ADVERTISEMENT

It seems that for every pop culture icon, at least 2,374,551 knock-offs enter the market, trying to make a dollar off of the famous name. But some of them are so bad, so laughably terrible, that it's impossible to imagine anyone mistaking them for the real thing.

I mean, there's Groot and then there's Greg. RoboCop and SilverCop. Sonic and... Blue Speed Mouse.

If someone has bought one of these abominations — and I really hope nobody did — it's just because they forgot their friend's birthday and walked into a store 5 minutes before the party, saw a stupid thing on a shelf, and thought it would make a funny joke of a present. That's it. I refuse to believe there's another reason why people would spend money on this stuff. Many just take a picture of these items, send the image to an Instagram account called Ugly Bootlegs, and put it right back. And that's enough.

Here are some of the most absurd pictures Ugly Bootlegs has received so far.

More info: Instagram

#1

Technically Not A Bootleg But....

uglybootlegs Report

Harris Fadhilah
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate my mind.. anddd stop.. "my wife is pregnant?" I hope this just a dream

Vorknkx
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, no one's commenting on the "bee syrup" thing? :D

Raine Soo
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like a very bad arts and crafts project.

Yessika Cobbin
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly thats rude at it looks like they put some effort into it

Load More Replies...
J
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is from Chris the Simpsons artist or a rip off of his work.

View more comments

The Internet, however, is not helping the authorities to fight the rise of counterfeit goods and other phony products. For example, like Ganda Suthivarakom pointed out in Wirecutter, many shoppers don't realize this, but the majority of listings on Amazon aren't actually for items sold by Amazon itself. They're run by third-party sellers. And even though a lot of third-party sellers are law-abiding merchants, many of them are peddling fakes.

A huge Wall Street Journal investigation in 2019 revealed that Amazon has listed "thousands of banned, unsafe, or mislabeled products," from dangerous children's products to electronics with fake certifications. The Verge said that even Amazon's listings for its own line of goods are "getting hijacked by impostor sellers." Furthermore, CNBC found that the company has shipped expired foods (including baby formula) to customers, highlighting its inability to monitor something as basic as an expiration date.

RELATED:
    #2

    Too Good #spinner 📷: @danksimpsons

    uglybootlegs Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually clever, if rather weird.

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really knock-off or like a clever pun

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually amazing!

    ADVERTISEMENT

    The sale of counterfeit items represents around 3.3 percent of world trade, according to the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, an international group with 36 member countries (including the US) that provides analysis and policy recommendations. The value of seized goods in the US (if they'd been real) was almost $1.4 billion in 2018, according to data by the US Customs and Border Protection.

    But while law enforcement agencies have been reporting carcinogensbacteria, and waste from both humans and rodents in counterfeit cosmetics, and fake chargers and cheaply-made lithium ion batteries are threatening to damage our electronics, at least we get some really ugly bootlegs we can laugh at.

    #3

    Technically A Bootleg, Definitely Not Ugly & 100% Badass.
creation By @labmonkeynumber9

    uglybootlegs Report

    Aisling Allan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just the best.

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nightmare fuel is the only way to describe this as

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darth Vader, the Scorpion King.

    Kosh1k
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I would buy this

    View more comments
    #4

    Who's Ready For The New Avengers? 📷: @comicbook_ads

    uglybootlegs Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The worlds collide”

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually seems like a really good name for a superhero movie.

    Load More Replies...
    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wear this shirt proudly.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people would notice you for sure

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    Still Not Dead. I Literally Have Had About 50 People Send Me This In The Last Couple Of Days. Created By The Psychologically Questionable, And Obvious Genius @obviousplant

    uglybootlegs Report

    Guy Levin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhh that's a parody by obviousplant

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Obvious Plant" is NEVER real. Just objects planted into stores. for fun. Not something you can actually buy.

    Major B. Good
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Token Girl: there's a superhero to inspire our children

    Soph the Loaf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Knighty Knight" I'm sorry but I frickin love that.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Detective Horse, Bad Horse's arch nemesis.

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wonderful tales and stories of the all mighty fedora Ron, hacker boy and Greg

    Average Grizzlies Fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. My favorite superhero; Regular Raccoon

    View more comments
    #6

    Enter Caption
📷: @wherethetoysare

    uglybootlegs Report

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark Hamill in "Hangover V"!

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a bleeding Picasso.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see John Ratzenberger?

    Bored.Paige
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost didn’t see anything wrong with this but his eyes are sooo captivating

    View more comments
    #7

    Blue Speed Mouse™
📷: @turtles_are_dank

    uglybootlegs Report

    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One size fits most is the real joke here

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder "One size fits most what?"

    Load More Replies...
    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mask isn't even included!

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, it only says it contains the blue t-shirt.

    Nevid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have to be quick, have to be quick. Have to be quicker, quicker, quicker, quicker, quicker!"

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the kid whose parents bought them this for Halloween

    Micah64
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know: Sonic was originally going to be called "Mr. Needlemouse"?

    Party Poison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    note that what it includes is "Blue Shirt"

    IFXO
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is boiling rnnn... Don't do this to Sonic! You could've just sold the blue shirt.

    Yellow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom- Honey ur costume came Kid- yay (try’s it on) it doesn’t fit! Mom- welp I guess u rnt like most, which part doesn’t fit? Kid- the shirt Mom- oh

    View more comments
    #8

    Elsa™️
📷: @dannydevitostoupee

    uglybootlegs Report

    FauxRealFauxSho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mom, I think you should have bought something elsa, pun fully intended.”

    Ian Milne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa’s been flattened by a steamroller

    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was the bag suppose to be miss piggy at first?

    MoonCrusher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    elsa and the power puff girls

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa's got a bit of water retention

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    🔥🔥🔥
📷: @foldedshirts Via @ermsy

    uglybootlegs Report

    Loren
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E.T's cheated on him with Garfield... They had a kid.

    Load More Replies...
    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably would enjoy a lasagna topped with Reese’s Pieces

    Adam Rindegård
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS THE LOVE CHILD OF JABBA, ET AND GARFIELD lol pls dont downvote

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E.T. was one of my favorite movies growing up. Garfield was my favorite comic/cartoon. Put them together and you get something that should never be allowed to exist. Deleting memory now.

    CharliAnn Olney
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then, E.T, and Garfield got married and had a bouncing baby ...

    Grace Note
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E.T. wants lasagne.

    View more comments
    #10

    When Sunday Turns Into Monday.
.
📷:@juliemarie.03

    uglybootlegs Report

    Ian Milne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so that’s what Darwin meant?

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing too hard...😂😂😂😂😂

    View more comments
    #11

    @fakefiles Brining The 🔥🔥🔥!

    uglybootlegs Report

    Levi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just kind of do it

    Polina Semeniuk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh, Why Is Nike So Prone To Knockoffs?

    Harris Fadhilah
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    "Naik pun boleh" Malaysian people react to

    View more comments
    #12

    Prongles™
"Once You Pop, That's Great!"
📷: @puppycodes

    uglybootlegs Report

    Jos Tiguidou
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt and Potato! If they have to state that it's a potato, does that mean you literally only get onions and cream in the other one??? I NEED TO KNOW!

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omions and Crean / Solt and Rotato

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are the ORIGINAL Prongles. Don't try to buy any other Prongle- like brand, it would be a knock-off.

    Prep To Lose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They stole a name, made a freaky logo, AND want you to pop. What happened to the world?

    Sanjeev Sharma
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pringles would get a heart attack seeing this.

    Mayank Rawal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are made by the guy who made the original card against humanity . lmao

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #13

    The Simpsons Band™
📷: @kalaka_toys
so Many Questions!!!!

    uglybootlegs Report

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Simpsons Band Of Brothers...

    Major B. Good
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Simpsons: proudly supported by your NRA

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skinny Homer is creeping me out

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, never mind that they're on a toy gun, skinny Homer is just weird!

    Load More Replies...
    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why homer look like that 💀💀💀💀

    Ramona Rhein
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even gonna ask.

    AyIsNotNineLike64
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that an Uzi is an instrument

    View more comments
    #14

    I'm Just Going To Place This Here....
📷: @toyfiend

    uglybootlegs Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LSD, Star Wars, and toy making don't mix

    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Package is correct, the item is not. It could be a racist remark.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same. Both the dog and the uglified face are very commonly found in racists' description of anyone who looks different. The suggestive pose as well.

    Load More Replies...
    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    For good reason. She was a truly dreadful character in every way. Nothing redeeming about her.

    Load More Replies...
    Ian Milne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a cross between a Doberman and a blow-up-doll

    Dreamwolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They literally took the head of one toy and attached it to another ones body and then put it in a box marked "Star Wars" like wtf

    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I felt about Rose.

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this was made by a bigoted troll, AKA Star Wars "fan".

    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Bigoted? Yeah, everything is about race, eh? The fall you see is a race, then you are more likely to be racist.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #15

    #pangea

    uglybootlegs Report

    Ava Musselman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wear this to school on purpose

    View more comments
    #16

    The King Of The Magic Rings ™
📷: @pepparkaksninja .
.
still My Favorite

    uglybootlegs Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the famous character from Lord Of The Rings. Jedi-Stormtrooper with a claymore.

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how the...character is holding the claymore tho

    Load More Replies...
    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Stormtrooper Of The Rings!

    Saara .
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These folks think kids are stupid

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he's holding the sword by the sharp end.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, no, wait, that's not where you grab the sword!!!"

    coolmagee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we call this the bilbo-luke-trooper

    Gabriel Cowley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya, i got a 50. cal sniper rifle can someone shoot me with it because i have seen enough

    View more comments
    #17

    Transformable Thomas™️
📷: @skreeeeongk_boom

    uglybootlegs Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they thought the Avengers was the best crossover ever, shows what they know.

    Deson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got one of these except with a different shield. I cal it my "Thomas the Trainsformer".

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a missed opportunity to call it Trainsformers and Friends.

    Malwin Wellham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas the train engine from Cybertron

    Gabriel Cowley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant even explain how hilarious this is

    View more comments
    #18

    These Would Be Sick For A Reboot. #wouldyoubuythis 📷: @zeeemdee

    uglybootlegs Report

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo I didn't see their fingers till I read your comment...

    Load More Replies...
    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something your obnoxious classmate would wear in 1995.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else notice mickey... um... right next to his fingers.... uhh... this is just gonna haunt every child...

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many things wrong with this

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was an actual song during the late 90s

    Gabriel Cowley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have seen it all, minnie is thick and mickey has a boner

    Eliyahu Rooff
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can guarantee this one isn't licensed. LOL

    Crissy Brandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really really want this! Like really really!

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, now I've got that shrill voice in my heads singing that.

    View more comments
    #19

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @t3_toys

    uglybootlegs Report

    Ian Milne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ET is giving a Hitler style salute.

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suske meets ET. (Suske is a Flemish comic book character BTW).

    Gabriel Cowley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow this explains every question in life, so next time you have a question, just look at ET in a back to the future motorcycle while hailing to hitler.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linda Hunt, NCIS Los Angeles action figure, dealing with ET, undocumented visitor.

    coolmagee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and we thought fortnite crossovers were good?!😆

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they never actually saw the movie.

    View more comments
    #20

    Enter Caption
📷: @bootleg_daycare

    uglybootlegs Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't find a species appropriate restroom.

    Torchicachu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like donatello mixed with the stay puft marshmallow guy

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenage mutant ninja Michelin man

    View more comments
    #21

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @lord_tello

    uglybootlegs Report

    Guy on the internet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but the guy in blue and white looks like he's sucking the other guy's d**k (plz dont downvote)

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the whole point of this being posted here

    Load More Replies...
    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, knock it off, you He-Man knockoffs! There are kids present!

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be that famous Catholic priest wrestler.

    Mina Molnar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know its actually not funny, But I had to laugh 😆

    Load More Replies...
    Harris Fadhilah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope,i can clean my eyes right now

    View more comments
    #22

    Boy & Mom Sampson
📷: @ohmyerotica

    uglybootlegs Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is mom Sampson staring into my soul?? 😭

    Malwin Wellham
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe put OJ Sampson in this to make a mind bending Crossover

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wanna talk to Sampson! Fly me to the moon like that b!*ch Alice Kramden!"

    Gabriel Cowley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the f**k this is officially my worst nightmare

    View more comments
    #23

    My Buddy @specialedtoys Finally Found His Grail. I’m Eventually Going Back To France Just To Find These Belle Merde.

    uglybootlegs Report

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's talk about the Yoda in the background.

    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what's worse. The ET knock off or the Yoda graffiti on the wall behind.

    Cynthia Bonville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2,000 years someone is going to do their postdoctoral thesis on this trio.

    Ann McNeil
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wars not make one great". I can get behind that ...

    Torchicachu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like the yoda in the background

    View more comments
    #24

    📷: @satangrabsbackward

    uglybootlegs Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it's been sitting in someone's basement for years...and just recently broke out

    Plinkety
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, 2020 has been a really tough year for Ernie!

    Valentina Vitale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy apocalyptic Ernie!! I don’t think we’re on Sesame St still, Bert!

    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen Kings ‘Sesame Street’

    The Redhead
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Ernie fell of the wagon.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely terrifying!

    Imma Letchoofinish
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ernie really let himself go after he broke up with Bert. Wow...thoughts and prayers.

    View more comments
    #25

    Sipdre-Nma™
📷: @clarkchan53

    uglybootlegs Report

    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: if you try to google sipdre nma, it will still look up Spider Man. Google, you clever.

    coolmagee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you're done with your work you can try this word scramble kids!

    Retro Dan™
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sipdre-nma, sipdre-nma, dseo wetharev a sipdre nac."

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sipdermna, Sipdermna, deos whatveer a Sipdermna cna!

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it didn't say 'cook sock'

    View more comments
    #26

    Alien-Man™
📷: @theeremedy Via @luis_lugo_23

    uglybootlegs Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get over the inspirational message. What sort of hokum is that?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this message from outer space is just too deep for us all.

    Load More Replies...
    Sarah O'Dwyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I love is that the picture on the package is Bolaji Badejo, who played the alien.

    Ovi Rio
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why the toy is alien in human body but hte picture said otherwise?

    coolmagee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he dared to dream, and never stopped believin-GLOWS IN THE DARK!

    Gabriel Cowley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no you cant get it as half man half alien instead you get 85% man and 15% alien

    View more comments
    #27

    ✨¡¡¡need A Pair!!!✨
📷: @cfritolemon

    uglybootlegs Report

    Bee Jairrels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your too broke to buy Nikes

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people will put a logo on anything.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, i turned my laptop to different angles to get a sense of what this is supposed to be and how to use it... i turned my laptop up side down, to the sides and to every angle in existence... now i still have one question.... what is this supposed to be?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, just buy these maybe, then wait for 10 years and they will be highly fashionable.

    Linda Williams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to call sandals Jesus- nikes when we were kids

    View more comments
    #28

    Squad Goals™
📷:@bigfriendlyjoe

    uglybootlegs Report

    Smitten Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the probably highly poisonous paint, I like these coz they're not made of plastic.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pale cadaver Woody is somewhat frightening.

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woody looking like he got a face lift

    Nezuko chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is woody staring into my soul???????🫣😱

    coolmagee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and whats up with his hands?

    coolmagee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is woody staring into my soul?

    john turner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel my soul being sucked away by those eyes. Brrr

    View more comments
    #29

    Enter Caption™️
📷: The @kalaka_toys Collection

    uglybootlegs Report

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone took 'eat my shorts' a little too literally.

    coolmagee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im scared of clocks now😢

    Idiot McStupid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s not something you see every day

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racer motercycle, wander where is the fadercycle?

    View more comments
    #30

    Mexican Bootlegs Are Rad!!!
📷: @nostalgic_collector

    uglybootlegs Report

    Brivid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are supposed to be Ninja Turtles. I am a child of the 80's but I can't figure out what is wrong with them. Does anybody know?

    Gavin Bothwell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these seem quite legit, why would the be on a list for terrible knock-offs if they're this good?

    Jeff Gile
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its less that they're translucent and more about the single color body. A majority of bootleg figures use single grades of plastic so they keep cost down. Versus multi- layer molding with different colors

    Molly Parker Ronan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all smiling while being mad😖

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenage Mutant See-Through Turtles!

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they got the bandana color/weapon combos correctly, unlike countless other knock-offs :P

    Polina Semeniuk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Power Rangers Meets Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    View more comments
    #32

    Kat Kot™
📷: @clarkchan53
.
who Would Eat One?

    uglybootlegs Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kot is a german word for sh*t :D

    Lil~Griffin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like have a heart attack !

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kot means male cat in Russian

    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? I can't unsee this

    #33

    A Tick Tock Orange Juice™️

    uglybootlegs Report

    Young Minami Kotaro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "FOR THAT FRESH SQUEEZED FLAVA" say no more...

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stun your family with your rendition of "Singin' in the Rain'!

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy cow. I'm laughing so hard from this 😂😂

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A Clockwork Orange" will never be the same again.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, it’s “tick tick orange juice”🤪😂

    Load More Replies...
    #34

    Can't Get Over How Rad This Thing Is! Excellent Design, Excellent Execution. @betterdaystoys Is Killing It!

    uglybootlegs Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See kids this is what your children will look like if you marry your cousin don’t do it

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what this is supposed to be a knock-off of, but it looks intentionally humorous to me.

    J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that kids head in between his legs was stuck to his pants!

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did this even get into the market?!

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a childs face right under the-

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kids face at the bottom tho

    View more comments
    #35

    🚨mighty Car 🚨.
. $35 Shipped In The Us #movingsale

    uglybootlegs Report

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity the fool who doesn't like this.

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know! It's Felix Leiter, the CIA agent in James Bond movies!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/yEy3CCSgYZY?t=73

    #36

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @kalaka_toys

    uglybootlegs Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s this? And why is Bart humping it?

    Ben Stubbs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tattoo gun made from an electric toothbrush? x

    Load More Replies...
    El muerto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A homemade tattoo machine ...in the olden days when you couldn't get them in a store...great times

    #37

    #🍄 #🍕 📷: @bootleg_daycare

    uglybootlegs Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Pedophile

    TheCanadianShark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, there goes a weeks worth of sleep

    #38

    Funny Person™️
modern And Elegant Fashion

    uglybootlegs Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Development Own Elephant Space'?!

    manon M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    modern and elegant in fashion ;]

    Load More Replies...
    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes no sense i love it💀💀💀

    Jasmina Pavlovic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oii, what did they do to Mr. Potatoe Head??? 😳

    Bellatrix Lestrange
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They seem to be a person. I wonder if they are funny?

    #40

    Enter Caption
📷: @starlight.house.collectibles

    uglybootlegs Report

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know ET's bestie is Chuck Norris

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eliot grew up like a foxy 70’s porn star

    #41

    Enter Caption.
📷: @t3_toys

    uglybootlegs Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You fed him after midnight, didn’t you?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually kind of cute.

    #42

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @yumyum_toys

    uglybootlegs Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill Me Elmo, the less known Tickle Me Elmo's cousin

    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right: Elmo, Left: Elmo shaved

    #43

    Enter Caption 📷: @gummivenus Via @simpsonstreasuretrove

    uglybootlegs Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momo and Bart Simpson had a baby?!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Bort Sompo! "Cease your possession a female bovine, adult human male."

    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Bart married momo and had a child

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scared to close my eyes or ill dream about those eyes

    #44

    Game Child™
📷: @armpit Via @ermsy

    uglybootlegs Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get when Game Mother and Game Father love each other...

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to be the poor kid who requested a Game Boy and got this instead.

    Mason Kline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's made in Chianor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7JuNHFBRnM

    Niamh McVeigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, the Game Child is real? I thought Ashens made that up.

    #45

    Silver Cop™️
📷: @motu_kollector

    uglybootlegs Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GoldCop and BronzeCop sold separately! Limited edition TitaniumCaptain also available.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re not wrong though

    #46

    The Sinpsons™️
📷: @rorro.ignatius

    uglybootlegs Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, i hate it when Homber Sinpson drops Quadraliens on my snap bracelet!

    SkellyBoy Roasts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the sinpsons💀💀💀💀💀

    #47

    Supre Heroes™️
📷: @goawaychris

    uglybootlegs Report

    #48

    The Sinpsons™️
📷: @kalaka_toys
.
anyone Beat This Game?

    uglybootlegs Report

    #49

    📷: @junkfed

    uglybootlegs Report

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a pair of antlers and deer ears on his head and a glowing red nose on his nose and he'd now be Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer if Don Bluth drew him.

    #50

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @cfritolemon

    uglybootlegs Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that Rugrats episode where Tommy suddenly grew into an adult and played basketball in Sacramento? Yeah, I don't either

    Maisha Mir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one seems more like someone took Tommy's head and put it on a basketball figurine. But gosh I hope it isn't.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that’s exactly what it is

    Load More Replies...
    #51

    Ninja Hero™️
📷: @kalaka_toys

    uglybootlegs Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of the battletoads and bossk join forces to kill... uuuuh... glados or someone, i dunno.

    #52

    Space Robot™️
📷: @j_greenblatt

    uglybootlegs Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely not the droid I was looking for.

    Load More Replies...
    Little Zoologist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C3PO is having a bad day... His face. °-°

    #53

    R2 Kill 2™
📷: @starwarsbootlegs

    uglybootlegs Report

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R2D2 is packing some serious weaponry!

    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly feel a strange need to start collecting knock off R2D2 toys

    #54

    Galaxy Cop
📷: @toddjamesreas

    uglybootlegs Report

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone would buy it 'ironically' for that, I bet. Some toy collectors do collect knock-offs, lol.

    Load More Replies...
    #55

    📷: @falcontoys

    uglybootlegs Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Yoda in the back looks like he's wearing a disco shirt.

    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yerda, mrs. yoda, Yoodo, Yada, yuda, Yogada and YOOODA

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda on the far right looks like he's going to hump somebody.

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #56

    Enter Caption 📷: @officialscatmancrothers

    uglybootlegs Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mutant ninja hippos hippo power!

    Loren
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Hippos didn't do anything to deserve that! 😜

    Load More Replies...
    #57

    New Arrival™️
📷: @caioconceicao

    uglybootlegs Report

    Bubbs Art
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what shrooms do to you

    Nopunintendo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that it's 25 bucks is upsetting

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean... mario could very well be buff. Or luigi

    Young Minami Kotaro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upgraded version of Luigi.. good for Luigi.. nothing's wrong here 😁

    #58

    Return Of The Jed No Eyes
📷:@uptomyneck_

    uglybootlegs Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Episode 6, Chewie discovers a grey hair.

    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognise this. Someone has taken the original Kenner Chewbacca toy and cast a solid mold from it. I'm mildly offended 🤣

    #59

    🐣🐰happy Easter 🐰🐣 .
.📷: @steveseeleyart

    uglybootlegs Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, those are cool

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy crap, I have no idea what this is, but I love it!

    J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff of nightmares.

    #60

    Klingon Mutant Ninja Turtles™️
.
does Anyone Have Info On These?.
.
📷: @lexigoesthrifting

    uglybootlegs Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heroes swinging Bat'leths, petaQ Qapla'!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, Klingon Mutant Ninja Turtles. Worf's favorite cartoon as a young child. You should hear it in the original Klingon, just like Shakespeare.

    #61

    Argentine Et’s For My Buddy @specialedtoys

    uglybootlegs Report

    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or does the ET figure look like the Globglogagalab

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the mask allows you to look down your nose at people

    #62

    Tooly™️
iamking©️

    uglybootlegs Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *repeatedly bashes tooly upside the head with an LNG tanker*

    #63

    Happy Birthday Malcolm X... #olmectoys Is One Of My Favorite Toy Lines Of 80’s/90’s. If You’ve Never Of Them I Encourage To Check It Out.

    uglybootlegs Report

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with this? It’s a collectible figurine of Malcolm X.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was on a birthday post for Malcom X on Instagram. Not a bootleg. "1994 Olmec Toys: Our Powerful Black Leaders Series - #2 Malcolm X"

    Bored.Paige
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who can’t read tiny the “EXTRA” card says: includes: 1” figure with possible arms and head podium with microphone and collectible card.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your scientists were too occupi- Nevermind. This is neat.

    #64

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @rorro.ignatius

    uglybootlegs Report

    Plinkety
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no-one ever suspected that He-Man's secret identity was Colin, the chartered accountant from Chiswick

    J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His nipples look weird!

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    taking the head off one toy and putting it on another is not a "knock-off"

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just woken up and realized his head's on a completely different body

    #65

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @doctor_petete_

    uglybootlegs Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, i know what you're thinking: "Snitties." And you know that's what i'm thinking. But, i am going to bring up something else that i'm thinking: "Why does it have legs?".

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #66

    Seems Legit.
📷: @freakishpleasures

    uglybootlegs Report

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was probably official Japanese Star Wars merchandise.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's Chinese. No katakana or hiragana anywhere, which for children's merchandise is basically unheard-of in Japan.

    Load More Replies...
    #68

    Enter Caption.
.
📷: @beefunicorn_toys Via @chiqsland (Check Out Her Illustrations)

    uglybootlegs Report

    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE BEJEEZUS IS THAT THING

    #70

    Enter Caption™
📷: @prakosoanto

    uglybootlegs Report

    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really do not choose you. Never. Get away.

    #71

    #sharphandjoe And #sungold Friends
📷: @scar1321

    uglybootlegs Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do the mash. They do the monster mash

    Tim Mannens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The back one looks like Arnold Swarzenegger

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the most bored-looking movie monsters I've ever seen

    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or the grey vampire guy looks like Arnold Scwanger?

    #72

    Check Out @artisdead. On Sale Now!!!

    uglybootlegs Report

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did BartHulk eat Barts shorts?

    Bored.Paige
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now with mini ooze-boy Ooze girl and mini ooze girl sold separately...

    #74

    Roaring™
📷: @elcristalencantado

    uglybootlegs Report

    #75

    Enter Caption

    uglybootlegs Report

    J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spongebob eatmypants!

    Paul Bucknall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bart after being run over by a steamroller?

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #76

    Butterfly Woman™️
📷: @toyboxing .
.
one Of My Favorite Toy Lines #olmectoys. Technically It’s Not A Bootleg But They Did Base They’re Toy Lines On Existing Popular Toys.

    uglybootlegs Report

    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This led me into a deep internet hole where I discovered Sun-Man and the Heroes of the Sun, and The Butterfly Women. In 1985 Yla Eason and her husband set out to create a line of non Caucasian superhero toys after her three year old son told her that he wanted to be like He-Man but couldn't because he wasn't white. After discovering that there were no black superhero toys on the market that weren't either villains or sidekicks to white characters, the couple founded a company to design and produce a range of characters of different ethnicities. They seem to have been quite successful, but information in English is scarce as they seem to have been most popular outside of the United States. That's pretty cool.

    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butterfly Woman. Half cat, half woman, zero butterfly. I love it.

    Imma Letchoofinish
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from the RuPaul's Drag Race line of action figures.

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half cat, half woman, half butterfly. Cousin to Man Bear Pig.

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...Is she part butterfly, part cat, or part fox?

    #77

    Magnetic Star Warriors™
📷: @obscuraantiques

    uglybootlegs Report

    Deson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Wars meets Beatles Yellow Submarine

    Imposmate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would care about these enough to "Trade 'em... Swap 'em"?

    #78

    I Know, I Know Not A Bootleg But...
📷: @coppercowboy

    uglybootlegs Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like they just gave up the farther down they went.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baby lieutenant Dan, you got new legs

    #79

    Enter Caption 📷: @borjaprieto

    uglybootlegs Report

    #81

    Enter Caption.
.
📷: @rorro.ignatius

    uglybootlegs Report

    VolkswagenPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH I thought he was flipping us off with his right hand

    #82

    Enter Caption.
. 📷: @aho_aho_art

    uglybootlegs Report

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're probably thinking of the Habsburgs. The Windsors are only distantly related.

    Load More Replies...
    #84

    The Corps™
📷: @toys1980

    uglybootlegs Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #86

    Team Force™️
📷: @mdrsalomao

    uglybootlegs Report

    #88

    Samson Turtle™️
📷: @rorro.ignatius

    uglybootlegs Report

    #89

    Seems Legit
.
. 📷: @retrogimmicktoys

    uglybootlegs Report

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the worst thing about this is the suggestion that Wolverine is taller than Magneto.

    #90

    When You Thunk You’ve Seen It All.
ninjas™️
📷: @cololopeztattoo

    uglybootlegs Report

    FauxRealFauxSho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle-aged Indiscriminate Ninja Tortoises!

    #92

    Superhero Alliance™️
📷: @motu_kollector .
who Would Watch This Movie?

    uglybootlegs Report

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And without reading a single Batman comic...

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the bootleggers had a surplus of those little toy guns

    #95

    ¿sup?
sorry I Haven't Posted In A While. I'm Not Dead Yet.
__________________
mobile Cop™
📷: @savage.division

    uglybootlegs Report

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy it... Closer enough than the Galactic Man...

    Paul Bucknall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming to a service station near you!

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #97

    Enter Caption
.
.
📷:@ianburkard

    uglybootlegs Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst paint job I've ever seen.

    J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ronald McDonald has seriously let himself go.

    Desiree Cretan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's going to a Kiss concert

    #99

    Idk If It's Licensed But It's Pretty Rad!
📷: @gregmishka

    uglybootlegs Report

    Mariano Ferraz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Brazilian version of the A team. It was licensed, not bootlegged.

    #100

    Action Figure™️
📷: @chances_toy_collection

    uglybootlegs Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

    Blinding_Darkness
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something my mum would get me for Christmas. I'm a girl.

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... the’re not wrong, if it’s articulate it is an action figure.

    #102

    By The Power Of James Earl Jones.
📷: @kalaka_toys

    uglybootlegs Report

    Desiree Cretan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that or the Star Wars version of Legen of the Hidden Temple.

    Load More Replies...
    #103

    Enter Caption
📷: @thriftstoreart

    uglybootlegs Report

    #105

    Fantastic Stars™
📷: @hemania

    uglybootlegs Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #106

    💖👽💖
📷: @pins_and_love

    uglybootlegs Report

    Young Minami Kotaro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many of them.. can't take it anymore.. please

    murphy's law affected one
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like some kind of ancient idols waiting sacrifices

    Cynthia Bonville
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More material for the thesis! Hot damn, they might even have a whole wing of a university about them.

    #107

    Future Strength™
📷: Blog.uofmuscle.com Via @mannleetoys

    uglybootlegs Report

    #108

    Sport-92™️
📷: @chances_toy_collection

    uglybootlegs Report