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For as long as people have been telling jokes, others have been stealing them. Or, as we are about to show you, building upon them.

There's a subreddit called 'Your Joke But Better' where, as the name suggests, platform users share pictures of folks using someone else's humor as a setup for theirs.

Created in 2019, this online community currently has 19.8k members, so it's still in the infancy phase, but the punchlines in its collection continue to grow exponentially.

From witty one-liners to a bit of character development, here are some of the best ones.

#1

All The Little People!

All The Little People!

TheDnDumbass Report

Lauren S
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leprecon is a company who makes lighting products. In case you’re like me and didn’t get it. Edit: I absolutely missed the joke. See Anyone-for-tea? In the replies for the actual funny joke. Sorry!!

Anyone-for-tea?
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it is more a play on conventions? like Comic-con, Games Con?

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EJBWritesBooks
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Julius Root would like to know your location

Elladine DesIsles
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What sort of mess do you think Artemis has got Holly into this time?

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B.Nelson
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're an Artimis Fowl fan then it's LEP Recon

Lotekguy
Community Member
Premium
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The angels are fighting each other with light sabers.

Bob Brooce
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eight photoshopped rainbows! Wow! Because physics.

Daniel Kim
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What even is there? A gold mine?

me McG
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2 years ago

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    #2

    This Was His First Comment In Over A Year

    This Was His First Comment In Over A Year

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    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just like how 94% of all statistics are made up on the spot

    Illicit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, this one deserves a medal.

    @LoveMyLipgloss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no pun in ten did" *snort* I totally get it

    Dawn Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😒🙄😏... hahahahahaha 🤣😂🤪😆😅

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    #3

    Insert Title Here

    Insert Title Here

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wall didn't have any juice to give the phone. It's a drywall

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    #4

    Still No Interest Then

    Still No Interest Then

    RealChili1 Report

    Michelle Forbes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone! You get rejected...always always know its their loss. Love yourself...I do

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it won't compound your problems.

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    #5

    Jesus Is Watching

    Jesus Is Watching

    Kabukimansanjoe Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's going to save you from bowels of hell...

    J J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will come down on you like the wrath of god.

    Mediocre Genius
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm concerned about the color of the vestments and what they will put in the censers.

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    #6

    Dads Having Fun

    Dads Having Fun

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    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both ;)

    Elden Yeah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? You can tell, it's apparent. Especially if it's fully groan.

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, both, not no. Ain't it good how families come about?

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure which part you don't get, so please forgive me if I'm pedantic. The body-building was pregnancy (building a baby's body), which the first commenter said was a dad joke. Then, it literally made him a dad. "It" referred to both the birth and the joke. OP's wife giving birth made him a dad. The last comment was referring to the birth, making the dad a daughter. Meaning that the wife's body-building (pregnancy) made the OP and the wife a daughter (the baby).

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    #7

    Kid On Mains

    Kid On Mains

    xerxesbeat Report

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably got problems at Ohm, it's not his volt.

    Lavender Myst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole situation was a bit shocking for us both and taught him watts, watt.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you charge him for the damage?

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... if only he had the capacitance to retain the lesson.

    Semso Bonaparta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he has capacity to transform...

    D Wall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was shocked to hear about all of this.

    Barong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he would blow a fuse when you told him he was grounded.

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    #8

    Which Witch

    Which Witch

    Skyline348726 Report

    Naz Fride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She turned me into a newt.

    malleymac84_1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she weigh the same as a duck?

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which only proves that women actually CAN drive stick.

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are ways of telling whether she's a witch!

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    #9

    A Title

    A Title

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend Mary had a to-do list that someone smoked. It was a Mary Wanna list.

    Mia Bouhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is joke is do bad it’s should be illegal, oh, IT IS ILLEGAL

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If we had it to do over, weed do it differently."

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he spliffed up the joint.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duuuuuuuuuddddde, this ganja is really something. Now I feel the urge to shop for milk, eggs and detergent. Also, do the toilets be needing cleaning, maaaaaaahhhhnnn...? XP

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    #10

    I Mean He’s Not Wrong

    I Mean He’s Not Wrong

    MorphFromTreasurePnt Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He swooped, he scored. Piabetes. I am still giggling

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3.14159265359 eat-cetera ...........cake of diminishing return.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can count on that the belly circumference will be a circle.

    Charles Kormos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake Day? When? I'll celebrate that.

    #11

    5 Out Of 6 Say Russian Roulette Is Perfectly Safe

    5 Out Of 6 Say Russian Roulette Is Perfectly Safe

    Bigringcycling Report

    Black Garbage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once tried Russian Roulette with a glock as an experiment. All my test subjects refused to give a statement afterwards.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6th person barely survived, but said it was a sure-fire hit. Number one with a bullet.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six of my friends went golfing, six played Russian roulette. The golfers made a hole in one. So did the other friends.

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    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That experiment's dead on arrival.

    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but what is Russian roulette

    beatrix maxwell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically you just have 1 gun that works (with a bullet) and 1 gun that doesn't. You and your parter point the gun at yourself and trigger it and whoever has the bullet di3s

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    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should encourage Putin to play.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the 6th person didn't say it was safe? Got it.

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor could I, perhaps they agreed also. 5.5 out of 6 ?

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    #12

    Hah

    Hah

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    Nenyone_yay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is so dark! Don't make me turn up my brightness, I may never recover!

    Mia Bouhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boatalocive is what he meant to say

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    #13

    "Unclejokes"

    "Unclejokes"

    nV0ker Report

    Jamie Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a boy surely it'll be adamant?

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all boy ants are adamant, but the first one was

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also tell which kids to keep away from your own.

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must you disagree with everything? I mean, right, but....

    Papa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean "groans"? If yes, I agree. If not, I don't understand.

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    #14

    Meringuin

    Meringuin

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    walkabout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is what I look for in romantic poetry.

    Let’s roll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta admit this is one of the best lists. Every single one is cracking me up. Sensational puns.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it really have more fun? Does it save the black coat for evening wear?

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this little meringuin!!!

    #15

    The Reply Was Punbelievable!

    The Reply Was Punbelievable!

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    Marla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see Y that X is no longer ABout. He's out of D Pad, without even Sticks to his name, up a river without Paddles. He'll have to Start again and Select more wisely. Glowing X Button 😞

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my day, you'd hear a romantic tory about Atari-eyed pair of lovers.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully when it’s over, he won’t have a Flashback. In terms of their belongings, he can Tekken or leave it.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Flatout horrible, I hope he doesn't fall of the Grid 2 end up in depression. Sure the dating culture is a Battlefield right now but he surely will find a place Where The Water Tastes Like Wine

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video consoles are the Genesis of many divorces.

    2econdSelf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn for Sega.

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    #16

    Doh!

    Doh!

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    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and doe nuts can't be had at any price. Impossible to find. Though people say they're delicious.

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure they are but still Beernuts are $3.58. Maybe more demand for Beernuts?

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    #17

    Pegging Conservatives

    Pegging Conservatives

    Mattyyflo Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high school, my best friend was gay. He once pointed out that if I just turned gay, that we would make a great couple. I pointed out that he of all people knows that's not how this works.

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot!! What good have the Dems ever done for blacks????????

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight guys complaining about gay guys flirting with them annoy me. It is usually the type of guy who flirts incessantly with women he is attracted to, regardless of how interested she is. Now you know what we put up with.

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they forgot gay women exist too.

    Minimal Effort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think many lesbians hit on straight guys tho....

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booty-strapped. 👢🍩 👢

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    #18

    Holding My Cow By The Tongue Won't Hurt Her

    Holding My Cow By The Tongue Won't Hurt Her

    bhFraincnc Report

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid we would bottle-feed one calf and let another calf suck on our other hand. My hands were like satin.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "who's the burger now" in a voice that I got from some movie... But I can't remember where... I have kids, I think it's one of their movies.

    Nicole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go vegan! Nothing funny about slaughtering innocent cows.

    #19

    This Mangers Me

    This Mangers Me

    BerryBoat Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ walks into a bar; He tells the bartender "Gimme a rusty nail & make it a double, I wanna get hammered"

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be "thanks for the 'bird' welcome haha"

    Brian Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also hates “hanging out”

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god created HungErrrrrr

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    #20

    Obviously Better

    Obviously Better

    Masen_The_Weeb Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Weird Al, and I always enjoy his version of the song more.

    Skim Beebles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day "Like a Surgeon" came on Pandora, and honestly for a little bit I thought it was the original because their cover/parody is so freaking good!

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    Major Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have a hard time when the original song starts playing but i will slip into singing weird al's parody! e.g.- his parody of "american pie" "my my this here anakin guy, maybe vader someday later now he's just small guy. he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, saying soon i'm gonna be a jedi, soon i'm gonna be a jedi"

    me McG
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    2 years ago

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    So Weird Al is a serial pedophile?

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    #21

    Damn

    Damn

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went from wholesome to brutal!

    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the diameter of your plungers handle.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, wow! These are from my early, early childhood. They were very much considered unwholesome, the kind you giggled about because if parents ever found out you were telling such jokes, they'd be sure to tsk tsk! Here are some other answers: "Make him read a stucco wall." This one is so old, most people probably never had these kind of telephones: I knew a blind kid who burnt his face answering the iron. (Please note, Alanis Morissette.)

    Fynne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meticulously replicate their entire house and place it in the Saharan desert with the kid inside

    Bewitched One
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did that get 2 awards

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they hadn’t said “blind kid” and maybe “blind man” it wouldn’t have bothered me as much but 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes, the Helen Keller jokes from my childhood...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was done, mildly amused. Then I wheezed when I scrolled down to the plunger reply.

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    #22

    Its The Same Guy But This Made The Joke Better

    Its The Same Guy But This Made The Joke Better

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A rolling nun gathers no cross.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Black Knight said to Arthur "nun shall pass" I felt he was very biased against monks.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I need a fix 'cause I'm going down... Down to the bits that I left uptown.... I need a fix 'cause I'm going down..... 🎶 Mother Superior jumped the gun 🎶

    D Wall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a bunch of nunsense…

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 The hills are alive with.. Aaaaghh!! 😆

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many religious people appreciate this joke? Nun.

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    #23

    I Do Know The Rest

    I Do Know The Rest

    Jack_of_Hearts20 Report

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bills_and_Thrills is certainly a cunning linguist...

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile practice makes perfect in linguistics and other cunning practices...

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    Fairytails From Other Worlds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the difference between a brothel and a circus? - The circus has a cunning array of stunts, and the brothel has a stunning array of…

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pickpocket can only do what they love if you're wearing pants. A peeping Tom, only if you're not.

    malleymac84_1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he looks in the wrong window.

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    #24

    First Post To This Sub

    First Post To This Sub

    zomebodyy Report

    Farah Kamal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah actually try narrowing ur eyes close as close as u can, it looks cool

    Crissy Newbury
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name is not pronounced GO. Get it right America.

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for other languages that don't have puns based on close but not quite the same word or pronunciation

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    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these jokes are relying on the completely wrong pronounciation of van Gogh...

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the answer? I’m all ears.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird I knew what/who it was without squinting?

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    #25

    Love A Good Boob Pun

    Love A Good Boob Pun

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mushroom Mario and Luigi .... they both become "massively" titular characters.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would accept either answer as valid based on the physics language I know.

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that would be speed and direction, like 'the velocititties Harvey Weinstein was able to get'.

    malleymac84_1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees!

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    #26

    Cutting Creeps Down To Size

    Cutting Creeps Down To Size

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I had a period when I was sixteen where I started to get a big head." - leonardo-dicaprio-quotes

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised he had a period. We know so little about each other

    #27

    50 Shades Of Yourjokebutbetter

    50 Shades Of Yourjokebutbetter

    KOA13 Report

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand that they're both all about the stuffing.

    Herr Bastich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite impressive shibari skills

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safe-word: Sadomaso-chicken

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope that was all that was done, but I fear it was subjected to a good stuffing

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He loved the chicken dearly, but their romance was destroyed by his truss issues.

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And chickens aren't even into submission, they don't have the head for it. They're much more into domination. Heartless.

    #28

    Yourbrotherbutbetter

    Yourbrotherbutbetter

    I3arny Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated relatively quickly

    Nate Lefkowitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S w e e t. H o m e. A l a b a m a

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know why girls from Alabama won't do reverse cowgirl? They don't like to turn their back on family.

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign above the door "DELIVERANCE WOMB"

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly not 'their's from the looks of it.

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Insanely fast banjo) SWEET HOME ALA-BAMA

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Or his father ... Or *their* father Which is actually instantly suspicious, because apparently they're all massively inbred.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, that went downhill fast...

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    #29

    Radiation

    Radiation

    murtaza64 Report

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think "failed successfully" covers it all.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds suspiciously like a MAGA plot.

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    #30

    Outstanding Move!

    Outstanding Move!

    cy6nu5 Report

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have you ever been part of an organization that uses violence to meet its goals and isn't government-sanctioned?"

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second rule of Fight Club is never answer a questionnaire about Fight Club.

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you SEEN catholic schools?

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even try to compare the immense damage that police do to the relatively miniscule damage the US military has ever done, I mean really.

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    #31

    Taliban Joke

    Taliban Joke

    reddit.com Report

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, "Three Kings" is an actual movie. (They look like they're traveling to see the baby Jesus if you ask me.)

    Craig Boddys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to graduate, its only a crash course

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to decide if the decorations around their necks are 1. Crinkly packing paper from Amazon boxes or 2. A bunch of top ramen.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spotted in planes facing Mecca five times a day.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the eye makeup?

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilots of the holycopters.

    Collette Moisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The middle guy looks like Justin Trudeau! lol

    Tracy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t call me Shirley.

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    #32

    Misery And Sadness And Misery

    Misery And Sadness And Misery

    yobropewdiepie-jk Report

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard this joke before, it’s so funny (in a dark humor way ofc)

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's putting that sissor-hand to good use.

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first heard this joke, like, a billion years ago.

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emo phones don't die, they simply prefer having a black screen and being unresponsive.

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    #33

    Your Joke But Better

    Your Joke But Better

    MILKLOVER91618 Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they split up they cause a lot of damage around them

    Elden Yeah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should study atoms periodically.

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty much nothing. Especially the noble gasses... whenever I try to learn about them, I never get a reaction.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have positive, negative, and neutral feelings about this.

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    #34

    Holey

    Holey

    Vrn-722 Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the first makes the couch holey, home furnishings is not your biggest problem.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smell a kowtow to the denominator.

    #35

    Salmon Him For Giving A Better Punchline

    Salmon Him For Giving A Better Punchline

    Shamalanr Report

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police asked witnesses if it was an accident or on porpoise. Were told it looks like they did it just for the halibut.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting a haddock from reading these

    Susposter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s as shrimple as that. That joke is one in a krillion.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fight was won by the stronger people - the ones with more mussels.

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everywhere you looked, that was all you could see: food.

    Elden Yeah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I asked the owner if she was gonna su shi said no.

    Oddball
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm going to open women's shelter and call it Tempora House ....it's only for lightly battered woman though......"

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    #36

    Found One On My Own Post

    Found One On My Own Post

    Username47826 Report

    Costa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer -v- millenial...... I told my son this as a joke but changed it to meeting a deaf girl and taking her out to a silent auction. Straight away he said "silent disco".

    Elden Yeah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he didn't intend to win, maybe he just gave them the wrong sign.

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most amazing part is, he went in blind.

    #37

    I Dunno, Sometimes Worse Is Better

    I Dunno, Sometimes Worse Is Better

    ActionHousevh Report

    theincrediblebatcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace “with” with my. Not so lighthearted is it?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the purple dude

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now replace 'replace' with 'populate'.

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    #39

    Why Am I Even Subbed To The Bossfight Subreddit Lmao

    Why Am I Even Subbed To The Bossfight Subreddit Lmao

    reddit.com Report

    lily jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but I need these people as my friends

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    #40

    Welp

    Welp

    Beautiful-Pie-5416 Report

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she tries to convince her boyfriend she's fully Korean, she doesn't have a leg to stand on. He's had half a mind to leave her, ever since his stroke.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we all just walked into that one.

    #41

    Comment Section Gold

    Comment Section Gold

    feffef2 Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, round earthers can be found at all four corners of the globe.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wonder what, according to this flat earther-clowns, is on the other side of our flat earth. Just rock and dirt?

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix actually has a really good documentary about Flat Earthers called Behind the Curve. I don't remember if they answered that exact question, but they did discuss multiple flat earth theories. I mostly felt bad for them in the end.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real question: doesn't pi just measure a flat circle? Not a sphere?

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    #43

    One Of The Best One's I've Ever Seen Tbh

    One Of The Best One's I've Ever Seen Tbh

    Jesse444fun Report

    Keira Pendragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These ones are great, they should have made the top 40.

    #44

    The Only Thing The Invisible Man Can't Do

    The Only Thing The Invisible Man Can't Do

    vin_7624 Report

    #45

    Elevators Bad

    Elevators Bad

    WickedWendy420 Report

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Adopts British persona) Unlike my mates, they're always willing to give me a lift.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elevator jokes go to another level.

    Papa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the one about Darth Vader's sister, Ella?

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    #46

    The Supreme Dad

    The Supreme Dad

    Ok_Soil_231 Report

    WhyBother?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see comment better than the post i upvote

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    #47

    An Age Of Empires Poet Refines The Craft

    An Age Of Empires Poet Refines The Craft

    ziggymister Report

    #48

    Expected Something Racist But Found Gold

    Expected Something Racist But Found Gold

    xdsp1d3r Report

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main difference is what you wind up looking into when you want to check their trunk.

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But for real, Indian elephants have smaller ears than African elephants.

    Elden Yeah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would you get if you crossed the elephant with a rhino? Elephino.

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    #50

    This Shit Is Gold

    This Shit Is Gold

    SabreLunatic Report

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sadly can't remember which animal it is, but there's an animal that has glittery poop because of the shiny exoskeletons of the insects it eats. People who think we should get on the insect protein train should really do more research and promotion into this ASAP.

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    #51

    A Bit Different Approach

    A Bit Different Approach

    kaerfkeerg Report

    Farah Kamal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One said father the other one said daddy (sry sry ik its old)

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Punish me, daddy...! I've been naughty..." "For the last time, it's 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned'!"

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    #52

    Beaten By A Can Man

    Beaten By A Can Man

    AntsRus Report

    #53

    Wank

    Wank

    CommandSnow Report

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the censors don't know this word :)

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, literally almost spit out and choked on my tea pretty much simultaneously. 🤣

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    #54

    LEGO Destroys Leg-O

    LEGO Destroys Leg-O

    Luulmann Report

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    #55

    Thicc Af

    Thicc Af

    Spoiko Report

    #56

    Outdone On My Own Meme

    Outdone On My Own Meme

    Fearnyrunt0 Report

    YukiChou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    We don't have enough beds for new refugees that enter the country, so they have to sleep outside on the ground or in chairs. Yet they still come enmasse because of our social security system.

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    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While Yuki may be correct, the actual thing is that in Minecraft, if you place a bed in the nether (Basically hell hence the lava) and sleep in it you will die

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    #57

    A Rare Improvement

    A Rare Improvement

    RareOnAirShow Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll get jalapeño business if you don't give me the thyme it takes to make your oregano salsa recipe, bc I Adobe the person to put a chip on your shoulder.

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: For salsa Me: Thyme, basil, oregano and pepper

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    #58

    It's More Relatable To Me

    It's More Relatable To Me

    low_class_weeb Report

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    #59

    When You Hit Rock Bottom

    When You Hit Rock Bottom

    emination_ Report

    Dumpster Fire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that both beautifully written and completely insane to read at the same time

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shout-out for 'the meds are not working... Or working too well'

    #60

    I Was Definitely Outdone Here

    I Was Definitely Outdone Here

    DearMisterGygax Report