Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
100submissions
Finished
100 Ridiculous Reasons Why Kids Cry
Women and little kids have one thing in common - crying spontaneously for the weirdest reasons ever (no offense, ladies). Remember the time you first saw Barrack Obama? Crying. The time meeting Iron Man out of this costume? Sobbing. Having to eat a plate of veggies? Bawling your eyes out. These and many other reasons are absolutely reasonable to set a kid crying, and they have been documented in a website called 'Reasons My Son Is Crying' by Greg Pembroke. He collects photos of funny babies sent from parents around the world and posts them on his website. He's even made a book on crying for no reason, which you can buy on Amazon!
So whenever you have a temper tantrum about the fact that you cannot fit all the crayons in one hand, remember that there's probably a funny kid who also feels the same. Have more examples of why do babies cry? Add your picture and quote to our list below, and don't forget to vote!
More info: reasonsmysoniscrying.com | Amazon
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
He met Iron Man... out of costume
RELATED:
#2
She met Barack Obama
#3
I told her Darth Vader was the bad guy
#4
She found out that I have a name other than "Mum"
#5
He met Bill Murray
#6
He doesn't want to go (even though we've repeatedly told him we're not going anywhere)
#7
Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)
#8
Microwave ate his lunch
#9
Miley was on TV
#10
I wouldn't let him eat the rest of the football
#11
His dinner isn't ready
#12
I told her she can't marry daddy (...or her brother)
Irina Diac 10 years ago
Seems legit, I wanted to marry my mom when I was her age. And I'm a straight girl.
#13
I said "good morning"
#14
He couldn't fit all the crayons in one hand
Grace Barclay 10 years ago
Frustration is possibly the worst emotion a child can have. Chin up, little one. Things get better.
#15
The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair
#16
Her brother joined her for breakfast
#17
I wouldn't let him finish eating dirt
#18
I wouldn't let her wipe my butt
#19
I told him he could not take his unwrapped tampon out to run errands
-1,000,000 Total Upvotes 10 years ago
If I were his mom I would show that picture to his future girlfriend
#20
The muffins didn't come out of the oven cold
#21
He Can’t Find His Rubber Ducky
#22
He got stuck
#23
We took her to a Justin Bieber concert
#24
I told him we couldn't keep it as a pet
Jeanne Deaux 10 years ago
Can't imagine his state when you told him you were going to boil it alive in the most cruel way... -_-
#25
He didn't want to share his leg hole
#26
I wanted to put his used nappy in the bin
#27
He thought that if he colored himself green he would grow into the incredible hulk
#28
She keeps dropping her fork
#29
I can't fix his cracker
Melanie Liang 10 years ago
....maybe he's crying because he thought that mothers could fix everything XD. At least I heard that almost everyone believes their mother could fix things at some point in our lives
#30
I told him he couldn’t go trick or treating in March
#31
She dropped a receipt we got from the gas station
#32
I won't let her wash her face with the sponge that I use to clean the toilet
#33
He wasn't allowed to electrocute himself
#34
He doesn’t want the banana he wasn’t offered
#35
I Broke This Cheese In Half
#36
He has a cereal bar in his left hand but he wants the cereal bar in his RIGHT hand
#37
He discovered that his soup was homemade
#38
I wouldn't let him lick the doormat
#39
I wouldn't give him beer
#40
I said he couldn't take the store's display wagon full of pink socks home
#41
I won't let her wear dirty underwear as a hat
Marika Stanway 10 years ago
If it's hers, let her. Then promptly photograph it and print it on the top of her sweet 16 birthday cake ;)
#42
She wouldn’t fit through the doggy door (note the open door right next to her)
#43
They received new hats
#44
Her ice cream cake was cold
#45
We said she couldn't have more bacon
#46
I said that her sweater looked so soft and comfy
#47
The goat ate the goat food from his hand
#48
I told him he was too young to watch Breaking Bad
#49
The neighbor's dog isn't outside
#50
There are only "ugly" outfits left in her drawers
#51
I picked up the cat poop off the floor without her
#52
She walked in on me changing
#53
She got inside the locker and couldn't figure out how to get back out
#54
She had to brush her teeth
#55
I would not open the string cheese for her. It was a tampon
Carly Childs 10 years ago
Haha....my son saw me carrying a tampon when he was younger and got mad bc I didn't give him any string cheese!
#56
I wouldn't walk across "the bridge"
#57
T-Rex’s jaw is not big enough to bite this Lego-man’s head
#58
I told him he doesn't need sunscreen when it's raining
#59
I threw out his dirty band-aid... a month ago
#60
Anna Kendrick's "Cups" song is on the radio, and I didn't have a cup to give her
Tania Andini 10 years ago
frankly, i would cry too if this song was on the radio and i didn't have any cups to play it with. lol
#61
There was a hotdog hidden in his cornbread
#62
He can’t reach the pennies. They’re too far away
#63
He can’t get down
#64
His brother is also on a swing
Final score:
35points
#65
She doesn't want to come out
#66
I wouldn't let him get a tattoo
#67
I'm cooking her eggs instead of feeding them to her raw
#68
He wasn't allowed to pee on the rocks
#69
He asked when he could be a baby again. I told him "never"
#70
He put himself in timeout... For no reason
#71
He could not hold the railing and his cereal in the same hand at the same time
#72
I refused to let him continue to play in his own vomit
#75
She can’t hold all three drinks at once
#76
He got stuck under the barstool
#77
She wasn't allowed in the mosh pit
#78
I won't let him spray the trees with sunscreen
#79
I wouldn't let him get me a beer
#80
I told my 5 year old that the (18-24M) lobster costume might be too small on him
frederic eeckman 10 years ago
Never tried a size too small for you, mom ? Thinking that whatever happen, it will fit ? Yep, we all did...
#81
I washed the dirt and sand off his pear
#82
I threw away the gum he was chewing... that he found on the side of a trashcan in Old Navy
#83
He couldn't open this bag of cereal with a fork
#84
The goldfish came from the wrong place in the pantry
#85
The Easter Bunny brought her an Easter basket
#86
I stirred his "fruit on the bottom" yogurt
#87
I asked him how he was doing
#88
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Maxi Pad
Final score:
18points
#89
I turned off the TV because it was time to leave for Walt Disney World
#90
I'm not in the pool with him
Marie-France Lehoux 10 years ago
Aaawww...that's the first reasonable thing to cry on from this list!
#91
The Tacos Weren't Ready.
Final score:
15points
#92
I told him not to eat the power cord to my breast pump
#93
I told her to stop playing with the trash
#94
We took the core out of his apple
#95
I wouldn't let him use the toothbrush he had just dropped in the toilet
#96
He can't drink the Easter egg dye
Hamlets twin 10 years ago
Isn't that just vinegar and food coloring? Let him try it, at worst his mouth would be a different color for a bit.
#97
I wrapped his Hannukah present
#98
I wouldn't let her eat Sriracha
#99
The Wrapper Had A Weird Taste ( She Had No Idea What Chocolate Was )
Final score:
8points
#100
She Couldn't Go To The Potty With Her Brother
Final score:
1point
Add New Image
What do you think ?
John 10 years ago
1% of these are legit problems (even if they only think they are - they're "stuck" etc.) 1% are spoiled. The other 98% just need a nap.
Brian Zhong 10 years ago
I've seen a baby cry when people were complimenting him and he somehow mistook it as criticism
Leni 9 years ago
Always feel like people who choose not to have kids are kinda like vegans. They just GOTTA let you know how great their lives are. :')
Load More Replies... John 10 years ago
1% of these are legit problems (even if they only think they are - they're "stuck" etc.) 1% are spoiled. The other 98% just need a nap.
Brian Zhong 10 years ago
I've seen a baby cry when people were complimenting him and he somehow mistook it as criticism
Leni 9 years ago
Always feel like people who choose not to have kids are kinda like vegans. They just GOTTA let you know how great their lives are. :')
Load More Replies...
Related on Bored Panda
