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Imaginarte, the communications agency, has developed a prosthetic stress-relief accessory that makes it possible. Holidays are the perfect excuse for doing the things that daily life gets typically in the way of. Going to the same beach as every year, cremating steaks on the barby, taking up trekking without having a clue what that is, monging out watching a 9-hour monster session of that series, you read the spoilers for months ago — or simply sitting around playing with your squishy balls.
It doesn’t matter whether you have them or not. There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our squishy toys, namely balls. So, what’s the problem? Returning to work after our much-needed holidays invariably means we just haven’t got the time for it.
That’s why Imaginarte decided to create a galactic solution to the problem shared by millions of stressed-out people, by collaborating with one of the special effects engineers for the Oscar-winning “Gravity,” Raúl Rodríguez Romeo. The result is NiceBalls: a dangling prosthetic accessory that sticks easily, discreetly, and efficiently to your desk. Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides a few moments of escapism that we all need once in a while in our stressful everyday lives.
More info: niceballs.es
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It doesn’t matter whether you have them or not
There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our balls
They stick easily, discreetly and efficiently to your desk
Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides the few moments of escapism
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MD 9 years ago
If your stress relief is squeezing testicles that's a problem and I can't imagine a work environment where that would be acceptable.
Herbert Nenenger 9 years ago
Pay no attention to Arty - I'm with you, I think it's gross and inappropriate for the workplace. No, not a prude, just old school social graces kicking into play.
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Hans 9 years ago
By the way: I cannot help imagining some of these insane marketing agencies would have created a "female version" of this (named "offensive ovaries" probably). The outcry would be heard even on the moon...
Bluby Fisher 9 years ago
wow that must be loud because sound doesnt travel in space XD
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Chris Beetow 9 years ago
Umm, and desk breasts would get a guy fired for sexual harassment. #frown
Dmitry Shapiro 7 years ago
https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
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Rachel Rosky 9 years ago
It ridiculous how several men have decried this in the comments as a double standard of sexual objectification (one whose comment is even hidden due to low rating) and how no one seems to back them up. If this were boobs or a vulva, many women would be disgusted, yet balls are ok? I think this an obnoxious product and completely inappropriate for a work environment.
Cervantes01 9 years ago
Well said, I was about to post the same type of thing myself, but then I read your comment, upvoted for pointing obvious misanthropy and double standards.
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Rachel Alexandria 9 years ago
I just...really don't understand why this is a thing. I don't think dudes play with their balls because it makes their HAND feel good... And how in the world is this supposed to be compelling for women? I mean, aside from being a visual prank, I just don't get it.
Kevin Donegan 9 years ago
If you're hoping you get fired from your job, the perfect way to do it is purchase his device and stick it under your desk. I would give you at most a few days before you're asked to leave your place of employment. What about a silicone vagina stuck under your desk that you could rub occasionally? Same thing.
MD 9 years ago
If your stress relief is squeezing testicles that's a problem and I can't imagine a work environment where that would be acceptable.
Herbert Nenenger 9 years ago
Pay no attention to Arty - I'm with you, I think it's gross and inappropriate for the workplace. No, not a prude, just old school social graces kicking into play.
Load More Replies... Hans 9 years ago
By the way: I cannot help imagining some of these insane marketing agencies would have created a "female version" of this (named "offensive ovaries" probably). The outcry would be heard even on the moon...
Bluby Fisher 9 years ago
wow that must be loud because sound doesnt travel in space XD
Load More Replies... Chris Beetow 9 years ago
Umm, and desk breasts would get a guy fired for sexual harassment. #frown
Dmitry Shapiro 7 years ago
https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
Load More Replies... Rachel Rosky 9 years ago
It ridiculous how several men have decried this in the comments as a double standard of sexual objectification (one whose comment is even hidden due to low rating) and how no one seems to back them up. If this were boobs or a vulva, many women would be disgusted, yet balls are ok? I think this an obnoxious product and completely inappropriate for a work environment.
Cervantes01 9 years ago
Well said, I was about to post the same type of thing myself, but then I read your comment, upvoted for pointing obvious misanthropy and double standards.
Load More Replies... Rachel Alexandria 9 years ago
I just...really don't understand why this is a thing. I don't think dudes play with their balls because it makes their HAND feel good... And how in the world is this supposed to be compelling for women? I mean, aside from being a visual prank, I just don't get it.
Kevin Donegan 9 years ago
If you're hoping you get fired from your job, the perfect way to do it is purchase his device and stick it under your desk. I would give you at most a few days before you're asked to leave your place of employment. What about a silicone vagina stuck under your desk that you could rub occasionally? Same thing.
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