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Ever been on an awkward first date? Of course you have! It happens to all of us. The combination of anticipation, expectation, nervousness and trying to make a good first impression is a recipe for disaster at times, especially in these days of dating apps and Tinder, when reality meets a carefully curated online persona with a crash.
We here at Bored Panda have rounded up some of the funniest and most cringeworthy tweets under the #worstfirstdate hashtag, kicked off by Jimmy Fallon as part of his legendary hashtag challenges. It’s enough to make you want skip the dates and stay at home! Scroll down below to check them out, and if you just can’t get enough we have more from a previous post here.
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Raelene Christie 2 years ago
Wow did you not introduced yourselves to each other? That's just creepy, I wonder if she was as weirded out as you were?
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Jan Martindale 7 years ago
So? It’s 1st cousins which could cause birth defects in children, not 3rd. Silly, IMO.
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Raelene Christie 2 years ago
I laughed so hard I almost had an oops moment!! My kids used to do this to each other all the time when waking each other, as you can imagine there were many a fight because of this.I'm not even sure where they learned it myself and my sister's did this.
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Raelene Christie 2 years ago
Wow I never leave my belongs behind when I use the bathroom when I'm out after an old lady tried to steal my handbag from under my chair in a cafe using her walking stick! What the back did he spend 2k on at Walgreen s I was under the impression that it like Superdrug (chemist/make-up, hair care ect and you can buy sandwiches and drinks there too.?
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Olga Kleine Staarman 7 years ago
The really ironic part is that your name's Morrissette and you're talking about irony
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Raelene Christie 2 years ago
That's so funny it's the kind of thing I'd probably do if I had to start dating now. I start hyperventilating if there are more than five people I know in a room. The thought of meeting a literal stranger gives me palpitations!
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Raelene Christie 2 years ago
Wow what seriously need I'd be counting my blessings if I were you, now woman would be good enough for that mama's boy!
Sarah Kohrmann 7 years ago
He did you a favor lol. That level of mom-fear would have surfaced again for sure
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JimmyJames Doyle 7 years ago
A guy did this to my Mom, except she walked home, in heels. The next day she went to his house, his mother answered the door. Mom asked to speak to him. When he came to the door she asked him to step out and talk. As he did she slammed the Storm Door on him. Marked him good. Then walked away.
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Susan Bosse 7 years ago
I had a guy drive to a “no tell motel,” and get out of the car, go into the lobby and comes back with a key and asked “Are you ready for the best night of your life?” Uh. No. #Precellphones but I got out and called my parents. Crazy thing is we reconnected 30 years later he’s once of my best friends. Still no sex. Or motels.
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Sarah Kohrmann 7 years ago
Wow seriously?!! Did you have no sense of the bill you were racking up?! Lol that seems like an unforced error
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Saeyoul Akiyune 1 year ago
Why does this sound like me? I don't like when people open doors for me - or beckon for me to enter first, so yeah~ I might have made the same mistake too 😅😂
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Shelly Stark 7 years ago
You are Definitely in the running for worst first date. I swear, I’ve met his cousins, many of them, so many of them.
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Susan Bosse 7 years ago
That’s only because she didn’t have caller ID back then. and had no idea it was you calling Seriously though, congrats!!!!!
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Shelly Montrone 7 years ago
I think you first “date” with Nicole Kidman tops this @jimmyfallon 😂😂
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