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64 Hilariously Inappropriate Kids’ Drawings
When you go through training to become a teacher, often you're told to ask your students open-ended, as opposed to yes or no, questions about their cool drawings. For example, instead of saying, “Is that a lion riding a school bus?” ask “What did you draw?” Answer: little junior in a canoe. You get the idea. Kid drawings can sometimes be indecipherable until they explain them themselves, so save yourself some trouble trying to 'get' it.
But sometimes kids' drawings are too good not to have a little internal adult chuckle. Microphone? That looks just like a…! We dedicate this list of hilariously inappropriate and absolutely funny kids' drawings to you, dear parents, and everyone else who's been called in by a teacher to explain that they're snow shovel salesmen, not pole dancers as depicted in their kids' funny drawings.
Be sure to scroll down and check our list of artful and funny kid drawing ideas!
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#1
Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling A Snow Shovel At Home Depot
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#2
"Hulk Smashes The Kardashians" By My 10-Year-Old Son
#3
I Come In Peace
#4
I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"
RoxanneHughes 10 years ago
No, I think he meant c**k. That's what he looks like with that hat. Heehee
#5
My Friend's Daughter Had A School Assignment To Write One Sentence About A Family Member And Draw A Picture About It
#6
I Worked A Kindergarten Graduation Service Where The Kids Drew Their Own Programs. Obviously It's A Lighthouse
#7
My 5-Year-Old Cousin's First Drawing Of Her Mum
#8
Made A Book For My Dad For Father's Day. My 13 Year Old Sister Could Use Practice Drawing Whistles
#9
My Cousin Valerie Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her
#10
I Love The Beach
#11
The Reason My Son's Teacher Asked To Talk To Me
#12
My Uncle's A Firefighter. One Of The Kids They Rescued Drew Up A Thank You Note
#13
What A Lovely Drawing, Dear
#14
My Kid's Drawing About Her First Day Of Kindergarten. It's Her Teacher
#15
Keep Yourself Clean
#16
My Brother Teases Our Little Sister With Chalkboard Drawings Every Day. This Was Today's
#17
So, My 6 Year Old Sister Was In A Fight With My Dad So She Drew This
#18
My 5-Year-Old Daughter Drew A Picture Of Her At The Farm Holding A Shovel
#19
And One Night While We Were Listening To Old School Rap He Drew Two Turn Tables
#20
This Was My Daughters Artwork About A Monkey And A Lion
#21
I Found An Old Drawing My Sister Drew When She Was Little... Of Her Sacrificing Me To The Alien Gods
#22
Farting Ducks
#23
Found A Drawing I Did As A Child. I'm A Little Bothered
#25
My Daughter's Dolphinarium :)
Final score:
34points
#26
My Friend's Son Drew A Picture Of Mommy Mowing The Lawn
#27
At What Point Should You Tell Someone That Their Kid Is Drawing Questionable Art?
#28
First Word That Comes To Mind
#29
My 4-Year-Old Son's Drawing Of Santa. Yep That's His Hat
#30
My Daughter's Skeleton This Is In The Classroom. Apparently A Daddy Skeleton
#31
Mum
Final score:
30points
Lisa-MarieSaunders 10 years ago
Giving a present whilst weeing in her handbag - this child is weird!
#32
Friend Of Mine's Kid Drew This. He Said It Was "Daddy Shaking Hands With Santa Claus"
#33
I Teach English. One Of My Student's Drawing Looks Horribly Wrong
#34
My 5-Year-Old Did This For Preschool. Mummy And Daddy On Their Wedding Day
#35
When Your Son Draws A Picture Of Himself Flipping The Bird On Your Mother's Day Card
Lisa-MarieSaunders 10 years ago
I think it looks like he's bought candles for his mum for Mothers' Day. Doesn't have to be the finger!
#36
Portrait Miss 3 Did Of Her Dad!!
#38
Kid's Drawing
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Seriously... Group therapy... With the other two kids... NOW!! It's urgent!
#39
This Is My Daughter Billie's Drawing Of A Fox Running Away From An Alien
#40
My Son's Christmas Card Design
#41
This Is The Start Of My Son's Dinosaur
TessaKrellner 10 years ago
It does actually look like a dinosaur... Without legs... And a tail... And arms...
#42
My Son Drew This Last Year In Kindy! It's Supposed To Be A Fish With Its Tail Out The Bottom There
#43
My Son Was Studying Famine Etc And This Was His Poster To Raise Awareness And Money. I Promise He's 'Spoon' Feeding A Child
#44
Drawing Vases With Flowers In Art Class
Final score:
16points
#45
My Daughters Kinder Flower - The Kindy Teacher Kindly Sent Me A Pic Via Sms
#46
Looks Like Rudolph Is Getting Excited About Christmas Already
#47
It's Meant To Be The Bus From The Wheels On The Bus Go Rough And Round
#48
Drawing Of A Giraffe. This Kid May Have Been Misinformed
#49
To Mommy And Daddy
#50
My Sons Pic Of A Dinosaur From When He Was 4
#51
Girlfriend Found A Drawing Assignment From When She Was 7
Lisa-MarieSaunders 10 years ago
You'd have thought the teacher would correct the spelling to 'coke'...
#52
Scissors
#53
My Son Drew A Lightsabre. No Really, It's A Lightsabre.
Final score:
12points
#54
This Kindy Child Followed The Instructions Too Well
#55
My Friends Kid Drew A Whale
#56
My Son Drew His Sister. Those Are Fairy Wings Of Course
#57
My Sister Found An Old Drawing She Did. She Makes A Valid Point
#58
I Haven't Quite Decided If My Son Has Made Me A Poop Or A Dinky
#59
Poor Mum!
Final score:
6points
meow point1 8 years ago
Little kids when they first learn what death is can go through a phase of talking about dying. It's normal.
#60
My Granddaughter Drew Her And Grandpa...
Final score:
5points
#61
My 3 Y.o. Daughter Drew Mother Monster, Father Monster, Daughter Monster. Guess Who Is Who!
Final score:
5points
#62
My Son's 1st Grade Drawing Of A Ninja Fighting A Beaver! He Has Since Learned To Spell Ninja!
Final score:
5points
#63
Trick Or Treating Elsa. My Kid Drew This
#64
My Daughter Drew This Picture Of Me Smelling Her Feet Saying "yuck Pee-ew" Lol.
Final score:
3points
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What do you think ?
SmileyRie 10 years ago
Freud would have a field day!!!! The death threat ones are disturbing! Definitely need early counselling &/or game/tv monitoring
AwesomeSauce 10 years ago
Yeah I agree, I never did anything like that to my parents.
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JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Some of those kids need to see a therapist as soon as possible to talk about their tendancies to want to behead people and for those demons disturbing them. Some other drawings are hilarious though.
sebaschan 9 years ago
Sebastian from black butler. you were way off the mark. have you watched or read it. if you have check out the live action. it's in Korean, but has English subtitles. it's brilliant. by the way, Miyu left, and now i have a male demon called Paleo
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AsiaMalina 10 years ago
Drawings are very funny but handwriting in some pictures seems to be too adult for a child
LadySpice 10 years ago
Some of them (at least the ones made in classrooms usually) were written by the teacher or the teacher's aid.. sometimes before the kids can write very well, someone else writes for them.
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SmileyRie 10 years ago
Freud would have a field day!!!! The death threat ones are disturbing! Definitely need early counselling &/or game/tv monitoring
AwesomeSauce 10 years ago
Yeah I agree, I never did anything like that to my parents.
Load More Replies... JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Some of those kids need to see a therapist as soon as possible to talk about their tendancies to want to behead people and for those demons disturbing them. Some other drawings are hilarious though.
sebaschan 9 years ago
Sebastian from black butler. you were way off the mark. have you watched or read it. if you have check out the live action. it's in Korean, but has English subtitles. it's brilliant. by the way, Miyu left, and now i have a male demon called Paleo
Load More Replies... AsiaMalina 10 years ago
Drawings are very funny but handwriting in some pictures seems to be too adult for a child
LadySpice 10 years ago
Some of them (at least the ones made in classrooms usually) were written by the teacher or the teacher's aid.. sometimes before the kids can write very well, someone else writes for them.
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