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What Your Shoes Really Say About You According To This Shoe Salesman Who Got Bored At Work
Christian Louboutin once remarked that "strangely enough, I think that shoe designs are a communication tool between people." Though some of us don't think twice about what we throw on our feet every day, it might be telling stories about us that only others can see. One retail employee, who goes by the username Ghostify on Imgur, was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what 20 different types of shoes say about those who wear them - and the funny descriptions turned out to be more hilarious than anyone could have prepared for. If you're also bored at work right now, these cool photos and funny texts accompanying them might get you through the rest of your long, tedious day. Scroll down to enjoy the life and times of everyone's favorite footwear, and let us know if any of these profiles match you and your shoes!
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Zori the degu 9 years ago
Omg, that last sentence is hilarious if you think about her character!
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dreamworld 9 years ago
But the golden retriever IS family. All dogs are family to their people. ❤❤❤
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Sarah Lennie 9 years ago
My husband wears a black version of these.; looks like I'll have to keep the ice cream hidden when we become grandparents. He does like a good dad-joke though.
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Amanda Ferraz 9 years ago
Poor woman, married at 8 yo? No wonder she hates the (possible) pedophile...
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Wanda Queen 9 years ago
I'm torn between finding this amusing and being annoyed by what's basically just glorified stereotyping based on shoes. Or maybe it's just to early and I need to look at it again when I'm better caffeinated.
Zori the degu 9 years ago
His next move? Comparing his own descriptions to the clients who buy the shoes in order to see if they were accurate. ;)
Wanda Queen 9 years ago
I'm torn between finding this amusing and being annoyed by what's basically just glorified stereotyping based on shoes. Or maybe it's just to early and I need to look at it again when I'm better caffeinated.
Zori the degu 9 years ago
His next move? Comparing his own descriptions to the clients who buy the shoes in order to see if they were accurate. ;)
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