People Are Sharing Hilariously Dumb Questions That Customers Have Actually Asked

Happens to the best. :)

lol

well done people...well done

Woohoo three cheers for peeps that need to go back to school

haha..ha..ha....ha

They're worried about freshness and eating at a fast food place?!

this is the best one!

It pisses me off that the people are the most stubborn (^-^;

May I have the spaghetti olio e aglio with some garlic please? Oh, and if possible bring some oil with it.

I would have lose it in a second

*facepalm*

Sadly anyone working with the public has to accept conversations like this as a fact of life!!! A daily occurrence I'm afraid**sighs**

LMAO

You have to describe basically what's in the package. I sent 50 UPS packages per day, I know the shipment doesn't get accepted if you don't put up a proper description.

Maybe he was testing the driver whether he opened it before him ;) "Oh, just some electro-ooow, so sorry."

How did you ever get wealthy enough to ride in a private jet without knowing where the sun is?

proof positive the brightest bulbs are not always high flyers

Yea...I guess someone could take a test flight and see how high up the sun is

Valid question, "above" the sun obviously doesn't mean leaving earth's atmosphere. A private jet is quite fast, and it is not uncommon to see various sunsets/sunrises in a single flight.

above the sun? that's a long ride

I once asked how many slices were in an 8 slice pizza (meant in a medium) I was shocked to find out there's 8.

It's obviously $27!

500 pennies.

hello, my name is Jane. what is your name Marry?

I work for a utility and you would not believe how many people are shocked and appalled when they get shut off after not paying for 6+ months

...or trying to pay a late credit card payment with a different credit card. We already know you can't be trusted with credit!

sweet jesus

-But sir, you can still use your credit card! To open locked doors and cut your cocaine!

I used to get this question asked a lot at my old job.

Perhaps they were expecting Roman numerals? XD

*now imagining what an uppercase number looks like*

I don't even understand what the customer wanted. Upper Case Numbers?? Wut?

Wtf is a upper case number... Lol

OMG - So I have had the same similar incident. One time while working in a call center I was giving someone their confirmation number, and it was all numbers and no letters. Once I finished reading it off to her, she asked me if that was all upper or lowercase. Some people just don't need to communicate with the outside world at all.

I'll take a homeroasted coffee anytime over even 10 Starbucks.

Sounds legit. Probably they can also write your dissertation.

Haahahah!

Please tell me that this didn't happen...

Actually, food processing pretty much work like this. Fish in the atlantic, send if like 10000 kms, process it, send it another 10000 kilometers, make a meal out of it, and send it another 10000 kms to sell it.

. . . Here's your sign.

Lol this crack me up 😂

here's your sign!

Lol nah they aint say that Lmao thats bad business... A long pause would have done just fine....

I'm pretty sure that guy is trolling.