Each year the upcoming Valentine's Day brings a galore of everything heart-shaped to surprise your loved one with. And though you always have your Valentine's Day gift staples - heart-shaped candy and red roses - to choose from, the people wanting to make a buck out of this festivity get more and more creative each year. So, with Valentine's Day upon us, we thought we'd get you in the mood by bringing you this hilarious list of Valentine's design fails.
Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below features some very questionable merchandise and Valentine's Day ideas gone wrong that would make you look twice and not in a good way. From weird toys that want to "death you" to heart-shaped meat cuts, these funny fails will surely make you start questioning the choices of these designers. Don't forget to vote for your favorite bad designs!
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Bringing Both Your Wife And Gf To The Same Restaurant On Valentines Day? Good Idea!
Bring both AND the woman from your office you are sexually harrasing - for free!
the word "porn" is in the background... wtf is this place. Also, What if u are a girl... LIKE WTF
As someone who's in a poly relationship, this isn't a fail for me! :-)
The restaurant seems oddly empty. With those kinds of discounts you could feed a pretty large broken family on the cheap.
To All The Single Ladys Out There, Happy Valentine!
At least there wasn't an inappropriate apostrophe before the "s". I have a prescription for my cat where every single plural was typed with an " 's ". How do we even pass people through middle school with this level of ineptitude with their native language?
Load More Replies...So Wrong
First time was funny - second time was pure class. Well played Sir.
Load More Replies...I Get A Very Rapey Feeling From My Valentine Mints Quote...
It doesn't always work like that...this is so wrong...on INFINITE levels
"It's better to ask for permission than forgiveness." That's the real quote.
I hope so. This version printed in the image is the one my sociopathic boss used to use when talking about getting away with things management might not approve if asked first. Should've been a red flag, but I was naive.
Load More Replies...It’s easier to call the coroner than to spend millions of dollars in life saving treatments.
This Just Might Be The Worst Valentine's Day Card We Have Ever Seen
A girlfriend is a female friend. I’d totally buy that card, you weirdos
The problem is that people use it both as "female friend" (usually other women in my experience) as well as "female person you are romantically involved with".
Load More Replies...This is meant for a girl to give a good friend, that's a girl, that is like a sister. DUH!
Probably. But it's soooo easy to read it the way everyone is reading it...
Load More Replies...There's no way that's a Valentine's Day card. It doesn't even make sense as a Valentine's Day card. That is a card for women to give to their friends. As such, it is not a design fail, so I am downvoting it.
File For Divorce? Not Quite The First Gift I Had In Mind For Valentine's Day...
Honey! Did you leave the Irony on? That's it, that's the last time!
Bus Lady, Phil the computer and Daniel Losinger have made me laugh more than I ever have before on bored panda, I hope your loved ones appreciate your humour.
Load More Replies...Bus Lady, Phil the computer and Daniel Losinger have made me laugh more than I ever have before on bored panda, I hope your loved ones appreciate your humour.
Load More Replies...Isn't that for the guy who keeps promising his mistress he'll leave his wife?
Wait Say What?
Thank you. I could not figure out what it was supposed to be.
Load More Replies...I Death You
oh damn, I got this for my BF and didn't even realize it looks like "death"
My sister got this for valentines day. I thought it was kind of cute 😕
I'm pretty sure that's cursive for sloth and not death actually. :p Kind of a weird pun though...
Heart Shape Headphone Splitter Looks Like A Nut Sack
We should all agree it looks like a heart. Instead of having all these dirty thoughts!
Load More Replies...Jon, dear sweet apparently never seen boobs up close fella, uhm nipples are not located in those positions unless something has gone terribly awry.
Load More Replies...Um, Yeah. Not The Valentine's Day Gift You Really Wanna Give Or Get
well it's usually paid with dinner and wine,so this could be a good deal
Load More Replies...Great Idea For Valentine's Day
Part of me wants to know what else is in the gift package, but most of me just thinks "oh hell no".
This Is Either The Best Valentines Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentines Day Gift
the best - absolutely no issue with that. Although I can see that if your significant other was a vegetarian or vegan, you just might have a few problems on the day.
Hahaha that would be really mean to gift it to a vegetarian person xD
Load More Replies...Reminds me of that old Bing Crosby song: "Let Me Call You Meatheart."
For Valentines I got you something you can cook for me. . . were the last words he spoke
Are Those Date Rape Pills In The Valentines Section Cvs?
Why are they specifically for "women"? Do you need to buy a different one to date rape men? Asking for a friend.
The pink ones are for girls the blue ones are for boys.......One of my friends told me
Load More Replies...WHY DWOULD THEY SELL DATE RAPE PILLS ANYWHERE?! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO KILL WHOEAVEHR MEADE ^TTHJIS WITH A RUSTEY CHAINSWAW NSVNJBGUDWYBGHJQEHQTW!IU@^%BEFN#@%^#*
Chainsaw? That's so last year, try growing bamboo and flesh-eating insects!
Load More Replies...THESE PIJLLKS SHOULDNDNT EVEND EXISTE NDBHYVBDHUJHCVFJD
Load More Replies...I know this is completely beside the point, but why are they especially for women? Generally women and men don't have different sleeping pills do they?!
looks like manufacturer likes rapey jokes, tbh.
Load More Replies...Ladies and gentlemen.... not CVS. Thank you, good night. Tip your waiter.
Load More Replies...What Not To Get Your Love For Valentine’s Day
Pretty sure if you buy that for loved one, you WON'T be getting any love tonight
Walmart Valentine's Day Fail
At first I thought, How cute. What's wrong with that? *Click* Oh. BRAHAAAAHHAAA!!
Sometime's nuttin by yourself is the best, you dont have to cuddle afterwards.
I like this guy! To the point! Who cares about actually having the relationship with a woman, let's skip that, and get an egg donation instead!
Clearly a ‘lost in translation’. I’ve never heard of masturbation being referred to as ‘nutting’. It doesn’t look dodgy at all to me.
I Love You To The And Moon Back!
Fly me to the and moon back, if you'll baby...if you'll baby my be. - Garden Savage
Love Yourfelf
My biggest problem with these ads would be the terrible apostrophe placements.
But the model has a perfect body... of course she loves herself!
Vase of the misaligned lower case s strikes again. In my old age my cursive gets all erratic I've noticed. Damned my hand wth?
Had To Take A Second Look At This Valentine's Card
When the pug borks once over its maximum and it starts doing weird s**t
The Couple Chosen For This White Castle Valentine's Day Ad
Slider love? (yes, I know their burgers are called sliders) My dark mind is working overtime.
I can kind of understand this to a degree. It isn't like your "valentine" has to be someone you slip your c**k into. Besides, what woman is going to say "We don't have to go to Red Lobster. White Castle is fine".
This is actually a real thing, and people make reservations for white castle on valentines day. The first time i thought they were kidding but I tried going by a location on V-day and they had flowers on the tables and the place was packed.
This is why I hate the internet. There's nothing wrong with a dad taking out his daughter for Valentine's Day.
yes , yes it is. valentines day is love (couples) for that is dads day when all the family can go out
Load More Replies...Special Hugs Anyone?
It’s clearly got another arm on the other side. At least, I hope it does.
Valentine's Lollypop
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
The name literally means suck suck. It's just not meant for children
Really Awkward Valentine's Gift Idea
gonna borrow that comment....SO many appropriate uses
Load More Replies...Why would you event want a fan on a cuddly toy? This is such a weird design!
Unfaithful? Really?
"Sharing" suggests ethical non-monogamy, while "unfaithful" implies unethical non-monogamy.
Load More Replies...Cupid Giving Some "Love" To An Unsuspecting Heart
aaaah its an arm its an ARMMMMM DONT THINK OF IT LIKE THAT
I'm Sorry Reese's, But Your Attempt At A Heart Looks Like A Nutsack
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can ya tie 'em in a bow? Caaaaaan you throw 'em over... you know these of kind of personal questions aren't they?
Load More Replies...must be hard for the poster, whose ball sack looks like a lump of s**t
Pretty Sure That 1/2 Of This Valentine's Bamboo Heart Plant Is Dead
actually left bamboo seems to push to the right so i think that left bamboo pushed right bamboo out and caused it's death. It's all metaphorical about murdering your beloved. Think this. You have 4 hours.
Load More Replies...This Valentine's Day "Love" Banner
Is This Really The Best Design For Valentine's Gift?
I'm slightly concerned about this whole "chocolate flavoured candy" thing. I know what chocolate is, and I know that candy is an umbrella term for sweets, but what on earth is chocolate flavoured candy?!
It's a product that is not legally sellable when labeled as actual chocolate. You need a certain percentage of actual chocolate to be legally able to advertise as chocolate (truth in advertising). Since chocolate is a relatively expensive ingredient (emphasis on "relatively"), cheap garbage candy uses other non-chocolate ingredients to keep the profits high and to appeal to cheap buyers.
Load More Replies...Valentine's Day Massacre
Measure none-ce cut all the give a s**t before you even attempt the endeavor.
They're Rolling Out The Valentine's Day Stuff Early At Target, But I Don't Think They Really Thought This One Through
So you have no problem with the heart being an "o" in love, but you can't see it on the hello? Reaching hard here
Happy Valentines Day!
This reminds me too strongly of a valentines card I made my bf, signed "Love, Me". He kept on asking who "Me" was. I was like, dude... its literally ME. I MADE you this card! And he laughed and said he thought I was showing him a card that I got from someone else. Adorable idiot.
F*****g hell: not only are they so bloody dumb to spell 'you' incorrectly they also can't make 'i' a f*****g capital letter.
Happy Valentine Day Sample Text
Again these owls with "sample text". This makes me want to investigate, but I'm too lazy.
So was the cake prep person. Or whatever the hell that's supposed to be.
Load More Replies..."sample text" : that's one of the most romantic things I've ever read. LOL
The Word Choice On This Valentine's Puzzle...
Little kids' cards for school are neutral, funny, friendly, cute etc. Romantic messages for 3-12 year olds would be creepy!
Load More Replies...I am struggling to relate this to valentines day? Yes I get that incest and insect use the same letters but how is this valentine related?
I don't think this is a Valentines anything... made by Mello Smello?
Product Helping You To Tell That Your Valentine Smells
A Perfect Message For Your Special Valentine
Could you open the post? I have a great addition to this list!
Could you open the post? I have a great addition to this list!
