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Ahhh, the wonderful Thanksgiving traditions - cozy family time, delicious turkey, and a day off at work. It all seems well and fine, but in reality, it is more like stuffing yourself up until the point you cannot move anymore at the Thanksgiving dinner, drinking that one too many glasses of wine and petty arguing with relatives. Thankfully, instead of being all sullen about it, you can always relate your problems with millions of people on the Internet and their hilariously funny Tweets.
So, are you ready to stuff yourself more than that turkey on the table and tackle every inappropriate topic with your family? Well, it's not like you have much choice over it... But before you get all annoyed, take a look at the funny side of it, illustrated perfectly by these Thanksgiving jokes
Bored Panda has compiled a list of the best Tweets that capture the modern spirit of Thanksgiving holiday perfectly and will surely remind you of a situation or two from your experience. Vote for the best ones and share your stories in the comments! (h/t)
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
Same regarding all of these, except the 2nd sentence... I am a lesbian, but its not easier to find the right person.
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Christopher Oetker 9 years ago
Same but mine is pumpkin pie with no utensils, too much whipped cream and standing over the sink.
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Luis Milian 9 years ago
you know is good food when the buttons on the shirt are struggling. LOL
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Fandoms Rise 9 years ago
Hmmph! I don't even try to convince my family I don't eat like that unless it's a holiday because I eat like that EVERYDAY!
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Kanishka Rajawansha 9 years ago
Seriously.. The previous text in the thread is the last years wish text (and the blame is half mine coz even I haven't tried to contact them either)
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Jim Phoenix 9 years ago
At times when we have Thanksgiving at my Grandma's house I wish I were able to drink beer so I wouldn't have to pay attention to her rantings about whaddever
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Teri Donovan 6 years ago
Well, unless your family is like mine and your kids are Lions fans while you are a Bears fan....
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Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
no it's not. i often wear an animal-themed onesie to spend time and share dinner with my cats.
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Fandoms Rise 9 years ago
I know! I get this feeling every time anyone talks to me! Stop asking me the same fricking questions about my school. This is a day off! FYI adults: kids hate to talk about anything that had to do with school, especially over the holidays! Here are some things that we might actually want to talk about (most of these are things that nerdy would want to talk about because I am a nerd so I know what they like to talk about the best): Absolutely any fandom that they love, new movies, their spirit animal, their favorite color, basically anything that actually has to do with their actual lives, not their school lives.
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Flora Polvado 9 years ago
How you look sucking it in in front of the mirror v. How you really look.
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Carly Noelle 9 years ago
Dang, I'm so technologically inept at 14 that I don't even want to know how my grandchildren will tolerate me.
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MADELEINE KIMBALL 6 years ago
haha yeeeess. The only way I can eat those is with a butload of brown sugar and butter... well as much as it takes to make it not taste like yams anymore! XD
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Carly Noelle 9 years ago
I'm a vegetarian. I pretty much just eat mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving.
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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago
We don't have thanksgiving in Ireland so I changed them all the christmas in my head LOL
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
Let's give thanks to the foreign invaders who slaughtered all the natives and decimated their culture since 1492. God bless America.
Thomas Hegedus 8 years ago
the common practice back then was the Right of the Strongest. Conquering your opponent and taking their lands for the kingdom was politically justifiable back then. Yes, by the 21st century standard, it was a terrible thing. But we cannot hold these people to the same standard when the mentality was starkly different six centuries ago.
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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago
We don't have thanksgiving in Ireland so I changed them all the christmas in my head LOL
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
Let's give thanks to the foreign invaders who slaughtered all the natives and decimated their culture since 1492. God bless America.
Thomas Hegedus 8 years ago
the common practice back then was the Right of the Strongest. Conquering your opponent and taking their lands for the kingdom was politically justifiable back then. Yes, by the 21st century standard, it was a terrible thing. But we cannot hold these people to the same standard when the mentality was starkly different six centuries ago.
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