138 Honest Valentine’s Day Cards For Unconventional Romantics

If your perfect Valentine's day ideas consist of hating everyone who likes this festivity, then you've clicked on the right post. And it's an even better match if you hate the kitschy side of Valentine's Day, yet like to impress your significant other of how much you don't care about it anyway. In that case, we have a selection of very ironical, deeply sarcastic, totally un-romantic Valentine cards for you to greet your loved one without getting all pukey cute.

Most of us have had enough of the typical Hallmark-style love cards (not that there's anything wrong with them). For couples and romantic singles with a sense of humor or an unconventional approach to romance, there are fun and creative greeting cards like these!

Sure, some of them are not the most romantic greeting cards out there (not that you were looking for one, anyhow), but you've got to give them to the right person for them to be effective. If there's a pant-nullifying Valentine's Day card that you think we've missed, you can add it to this list and vote for your favorite what-you-see-is-what-you-get cards as well!

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138 Honest Valentine’s Day Cards For Unconventional Romantics

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