In the olden days, well, about 20 or so years ago, shopping used to be very simple - you go to that one store, find two versions of a thing that you're looking for and buy the one that you like better. Easy peasy - no need to rely on some strangers' reviews, no need to compare between hundreds of versions of the same thing for sale and you can touch the object with your own hands before buying it. Sure, online shopping saves you the trip, but sometimes if you want to buy a pen, the Internet might throw thousands of pens for you to choose from. Time conserving? I don't think so! Also, there's always the temptation to see just what oddities you can buy online, and browsing deep into the Internets might carry you away into a sleepless night. So, to save you from a red-eyed day at work and to feed your curiosity, we've gathered a list of the worst, the weirdest and the most unexpected things to buy online.

Even if you consider yourself a hardened Internet surfer, these weird things might still raise your brow if not both of them. An urn with a glittery unicorn, a tungsten metal sphere that, as advertised, does nothing for measly 249 dollars and scented duct tape that you so desperately need is just the tip of the iceberg of these oddities. No, we are not saying that these are useless things, but most of them are either made for an uber specific task or fails to do the one thing they're destined for completely. Of course, these sellers are playing it smart catering the needs of their unique-minded clients, because if there's at least some demand, why not make a fortune out of it, right?

Well, we aren't convinced that anybody is making millions selling the weird stuff from this list, but hey, at least they're something fresh for our I've-seen-it-all eyes. So scroll down below for an Amazon freakshow and don't forget to vote for the worst things for sale!

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#1

Man Glitter

Man Glitter

For the men who want to sparkle in their own way.

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carameltart1011 7 months ago

...I have no comment.

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#2

I Believe In Broccoli

I Believe In Broccoli

When there's nothing else left to believe in...

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elfin 7 months ago

Yes, but does broccoli believe in you?

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#3

Evil Unicorn Horn For Your Cat

Evil Unicorn Horn For Your Cat

If your cat wasn't heinous enough, you can now Evilcornize it! Just an inflatable horn away from a trip to ER.

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7 months ago

Now try to put it ON the cat...

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#4

Crocheted Nose Warmer

Crocheted Nose Warmer

Always wanted to gaze into the distance dreamily, but your ever-cold nose would never let you do it? Eliminate this problem with a crocheted nose warmer in the shape of 'soft kitty' forever!

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Peggy Hamilton 3 months ago

I clicked "Buy Now," and it's like $17!!!!

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#5

Parking Guide

Parking Guide

Always hitting that back wall when parking in your garage? Then this parking guide is what you need! And for only about 10 dollars you get a uniquely colored, orange tennis ball (because the neon yellow ones are surely less visible) and a string! Ingenious!

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Pretty Pangolin 6 months ago

...or adhere a rubber chicken squeak toy to your bumper...

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#6

Boxing Tennis Ball

Boxing Tennis Ball

Tennis balls and strings add up to many amazing combinations - this one definitely doesn't leave you with a bruise on your forehead. Definitely!

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Tiffany Marie 7 months ago

For people who can't afford virtual reality.

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#7

Rasta Dog Costume

Rasta Dog Costume

Well, yeah, that...

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chiizkake 6 months ago

These guys will definitely top the list for "things I bought while high." Genius!

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#8

Panwaffle

Panwaffle

Everybody loves pancakes and waffles and now you can combine them in one pan and get neither!

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ANDREA SERRANO MORALES 3 months ago

its 35 dollars i expected it to be like 15-20

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#9

Pizza Pouch

Pizza Pouch

Lets you carry your prized slice wherever you go!

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Francesca Annoni 7 months ago

Who eats only a slice of pizza?

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#10

Finger Stylus

Finger Stylus

With this finger stylus you can finally control both your phone and your tablet with a finger. What a relief!

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Kim Kermes 7 months ago

Actually useful for someone with mild movement problems or large hands.

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#11

Scented Duct Tape

Scented Duct Tape

The real question here is why there isn't a duck-scented duct tape yet? Meanwhile, you can use this orange cream scented one for packing your boxes.

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Pretty Pangolin 6 months ago

I still think they should have T-shirts with the little duck mascot. He's got an iconic quality.

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#12

Horse Lamp

Horse Lamp

Honey, we need to talk about the horse in the room.

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Tiffany Marie 7 months ago

I'll put it next to my leg lamp.

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#13

Ear Cups

Ear Cups

No, these ear blinders do not work as a shield for BS - they are the least elegant non-electrical hearing aid!

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Panda Panda 7 months ago

But I bet they work.....

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#14

Unicorn Urn

Unicorn Urn

An enchanted urn for when you smoked too much weed dealing with your grief.

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Ronald Jackson 7 months ago

$425??? WTF? I think someone missed a decimal point.

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#15

Banana Surprise

Banana Surprise

Listed as a 'toy' this banana surpriser lets you fill your bananas with, let's say, more bananas!

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Tiffany Marie 7 months ago

Does this work? Cause Carmel inside them would be awesome, frozen treat!

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#16

Shittens - Mittens For Your Poop

Shittens - Mittens For Your Poop

A groundbreaking solution for those unsatisfied with plain old TP - now you can really up your handiwork game.

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Russian Otaku 7 months ago

Then flush away clogging up pipes and destroying infrastructure!

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#17

A Tungsten Metal Sphere

A Tungsten Metal Sphere

A metal sphere that does absolutely nothing for 249 dollars? Where can I get one?!

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Tiffany Marie 7 months ago

Idk. People all like different things. For example I feel a rare Pokemon card is just as dumb as this, and sometimes they cost more and just made of paper & ink.

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#18

Fake Potatoes

Fake Potatoes

Machine-washable, air dry potatoes that cost as much as 40 pounds of real ones? It surely cannot get any better! Bonus points for wearing the orange net as a fashion statement bag.

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Clockwork 7 months ago

Those are cat toys...

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#19

Slam Dunk Bathroom Basketball

Slam Dunk Bathroom Basketball

Look at the man's eyes while playing poosketball. He is having so. much. fun.

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Kristy P 7 months ago

I do not want to make eye contact with a strange, pooping man

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#20

Sled Legs

Sled Legs

Now you can both run and slide down the hills (not at the same time)! Hopefully, you're not very fond of your front teeth.

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7 months ago

I'd actually buy this. It's pretty genius.

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#21

Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers

Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers

This product will supposedly let you blow your horns at peace and discreetly, but it turns out this carbon filter isn't so powerful against your monoxide.

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Magpie 7 months ago

Self adhesive ...........

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#22

Facebook Shower Curtain

Facebook Shower Curtain

Now you cannot escape the power social media even in your private shower time! How great!

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boredpanDaman 3 months ago

social shower.... you people are getting weirder every day...

#23

Scrolling LED Badge For Hats

Scrolling LED Badge For Hats

Nothing screams "I'm a tourist" more, than a blinking HOLA on your forehead!

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 5 months ago

Having a Spanish phrase while visiting Rome just adds to the silliness.

#24

Earthworm Jerky

Earthworm Jerky

If you want to feel closer to The Earth, why not trying some Earthworm jerky! The reviews, though, state that it's the worst worm jerky they've ever tried.

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Rosie Gal 7 months ago

I saw the reviews.. I guess it doesn't taste great 😞

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#25

Squishy Beer Cups

Squishy Beer Cups

Sure they're unbreakable, sure they're expensive, but these cups have something that no other on the market has - you can squeeze them and spill your beer everywhere!

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Pan Narrans 7 months ago

These are a must have for those quaffing evenings, as quaffing is best practiced outside, with friends, dwarfs preferably.

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#26

Vibrating Nose Clip

Vibrating Nose Clip

This gadget supposedly shapes your nose according to your wishes. Proving its legitimacy there are two reviews - one saying that it's 'Excelente' and another saying 'It doesn't work at all.' Choose wisely!

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Rosie Gal 7 months ago

Why would you even need this?

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#27

Fried Chicken iPhone Case

Fried Chicken iPhone Case

Oh no, this isn't your regular picture iPhone case - it's a life-size piece of fried chicken glued to the back of your phone that works as a kick stand, too!

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7 months ago

Wait is it REAL fried chicken....

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#28

Weather Stick

Weather Stick

Made from balsam fir wood, this is a Weather Stick. What does it do? Well, it tells you what the weather is doing, of course!

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Kristy P 7 months ago

This is old school... my grandparents had one when I was younger. But yes, pointless

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#29

Aquatic Treadmill

Aquatic Treadmill

Advertising your Aquatic Treadmill while not underwater might not be the best idea, but adding a picture of facepalming it sure adds some charm.

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Kristy P 7 months ago

They're right... why would you show it NOT being used in the correct way just because you're on dry land?

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#30

iPhone Pen

iPhone Pen

Finally you can turn your iPhone into a pen with this earphone jack accessory; about the damn time!

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ShadowHunter7623 7 months ago

... y just y

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#31

Potato Message

Potato Message

Only premium Idaho potatoes are used for the Potato Message!

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Podunkus 5 months ago

But be warned that your message will no longer be secret once the potato sprouts eyes.

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#32

Talking Donald Trump TP Roll

Talking Donald Trump TP Roll

It sure will make your private time great again!

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Matt York 7 months ago

off course the roll is on backward in the picture...

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#33

Prancercise The Book

Prancercise The Book

Turning hoof-beats into heart-beats, you can re-invent yourself as a horse with these ingenious prancercises. Horses are majestic and you can be, too!

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Tiffany Marie 7 months ago

Start of a new religious cult @_@

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#34

Dogwood Stick

Dogwood Stick

A plastic stick, that smells like REAL wood for dogs that's only 9 dollars? Sign me up, because I was so bored with picking a new one for free every day.

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carameltart1011 7 months ago

No that's actually at least somewhat helpful because real sticks are bad for dogs' teeth and this one is chewy therefore it strengthens their jaw...

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#35

Zits Ewww Pimples

Zits Ewww Pimples

If finding yourself polka-dotted every morning wasn't enough...

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Zelda Blue 5 months ago

Yes please, I would love to re-live puberty!

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#36

Grandma's Georgia White Dirt

Grandma's Georgia White Dirt

Though marked as inedible, most reviews state that the crunchiness is amazing and it doesn't taste that bad. And for only 10 bucks you can get your own sandwich bag full of (in)edible pet rocks, too!

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Rosie Gal 7 months ago

You can find a product like this almost everywhere. I've tries some and it's flavorless. It replaces dirt. If you're someone with Pica, or just like eating dirt in general, I would recommend.

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#37

Petchup, Muttstard And Mutt-N-Aise

Petchup, Muttstard And Mutt-N-Aise

The holy trinity of condiments your dog just couldn't live without!

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Magpie 5 months ago

It has Glucosamine in it!!!! What does that do to dogs ????

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#38

Pickle Brine

Pickle Brine

There's no way you can get pickle brine cheaper, right?

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Jeny Kennedy 7 months ago

That's some FANCY pickle juice...not just some lumberjack's back sweat masquerading as pickle juice. So you know...worth it!!

#39

Cellfy Wrap

Cellfy Wrap

Before the invention of selfie stick, people used to velcro their phones onto poles and trees and now you can, too!

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ADHORTATOR 7 months ago

that's not bad at all

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#40

Power Energy Toothpaste

Power Energy Toothpaste

As great as it might sound, this paste has so little caffeine in it that there's no way it could energize you as a good old cuppa joe. On the other hand, who wouldn't want to be addicted to brushing teeth?

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D. Pitbull 3 months ago

This reminds me of when Thinkgeek (RIP) sold Caffeine Soap...

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#41

Donald Trump Scented Candle

Donald Trump Scented Candle

Now you can hate Mr. President even more by lighting a sun tan lotion and steak smelling candle, while gently caressing the added toupee.

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Jeny Kennedy 7 months ago

It smells just like narcissism...and old man balls.

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#42

Original Chef Clown Artwork

Original Chef Clown Artwork

For only 8,888.88$ this...thing could be yours!

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Tiffany Marie 7 months ago

Did John Wayne Gacy paint it?

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#43

Male With Beard Hairdressing Mannequin

Male With Beard Hairdressing Mannequin

Practicing your trimming techniques with this beard-equin is surely full of surprises!

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vita ariztegui 6 months ago

good for hair academies, mind you!

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#44

Firearm Alphabet

Firearm Alphabet

Now you can spell your name with high-res photos of firearms, shotguns and bullets. Freedom for all!

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Joanne 7 months ago

I'm not a weapon fan, but I do really like this, it has a very interesting, industrial kind of look.

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#45

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

You thought you'd never need it and yet, you are checking your bank balance now, right?

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Emily 6 months ago

inhaler! (if anyone understands that reference, Dr who)

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