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In the olden days, well, about 20 or so years ago, shopping used to be very simple - you go to that one store, find two versions of a thing that you're looking for and buy the one that you like better. Easy peasy - no need to rely on some strangers' reviews, no need to compare between hundreds of versions of the same thing for sale and you can touch the object with your own hands before buying it. Sure, online shopping saves you the trip, but sometimes if you want to buy a pen, the Internet might throw thousands of pens for you to choose from. Time conserving? I don't think so! Also, there's always the temptation to see just what oddities you can buy online, and browsing deep into the Internets might carry you away into a sleepless night. So, to save you from a red-eyed day at work and to feed your curiosity, we've gathered a list of the worst, the weirdest and the most unexpected things to buy online.

Even if you consider yourself a hardened Internet surfer, these weird things might still raise your brow if not both of them. An urn with a glittery unicorn, a tungsten metal sphere that, as advertised, does nothing for measly 249 dollars and scented duct tape that you so desperately need is just the tip of the iceberg of these oddities. No, we are not saying that these are useless things, but most of them are either made for an uber specific task or fails to do the one thing they're destined for completely. Of course, these sellers are playing it smart catering the needs of their unique-minded clients, because if there's at least some demand, why not make a fortune out of it, right?

Well, we aren't convinced that anybody is making millions selling the weird stuff from this list, but hey, at least they're something fresh for our I've-seen-it-all eyes. So scroll down below for an Amazon freakshow and don't forget to vote for the worst things for sale!

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#1

Man Glitter

Man Glitter

For the men who want to sparkle in their own way.

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    I Believe In Broccoli

    I Believe In Broccoli

    When there's nothing else left to believe in...

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    #3

    Evil Unicorn Horn For Your Cat

    Evil Unicorn Horn For Your Cat

    If your cat wasn't heinous enough, you can now Evilcornize it! Just an inflatable horn away from a trip to ER.

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    Crocheted Nose Warmer

    Crocheted Nose Warmer

    Always wanted to gaze into the distance dreamily, but your ever-cold nose would never let you do it? Eliminate this problem with a crocheted nose warmer in the shape of 'soft kitty' forever!

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    #5

    Horse Lamp

    Horse Lamp

    Honey, we need to talk about the horse in the room.

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    #6

    Panwaffle

    Panwaffle

    Everybody loves pancakes and waffles and now you can combine them in one pan and get neither!

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    #7

    Facebook Shower Curtain

    Facebook Shower Curtain

    Now you cannot escape the power social media even in your private shower time! How great!

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    #8

    Banana Surprise

    Banana Surprise

    Listed as a 'toy' this banana surpriser lets you fill your bananas with, let's say, more bananas!

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    #9

    Parking Guide

    Parking Guide

    Always hitting that back wall when parking in your garage? Then this parking guide is what you need! And for only about 10 dollars you get a uniquely colored, orange tennis ball (because the neon yellow ones are surely less visible) and a string! Ingenious!

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    #10

    Ear Cups

    Ear Cups

    No, these ear blinders do not work as a shield for BS - they are the least elegant non-electrical hearing aid!

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    #11

    Boxing Tennis Ball

    Boxing Tennis Ball

    Tennis balls and strings add up to many amazing combinations - this one definitely doesn't leave you with a bruise on your forehead. Definitely!

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    #12

    Pizza Pouch

    Pizza Pouch

    Lets you carry your prized slice wherever you go!

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    #13

    Earthworm Jerky

    Earthworm Jerky

    If you want to feel closer to The Earth, why not trying some Earthworm jerky! The reviews, though, state that it's the worst worm jerky they've ever tried.

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    #14

    Sled Legs

    Sled Legs

    Now you can both run and slide down the hills (not at the same time)! Hopefully, you're not very fond of your front teeth.

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    #15

    Shittens - Mittens For Your Poop

    Shittens - Mittens For Your Poop

    A groundbreaking solution for those unsatisfied with plain old TP - now you can really up your handiwork game.

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    #16

    Rasta Dog Costume

    Rasta Dog Costume

    Well, yeah, that...

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    #17

    Finger Stylus

    Finger Stylus

    With this finger stylus you can finally control both your phone and your tablet with a finger. What a relief!

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    Scented Duct Tape

    Scented Duct Tape

    The real question here is why there isn't a duck-scented duct tape yet? Meanwhile, you can use this orange cream scented one for packing your boxes.

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    Unicorn Urn

    Unicorn Urn

    An enchanted urn for when you smoked too much weed dealing with your grief.

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    #20

    A Tungsten Metal Sphere

    A Tungsten Metal Sphere

    A metal sphere that does absolutely nothing for 249 dollars? Where can I get one?!

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    #21

    Talking Donald Trump TP Roll

    Talking Donald Trump TP Roll

    It sure will make your private time great again!

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    #22

    Slam Dunk Bathroom Basketball

    Slam Dunk Bathroom Basketball

    Look at the man's eyes while playing poosketball. He is having so. much. fun.

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    #23

    Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers

    Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers

    This product will supposedly let you blow your horns at peace and discreetly, but it turns out this carbon filter isn't so powerful against your monoxide.

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    #24

    Aquatic Treadmill

    Aquatic Treadmill

    Advertising your Aquatic Treadmill while not underwater might not be the best idea, but adding a picture of facepalming it sure adds some charm.

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    #25

    Fake Potatoes

    Fake Potatoes

    Machine-washable, air dry potatoes that cost as much as 40 pounds of real ones? It surely cannot get any better! Bonus points for wearing the orange net as a fashion statement bag.

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    #26

    Scrolling LED Badge For Hats

    Scrolling LED Badge For Hats

    Nothing screams "I'm a tourist" more, than a blinking HOLA on your forehead!

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    #27

    Prancercise The Book

    Prancercise The Book

    Turning hoof-beats into heart-beats, you can re-invent yourself as a horse with these ingenious prancercises. Horses are majestic and you can be, too!

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    #28

    Squishy Beer Cups

    Squishy Beer Cups

    Sure they're unbreakable, sure they're expensive, but these cups have something that no other on the market has - you can squeeze them and spill your beer everywhere!

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    #29

    Vibrating Nose Clip

    Vibrating Nose Clip

    This gadget supposedly shapes your nose according to your wishes. Proving its legitimacy there are two reviews - one saying that it's 'Excelente' and another saying 'It doesn't work at all.' Choose wisely!

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    #30

    iPhone Pen

    iPhone Pen

    Finally you can turn your iPhone into a pen with this earphone jack accessory; about the damn time!

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    #31

    Donald Trump Scented Candle

    Donald Trump Scented Candle

    Now you can hate Mr. President even more by lighting a sun tan lotion and steak smelling candle, while gently caressing the added toupee.

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    Potato Message

    Potato Message

    Only premium Idaho potatoes are used for the Potato Message!

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    #33

    Fried Chicken iPhone Case

    Fried Chicken iPhone Case

    Oh no, this isn't your regular picture iPhone case - it's a life-size piece of fried chicken glued to the back of your phone that works as a kick stand, too!

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    #34

    Weather Stick

    Weather Stick

    Made from balsam fir wood, this is a Weather Stick. What does it do? Well, it tells you what the weather is doing, of course!

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    #35

    Dogwood Stick

    Dogwood Stick

    A plastic stick, that smells like REAL wood for dogs that's only 9 dollars? Sign me up, because I was so bored with picking a new one for free every day.

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    #36

    Zits Ewww Pimples

    Zits Ewww Pimples

    If finding yourself polka-dotted every morning wasn't enough...

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    #37

    Firearm Alphabet

    Firearm Alphabet

    Now you can spell your name with high-res photos of firearms, shotguns and bullets. Freedom for all!

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    #38

    Power Energy Toothpaste

    Power Energy Toothpaste

    As great as it might sound, this paste has so little caffeine in it that there's no way it could energize you as a good old cuppa joe. On the other hand, who wouldn't want to be addicted to brushing teeth?

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    #39

    Grandma's Georgia White Dirt

    Grandma's Georgia White Dirt

    Though marked as inedible, most reviews state that the crunchiness is amazing and it doesn't taste that bad. And for only 10 bucks you can get your own sandwich bag full of (in)edible pet rocks, too!

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    #40

    Petchup, Muttstard And Mutt-N-Aise

    Petchup, Muttstard And Mutt-N-Aise

    The holy trinity of condiments your dog just couldn't live without!

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    #41

    Pickle Brine

    Pickle Brine

    There's no way you can get pickle brine cheaper, right?

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    #42

    Original Chef Clown Artwork

    Original Chef Clown Artwork

    For only 8,888.88$ this...thing could be yours!

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    #43

    Male With Beard Hairdressing Mannequin

    Male With Beard Hairdressing Mannequin

    Practicing your trimming techniques with this beard-equin is surely full of surprises!

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    #44

    Cellfy Wrap

    Cellfy Wrap

    Before the invention of selfie stick, people used to velcro their phones onto poles and trees and now you can, too!

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    #45

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

    You thought you'd never need it and yet, you are checking your bank balance now, right?

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