26 People Are Sharing Obscure Facts From Their Lives That Make Others Go “The What?”
Odds are, you’ve been on the internet for so long that barely anything shocks or fazes you anymore. After a while, we simply get desensitized to most stories and it takes something truly powerful to make our jaws drop. Right? Luckily for us, the internet’s chock full of hilarious, downright bizarre, and utterly weird material to keep us entertained all year long. And Twitter is a wonderful source of things that will make you ask out loud: “What?!”
Twitter user Hikikomorphism started up a viral thread asking people to share the obscure facts and anecdotes from their lives that make people react like in the legendary “The What?” meme (aka the “Rug Doctor Woman Ad” meme). You can bet your bottom dollar that people delivered! Scroll down to find their peculiar tales, upvote the ones that caught you off guard, and if you’ve got any similar ones to share, the comment section is eagerly waiting for you, Pandas.

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They do totally look like the little old men that hang out at farm sales and greasy spoons in the morning
I grew up in a farming community and almost every local business had this picture in their shop. I wonder what they look like now grown up
Yes. Yes. Yes. This picture was on the wall in my grandparents restaurant in ND for years.
OMG, this picture was on my Grandparents wall in their front foyer for as long as I can remember. My cousin lives in their house now and it's still there.
Jesus. A guy misses out one word and you accuse him of being an animal cruelty case. Kick him *out*. That's it. Performative outrage is getting pretty old.
Load More Replies...Good thing cats are good at keeping people awake. You better have bought him some expensive food for the rest of his life.
Think my dogs would be a bit annoyed... I like cats though.
Load More Replies...Cats do sense these things. A few weeks before my due date, one day my two cats started acting weird. Wouldn't leave my side, purring, being restless. I even took a picture of them laying on their backs, side by side next to me (usually they keep their distance to each other). The next night, my water broke and soon we had our baby. (One cat became the security guard for the baby, watching over as she slept and going to the resque as soon as he heard a cry. The other is clearly training her to be the ultimate petter and cat's best friend.)
It’s amazing that people are so focused on the cat and whether or not they were going to kick it, (they didn’t btw,) rather than the miracle that the cat alerted them they were having a stroke! This person would be dead otherwise. For those who said they wish the person was dead have no soul! That’s terrible. The cat was unharmed and I believe they meant to say kick the cat out.
The full thread implies that he meant what he said, as he referenced failing to kick cats because they ran away. Anyone who deliberately kicks a cat has no soul, and I don't see why so many people are excusing this abhorrent behaviour just because the person had the misfortune of ill health.
Load More Replies...Animals are very aware to things that we don't notice, if your cat or dog start acting weird around you, something could be seriously wrong! We went to the Safari park when my wife was pregnant, and they all ignored me (guy with the food!) and swarmed around her instead!
Um... if you were about to kick that cat, you probably should have died. You don't deserve what that cat accidentally did for you. You don't deserve a cat at all if you kick them.
Shocking! I hope he didn't get grounded. His Grandpa sounds like he is a down to earth sort of fellow
Whoah! Ask him if the second time hurt worse than the first
Load More Replies...My history teacher in HS got struck by lightning while in his house. It knocked him out cold but he said it wasn't as bad as you think. He couldn't figure out how it hit him inside his house. Maybe the TV antenna? He woke up draped over his couch.
When Bored Panda reached out to the author of the thread, they mentioned that they didn't expect it to get such a large audience for their post. "I would prefer not to be perceived," they added.
Hikikomorphism’s thread got more than 23.4k likes and was retweeted over 35k times. What’s more, the popularity of the post spread to other platforms as well, including Imgur, where it got over 93k views and 2.5k upvotes in the span of a single day. Most of these stories made me do a double-take, but I’m curious to know if you thought they were as bizarre as I did, dear Pandas.
Meanwhile, let’s take a gander at the origins of the “The What?” meme that Twitter user Hikikomorphism referred to. The meme’s a favorite of mine and a couple of my closest colleagues, and it’s a wonderful reaction pic when we’re faced with something our minds have a tough time processing.
I bet he feeds them and they come because they've learned that "woooolie" means food.
Uhh, yeah they are just coming for the food, he just calls out a specific word and eventually that equals food to them. Duh. This post is sucking so far..between the I got struck by lightning comment and that asshole sack of s**t who kicks cats now we have to read about some dude that saw some other dude feed some ducks in a park..
Ha. This also happened to me - I was walking down the street and a pigeon came out of nowhere and collided with my chest and I instinctively grabbed him, then I spent about a minute wondering "now what" before I let him go on his merry way. He was really frightened and kept swiveling his head to look at me with both eyes and making soft "coo" noises. He also pooped, luckily on the ground, not on my clothes.
They say dogs help with depression. I just imagined it to be more subtle.
I could buy this. my friend's mom had a brain- hemorague and lost her short-term memory. Or at least it's damaged. But - she'd been severely depressed before that, and now she's so much better! Happy and active and a lot more like I used to know her. It was scary for my friend - she thought her mom would die! - but in the end, she's happy that she has her mom back like she used to be.
Glad it worked out...? Moms okay over all right?
Load More Replies...Me and this brick are offering discount therapy sessions for any depressed anti-vaxxers.
Aw, not fair! What about a depressed fully vaccinated person? Will you do it for free? 😬
Load More Replies...It is rare, but sometimes happens that people who have had a head injury and unconscious for a time can wake up and be genius in either math, art or music. Those 3 things specifically. The brain truly is the final frontier.
I once fainted at work, and hit my head really hard, smashing my face on the floor (turned out I had a heart condition) BUT I am always disappointed I didn’t come round and discover I was a genius at something! All that post-concussion syndrome for nothing!
Load More Replies...Do you remember when you had to use an unbent paperclip to reboot?
Load More Replies...I remember one time being in the crappiest of moods. Paused at the "T" (subway) in Boston to find my token. A tiny old lady shoved me, saying "Get the f*** out my way, you f***ing f***head!" The absurdity of it just shattered my mood.
Well, it wasn't my sister cause they're not tiny ...
Load More Replies...Somewhat surprisingly, the photo from the “The What?” meme comes from an old Rug Doctor advertisement that could be seen in various retail stores. According to Know Your Meme, the earliest examples of this ad to be found online date all the way back to November 24, 2014.
The woman in the ad eventually became a meme because of her blank stare and smile. The meme is currently most often used to express confusion and disbelief. The very first time that the meme was used was on June 26, 2017, when redditor Kittty_velor posted the photo on the r/funny subreddit. The post featured a close-up of the woman’s face, though it didn’t have the iconic words “The What?” on them.
Well, of course you continue the hike. You tried the shortcut, and they said no.
I visited the Grand Canyon once with my father, and we were both amazed how close so many went to the edge, and the lengths they go to for pictures. The absolute best/worst was a late teens girl posing for her boyfriend by standing on one leg, leaning back with arms pinwheeling, an inch from the edge. We were so sure we were going to see a human die that day. Seriously...I hate to disturb the natural beauty of nature, but sometimes we need to put in guard rails for a reason to protect people from themselves. Yes, many will climb over and do it anyway, but maybe it would cut down the number
Some of the cliffs near me have guard rails because they are crumbling. I can tell you from experience, they won't stop people like that couple. They just climb over the guard rails.
Load More Replies...I was standing near the edge when a huge gust of wind pushed me forward. My grabbed the hood of my jacket and yanked me back to safety. I didn't go near the edge for the rest of our hike.
A little boy in my son's elementary school several years ago was playing close to the guardrail and slid under it falling to his death at the Grand Canyon during a family vacation. It was really sad.
Holy crap! That's something a person will never forget. Thank God for that teacher and that you're alive!
I had a dream once I almost fell into the royal gorge. Realized it was a dream and had a pretty good lucid time :l
I did that as a grown adult. A guy caught me by my camera strap while my husband sat in the car and laughed his ass off! We're divorced now.
Holy crap! That is a long way down. I was there on my first visit when some poor man was dancing around teasing his friends and slipped into the oblivion. Just horrible. Glad your teacher had fast reflexes.
Who else was "fighting" with their friends about who would be which colour? Don't tell me it's only me
The meme spread and took on various formats that utilized the woman’s ‘creepy’ gaze for the purpose of hilarity. It crystallized into the meme we know today after the words “The What?” were added to it during the Storm Area 51 event in 2019. That’s when the meme started spreading on Twitter and beyond. Now, it’s the perfect reaction pic to weird anecdotes on Twitter that make us wonder whether we’re in a bizarre comedy or if this really is real-life.
I think I need to be more careful with what I call a bad day after reading this.
Lesson: If you ever hit your head and get amnesia, just lay down for the rest of the day. Never mind, you won't remember.
This is basically what can happen to a sim if you have the right creator.
Sounds like a truly horrible day, hope they improve from there on.
Only thing missing is falling anvil or piano for this to be a perfect looney toons story. BTW think looney toons and reread the tweet. You'll hear the sounds.
First of all wow! Second off all that had to be the easiest 12 pounds you ever lost
Except for being cut open and sewed back together, of course.
Load More Replies...Mine was 15 lbs...and they have to gut you like a fish to get them out. Took me 3 months to be able to get out of bed by myself. 6 months to lay on my side. Full year to lay on my belly.
Somehow this reminds me of my doc when I gave birth to my first child. She was weirdly impressed with my placenta, of all things. Totally nerded out over it. "Oh, wow! You grew a really awesome placenta! Here. You gotta touch it. It feels really cool!" I love you Dr. Stocks. You fantastic weirdo. And yes, I touched it. And she was right. It was pretty cool.
I'm pretty sure any imaging of you taken in a medical context is your property, as it is part of your medical record.
Varies state by state. In many states it is not your property funny enough. Medical and dental records, radiographs and associated images are property of the doctor/dentist but as a patient you do have a right to copies of them provided to you at reasonable expense. I know bc I had to take a jusipridence exam to get my dental license. Thai is not a comment to say what is right or wrong just the state regulations
Load More Replies...Friend of mine had the second largest in the UK at the time. It had hair and teeth matter in it.
Whoah! Really?!?! Who were they? (If you don't mind me asking) and how did you get out?
Load More Replies...That would be me. I’d be too polite to say no, next thing I know, I’m in a cult.
When I was concussed and in hospital the Dr asked if I knew where I was. I just said “yes” and then we just looked at each other in silence.
We got trapped in my high school by corn drifts. The farm nearby picked the ears and then just shredded the rest of the corn plant and left it in the field instead of chopping it for silage and when the wind kicked up it blew huge mounds of corn plant around the school and blocked our doors and bent the fence on the tennis court over
Our elementary school was across the bridge and creek from a jail. Three prisoners escaped. School lockdown? No. Sent everyone home on foot with the regular crossing guards, but teachers at each corner.
I was once in the hospital for a spinal fluid test and the doctor broke up the needle, while it stuck in my spinal canal. You don't want to hear a doctor say "Oh God" while preforming this medical treatment :D I thought I would be paralyzed for a few seconds
Related: Ever wonder why when you get a fever, you get a headache behind your eyes? Because your brain expands with increased temperature faster than your skull does, just like the fluid in a thermometer. So your brain pushes its way into hole for your optic nerve in the back of your eye sockets.
When we were first married, my then-husband had a spinal tap. Within minutes after getting him home, he collapsed. Rush back to the hospital. They discovered they had taken too much fluid during the tap. For nearly a week, he had to lay flat while on IVs before he could sit up without blacking out from a lack of spinal fluid.
They use symbol cards and they could easily work out a simple code to let the other know what card they are looking at. For example, Star: Tilt head left and look thoughtful. Wavy lines: Place tips of index fingers to temples. Circle: Scratch side of nose etc
Load More Replies...Winning! I am twin and would people would ask if we could read each other's thoughts, I would always say yes, we both think you're an idiot.
I didn't even know there was such a thing as physic classes
US and other governments have conducted such trainings. I read of one where soldiers were trained to psychically identify targets in random aerial photos. I've participated in a few classes where we experimented experiencing various psychic skills. I don't see auras or douse, but I can "read" energy from objects (the most common form of psychic ability).
Load More Replies...Big sis to paternal triplets here; My brothers had to tell my sister that she had to say it out loud; 'Yes I would like some (treat)' because they can't hear you. They all communicated silently so the boys had to tell her that if she wanted what the grown-ups offered, she had to say so out loud.
Twins can naturally read each other they are that close. It is a kind of Psychic bond between them. Even now they/you will know if there is something wrong with your twin and visa-versa
Thank God for the vaccines and now we don't need to do such extreme things😏
Internet gold medal for you friend. That was funny.
Load More Replies...Have you ever heard of the bootleg Spongebob episode? Apparently it was found near an asylum. It was basically a cursed version of the original Spongebob episode "Dumped" :p
Load More Replies...* taken (sorry - normally never correct, but felt a urge here)
Load More Replies..."Unfortunately, the rat came back with twenty of his friends...and they were dragging a baseball bat. Gotta love NYC."
I caught a live mouse when I was 3. Mom wasn't impressed but she was loud.
He'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.
Load More Replies...Did you remember to be a comically flat being for 4 seconds before popping back to the 3rd dimension?
I have read that a builder was run over by a sort of steamroller at work and was OK, he was on some very soft sand though.
Load More Replies...I don't know if you're extremely lucky or extremely unlucky
Flat Stanley survived! But he was flattened by a large painting I think.
After that or before? ( i know mean joke but the person is ok now)
Load More Replies...Just responding to a 911 call about knavery and possible brigandage.
That honestly sounds like something I would do (if I had chain mail obviously)
I feel the policeman in question should get a heartfelt 'I thought this was America!'
American health care system in a nutshell. DIY medicine because you can't afford to see a medical professional.
Load More Replies...I live in Canada, and have no dental coverage. I have nearly done this with a couple teeth. But luckily, they fell out on their own before I could work up the courage. Currently, I have 7 teeth on my bottom row. Can't afford fake ones, so I just eat less food that needs to be incised. Its not just America that sucks for dental care, folks.
Illegally downloaded files using a file sharing program
Load More Replies...How much is a removal in US? Mine has been free until 24, then it cost 1000 skr (about 90 dollars). 4 wisdom teeths removed.
Usually around 1k to 2k US. And if you have "dental insurance" it's a little cheaper but dental insurance is more like a discount program than actual insurance, same with eye insurance.
Load More Replies...So doesn't that make you a mime? Or can talking be a recessive trait?
I am terrified of heights, and I've always wondered whether this experience is why.
Load More Replies...In port or at sea? My guess is in port at the dock, if so - you are one lucky toddler to be alive
When I was a toddler, I fell down the stairs and my teeth all went right through my bottom lip. My mother said the staircase looked like a slasher film.
Chipped my tooth on the uneven bars at the local grade school when I was about 10. Still have a piece of tooth in my upper lip.
Never! I like freaking people out with my demonic bendy arms!
Load More Replies...hypermobility, usually a sign of other genetic health issues (eg. EDS)
I have this also. It's called hyperextension or hypermobility. I have to be careful not to sleep with my arm off the edge of the bed or it will just keep stretching to a really painful degree. When it happens, I need to use my other arm to lift it, and then ice it for a while. :/
Yeah mine kinda do that too, and once when I was working with a new trainer at the gym, she had me doing pushups. She saw my elbows and said "ew".. 1: not professional at all, especially considering I paid a lot for those sessions. 2: thanks for making me feel icky, b***h... 🙃
When I was 9, there was a case of chicken pox that ripped through my school. My mother was sure I would get it but I didn't. A month later, I got a red blotch on my chest. Shortly after, I broke out in spots all over my body which the school assumed was chicken pox and sent me home. My mother took me to a doctor and I did not have chicken pox but a condition known as pityriasis rosea. Doctors still don't now what causes it, but it is not contagious. So my mother sent me to school. Nothing like being treated like a leper on the playground to give you self esteem issues in your adult years.
I had pityriasis lichenoides a few years ago. Itched like buggery, and yes, I got the leper looks
Load More Replies...I stayed once at a friend’s uncle’s cottage. A buddy and I were given a pellet gun and a machete and told to go enjoy the forest. We hiked for hours in the middle of nowhere loosely following a river so we could get back. In the middle of this field there was a small shack. There were no roads to it, no one around for miles, so we went to investigate. When we got close, we realized it was full of boxes., floor to ceiling full of boxes. The door was unlocked so we went in. We pulled the top off one of the boxes, only to find they where absolutely filled with the little fabric labels you put on clothes. All for a company I had never heard of. We checked a few other boxes; all were the same, there were tens of thousands of these labels. Then we just closed the boxes back up and left. I’m not sure what we expected to find, but that wasn’t it.
Whoah! What?! So weird! Did you ever look up the label/company?
Load More Replies...My brother had such large wisdom teeth that the dental surgeon who extracted them kept them as trophies and shows people at the hospital :”I took these out of a HUMAN!”
My wisdom teeth had beefy roots too. My Anthropology Prof was astounded at the size of them, but then he pointed to the base of the root and said, "what happened here?" I said "The root was still hooked into my jaw so the dentist had to get out of his seat to get enough leverage to snap it off." My professor just winced and walked away holding his hand to his jaw.
Load More Replies...Not me, my mom. Her brain tumor made her star of "Tumor Panel" twice in a month, and she got an article in a journal all about her tumor. She's still alive, kicking, and fine, too, which is earning her another article in the five-year-follow-up. ..... Go, Mom!
I had a brain tumor/cancer too. Good for your mom, and I'm still alive and kicking as well
Load More Replies...I have been clinically dead three times (breathing and heart stopped). Once due to a head injury (less than a year old), once due to drowning (10yo), once due to electrocution (12 yo). In all three cases my dad revived me.
Only twice for me. And have you checked your father for angel-of-death complex?!
Load More Replies...In junior high school for some reason I started drawing a cartoon lion's head on all my papers instead of putting my name on them. Later that same year my parents told my brother and me that we were adopted, and I also learned that my birth mother's last name was Lyons.
My brother and neighbor had the county cops, state troopers, GBI, and FBI almost kill them. The neighbor had new hunting gear and camo so he and my brother tested it out. On an August day. The heat index was probably 100 or so. The boys were up and down trees, in and out of our house, and doing all sorts of "I'm a badass" maneuvers. An elderly neighbor saw them and called the police. Police thought they needed backup. Backup thought they needed backup. Ah. The good ole days.
I once had a 30 cup pot of fresh coffee fall on me when I was 14 and burn my left ear all the way down my shoulder blade. Ended up with first and second degree burns but somehow, I never scarred. My parents said they could only tell whenever I played sports because my shoulder blade would turn red but even that stopped after high school.
My brother spilt hot coffee on himself when he was really young, less than 6 I think. He ended up with scars on his back and wrist that only faded a months ago (it's been 10+ years)
Load More Replies...I had a series off unfortunate events at 15yrs old. Itt started with getting hit by a truck, which ripped off my foot, which led to me getting demoral, it was discovered I'm allergic to demoral when I started seizing, died, was revived and fell into a coma for 3 days. My parents decided they didn't want me & being in hospital was a convenient time to cut ties. So after a few months in hospital I went straight into foster care as a teenager. Got placed in an group home where a resident was killed by staff & I ran away. So when people as me where I went to high school, I just say "oh, here and there. I moved a lot" it's technically true.
When I was 9, there was a case of chicken pox that ripped through my school. My mother was sure I would get it but I didn't. A month later, I got a red blotch on my chest. Shortly after, I broke out in spots all over my body which the school assumed was chicken pox and sent me home. My mother took me to a doctor and I did not have chicken pox but a condition known as pityriasis rosea. Doctors still don't now what causes it, but it is not contagious. So my mother sent me to school. Nothing like being treated like a leper on the playground to give you self esteem issues in your adult years.
I had pityriasis lichenoides a few years ago. Itched like buggery, and yes, I got the leper looks
Load More Replies...I stayed once at a friend’s uncle’s cottage. A buddy and I were given a pellet gun and a machete and told to go enjoy the forest. We hiked for hours in the middle of nowhere loosely following a river so we could get back. In the middle of this field there was a small shack. There were no roads to it, no one around for miles, so we went to investigate. When we got close, we realized it was full of boxes., floor to ceiling full of boxes. The door was unlocked so we went in. We pulled the top off one of the boxes, only to find they where absolutely filled with the little fabric labels you put on clothes. All for a company I had never heard of. We checked a few other boxes; all were the same, there were tens of thousands of these labels. Then we just closed the boxes back up and left. I’m not sure what we expected to find, but that wasn’t it.
Whoah! What?! So weird! Did you ever look up the label/company?
Load More Replies...My brother had such large wisdom teeth that the dental surgeon who extracted them kept them as trophies and shows people at the hospital :”I took these out of a HUMAN!”
My wisdom teeth had beefy roots too. My Anthropology Prof was astounded at the size of them, but then he pointed to the base of the root and said, "what happened here?" I said "The root was still hooked into my jaw so the dentist had to get out of his seat to get enough leverage to snap it off." My professor just winced and walked away holding his hand to his jaw.
Load More Replies...Not me, my mom. Her brain tumor made her star of "Tumor Panel" twice in a month, and she got an article in a journal all about her tumor. She's still alive, kicking, and fine, too, which is earning her another article in the five-year-follow-up. ..... Go, Mom!
I had a brain tumor/cancer too. Good for your mom, and I'm still alive and kicking as well
Load More Replies...I have been clinically dead three times (breathing and heart stopped). Once due to a head injury (less than a year old), once due to drowning (10yo), once due to electrocution (12 yo). In all three cases my dad revived me.
Only twice for me. And have you checked your father for angel-of-death complex?!
Load More Replies...In junior high school for some reason I started drawing a cartoon lion's head on all my papers instead of putting my name on them. Later that same year my parents told my brother and me that we were adopted, and I also learned that my birth mother's last name was Lyons.
My brother and neighbor had the county cops, state troopers, GBI, and FBI almost kill them. The neighbor had new hunting gear and camo so he and my brother tested it out. On an August day. The heat index was probably 100 or so. The boys were up and down trees, in and out of our house, and doing all sorts of "I'm a badass" maneuvers. An elderly neighbor saw them and called the police. Police thought they needed backup. Backup thought they needed backup. Ah. The good ole days.
I once had a 30 cup pot of fresh coffee fall on me when I was 14 and burn my left ear all the way down my shoulder blade. Ended up with first and second degree burns but somehow, I never scarred. My parents said they could only tell whenever I played sports because my shoulder blade would turn red but even that stopped after high school.
My brother spilt hot coffee on himself when he was really young, less than 6 I think. He ended up with scars on his back and wrist that only faded a months ago (it's been 10+ years)
Load More Replies...I had a series off unfortunate events at 15yrs old. Itt started with getting hit by a truck, which ripped off my foot, which led to me getting demoral, it was discovered I'm allergic to demoral when I started seizing, died, was revived and fell into a coma for 3 days. My parents decided they didn't want me & being in hospital was a convenient time to cut ties. So after a few months in hospital I went straight into foster care as a teenager. Got placed in an group home where a resident was killed by staff & I ran away. So when people as me where I went to high school, I just say "oh, here and there. I moved a lot" it's technically true.
