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For most of us, social media has become an integral part of our daily lives. It's difficult to imagine anyone these days without some form of online presence. While some individuals can't go a day without sharing their thoughts, daily routines, or experiences through posts, there are others who prefer to observe rather than actively participate. Among both these diverse groups, there is a shared guilty pleasure - the fascination with diving into the comment sections left by other users.

Although we're all aware of the volume of negative comment exchanges, the focus of this post isn't on that topic. Today, we would like to share with you another sort of online interaction by focusing on some of the most humorous, awkward, and double-meaning comments that were the answer to various posts across the internet. The Instagram account known as Cursed Comments uncovers hidden gems from the online world, captivating its followers with a collection of screenshots featuring the most remarkable and hilarious comments found on numerous platforms.

Scroll down to see the list of the most “cursed comments” we prepared for you!

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandfather’s old toy. He said just pull the string and it will leave you speechless

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, there was that one guy who got slapped with "Mr Stinky". All the other serial killers are probably giving him wedgies in Hell.

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It is worth considering why various groups and profiles on social media attract such a large number of users. Several different reasons can be distinguished, such as the fact that people are looking for a platform to escape from everyday life and mainstream content. Additionally, many of them seek a bit of dark humor and an element of surprise, which is certainly not lacking in profiles dedicated to "cursed comments." Ultimately, we must also not forget that such groups, like any other, bring together people with similar interests and a specific sense of humor.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And these Christians are the ones that are forcing women against their will to give birth regardless these are the Christian rednecks that ignore children in poverty these are the Christians that don't have to pay property taxes on their churches these are the people that are making our laws and this f****** redneck s******* country

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Many of us are already tired of memes that circulate on the internet and are replicated, which is why comments left directly by internet users are often like a breath of fresh air. By observing the content posted on a profile dedicated to Cursed Comments, one can deduce that dark jokes, unexpected plot twists, and masterfully crafted punchlines and posts that somehow challenge social norms and expectations are definitely the most appreciated.

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Like any dark humor, this one also requires finding a balance, as sometimes the line between a joke and an insult can be very thin. The most important thing is that Cursed Comments do not contain any traces of discrimination or aggression. After all, the purpose of these comments is not to offend anyone but to provide amusement for the group members.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guns and homophobic symbols, definitely could be the result of an incestuous relationship.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roses are red, Cactus is prickly, Holy s**t that escalated quickly!!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried not to laugh, I really tried... This is NOT something to laugh about. But, still.. I just can't hold it.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call that nervous laughter. It is where something is so terrible that you kind of have to laugh or else you would just cry at how horrific it is.

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Šimon Špaček
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I went on LARP and joined Elves, my battlecry was "chop them into fertilizer, our forest needs it". This sounds even better.

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Joe Reaves
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American cemetaries are going to look a lot more colourful in a few years.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forget about the schools for a moment. All this planing it needs. . I mean, heading to Iraq today? What bullets do we have to pack? Are there even enough with seeds that are native to the country the military is planing on using them in? What happens with the left-over ones? You can't use the Iraq-bullets for, say New Zealand or the kiwis will have yet another invasive species. And how are they labelles? By region? By flower? By climate? Ooo, hold on you'd even need different bullets for different parts of the country your invading sothat the seeds go with the climate

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*starts shooting at my captives* neighbors: whats doing. me: planting my garden *shooting countinues*

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh...wouldn´t that be in the forehead? I mean, for historic accuracy...

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11 months ago

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Riley Quinn
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This idea is sickening, but putting a spin on the truth of war is what they do.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

didn't think it would go there...didn't think it would go there.

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Rosie Red
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I realized I was looking at it with my mouth hanging open not knowing what to say.

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Barbara Neal
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like it you can still shoot but can't hurt anyone maybe all nation should this. Country that plants rather most bullets wins.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does this make me think of the anime Hell's Paradise

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roses are red, cacti and prickly. OH MY GOD THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are the people who are like "REEHEEHEEE DEATH IS FOONY HAHAHA" and then the people like "this is not appropriate behavior I will call ur mum" but I'm in the middle bc I can't take a dark humor joke if it's funny lol

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Only the ones not smart enough to have their own armed security. We secure the president with guns, why not our children. I'd rather lose every president we've ever had than just one child. We need more guns protecting our children not less.

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As mentioned earlier, there are groups focused on collecting the most "Cursed Comments," and many of them enjoy immense popularity. It may seem that everyone can find something that suits their tastes there. Additionally, they bring together people who exchange their observations about a particular post and sometimes even create further narratives for a given thread in the comments below, unintentionally creating some new "Cursed Comments".

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason my urologist has both of his hands on my shoulders when doing the prostate exam

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed a little too hard on this one. Did not see that coming. 🤣

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only people who've been suicidal might think this is funny. Because sometimes that's all we need. Is to feel. Something other than dread, constant sadness or in many case nothing. Anhedonia sucks.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is ridiculous, come on USA get this sorted. If ya got crazy people who like going around shooting people, get em to shoot the right people. And yes I know you can't, just wish it could work that way.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, wait, only one out of every 30 million conjoined twins survive? HOW MANY SETS OF CONJOINED TWINS HAVE BEEN BORN?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical Christians stupidity and these Christians are the one that are making our laws these Christians are the one that's forcing their religion down our throat and half this country these people are so god damn f****** stupid

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewww I have a similar story. One time a girl s**t her pants at a party in high school. Her dad came and brought her extra clothes into the bathroom. He came back out with all the shifty clothes in the bag and stood there talking to everyone for like 20 minutes. It smelled terrible and was so odd. All of it. And very gross

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad but it really is this easy to prevent school shootings. Society needs to be kinder to one another no matter what.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That kind of violence against Karens is unacceptable. May I speak to your manager to complain about your disgusting safety regulations? Karen blood is cold and germy, selling veins as shoe laces is just disgusting. Use tendons or skin, those have better wear and tear.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I saw this in English class when we were learning about perspective

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I am not happy with Ariel being black. I know you will all call me a racist now but that's not it. I just want new versions of characters I already know to look as similarly as possible to the old versions. I hated that Daenerys did not have purple eyes. And I HATED it that Darken Rahl had dark hair in the TV series Legend of the Seeker. In the books it is mentioned like a hundred times that he had such beautiful blond hair, and I don't even like blond hair. I don't care that Queen Charlotte is black in Bridgerton, might be different if I had read the books before. And I thought the casting of Prince of Persia was abysmal all around. Don't know who I hated more, Jake Gyllenhaal as a Persian Prince, or Gemma Arterton as an Indian Princess.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bad comment but also sadly true perhaps. I don't live in the USA so I don't know the full extent of how bad it is there.

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