Everyone thinks that they know what marriage will be like, but the truth is less exciting than Hollywood would have you believe: now, instead of doing the same mundane things you used to do by yourself everyday, you have a partner doing their own same mundane things with you.

Did you just fart, or is that the dog? Inspired by this Huff Post article, we've decided to add to it with questions and comments like this one, to make an ultimate “married life in a nutshell” collection. Which one sums up marriage best? Make your voice heard. Vote!

#1 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Housy Wife Report

IrinaDespa 5 months ago

Ooohhh, yes!!!

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#2 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Daniel Carrillo Report

SairaChaudhry 5 months ago

Hahaha

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#3 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

momma unfiltered Report

DanielLaw 5 months ago

Role reversal from our house.

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#4 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Michelle Ames Report

DortheSchou-Nielsen 5 months ago

But still ending up being the one who has to decide...

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#5 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Crystal Brankley Report

Debbie 5 months ago

I love this!....Oh my God!!.So many times!!!!

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#6 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Pej A. Report

SybleChristianMiller 5 months ago

Amen to that!!

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#7 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Gwendolyn Report

JeanineVasinko 5 months ago

We made a resolution not to get take out or eat at a restaurant until my birthday in March, except we can have two Subway days a month. My husband used our Subway day, but brought SODA home with it. Total enabler!

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#8 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

DWilliamsmh Report

DariaB 5 months ago

To keep tidy too. So there's less cleaning to be done.

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#9 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Mark Warren Report

MagdalenMean 5 months ago

In separate laptops in the same bed you mean ;-P

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#10 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Mike Lloyd Report

DanielLaw 5 months ago

Same with kids!

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#11 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Emily(Corcoran)Simms Report

AlexGeist 5 months ago

we have that problem with the house slippers

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#12 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Judge You Harshly Report

OanaUnghii 5 months ago

Yessss!!!! :))

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#13 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Megan Gonzalez Report

DanielLaw 5 months ago

Peed on the seat at 3 a.m. because she left the seat down. As usual.

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#14 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Amanda M. Steiner Report

DariaB 5 months ago

Nope. We don't ask. We just do it and laugh it out.

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#15 Married People Issues

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Bethany Jett Report

DariaB 5 months ago

Yeah, but you both get kinda tired after living together for a few years. Unless we go to some special event or meeting, we both just basically wear our quick casual clothes when going out.

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#16 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Josh Hafner Report

#17 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Linda Hoang Report

Debbie 5 months ago

Very true....And even worse is when they leave cups, plates and sauces beside their armchair and expect them to grow legs and walk to the kitchen!.....

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#18 Married People Issues

Married People Issues

Michelle Lee Report

Yesica1993 5 months ago

I don't know that that's a "married people" issue. It's just a "this person is a slob" issue.

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#19 Married People Issues

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Laur_ren Report

TracieTarrier 5 months ago

*husband: asks wife where clean underwear is. Wears dirty/no underwear until wife has washed some

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#20 Married People Issues

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Cole Furfaro-Strode Report

MarcinBarczyński 5 months ago

That's why we color-code stuff in our house. If it's pink or purple, it's definitely not mine. Even though I like purple.

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