. And if they are matted, it’s gratifying to help them be free of that, because it irritates their poor skin. And, of course, I enjoy the owners’ reaction when they see their dog all trimmed and beautiful, and when they appreciate the job I do.”

Keeping your pup clean, fluffy and healthy can be a difficult and hazardous task, so be extra kind the next time you visit your friendly local pet groomer. They really are worth every penny!

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Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

Also..after working in a groom shop..I can add to this list. Some dogs bark non-stop from the time their dropped off until their owners return. Dogs pee on other dogs while waiting to be picked up..so we have to wash, dry and brush the messed up dog before the owner shows. Dogs will wiggle, do back flips and try their best to get off the groomers table because they don't like getting groomed. Groomers often bleed from the numerous dogs that bite them during the day. And customers range in size from teacup poodles to 150lb New Foundlands. On top of that groomers are on their feet all day, arched over and rarely get a chance to eat or go to the bathroom. So don't complain when you pay more than you do for your haircut...

Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Oh and BTW..groomers also do what's called anal extractions. Dogs have anal glands near their buttholes (for lack of a better term.) When those glands are full, they can be quite painful and uncomfortable for the dog..possibly hindering their ability to defecate. (It's also the reason why some dogs will scoot their butts on the floor.) Groomers relieve the pressure by squeezing the gland to pop it. The fluid that's released stinks to high heaven..the equivalent of standing next to several piles of dog feces. But groomers do this upon request and usually at no extra charge.

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Withnail
Community Member
3 years ago

Wait, they DON'T wash and clean your rear end? I need to have a chat to my barber...

Vic
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

I'm wondering how that conversation will go. Withnail: Hey man.. Barber: hey.. W: Dude, u ain't washing my butt no more B: Dude I was trying to wash your face and you started mooning.. W: ... B: ...

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Marc
Community Member
3 years ago

Overall - It's much more work and depending on where your shop is, you have less customers. The thing I am missing on the list - Your hairdresser probably won't need another person to cut your hair, while depending on the dog you need an extra pair of hands to handle them. Therefor you have to pay two people.

Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

It also depends on the dogs temper. When we had to trim nails for large muscly dogs, it may take two groomers..one to calm the dog down while the other quickly trims. Size of the dog and physical condition of the dog matters too. The two groomers in the picture above (one holding the dog up with leashes while the other one trims)..they are probably doing that to keep the dog standing because many large dogs like that have hip dysplasia. We had to use those same slings for a 150lb New Foundland with a bad hip. And nothing is more frightening than having a senior dog collapse on your table because the dog is just exhausted from the bath and nail trim....

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Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

Also..after working in a groom shop..I can add to this list. Some dogs bark non-stop from the time their dropped off until their owners return. Dogs pee on other dogs while waiting to be picked up..so we have to wash, dry and brush the messed up dog before the owner shows. Dogs will wiggle, do back flips and try their best to get off the groomers table because they don't like getting groomed. Groomers often bleed from the numerous dogs that bite them during the day. And customers range in size from teacup poodles to 150lb New Foundlands. On top of that groomers are on their feet all day, arched over and rarely get a chance to eat or go to the bathroom. So don't complain when you pay more than you do for your haircut...

Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Oh and BTW..groomers also do what's called anal extractions. Dogs have anal glands near their buttholes (for lack of a better term.) When those glands are full, they can be quite painful and uncomfortable for the dog..possibly hindering their ability to defecate. (It's also the reason why some dogs will scoot their butts on the floor.) Groomers relieve the pressure by squeezing the gland to pop it. The fluid that's released stinks to high heaven..the equivalent of standing next to several piles of dog feces. But groomers do this upon request and usually at no extra charge.

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Withnail
Community Member
3 years ago

Wait, they DON'T wash and clean your rear end? I need to have a chat to my barber...

Vic
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

I'm wondering how that conversation will go. Withnail: Hey man.. Barber: hey.. W: Dude, u ain't washing my butt no more B: Dude I was trying to wash your face and you started mooning.. W: ... B: ...

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Marc
Community Member
3 years ago

Overall - It's much more work and depending on where your shop is, you have less customers. The thing I am missing on the list - Your hairdresser probably won't need another person to cut your hair, while depending on the dog you need an extra pair of hands to handle them. Therefor you have to pay two people.

Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

It also depends on the dogs temper. When we had to trim nails for large muscly dogs, it may take two groomers..one to calm the dog down while the other quickly trims. Size of the dog and physical condition of the dog matters too. The two groomers in the picture above (one holding the dog up with leashes while the other one trims)..they are probably doing that to keep the dog standing because many large dogs like that have hip dysplasia. We had to use those same slings for a 150lb New Foundland with a bad hip. And nothing is more frightening than having a senior dog collapse on your table because the dog is just exhausted from the bath and nail trim....

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