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So you want to get a dog. Golden Retriever owner John has a few words to say. He shows his life before and after getting his pup Maimai, "the cutest little furry evil", in adorable illustrations.

You can already start feeling guilty about not sharing your TV dinner with your new friend. Forget having a tidy apartment. And all that hair...But it's all worth it. "All I can think of after work is to go home knowing Maimai is waiting for me, feels great and sweet," writes John.

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William Martinez
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha!...I got 4 dogs,5cats,2 leopard geckos,a chamaleon,11 chickens...I need to stop...vet bill is killing me!

MeaganMoore
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life, four cats and 2 big dogs, there is no eating in piece.

divydumdrophello
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

does anyone notice the cutting onions make me cry thing on the before tv

FtgFarm
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a present for Julija, pls write ftgfarm@oo.com

Hahanka
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153930863881477&set=a.10151018227671477.485558.559296476&type=3&theater

GayleneWarnock
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I hate it when pets beg!!!

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    DonnaLibbey
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sweet, loving faces are so much more interesting than food that will be eaten and gone in a few minutes.

    KatinkaMin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so true :-D You really end up shooting almost nothing else except your dog (until you have kids, of course...)

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    ErinCarlyle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look what we did, mom!" My dogs are always giving me this face when something destructive happens.

    LauraIbsen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it's filled with color after getting the pups. :D

    BelindaMattingly
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right except mine chews wood all the time so chairs - ruined, bookcase - ruined. Walls get chewed on the corners too! Not so cute but then she grins at me and I melt.

    VaneythaParemeswari
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh yes...exactly my house...always in the mess... and i still love them...more and more... <3

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    DonnaLibbey
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is not about being "neat." It is about loving and sharing which your dog does with gusto.

    M.J. J.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to add in all of the tongue and nose smudges on EVERY window

    M.J. J.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to add in the nose and tongue smudges all over every window

    Charles Laster
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for the wind to blow through his ears.

    SusanRamsay
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot nose prints on the windows! LOL

    TabithaDanger
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget window slobber artwork

    karamyers
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the mysterious wet spots

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    WayneHodges
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Royal Canin IS the doggie McDonalds! It's junk.

    Lazy Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I it's junk why do Vets sell it? Like if it was junk wouldn't Vets know

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    UchySudhanto
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better Raw Feeding for my 4-legged-kiddos

    Gyuiu Tcfyguh
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog was recommended to have that food from the vet too and it did nothing but make her feel horrible. Gave her Taste of the wild and she hasn't had problems since.

    RachelNeal
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. My dog eats better than I do

    JenniferCooper
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha Absolutely 110% true!! All of it!! :)

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    YuriLee
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Stitch is gonna need stitches :(

    CatolyniumAtomica
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought of shawn mendes after reading your comment

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    Gyuiu Tcfyguh
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love how the dolls faces are disgruntled

    Melo García Arias
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Jake, that happended to my pikachu, jajaja

    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that jake from adventure time

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    DonnaLibbey
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got you up off that couch and outside. Hooray for your dog.

    stanleyscout
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are fantastic!!!! Spot on!!!!! Our dogs cause a lot of trouble and cost us a fortune, but we wouldn't have it any other way. They make life crazy fun. I couldn't live without animals!!!

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    Elemyey
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. I can relate. One of my cats is a hopeless cord chewer. Luckily for him, he's a fluffy cutie pie.

    NannaBuenaventura
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness my baby never messed with any electrical stuff, just my footwear and (once) my eyeglasses when he was a puppy.

    SusanMoore
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they want your attention.

    GoldenRayquaza
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...my bunny doesnt mean to chew over whires and stuff.... she wants to move them out of her way... 3: but i love her :) i dont care :3

    KwihuiHalliday
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This artist obviously knows dogs. So true. All depictions are.

    mizukirobbins
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're lucky that our Mochi only destroys toys that actually handed to him. :)

    KariMette
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so Wrong, a dog is easy to form into god behaviour

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    PaulaCasas
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to complain about every pet we brought home too, and then he would eventually pet them and play with them when he thought no one could see him. XD

    KatinkaMin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom in the background when I told my disapproving dad I got a dog: 'Please don't tell me she got a mutt!!' My mom a few weeks later: 'OhshessoadorableOhcometogrannyCometogrannyYeahIloveyousomuch'

    DonnaLibbey
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it strange how attitudes change once they've had a chance to experience the joy of having pets around.

    MelodyLee
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black cats are actually lucky in Japan :3

    IshaShehryar
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stereotypes.. Some many stereotypes.

    KwihuiHalliday
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Converted for the better. Trust me.

    Aish Siva
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom hated my dog and was kinda scared of him (baby lab). Now she cuddles with our doggy more than us lol

    Ondřej Hartman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the heart above dogs head - thats the reason why we have dogs, cause they love us no matter what (if we care about them and love them enough). I miss my dog.

    NannaBuenaventura
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOL, the look at the golden's eyes on the "after" picture is priceless!!!

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