Are you looking for terrible and completely useless life tips? Then you've come to the right place! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the crappiest advice ever.


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Some of them come from a sub-Reddit called /r/ShittyLifeProTips, and while they won't actually help you to achieve much, they are at least useful when it comes to making us laugh. From using ketchup as a bookmark, to saving yourself precious time by adding toothpaste to meals, these "pro" life tips are sure to put a smile on your face while completely failing to help you in any practical way. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

P.S.: These tips are a joke and may be dangerous, don't try them yourself!

#1 Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

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Mustache Ham 1 month ago

haha

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#2 Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon

Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon

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Amanda Panda 1 month ago

I'd probably use my buttcheeks ... moon moon

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#3 Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled

Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled

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#4 Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

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Emre 1 month ago

Genius

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#5 Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

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Sheralyn 1 month ago

Eh. Looks like this might work in America. You guys can carry guns in some states right?

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#6 Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

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Mustache Ham 1 month ago

It seems to also work well in crowded convention halls. >:3

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#7 Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

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Amanda Panda 1 month ago

Or buy the unattached ones in the other post, and just use those.

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#8 Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

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Caitlyn McCracken 1 month ago

I bet someone tried it. The troll won

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#9 Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

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Amanda Panda 1 month ago

As a fat kid, I can confirm ... this works!

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#10 Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

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Amanda Panda 1 month ago

I've done this to my elbow, had a tiny hole in my black cardigan, was in a hurry, quick fix. Also, life hack: use rubbing alcohol to get permanent marker off :)

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