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Do you have writer's block? Don't worry, because there's a soap for that. Are you a morning person? Then there's a soap for you too. There's even a soap for internet trolls that smells like living in your mom's basement.

In fact, thanks to Whiskey River Soap Co, there's a soap for pretty much anything and anybody you can think of. From weird teachers, creep uncles, and crazy exes, to geeks, queens and introverts, their amusing and endlessly inventive range of hygiene products (they also do bath bombs) means you'll never be stuck for Christmas presents ever again. Don't forget to vote for your favorite, and be sure to check out the Whiskey River Soap Co website for more info.

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Sophie G
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9 years ago

can it be delivered @ home?

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    Katnip WickerBasket
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Brushes made from the tail hair of a male dappled pony harvested under the full moon on leap day. Nothing else will even come CLOSE to that kinda quality!

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Oh, this is so relevant. Middle children tend to be the most trouble because they are no longer the baby getting all the attention. And they are not the oldest, who are supposed to set the example. In other words, they are left hanging. I've seen quite a few examples of this. :O

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I get you mate, I get u

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    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    LOL! "Smells like your beard" .. I died.

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    On the side it says it smells like cheap whiskey. Surely not.

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    okay i love this

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    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Hah cuz sober knitting ain't going to cut it! Lol neither is sober crocheting if its me

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    Bina Acharya
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    oh these soaps are so brutal -.-

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    d r e a m w o r l d
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Lauhing Buddha scented... still laughing through and through

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    Corina Mihaela
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Mojito scent!

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Trolls are easy to spot . They reek of unhappinesss

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Ouch.

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    'Blind dates with your dad* AHAHAHAHA

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    Amir Ally
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wet Bear and Fur!!!

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Ahhhh perfect, we know what soap Trump uses now ;P

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    does it really smell like what it says?

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    C M
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    9 years ago

    Sippy cup wine flavor!! Lol!! Also known as the 3 liter Gallo. Bottom shelf to the right in the grocery store- flavor.

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    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I actually utter that everyday, Tuesday or not.

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Love the last sentence !

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    smells like your broswer history ;D

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    Angelicat
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "It was cloudy when we went to the Bahamas" "that sucks dude"

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    C M
    Community Member
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    9 years ago

    Red stapler not included.

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *buys fifteen thousand of these as stocking stuffers*

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Never have been bothered by one of these. My boat horn waits by my landline. Bring it on.

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Least there are people willing to come to pity parties...

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    LOVE THIS ONE!

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    YES!! No more duck lips

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    this is deep :P

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    C M
    Community Member
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    9 years ago

    Evil laboratory sent!! Facts are just complicated alternative lies! They need to have a counter soap. No really, Science.. it's the truth.

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    Amir Ally
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Finally... its here!!!

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    If I could high 5 a soap, this would be the one.

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Finally a soap I want

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    Tracey Martens
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    LOVING all these positive testimonies from strong OCDers willing to work hard with therapists to improve their own quality of life! Keep it up. Everyone has stuff they need to work on, but you're actually doing it. GOOD FOR YOU!! That shows strength of character & persistence. Wishing you all nothing but the very best.

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    C M
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    9 years ago

    One surfing lesson!!

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    C M
    Community Member
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    9 years ago

    They need a soap to accompany this one.. Dog's Revenge.. smells like urine.. the dog peed on your pillow for locking him outside the house all night.

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    Jeeves
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This is ALSO MINE. MINE MINE. Galaxy soap... MINE. I love all these. MINE MINE MINEEEEEE

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    C M
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    9 years ago

    To that one person that cannot buy milk at the grocery store without some dramatic story.

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wow

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    C M
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    9 years ago

    All of us last survivors with no Facebook account deserve this. Lol!!

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    Sarcasticow
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I love the reference to selfies with that pink color! :)

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Every single girl should have this in her bathroom

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I'm waiting for caramel macchiato.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Even looks like it has salt on the top.

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    'It's blue! We're all gonna die!'

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    Sylvia Valentin
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Want one to leave at the office

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    Mary Brister
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "The woods behind your house scent" - yeah, where he plans to hide the future bodies...

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ... so you won't be unemployed?

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    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *Fresh gas scent* snort

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *takes down etsy store and runs away*

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    Angie Morton
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So fresh and so clean clean! HAHAHA

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I'd like to shove this down (or shove it up) my neighbor's appropriate body parts.

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    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Don't forget the mullet.

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    Berit-Bärbel Rebane
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Steve?

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    C M
    Community Member
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    9 years ago

    It's like heavens gates when you leave the bar, open the door and the sun is shining down.

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    One for me please. One carton.

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    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Or your garbage and goo will actually kill you...

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    Kara Amundson
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    very few of us 55-yos are in here

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    BeNT-
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Joke: I don't get it. Kim Kardashian blew a black guy, and now she has her own TV show. Ive blown 8 black guys and am making minimum wage.

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    April W
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "Straight up hooch" 😂

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "Hey! Pull my finger!"

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