There's no simple answer as to why kids' books are sometimes so bizarre, cruel, and entirely incomprehensible to us, adults. Maybe they need to teach some lessons to the kids, that we do not understand anymore? Or perhaps they seem so crazy because grown-ups don't have the imagining capabilities of a child? No matter the explanation, these children books could easily steal some weird things show. And maybe the culprit of these books for kids being so peculiar, is that children's minds haven't been ruined by adult humor the way ours have, so children's book authors have a lot of leeways when it comes to the language they use? And even with that in mind, some of these pages from weird children's books are still very difficult to explain.

From some seemingly innocent toddler books demanding to touch a cow to an informative book called 'Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad' and a, now-classic children book, called 'All My Friends Are Dead,' the list could go on and on. So scroll down below to get your fair share of scary kids books; who knows, maybe you'll find your favorite baby books in there too!

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Poor Pussy Party Game

Poor Pussy Party Game

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Morning Of Awkwardness

Morning Of Awkwardness

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Something In Her Mouth

Something In Her Mouth

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Bones

Bones

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Cat's Behind

Cat's Behind

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The Kiss

The Kiss

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Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

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Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

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Pleasure Island

Pleasure Island

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Seamen

Seamen

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Pretend I'm The Poop

Pretend I'm The Poop

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The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

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Harpo's Horrible Secret

Harpo's Horrible Secret

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Curious George

Curious George

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Boy Vs. Girl

Boy Vs. Girl

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Butcher

Butcher

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All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead

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Japan

Japan

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Turtles Sleep

Turtles Sleep

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Unplugged

Unplugged

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Do It Now

Do It Now

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Horse Balls

Horse Balls

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Suck It

Suck It

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Invisible Dick

Invisible Dick

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#25

Who Cares About Elderly People?

Who Cares About Elderly People?

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Scouts In Bondage

Scouts In Bondage

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#27

Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops

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Fellow Fags

Fellow Fags

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Angry Pig

Angry Pig

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Cow

Cow

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A Lion Is Coming

A Lion Is Coming

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Stalker George

Stalker George

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They Should Have Written Kitty

They Should Have Written Kitty

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Had To Include This One!

Had To Include This One!

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#36

Why Mommy Poisoned You

Why Mommy Poisoned You

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Horse Would Be Shot

Horse Would Be Shot

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Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town

Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town

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Piglet's Pizza... With Ham (it's From Polish Edition Of Disney's Pooh's Cooking Book)

Piglet's Pizza... With Ham (it's From Polish Edition Of Disney's Pooh's Cooking Book)

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#40

How Many Times Did They Try?

How Many Times Did They Try?

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#41

Roll Over, Beethoven

Roll Over, Beethoven

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#42

Alphabet Book For Norwegian Children. Author: Henriette Eriksen

Alphabet Book For Norwegian Children. Author: Henriette Eriksen

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#43

Sucker?

Sucker?

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#44

Get The Fuck Off.. Mr. T And Me

Get The Fuck Off.. Mr. T And Me

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#45

The Chocolate Cock

The Chocolate Cock

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#46

About A Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Pooped On His Head

About A Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Pooped On His Head

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#47

If You Wonder What Sort Of Books Read Kids In Russia, This Is An Example.

If You Wonder What Sort Of Books Read Kids In Russia, This Is An Example.

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#48

My First Little Boob Job

My First Little Boob Job

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#50

Pride And Premenstrual Syndrome

Pride And Premenstrual Syndrome

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#51

Of Mice And Men(struation)

Of Mice And Men(struation)

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#52

I'll Take Your Word For It.

I'll Take Your Word For It.

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#53

Astronomy Or Anatomy?

Astronomy Or Anatomy?

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