People Are Cracking Up At These Spot-On Tweets About The Winter Season

I don't know where my journey will end, nor do I know where to start./ So wake me up when it's all over/ When the days ain't getting colder/ All this time I was finding myself, but it's still dark.

Follow-up tweet: winter pants is also "no need to shave your legs daily" season 🙂

Because it’s not that cold

Someone should invent slippers, but for hands. Maybe with a place for each finger, so you can still hold things.

I am Bear 🐻

It’s so dark at 5pm

She's...right...in a way🤷☃️

Feeling my way through the dark days

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Absofrigginlutly!!!!!

I have to remind my 14 year-old that she, in fact, is allowed to wear a coat to school. A hoodie doesn’t always cut it, children.

Only 5 left!

Looks like Shrek

Its so cold even Frozone is cold

Winter Break Day 17: All hope is lost. Have sent children out to retreive booze.

"Parkor!!" (In Michael voice)

And?

Also, in Montana

Being the chonky cat that I am I too rely on this method

See, Trump fixed global warming! /s

My office is like this in the summer. It'll be 90°f (32.2°c) and the office will be cold enough to hang meat.

Maybe in a few years. Maybe.

Haha. I know a few Canadians that are perma-frosty. Person I'm hot as H pretty much 24/7. Maybe it's because I am a well rounded Canadian 🤔😅

Oh yes 🙄

me in the winter: covered in twenty blankets wondering what i am doing with my life

Fond memories of having to dig out the shed that the shovels were in. And people ask why I'd want to live a desert...

Yep this is my stop see you in 3 months

That’s impressively evil.

Same Benjamin, same

I used to iron my bed. Modern warming pan I suppose

Me on bored panda

🤣

Heck froze over!

It’s ok, you can look at the Christmas tree later when they thaw

All the introverts be like, "Oh s**t, there's people"

I can't feel either of my chins.

Of course.

On the 7th day of Winter Break my children have to me: 7 sleepless nights, 6 broken objects, 5 untouched plates of food, 4 sibling fights, 3 irrational arguments, 2 bouts with hight blood pressure, and one massive headache.

Did you find it in the "school supplies" section ?!

"But mommy he's dying!"

When you trip over the dog $hit instead of stepping in it.

The pain continues in summer in Australia, as schools require sun hats and sometimes sunglasses

How they don't fight?

People at my school used to draw accessories onto people’s faces

Nothing like kids to remind you that you should have become a monk...

So exciting..driving behind a semi just as the one across the median has a huge sheet of ice peel off and shatter behind it. THAT'LL make the ol' sphincter tighten up

"Honey, what's the temperature outside?" "There isn't one."

I see Billy, I upvote 🤣🤣🤣

looks at the clock..."geez it's only 7?"

did not

And of course it's an odd number of mittens. 😁

Yep

They took 8 minutes to get bored? They do have some coping mechanisms

*Attaches pitbull to sled* MUSH! pitbull: *lays down*

Ain't that the cold hard truth 😏