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When you, the reader, sit down to analyze a book, you must remember that whatever you choose to say is subjective. It's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Even if it means trashing a widely acknowledged author.

To give everyone the courage to speak their mind, the Facebook page Haters of Goodreads are sharing some of the funniest reviews that have appeared on the literary website.

Calling The Catcher in the Rye "the most overrated 'classic' of all time", refusing to finish Swann's Way due to Proust "discussing the smell of his chamber pot after having eaten asparagus"... It's all there!

#1

The Bible

The Bible

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JuJu
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NC-17, should not be sold do children

ben woskje
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

expand that to "should never be allowed anywhere near children".

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Ileana Sky Aviles
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's quite shocking. First few chapters alone it talks about brother murdering brother, sodomy, angels almost getting raped by all the men in the village, two daughters trying to get their father drunk to rape him....wars, incredible power of a God. I've been reading 3 chapters a day for over a year. I'm in Jeremiah. It's been epic. It actually changed my life

Fester Sixonesixonethree
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reading the Bible made me an atheist. Big surprise, eh? LOL

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grey galah
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah i found it a bit preachy.

wawiw66250
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4 years ago

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Terd Fergison
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let’s look at the bible logically. The bible claims god is a perfect being who is all-knowing, all-powerful, all good, is eternal (always existed) and has a divine plan. If god is a perfect being and is eternal (always existed), then he was perfectly happy & perfectly content for an infinite amount of time in the past. From there why create anything? Not logical. Doesn’t make sense. A perfect being becomes discontent & needs to create something, so he creates the cosmos & he creates angels. At least one of those angels betrays him. If he’s all knowing with a divine plan, how did he not see this coming an infinity away? Then he creates Eve & Eve betrays him. How did he not see this coming an infinity away? Then sin and evil take over the world. Why not stop evil? He’s all-powerful. He floods a world, saying that it will stop evil. But, it doesn’t. Buffoonish. Laughably incompetent. It’s a comedy of errors. Then we’re to think he gets things right with jesus? Evil still exists.

righttoopinion
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Evil exists but it will never win. The truth will always be revealed. That's God. He's so beyond our understanding yet we're created in His image.

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Dash Blue
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The antisemitism is off the charts, too. Misogyny? Hoo-wee!

Aunt Messy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with a profession and broke his mother's heart by running off into the desert with twelve men instead of marrying the girl next door and making fat grandchildren.

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Macaw
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew this thread would lead to a religious argument and I was not disappointed. Where's my popcorn?

Raven DeathShade
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are awesome. Here. *hands giant bag of popcorn*

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Pia Mogollon
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hah I second this too much uptight patriarchal nonsense as well.

Faith Hurst
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is accurate. There are also consistency issues.

DC
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... and, somehow, it misses having something connecting the stories in it ... and, for a book claiming that it consists of reports of true events - the stuff described in it seems a little too off ... like, that weirdo who survives being eaten by a whale, or that nobody came and arrested the sociopath that attempted to kill his son because he had heard some voices ... also, the amount on incest, neglect and ignorance displayed there is disgusting - ever heard of Lot? Lot is the most reliable man in his town, yet he offers some strangers his daughter, whom they should rape as long as they want, to spare two strangers who made themselves at home at Lots place. Especially the fathers who appear in this book are totally nuts - all of them. Jail or nuthouse, they'd be in today. Rightfully so.

Vicki Breakey
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the story of Job. Satan bets god that he can get a good guy to turn from god and god says sure try it? And the only rule is Job can't be killed. He lets satan kill off his wife and kids but it's ok because god gives him new ones after?? And I still don't know what moral this was trying to teach me.

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miss miss
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the bible. Great stories for kids.

Tami
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Psalms has some nice stuff though.

Terd Fergison
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and sometimes you can pick a nice kernel of corn out of a turd.

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jk nbt
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thanks once again, Panda editors, for letting this blog chain run its course... nobody is commenting anymore, so I am signing off. thanks!

Axolotl King
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me: I saw a tiktok once and it was a guy explaining how he got kicked out of a Barnes & Noble for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section

Lovin' Life
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my favorite book. It answers all my questions. So before a tone else says it, I'll as it proudly... I AM A JESUS FREAK!!!!

Terd Fergison
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus supposedly healed some lepers, but he didn't cure the disease leprosy. Why not? Did he not have the power? Is he evil? Playing favorites? Science has largely cured the disease leprosy. Thank scientists and good humans that commit good human actions. Jesus came upon a barren fig tree and he got mad at it and smited it. Is that something a sane person would do? A good person? Jesus said, I come not to bring peace, but a sword. Jesus came to separate families. He said if you love anyone more than you love god, even a mother loving her own baby, or a baby loving their own mother, it is horrible and you will punished. That's emotional blackmail and emotional abuse.

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Zoey Fitzgerald
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The jewish traditions has written down their oral traditions in Talmud, which holds commentary on the meaning of jewish law, traditions, and explanations on the meaning of the Bible’s stories. In the Christian tradition they have commentaries on the Bible from the Early Church fathers in the Orthodox and Catholic Traditions. The Protestant idea of Sola Scriptura and reading the Bible and interpreting it on your own, divorces it from its historical and cultural framework from which the Bible should be interpreted and understood. The ultimate end goal for both Judaism and Christianity is waiting for the Messiah to come and bring forth a better world, a world which we can all agree needs fixing. It is humanity’s job in the mean time play a part in the world’s redemption. Wether religious or not l think we can all participate in making the world a better place before we leave it.

jk nbt
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you would be surprised at how much of the tradition gets into the preaching of pastors in the "sola scriptura" type churches if the preacher has been to seminary... for example, Wesley's standard sermons are still taught and used in Methodist churches after a little revision and updating for the needs of the modern day... Wesley was anglican, but studied the works of the eastern fathers. Modern charismatic and pentecostal churches ultimately draw on that tradition.

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jk nbt
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this little post encapsulates the gist of the culture war in the US of the Humanists vs the Christians. The younger generation does not buy in to conservative bible Christianity, which is the moral foundation of the country going back to the pilgrims. They want to do a cultural reset and start over with them in charge leading the whole humanist agenda to reshape & re-invent the whole country. The result is the moral chaos out there that rages every day with school shooting, drug wars, and a thousand other examples of people killing, looting, robbing, or ruining others. Is this really what you want in your cultural & moral reset agenda, humanists?

Terd Fergison
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jk, you mother fu-cker, when the christians were in charge, we had the genocide of the Native American people in the USA. When the christians were in charge, we had slavery in the USA. We have christian terrorists to this day. And you seem like one of them with your lies and spin. The January 6th insurrection was perpetrated by a vast majority of christians. You are ignorant of history. You are ignorant on recent events. You are ignorant on morality. You are ignorant on what secular humanism even means. You would rather worship a fictional god than help people of color. You would rather prevent a woman's right to choose than possibly anger a god that has never shown his face to you. You would rather make up lies about your religion than face the fact that your god never showed up at the holocaust. You will continue to pray to your useless god to make the COVID pandemic end, instead of donating to science, the only thing helping the COVID pandemic. Pray to move a mountain, idiot.

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Fester Sixonesixonethree
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also many, many contradictions. Perfect example of "alternative facts."

jk nbt
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

examples, please. Go online for apologetics pages that provide detailed answers to your "contradictions".

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Brian Bennett
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A whole book about a non-entity!

cybermerlin2000
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Crappiest book of fairy stories ever. I'm going back to reading Grimms Fairy Tales

cybermerlin2000
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Caroline Nagel, You've read the bible too? I got that impression as well!

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R.C. Hinrichs
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Considering it's fiction, anything goes.

Beatrice Multhaupt
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And don,t forget the part where the Hebrews are horrified to realize that the Promised Land is already inhabited. They refuse to invade. God punishes Moses by killing him, justifies this act by stating that He demands ''Blind Obedience''.

jk nbt
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

chapter & verse please, don't recall seeing this version anywhere

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Chris, that's funny, that's what God says about you, and why you are not welcome in heaven

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    #50

    Sartre, Being And Nothingness

    Sartre, Being And Nothingness

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    #51

    Martin Heidegger, "Being And Time"

    Martin Heidegger, "Being And Time"

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    Anna McHugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heidegger was a menace. You can't read German philosophy after 1450 without knowing about the lives of the men themselves. THEN it all makes sense (i.e. that they were menaces)

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    #52

    We Have Never Been Modern

    We Have Never Been Modern

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    #53

    Emerson, Self-Reliance And Other Essays

    Emerson, Self-Reliance And Other Essays

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    #54

    Bertrand Russell, A History Of Western Philosophy

    Bertrand Russell, A History Of Western Philosophy

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    Anna McHugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not meant to be - it's a (very personal) reaction to the BIG names in philosophy, and an abiding reason not to take academic philosophy seriously

    #55

    Marx, Capital Vol. 2

    Marx, Capital Vol. 2

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    Beatrice Multhaupt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do go back to vol.1 and read all the statistics on tuberculosis. Fascinating, actually.

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    #57

    Eric Hobsbawm, Age Of Revolutions

    Eric Hobsbawm, Age Of Revolutions

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    Anna McHugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear old Eric - everyone's favourite stinky-overcoat Socialist

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    #58

    Paulo Freire, Pedagogy Of The Oppressed

    Paulo Freire, Pedagogy Of The Oppressed

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    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the third most cited book in social sciences. "Silly theories" meaning free education and introducing critical thinking in education. Good thing Paul Bard is a genius who knows better. God forbid people should be educated, we wouldn't want them to think. It's do-gooderism.

    #59

    Plato, Complete Works

    Plato, Complete Works

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    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Irrelevant to our times".... quick everyone stop reading anything NOT written in the last decade or so - it's irrelevant to our times! (Crossref Gatsby, Shakespeare, that brilliant comment that To Kill A Mockingbird doesn't work becaus now we have DNA evidence...). That's it, I'm done reading this list.

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    #60

    Burroughs

    Burroughs

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even I didn't do enough drugs to think Burroughs was good.

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    #61

    Howard Zinn, A Peoples History Of The United States

    Howard Zinn, A Peoples History Of The United States

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kid was in 6th grade, he read "Young People's History of the United States", a annotated, illustrated version aimed at his age group. I appreciated that version because that is the right age to start teaching to think critically instead of just accepting facts about the shiny side of history. Its ok to question authority and look behind the curtain to see things like slavery and corruption so we can avoid past errors.

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    #62

    Back With Some More Hobbes

    Back With Some More Hobbes

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    #63

    A Deep Look Inside The Decaying Mind Of An Anti-Communist (What Is To Be Done?)

    A Deep Look Inside The Decaying Mind Of An Anti-Communist (What Is To Be Done?)

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    #64

    Man's Search For Meaning

    Man's Search For Meaning

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    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to watch Jordan Peterson, that pseudo intellectual full of bull.

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    #65

    To Kill A Mockingbird

    To Kill A Mockingbird

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    Ninn Kynok 2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably Oliver Twist doesn't work as a condemnation of society because we now have social workers.

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