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Each year the upcoming Valentine's Day brings a galore of everything heart-shaped to surprise your loved one with. And though you always have your Valentine's Day gift staples - heart-shaped candy and red roses - to choose from, the people wanting to make a buck out of this festivity get more and more creative each year. So, with Valentine's Day upon us, we thought we'd get you in the mood by bringing you this hilarious list of Valentine's design fails.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below features some very questionable merchandise and Valentine's Day ideas gone wrong that would make you look twice and not in a good way. From weird toys that want to "death you" to heart-shaped meat cuts, these funny fails will surely make you start questioning the choices of these designers. Don't forget to vote for your favorite bad designs!

#1

Bringing Both Your Wife And Gf To The Same Restaurant On Valentines Day? Good Idea!

Bringing Both Your Wife And Gf To The Same Restaurant On Valentines Day? Good Idea!

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Sarcasticow
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bring both AND the woman from your office you are sexually harrasing - for free!

Rosa Visger
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh brother! Haven’t you ever heard of polyamory?

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UniversalMel
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the word porn in the background

Misterscooter
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What other holiday specials do they have at Porn's?

HyperBlender
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the word "porn" is in the background... wtf is this place. Also, What if u are a girl... LIKE WTF

Catlady6000
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could still bring your wife and girlfriend

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Ethan Slusser
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you people considered polyamory?

Luna
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pamper you love ones? Which are those? My "loved" ones?

Ericka Skinner
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who's in a poly relationship, this isn't a fail for me! :-)

Echo
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The restaurant seems oddly empty. With those kinds of discounts you could feed a pretty large broken family on the cheap.

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    #2

    To All The Single Ladys Out There, Happy Valentine!

    To All The Single Ladys Out There, Happy Valentine!

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    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very wrong,on so many levels

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they come with condom...

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That red star makes me curious, though.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're for everyone, hence the "$00" price tag.

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    P.Brux FHell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just the ladies, mind you...

    Sophie Whitbread
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. The perfect gift for your husband.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there wasn't an inappropriate apostrophe before the "s". I have a prescription for my cat where every single plural was typed with an " 's ". How do we even pass people through middle school with this level of ineptitude with their native language?

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    #3

    So Wrong

    So Wrong

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    Anouk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time was funny - second time was pure class. Well played Sir.

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    Lilly Friedman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your daddy, but certainly not your dad.

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an old Bible story i read

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots daughters. That book is sick and twisted.

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    Meme Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am more concerned about the playboy items in the top right

    MadJess Tic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😱..... I have no words.... 😳😵😵😵

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    #4

    I Get A Very Rapey Feeling From My Valentine Mints Quote...

    I Get A Very Rapey Feeling From My Valentine Mints Quote...

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    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd better go check who wrote this- might need arresting.

    Harry Plopper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't always work like that...this is so wrong...on INFINITE levels

    Thomas Es Thomas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's better to ask for permission than forgiveness." That's the real quote.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope so. This version printed in the image is the one my sociopathic boss used to use when talking about getting away with things management might not approve if asked first. Should've been a red flag, but I was naive.

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    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s easier to call the coroner than to spend millions of dollars in life saving treatments.

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try it on me and you'll find out one of them is really painful....

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    #5

    This Just Might Be The Worst Valentine's Day Card We Have Ever Seen

    This Just Might Be The Worst Valentine's Day Card We Have Ever Seen

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    Every day is Caturday 4.0
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girlfriend is a female friend. I’d totally buy that card, you weirdos

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that people use it both as "female friend" (usually other women in my experience) as well as "female person you are romantically involved with".

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    Tim Henson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this meant for a girl to give to her really good friend.

    Sue Rogers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is meant for a girl to give a good friend, that's a girl, that is like a sister. DUH!

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. But it's soooo easy to read it the way everyone is reading it...

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    Diksha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jaime Lannister's dream card...

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dopes, even I understand this is meant for a girl from a girl. And I am a guy. This one is just trying to make something dirty out of something cute and funny.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...maybe it's supposed to about your platonic female friends? Idk.

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way that's a Valentine's Day card. It doesn't even make sense as a Valentine's Day card. That is a card for women to give to their friends. As such, it is not a design fail, so I am downvoting it.

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    #6

    File For Divorce? Not Quite The First Gift I Had In Mind For Valentine's Day...

    File For Divorce? Not Quite The First Gift I Had In Mind For Valentine's Day...

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    Phil The Computer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey! Did you leave the Irony on? That's it, that's the last time!

    Belinda Matson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bus Lady, Phil the computer and Daniel Losinger have made me laugh more than I ever have before on bored panda, I hope your loved ones appreciate your humour.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the man who's taking the Wife and GF to porn's

    Belinda Matson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bus Lady, Phil the computer and Daniel Losinger have made me laugh more than I ever have before on bored panda, I hope your loved ones appreciate your humour.

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, don't let the bitter store employee set up the display.

    Zelda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Father won't need this!

    Abbie Catania
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along with filing for divorce get your wife a nice computer mouse.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More mischief... obviously stuff like this isn't store-approved. Especially in the conservative institution that is Staples.

    Kimberly Banow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that for the guy who keeps promising his mistress he'll leave his wife?

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha Ha Ha how very optimistic.

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a divorce filing kit for your married boyfriend or girlfriend!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ergo, if you purchase your love a computer mouse for Valentine's, it will lead to divorce.

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    #7

    Wait Say What?

    Wait Say What?

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    LittleGrayMouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Clayton has a nice birthday though

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably supposed to be a lower case s. But you know...

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I could not figure out what it was supposed to be.

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    Johanna Zamora
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't this higher? *giggles like an idiot*

    Anouk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I would get a dong that never ends for Valentine's Day *sad face*

    Ron Deacon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says song but yeah it looks more like a d than an s

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the song is... "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.

    LittleGrayMouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even funnier for Koreans (dong means poo)😂😂😂

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    #8

    I Death You

    I Death You

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sloth is a little too close to loathe to make this 'pun' even work correctly...

    Amanda Avey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh damn, I got this for my BF and didn't even realize it looks like "death"

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully your boyfriend won't notice either haha

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    TrueRavenclaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister got this for valentines day. I thought it was kind of cute 😕

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is one option supposed to be better?

    Matthew Hyder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that's cursive for sloth and not death actually. :p Kind of a weird pun though...

    Sophie Whitbread
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first thought it said: “I death you”.

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    #9

    Heart Shape Headphone Splitter Looks Like A Nut Sack

    Heart Shape Headphone Splitter Looks Like A Nut Sack

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    N G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The designer had balls

    Robert Greene
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the owner of a nut sack, first thing jumping to MY mind is PAIN

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all agree it looks like a heart. Instead of having all these dirty thoughts!

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or breasts (nipple connect)

    Trisha Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jon, dear sweet apparently never seen boobs up close fella, uhm nipples are not located in those positions unless something has gone terribly awry.

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    Crazy Cow Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking it looked more like a uterus with Fallopian tubes.

    Amy John
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so it's not just me who thinks hearts look like butts...

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    #10

    Um, Yeah. Not The Valentine's Day Gift You Really Wanna Give Or Get

    Um, Yeah. Not The Valentine's Day Gift You Really Wanna Give Or Get

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    Daniel Losinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that usually given for free?

    Lamia Bravo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it's usually paid with dinner and wine,so this could be a good deal

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    Cody Eriksen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get pest prevention"... next to the crab sigh

    EM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that that was done on purpose.

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or some nice lingerie and pubic lice...

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well..... King crabs... In a sauce... Not a bad Valentine dinner.

    John
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gift that keeps on giving...

    Fire Bird
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, after you get crabs and you have enjoyed them for awhile, you can go back and get pest prevention afterwards.

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    #11

    Great Idea For Valentine's Day

    Great Idea For Valentine's Day

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ad brought to by PornHub

    Starflower
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because your face needs work?

    Trisha Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of me wants to know what else is in the gift package, but most of me just thinks "oh hell no".

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another organization embarrassing itself by being naive about porn trends.

    Fire Bird
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this sign is in someone's yard.

    Meme Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever thought of this has the brain of a pervert

    #12

    This Is Either The Best Valentines Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentines Day Gift

    This Is Either The Best Valentines Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentines Day Gift

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    Steve
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best - absolutely no issue with that. Although I can see that if your significant other was a vegetarian or vegan, you just might have a few problems on the day.

    Szama Bensmail
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha that would be really mean to gift it to a vegetarian person xD

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    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that old Bing Crosby song: "Let Me Call You Meatheart."

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Valentines I got you something you can cook for me. . . were the last words he spoke

    FHKW
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be selling hearts.

    Daria Zotova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, I'd love to be given one of those XD

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    #13

    Are Those Date Rape Pills In The Valentines Section Cvs?

    Are Those Date Rape Pills In The Valentines Section Cvs?

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    Potato
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they specifically for "women"? Do you need to buy a different one to date rape men? Asking for a friend.

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pink ones are for girls the blue ones are for boys.......One of my friends told me

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    Keyz Karanza
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a Bill Cosby CVS endorsement here somewhere.

    Harry Plopper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't have those pills at all in my opinion

    Jake Lutick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DWOULD THEY SELL DATE RAPE PILLS ANYWHERE?! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO KILL WHOEAVEHR MEADE ^TTHJIS WITH A RUSTEY CHAINSWAW NSVNJBGUDWYBGHJQEHQTW!IU@^%BEFN#@%^#*

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chainsaw? That's so last year, try growing bamboo and flesh-eating insects!

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    Jake Lutick
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THESE PIJLLKS SHOULDNDNT EVEND EXISTE NDBHYVBDHUJHCVFJD

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    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is completely beside the point, but why are they especially for women? Generally women and men don't have different sleeping pills do they?!

    Lilfish_74
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies and gentlemen.... not CVS. Thank you, good night. Tip your waiter.

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    Nostalgic Hyena
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why sedation drugs aren't sold.

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    #14

    What Not To Get Your Love For Valentine’s Day

    What Not To Get Your Love For Valentine’s Day

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    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey,they have the "divorce kit" above,also quite a bargain! For when this gift backfires...

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure if you buy that for loved one, you WON'T be getting any love tonight

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your fat honey....last Valentines for you!

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she will give you a kick in the pills

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell you my wife would NOT like this as any gift.

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    #15

    Walmart Valentine's Day Fail

    Walmart Valentine's Day Fail

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    Cody Eriksen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought, How cute. What's wrong with that? *Click* Oh. BRAHAAAAHHAAA!!

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometime's nuttin by yourself is the best, you dont have to cuddle afterwards.

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha I love this on so many levels.

    Phil The Computer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this guy! To the point! Who cares about actually having the relationship with a woman, let's skip that, and get an egg donation instead!

    Anna Mitchell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly a ‘lost in translation’. I’ve never heard of masturbation being referred to as ‘nutting’. It doesn’t look dodgy at all to me.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you never been on the internet before?

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    #16

    I Love You To The And Moon Back!

    I Love You To The And Moon Back!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Model: what the hell, they're paying me

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people have such trouble flow words with on design layouts?

    Dario Agrillo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least, it's better than rape pills...

    Christopher Dixon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fly me to the and moon back, if you'll baby...if you'll baby my be. - Garden Savage

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put that pillow away, Meghan. Your "re getting married to Prince Henry. You will never have to work again.

    Reid Miles
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with it. My mom has alwasys said thzt to my nephew.

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    #17

    Love Yourfelf

    Love Yourfelf

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    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felf is a friend of mine...

    Scott KROKEN
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a new font called Covfefe.

    EM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't the font's fault, it is an actual typo.

    Barbara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's miswritten, not a font problem

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuh this reminded me of Phteven XD

    Joe Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biggest problem with these ads would be the terrible apostrophe placements.

    Sabal Minor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vase of the misaligned lower case s strikes again. In my old age my cursive gets all erratic I've noticed. Damned my hand wth?

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    #18

    Had To Take A Second Look At This Valentine's Card

    Had To Take A Second Look At This Valentine's Card

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    Phil The Computer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the pug borks once over its maximum and it starts doing weird s**t

    AbbiTabbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it's tongue... coming out of it's THROAT?!? I think this pug needs medical attention.

    Jessica Holladay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has one of those weird bottom lip plugs where there's a hole.

    Paul Kets
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trackeotomy Bobby strikes again.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Guinea Worms did necks too.

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    #19

    The Couple Chosen For This White Castle Valentine's Day Ad

    The Couple Chosen For This White Castle Valentine's Day Ad

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    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really wanna go there anymore....

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    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slider love? (yes, I know their burgers are called sliders) My dark mind is working overtime.

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can kind of understand this to a degree. It isn't like your "valentine" has to be someone you slip your c**k into. Besides, what woman is going to say "We don't have to go to Red Lobster. White Castle is fine".

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red Lobster IS the White Castle of seafood.

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    Alan Turns 9
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute! They takin reservations at WHITE CASTLE!!???

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a real thing, and people make reservations for white castle on valentines day. The first time i thought they were kidding but I tried going by a location on V-day and they had flowers on the tables and the place was packed.

    serena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I hate the internet. There's nothing wrong with a dad taking out his daughter for Valentine's Day.

    Ana T.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes , yes it is. valentines day is love (couples) for that is dads day when all the family can go out

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's just really short and petite...

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " ...spread the slider love.." what is that ?

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    #20

    Special Hugs Anyone?

    Special Hugs Anyone?

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    Anna Mitchell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s clearly got another arm on the other side. At least, I hope it does.

    Abbie Catania
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear god, that has to be on purpose.

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an arm or are you just happy to see me?

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    #21

    Valentine's Lollypop

    Valentine's Lollypop

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    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let it be intentional.

    Meme Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???

    Fiorella Barcelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name literally means suck suck. It's just not meant for children

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't turn it upside down. You're trying too hard

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    #22

    Really Awkward Valentine's Gift Idea

    Really Awkward Valentine's Gift Idea

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    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the "unsee" button here?!?!?

    N G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a big fan of this...

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you event want a fan on a cuddly toy? This is such a weird design!

    Allayna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what even was it supposed to be? D:

    Meme Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT THAT THEY KNEW.... They F***ed up

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    #23

    Unfaithful? Really?

    Unfaithful? Really?

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    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it says 'share the love'...

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sharing" suggests ethical non-monogamy, while "unfaithful" implies unethical non-monogamy.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...also that movie is like 15 years old... and terrible

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    #24

    Cupid Giving Some "Love" To An Unsuspecting Heart

    Cupid Giving Some "Love" To An Unsuspecting Heart

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    Cringeworthy Potato Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaah its an arm its an ARMMMMM DONT THINK OF IT LIKE THAT

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    #25

    I'm Sorry Reese's, But Your Attempt At A Heart Looks Like A Nutsack

    I'm Sorry Reese's, But Your Attempt At A Heart Looks Like A Nutsack

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    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some really long balls you're seeing there.

    Trisha Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can ya tie 'em in a bow? Caaaaaan you throw 'em over... you know these of kind of personal questions aren't they?

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    Not Your Average Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was two cockroaches doing it lol

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's chocolate and peanut butter, so who cares

    Christopher Troisi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be hard for the poster, whose ball sack looks like a lump of s**t

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That may just be one defected one that bent

    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    #26

    Pretty Sure That 1/2 Of This Valentine's Bamboo Heart Plant Is Dead

    Pretty Sure That 1/2 Of This Valentine's Bamboo Heart Plant Is Dead

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    SUN-!-@
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Till death do us part...

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually left bamboo seems to push to the right so i think that left bamboo pushed right bamboo out and caused it's death. It's all metaphorical about murdering your beloved. Think this. You have 4 hours.

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    GraceLOL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What love is actually like ...

    Allayna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's always that one couple

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a one-sided relationship.

    Dario Agrillo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to tell me something...?

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a passive-aggressive message-gift...

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    #27

    This Valentine's Day "Love" Banner

    This Valentine's Day "Love" Banner

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    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the plural for "lol" ? hmmm

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a french person talking about bullfighting? l'ole!

    Meme Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHA This is so hilarious

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of this mistake there must be a "vove" banner somewhere.

    Sabal Minor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask Pee Wee Herman- lole lole lol

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    #28

    Is This Really The Best Design For Valentine's Gift?

    Is This Really The Best Design For Valentine's Gift?

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    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm slightly concerned about this whole "chocolate flavoured candy" thing. I know what chocolate is, and I know that candy is an umbrella term for sweets, but what on earth is chocolate flavoured candy?!

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a product that is not legally sellable when labeled as actual chocolate. You need a certain percentage of actual chocolate to be legally able to advertise as chocolate (truth in advertising). Since chocolate is a relatively expensive ingredient (emphasis on "relatively"), cheap garbage candy uses other non-chocolate ingredients to keep the profits high and to appeal to cheap buyers.

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    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    broken hearts not that unusual, sadly to say

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Don't see what's so bad. You give a piece of your heart to each person you care about.

    #29

    Valentine's Day Massacre

    Valentine's Day Massacre

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You still have 11 days. Fix the sign.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why designers go to school. Apparently it needs to be made into a habit to plan out your project before you start it... No, you don't need school for that, but it helps to have process beaten into you (killing your artistic intrinsic motivation, alas).

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah, remember not to drink and drive...

    Trisha Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Measure none-ce cut all the give a s**t before you even attempt the endeavor.

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    #30

    They're Rolling Out The Valentine's Day Stuff Early At Target, But I Don't Think They Really Thought This One Through

    They're Rolling Out The Valentine's Day Stuff Early At Target, But I Don't Think They Really Thought This One Through

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    Joe Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you have no problem with the heart being an "o" in love, but you can't see it on the hello? Reaching hard here

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HELL LVE ❤️❤️

    Michał Jastrzębski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for everyone with a toxic partner, I guess...?

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    #31

    Happy Valentines Day!

    Happy Valentines Day!

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    Cherie Barnard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me too strongly of a valentines card I made my bf, signed "Love, Me". He kept on asking who "Me" was. I was like, dude... its literally ME. I MADE you this card! And he laughed and said he thought I was showing him a card that I got from someone else. Adorable idiot.

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could write it as, "Today, I've loved you for ∞ days"

    proud slytherin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g hell: not only are they so bloody dumb to spell 'you' incorrectly they also can't make 'i' a f*****g capital letter.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they might be missing Yugoslavia...

    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I have loved "YU" for x-days but no more after today :P

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    #32

    Happy Valentine Day Sample Text

    Happy Valentine Day Sample Text

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again these owls with "sample text". This makes me want to investigate, but I'm too lazy.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So was the cake prep person. Or whatever the hell that's supposed to be.

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    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sample text" : that's one of the most romantic things I've ever read. LOL

    Dario Agrillo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first try was with an USB pen displayed on the cake...

    #33

    The Word Choice On This Valentine's Puzzle...

    The Word Choice On This Valentine's Puzzle...

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the "Welcome to Alabama" guy

    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a valentine's card anyway? Am I missing something?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little kids' cards for school are neutral, funny, friendly, cute etc. Romantic messages for 3-12 year olds would be creepy!

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    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am struggling to relate this to valentines day? Yes I get that incest and insect use the same letters but how is this valentine related?

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    #34

    Product Helping You To Tell That Your Valentine Smells

    Product Helping You To Tell That Your Valentine Smells

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you give someone a puzzle of candy? Just give them the damned candy and stop with the teasing!

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for a dollar these days, China is moving up

    Lucy Hill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and are worth spending a grand total of $1 on

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    #35

    A Perfect Message For Your Special Valentine

    A Perfect Message For Your Special Valentine

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    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ho pey ousee howspecial you areto me

    Fish Wuz Here
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw the first 4 letters, IHOP...... i'm outta here folks.

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