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How many politics-related tweets have you seen today? I’m guessing not zero, unless you stayed off “X” altogether. Sometimes it feels like we can’t scroll through social streets without bumping into a post from a politician, or coming across someone’s hot take on what Donald Trump, Joe Biden and the rest of the club could have, should have, or would done better. It can all get a bit draining. But thankfully there is a place where all political talk is banned. We kid you not...

NonPoliticalTwitter is "Twitter without the politics." And has more than 544,000 members seeking a break from reality. These guys are actually pretty hilarious too. The page is a wall of random, funny, and sometimes relatable tweets. All geared towards helping you and I escape the stress of the world around us. Bored Panda has put together a list of our personal favorites. Let us know yours by hitting the "upvote" button.

#1

This Could Be An Interesting Sequel

Twitter post from a comedian sharing a funny Groundhog Day joke with an image of Bill Murray reporting outdoors.

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    That Will Never Work In A Million Years

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    #3

    Too Easy

    Funny Twitter post from a comedian about following a stranger to see her puppy in a humorous story.

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    Brb Sobbing

    Tweet from comedian Dinah humorously describing a surprising moment with her 16-year-old about the Northern Lights.

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    #5

    10/10 Life, No Notes, Legend

    Twitter comedian's funny post about Carl Dean and Dolly Parton with a humorous photo of Dolly in bunny ears holding framed pictures.

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    #6

    Mac And Cheese

    Twitter post showing a comedic mac and cheese battle with a humorous reply from a comedian on the thread.

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    #7

    No Isle Camping Allowed

    Tweet from a comedian humorously suggesting a separate grocery store for people with shopping skills and spatial awareness.

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    #8

    Remember

    Funny Twitter comedian post about Daylight Saving Time confusion with digital devices and a blinking stove.

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    #9

    Thank You For Not Siccing Him On Me

    Funny Twitter post from comedian Destry Broderick about a lady at Costco with her son on a leash, shared in comedic style.

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    #10

    Polite But Firm

    Tweet from comedian MonsterKing humorously refusing to try YouTube Premium, shared on Twitter with high engagement.

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    #11

    What Better Place Than Here, What Better Time Than Now?

    Tweet from comedian Nick about normalizing shaming and accountability in relationships to stop poor behavior.

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    Couldnt Agree More

    Tweet from comedian Vinny Thomas joking about the decline of gargoyles on buildings, shared on Twitter comedians post.

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    #13

    I’m Listening…

    Funny Twitter post from comedians joking about dog domestication involving wolves, blankets, and peanut butter.

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    #14

    Just Walking In The Mall

    Tweet by comedian Andy Richter about awkwardly following young girls at a mall, showcasing humorous Twitter comedians posts.

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    Change Name, Move To Different Planet

    Tweet from a comedian humorously describing an empty class and a mistaken room message, shared widely on Twitter.

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    #16

    Good For Them

    Tweet from comedian Asia humorously recalling a gummy drop covered in ants, showcasing funny posts shared online.

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    #17

    Good Brother

    Screenshot of funny Twitter posts from comedians about little brothers shared for humor and laughs.

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    #18

    This Is The Right Quote Though

    Tweet from comedian sharing a funny childhood story about bullying and a misunderstood phrase, widely shared on Twitter.

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    #19

    Yeah

    Twitter post from a comedian about video games needing a "little buddy mode" for kids to play safely and get encouragement.

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    #20

    Spectacular

    Funny Twitter post shows a tiny RC forklift placing a small pallet on a real pallet, highlighting comedic moments from comedians.

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    #21

    This Should Have Been A Rule Like Since The Beginning??

    Funny Twitter post about new Oscars rule shared by comedians, sparking laughs and wide engagement online.

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    #22

    Every Damn Time

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post from a comedian about Santa’s sleigh route that went viral and was widely shared.

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    #23

    Trained To Attack

    Tweet from a Twitter comedian sharing a funny story about applying for homeowners insurance and pets.

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    #24

    Playing By Their Rules

    Tweet from a comedian humorously complaining about coffee shops with no wifi and old-fashioned signs.

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    #25

    "Anonymous"

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post by a comedian joking about work emails and surveys, popular among shared posts.

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    #26

    The "Cloud" Is Just Somebody Else's Computer

    Tweet from comedian Richard humorously refusing OneDrive, preferring to save files locally on his home computer documents folder.

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    #27

    On This Day Six Years Ago, A Twitter User Celebrated Their Nasa Internship With Profanity

    Twitter exchange between comedians showing a funny argument about working at NASA and the National Space Council.

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    #28

    It Comes In Pounds?

    Funny Twitter post from comedians about a plastic surgeon’s stolen prescription and a suspicious pharmacy call.

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    #29

    Marathons

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post from a comedian sharing a humorous take on the history of marathons.

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    #30

    Only Reserved For The Worst

    Twitter post from comedian Jeremy Khan joking about secret backup planes at airports only available to mean passengers, showcasing comedian humor.

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    #31

    Is This Right?

    Tweet from comedian Randy Smith humorously describing lifting incorrectly at the gym and waiting for free correction.

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    #32

    Asian Soup Spoons Are Souperior

    Twitter post from a comedian comparing Asian and Western soup spoons with a humorous take on cultural differences in soup consumption.

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    #33

    Sweet Child O’ Mines

    Tweet from a comedian comparing child labor in coal mines to the popularity of Minecraft, showcasing funny social commentary.

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    #34

    Agreed

    Tweet from a comedian humorously critiquing trendy bathroom signs with minimalist, elongated design on round plaques.

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    #35

    I Have No Words

    Tweet from comedian Jon Drake humorously complaining to Santa about not receiving a thesaurus, shared in funny Twitter posts.

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    #36

    How Dare They

    Tweet from a comedian sharing a funny historical take on Vikings and medieval English chroniclers on Twitter.

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    #37

    Some Looney Tunes Shenanigans LOL

    Funny Twitter post from a comedian about a butcher chasing a dog with sausages, highlighting humorous real-life moments.

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    #38

    Moonshine?

    Funny tweet from Twitter comedians about a child's creative idea of making corn water like moonshine.

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    #39

    As It Should Be

    Twitter post from comedian about students rejecting AI work, proposing spoken and handwritten assignments, with applause gif below.

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    #40

    Everything You Need To Know

    Twitter comedian tweet showing two Harvard Business School books with humorous titles at a bookstore, funny social media post.

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    #41

    Oh No

    Tweet from comedian describing an awkward Zoom meeting moment involving a company investor, shared for humor.

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    #42

    Street Rat vs. Spoiled Mouse

    Tweet debate comparing cartoon rats Remy and Stuart, showcasing comedians humor in popular Twitter posts.

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    #43

    New Way To Cheat

    Funny Twitter post from a comedian joking about cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught.

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    #44

    Thank God For Digital

    Funny Twitter comedian post about the invention of the clock and how the day is divided into 24 segments.

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    #45

    Mine. Mine! Mine

    Funny Twitter post from comedian about a school incident with a daughter baiting seagulls using gummy worms.

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    #46

    Woah There, Big Word I Wasn't Prepared For

    Funny Twitter post from comedians about AI models collapsing due to poor training data shared online.

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    #47

    He Should've Stayed Home

    Funny Twitter post from comedian Gary Panton about a Purge sequel and awkward work moments the next day.

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    #48

    Christmas Movie Logic

    Tweet from comedian silent nate humorously discussing adult life in Christmas movies and parenting, shared for comedy laughs on Twitter.

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    #49

    I Still Randomly Quote Her. One Of The Best Mockumentary Of All Time

    Twitter comedians post with a humorous tweet about a character named Odysseus and an odyssey, shared widely online.

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    #50

    My Kinda High

    Comedian’s funny Twitter post about pretending to be a chef at a fancy restaurant shared widely by fans.

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    #51

    🪜

    Twitter post from a comedian sharing a funny story about selling a ladder that unexpectedly became very popular.

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    #52

    She Thought Her Dad Would Expire

    Funny Twitter post from a comedian about a child misinterpreting their dad’s ID expiration date, shared for laughs.

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    #53

    Hey Girl What's Your Bbm

    Tweet from a comedian humorously describing a 23-year-old hitting on her and asking for her email after learning her age.

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    #54

    There’s No Non-Awkward Way To Eat That

    Funny Twitter post from a comedian sharing a humorous take on serving shrimp with the tail still on in mixed dishes.

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    #55

    Luigi Irl

    Tweet from a comedian about the humorous Super Mario chess set choosing Luigi as the queen piece instead of princesses.

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    #56

    It’s A Whole Big Thing

    Tweet from comedian sharing a funny Humpty Dumpty joke with witty dialogue that got over 38K likes and 3K retweets.

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    #57

    F*ck Them Kids

    Tweet from a comedian on Twitter humorously describing bad days and joking about having kids, shared widely.

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    #58

    Suck It

    Tweet from a comedian on Twitter recalling 90s slang and old timers, shared in a funny comedy post.

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    #59

    Life Hack

    Tweet from comedian lexaprofessional joking about potato chips being healthy when the bag is matte instead of glossy, shared on Twitter.

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    #60

    How True Is This

    Tweet from a comedian humorously discussing spicy food preferences among different groups, shared on Twitter comedy posts.

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    #61

    Guy Is About To Be 404: Not Found

    Funny Twitter post by a comedian about falling for a phishing test and having to do mandatory training afterward.

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    #62

    Fair

    Funny Twitter post from comedian about relationship and nut allergy shared on social media.

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    #63

    Yes Chef

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post from comedians about vodka penne pasta and TikTok humor shared online.

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    #64

    Terrifying

    Tweet about funny AI art with dashcam images of a mysterious figure, showcasing comedic posts from Twitter comedians.

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    #65

    I Told You To Go Before We Left

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a comedian about dads and road trips, shared on Twitter for humor and comedy.

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    #66

    Well Played

    Twitter post from a comedian about a funny intern story with copier paper, shared widely by users.

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    #67

    That's Fair

    Tweet from a comedian humorously describing a New York train encounter, showcasing funny Twitter posts shared widely.

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    #68

    The Realization Hit Me

    Twitter post from comedian discussing the concept of tasting cinnamon flavor without the cinnamon tree existing with humor.

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    #69

    Every House Has A Unique Smell

    Funny Twitter post from a comedian about how people can get used to any smell, shared widely for humor.

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    #70

    I'm In

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post by comedian showing Google Maps with Fog of War for unvisited places.

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    #71

    Such A Nice Words

    Funny Twitter post from comedians sharing a hilarious graduation speech joke about parents and shared experiences.

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    #72

    It's Not Gay

    Tweet from comedian humorously discussing dating choices and career success, featured in funny Twitter comedians posts.

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    #73

    Ahh, This Was Right Around The Time Of The Bacon-Aissance

    Tweet from comedian recalling the 2010 cupcake trend with overpriced gigantic dry cupcakes in popular cupcake shops.

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    #74

    James

    Funny post from Twitter comedians about the different nickname pressures faced by people named James.

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    #75

    Weddings For People Who Don't Like People

    Tweet from a comedian humorously suggesting to normalize skipping weddings and signing paperwork privately instead.

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    #76

    Big News

    Funny Twitter post from comedians about Overwatch 2 launch failing and making a new friend instead.

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    #77

    You Think I’m Made Of Money!?

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post from a comedian joking about being asked personal questions in 2024.

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    #78

    Elvis

    Twitter post from comedian Steeven Jay humorously imagining Elvis' military draft during his stardom in a funny shared tweet.

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    #79

    Kids These Days

    Twitter post from comedian Kris P. Bacon humorously reflecting on childhood memories before the streaming era.

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    #80

    Leaving A Tip

    Tweet from comedian Conor Stremlau sharing a funny story about a stolen debit card and an unreal $4 tip.

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    #81

    Herring Burritos

    Tweet from a comedian humorously showing a sandwich with fish and onions, highlighting funny posts shared on Twitter.

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    #82

    Endgame Catholic Loot

    A humorous Twitter post from a comedian about the pope holding an unusual pastoral staff shared online.

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    #83

    Thank You For That Information

    Twitter post from comedian sharing a funny childhood realization about Winnie the Pooh's friend Piglet wearing a jumper.

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    #84

    We Do Have A Fine Selection Of Stuff You Don’t Want To Watch

    Tweet from comedian Inverse Cramer humorously about movie unavailability on streaming services and rental cost.

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    #85

    I Thought I Was The Only One

    Twitter comedians joke about the awkwardness of being new at a job, comparing it to a new character on a TV show season.

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    #86

    The Netflix Doc Is So Cringey

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post by a comedian joking about Jake Paul’s boxing and a retired professional bowler.

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    #87

    Checkmate, Nerds

    Twitter post from a comedian joking about chess pieces getting mad when called a horse, showcasing funny comedic posts.

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    #88

    He Did The Maths

    Funny Twitter comedians exchange witty replies about birth control and pregnancy in a humorous social media post.

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    #89

    🚬🥃

    Tweet from a comedian humorously describing a confusing mafia encounter at a pizza place in Rhode Island.

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    #90

    Can't Wait

    Tweet from comedian sharing a funny Mario movie prediction with a pixelated hand behind textured glass.

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    #91

    People Age

    Twitter post from comedian Yasmin humorously reflecting on aging with side-by-side photos of a man young and older.

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    #92

    It May Be A Bit Expensive To Print, But Worth It

    Twitter post from comedians sharing a funny tweet about a book with black pages, highlighting humorous content online.

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    #93

    Kids Can Be So Cruel

    Tweet from comedians sharing a funny story about a fake reality show rose ceremony at lunchtime.

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    #94

    Haircut

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter comedian post sharing a humorous Snapchat story about a surprising school event.

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    #95

    Late

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post by comedian Sean Mitchell sharing a humorous story about sports practice.

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    #96

    Buys Laser

    Screenshot of a humorous Twitter exchange where a user jokes about FBI drone warnings, showcasing funny comedian posts.

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    #97

    Coded Language

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post by a comedian joking about childhood compliments and misunderstandings.

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    #98

    Vacations

    Twitter post from a comedian humorously questioning vacations and money management with high engagement metrics.

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    #99

    Se Que No Quieres Que Todo A Terminado

    Tweet from a comedian humorously describing a loud Mexican party with 300 people celebrating a toddler's birthday.

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    #100

    Must Have Been Quite The Spectacle

    Twitter comedian post about a funny date experience where the person got lost before finally meeting at the cafe.

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    #101

    Gotta Catch 'Em All

    Tweet from comedian untamedharts21 humorously revealing how Pokemon GO players unknowingly worked as geo navigators for Niantic.

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    #102

    Absolutely Gutted

    Twitter post from comedian Ollie sharing a funny experience at a Paris hotel, reflecting popular comedic tweets.

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    #103

    Our Eclipse Are Better!

    Twitter post by comedians humorously comparing Mars eclipse to Earth, highlighting funny and relatable social media content.

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    #104

    It's A Different Kind Of Pain

    Tweet from comedian John Attridge showing a tired person with caption about a student who stopped nodding during a lecture.

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    #105

    A Bit Of Tomfoolery

    Funny Twitter comedians post showing a Teams meeting screen with a Take control icon compared to a green goblin mask.

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    #106

    Very Important

    Funny Twitter post by comedian Ryan Schumaker about watching The Irishman with his silent dad and a movie joke.

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    #107

    A Classic Blunder

    Funny Twitter post from comedian about the irony of arriving early for a flight and quick security check time.

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    #108

    Undercover Boss

    Tweet from comedian Kat Lewis sharing a funny company dinner story, highlighting humor in relatable moments on Twitter.

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    #109

    Not The Contact Name Too

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post by comedian Dangerous Matt about spending £5700 at a stripclub.

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    #110

    The Legumes And Potatoes Aren't Friends

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter post from a comedian joking about crop rotation and beans taking turns.

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    #111

    Probably A Psychopath

    Tweet from a comedian humorously describing a passenger’s rawdogged approach to a long flight without essentials.

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    #112

    Sony Sucks

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a Twitter comedian about Sony’s greed, shared widely for humor and relatability.

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    #113

    Wtf

    Tweet from a comedian joking about Shrek being still attractive, shared widely for its funny and insane take on the character.

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    #114

    She Does, Doesn’t She?

    Screenshot of funny Twitter posts from comedians, including a humorous comment comparing Paris Hilton to a GTA loading screen.

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    #115

    Burgers

    A funny Twitter comedian post about spending money and time to make a burger better than a Big Mac.

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    #116

    If You Get The Reference, You Too May Be Old Like Me

    McDonald's meal with burgers, fries, nuggets, and drinks featured in a funny Twitter post from comedians.

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    #117

    Suddenly They Are Now A Different Person

    Twitter post from comedian Crow joking about relationship talks comparing them to HR conversations, highlighting humor in comedic posts.

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    #118

    New Set Of Tires For $75

    Twitter post from comedian sharing a funny story about swapping tires to get cheap new ones for $75.

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    #119

    Some Nasty Work

    Tweet from comedian recalling a funny moment involving Captain America and Iron Man shared on Twitter comedians posts.

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    #120

    Ok, Good Talk

    Funny Twitter post from a comedian about buying a car battery and the surprising total cost at AutoZone.

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    #121

    Every Line Of Dialogue In Undertale Is Contained In A Single Switch Statement

    Twitter comedians post about a funny Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion game glitch involving bread and a character named Salmo the Baker.

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