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My Friend Just Got Married… To A Pizza
My Friend Just Got Married… To A Pizza
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My Friend Just Got Married… To A Pizza

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This all started when one of my senior clients posted a photo on Facebook wearing her grandmother’s vintage wedding gown. Her caption read: “Wearing grandma’s wedding dress lmaoooo. I’m getting married but it’s to pizza. Sorry boys, I’m a taken woman!”

Of course, the weirdo I am, was like “This is awesome… We should totally get photos of you in this dress marrying a pizza…” Christine was totally in agreement. Her mom entered the conversation via Facebook and with her blessing, the photo shoot was on!

Over the next couple days, Christine and I planned her dream wedding. She had so many amazing ideas. Like the pizza should wear a bow tie… and the ring would obviously have to be a ring pop. We debated about having bacon roses, but because her mom was a bit worried about the dress getting dirty, we decided to stick with just a couple basic props.

Christine was having her hair and makeup done by Beauty and the Blondes for homecoming, so we scheduled the shoot for that date. When I arrived, Christine was having her makeup finished. A large pepperoni pizza from Cristy’s Pizza in Baltimore was cooling off in the kitchen. When she was all ready, we walked next door to a white barn on her family farm and that’s where the magic happened.

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    The things dreams are made of

    After the little wedding, we went back to Christine’s and she and her new spouse sat down for a candlelight dinner

    You sure are delicious

    They lived happily ever after indeed

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    Marcy Ortiz

    Marcy Ortiz

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    I am a Birth & Life Photographer located in Canal Winchester, Ohio. I also run Fearless + Free, my high school senior brand. I have four kiddos, a husband, and two crazy puppers.

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    Marcy Ortiz

    Marcy Ortiz

    Author, Community member

    I am a Birth & Life Photographer located in Canal Winchester, Ohio. I also run Fearless + Free, my high school senior brand. I have four kiddos, a husband, and two crazy puppers.

    What do you think ?
    Lemur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wut!? I love pizza too, but this is pretty weird.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all in good fun. She's a high school senior and an aspiring actress.

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    Meara McMurry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person: Where do you see yourself in a year? Me: *Shows this post*

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are taking this too seriously. It's just a goof. There seems to be an unwritten girls aren't suppose to joke about marriage. Like she's never going to find a husband because she once joked about marrying a pizza.

    Sean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about desecrating the sanctity of marriage but I'm the weirdo for marrying someone I love of the same gender :/

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, the photographer, and the model BOTH support the LGBTQ community. This was all in fun.

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    Holly Rossmaier Newingham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, I guess points for finding a way to get her 15 min of fame?

    Alexandru Rosu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously now,people don't know how to get attention on interent anymore...fun or no fun,serious or not this girl has some issues.But i know for sure they will divorce in less then a year,cuz she actually is in love with the melon... hahahahaha

    Lulu te
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so true love exists! :)

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this isn't me I don't know what is

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly.... After seeing actual marriages to video game characters... This one is not as surprising.

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. Pathetic... but NOT surprising. (sigh)

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    Kwenela Tubbs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if she eats her husband would it be called cannibalism?

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not a pizza, so no. It would just be called "dinner." ;-)

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    MeiMei
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this somehow related to the girl who took engagement photos with a box of pizza?

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Completely unrelated and never heard of that until I had done these. Haha. People love pizza.

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    Bon Ofasitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her, nobody else is going to marry this fat pig.

    Lemur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wut!? I love pizza too, but this is pretty weird.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all in good fun. She's a high school senior and an aspiring actress.

    Load More Replies...
    Meara McMurry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person: Where do you see yourself in a year? Me: *Shows this post*

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are taking this too seriously. It's just a goof. There seems to be an unwritten girls aren't suppose to joke about marriage. Like she's never going to find a husband because she once joked about marrying a pizza.

    Sean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about desecrating the sanctity of marriage but I'm the weirdo for marrying someone I love of the same gender :/

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, the photographer, and the model BOTH support the LGBTQ community. This was all in fun.

    Load More Replies...
    Holly Rossmaier Newingham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, I guess points for finding a way to get her 15 min of fame?

    Alexandru Rosu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously now,people don't know how to get attention on interent anymore...fun or no fun,serious or not this girl has some issues.But i know for sure they will divorce in less then a year,cuz she actually is in love with the melon... hahahahaha

    Lulu te
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so true love exists! :)

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this isn't me I don't know what is

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly.... After seeing actual marriages to video game characters... This one is not as surprising.

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. Pathetic... but NOT surprising. (sigh)

    Load More Replies...
    Kwenela Tubbs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if she eats her husband would it be called cannibalism?

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not a pizza, so no. It would just be called "dinner." ;-)

    Load More Replies...
    MeiMei
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this somehow related to the girl who took engagement photos with a box of pizza?

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Completely unrelated and never heard of that until I had done these. Haha. People love pizza.

    Load More Replies...
    Bon Ofasitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her, nobody else is going to marry this fat pig.

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