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Most people only see doormats as something to wipe their feet on, but if you really think about it, doormats hold a higher purpose - they're the first thing that people see before entering your home. Your grandma's tacky 'welcome' mat probably doesn't reflect you as a person, however, so we've compiled a selection of alternatives that should be a little more up to snuff. Though the mail carrier might be a little caught-off-guard the next time they arrive at your doorstep, at least you'll sleep easy knowing that your mat is a hundred times more honest than any of that 'home sweet home' nonsense.

Check out the funniest and most creative doormats Bored Panda could scrounge up below, and if you've got an equally genius one sitting on your porch right now, add it to our list at the end!

#1

Finally Received My Door Mat

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MRaina
Community Member
9 years ago

that might open quite some doors for you

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    #2

    Amazing Door Mat Creativity...

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Love this mat! Depending on your day, you can turn it any way you choose. Thumbs up!

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    #3

    Creative Door Mat

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I wonder if the "sales people" will ever get the message? :O

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    #4

    Thank You

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    And they're judging your shoe choices!

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    #5

    Add A Little Technology To Your Doormat

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Who needs GPS. This works just fine. 👍👍

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    #6

    My Neighbor's Door Mat . . . More Like Dad Mat

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Hi Mat, I'm Walker. ;D

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    #7

    Zeus On Guard Duty

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    Georgia
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    And thy dog shall bark for evermore.

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    #8

    Three Of The Best Things

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    That just about covers everything that's important these days. ;D

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    #9

    Creative Door Mat

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    TC
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Hahahaha...that's mean...

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    #10

    And The Award For Creepiest Door Mat Goes To

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Now I wonder where that 'pinhead' spy camera is located? 🤔🤔

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    #11

    Haha Look What The Delivery Man Brought Today. Good Thing I Have The Same Sense Of Humor As Roman Lol

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    At least we know who picked out that door mat, don't we. 🤔🤔

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    #12

    Creative Door Mat

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    Anita Matłoka
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Tiip-Game of Thrones :D

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    #13

    Kwestie Van U Welkom Te Voelen 🙈🙊

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The "UnWelcome" mat. :O

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    #14

    Scale Doormat

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    Iris Omri-Engler
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    That's pure evil

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    #15

    Every Math's Teachers Dream Door Mat 

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Too bad the mat isn't wide enough for the door, because the center of it cannot align with the door hinge. Its not possible to get an accurate angle reading as a result. 😟😟

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    #16

    You Shall Not Pass

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    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *Almost knocks on door* *see's doormat* *shrugs and leaves*

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    #17

    Creative Door Mat

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    Claire
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. Creature of the night.

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    #18

    I Mean, Come On! So Cute! This Mat Is A Little Twist On The Original That I Did For A Customer With Twinzies! Link In Profile To Shop All Doormats! 📸

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    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The one on the right is looking at the one on the left like "wtf are you crying for?"

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    #19

    I Definitely Live Here...

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I prefer if it said "home is where the bra isn't"

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    #20

    Oh, Hi Cutie👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 Made This Custom Doormat For

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Corgis are so flirtatious, just by their expressions.

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    #21

    0

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ...and wine!

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    #22

    0

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    Ristina Nielsen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    How to get people to actually wipe theit feet :)

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    #23

    Creative Door Mat

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Blessed are the meek, for they shall...............................😊

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    #24

    Door Mat At A Customers House I Delivered To Today.

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Definitely dog lovers live here. :D

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    #25

    😆 The Little Things! 👌🏻

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    Bway_Gonnabe11
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *trips on the stairs*

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    #26

    Welcome To The Dark Side 😈😏

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    Jörg Zingler
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    we have cookies...

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    #27

    This Is My Brothers Doormat At His New Place

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    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This is a mouse pad. I have the same in purple.

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    #28

    And Security Is Tight

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    Lillian Chesak
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My mom must have designed this :-D

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    #29

    Go Away Doormat

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Now, that's being awfully Purrrposful and Catty, don't you think?

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    #30

    🐾for Real 🐾 Custom Designs Are So Fun! Perfect Gifts For That Hard-to-shop-for Person!! Nickel-designs.com Or Etsy Link In Bio! 🐾🐾

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    dont worry mine too

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    #31

    Keep The Change You Filthy Animal Funny Doormat

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    YES!

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    #32

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    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I would be the one stupidly dancing on it, waiting for a sound.

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    #33

    When I Realised I Needed A Doormat, What Else Could I Choose ? 🍉🍉🍉

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Welcome, you've taken one bite by being here. The rest of the treat is waiting inside. 👍👍

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    #34

    New Doormat

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    Flinkie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Omg I need this for when I get pets. 😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💝💝💝

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    #35

    I'm Talking Bout Right Here, Right Now, That's All I Need! -

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    At least they have their priorities straight. 😉😜

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    #36

    Love My New Front Door Mat!

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    And note the size of the mat. They don't even want you to think about wiping your feet, since you won't be coming in. 😱😱

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    #37

    My New Doormat Is About 1000000% Accurate! You Can Solicit All You Want As Long As You Gots A Maple Bar 🍩🍩🍩😂✌️

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    Flinkie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I DO NUT have donuts.

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    #38

    Good Advice From A Doormat...

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    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    because my back hurts

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    #39

    Cadeautjes Van Mezelf Voor Mezelf 😎

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Crew only ::)

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    #40

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    CelSlade
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Hahaha! I need this! :P

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    #41

    Just Got A New Door Mat

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    That's one way to say "No Soliciting". 👍😜👍

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    #42

    Free Wifi And Pizza Inside

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Honey, I'm home!

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    #43

    Tacos Doormat

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    Flinkie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    .. and Nachos!

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    #44

    Creative Door Mat

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I am!!

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    #45

    It's Talking To You Beautiful! ⭐️🌸💋

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    MRaina
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    i have a boyfriend..cheesy doormat

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    #46

    Knock Knock It's

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    Angel
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    LOVE IT!!!

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    #47

    🐻😴
Rest Well Tonight ✨knowing God Has Already Prepared A Great Day For U ☺️
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    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    who snuck in a bath mat ;)

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    #48

    Glad That Ikea Is Facilitating The Proper Adornment Of Myrmomanor.

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    Flinkie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I do not want this one for sure..

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