There’s A Facebook Group That Posts Toilets With Threatening Auras, And Here’s 40 Of The Best Ones
A poll of 2,500 people revealed that going to the toilet accounts for the biggest chunk of time spent in the bathroom – an average of 1 hour and 42 minutes a week, or almost 92 days over a lifetime. But chances are, you wouldn't last in these lavatories for even a minute. Not to mention laying your precious tushy on them. Toilets With Threatening Auras is a project dedicated entirely to collecting cursed cans from every corner of the earth, and you could easily film horror movies on these sites.
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Imagine to use that lavatory if you where drunk as a skunk. There is simply no good outcome. HEEELLPP.
If you fell, you'd land on the level floor. What's the problem?
Load More Replies...Think positively. When you see it, got scared and p**s yourself, you are not far from the toilet.
Well, since it works only from one angle, once the surprise is gone, it's easy to get over it. It would have been funnier if the illusion was visible once you're sitting on the pot ... You can't move away!
I’d be afraid that, when I flushed, the whole toilet—-and I—-would go swirling down that drain.
Really no need to put the toilet there as this room will make ya' soil your drawers out of fear.
Do...do they want you to lose control of your bladder BEFORE you get to the toilet?
These are the toilets you don't see on Star Trek. (On the poop deck, in case you're wondering).
The look cool - but also like a trap. You are lured in with the promise of a peaceful dump - and then you are sealed in the pod for later consumption by aliens.
It's Sketch in London, the whole place is awesomely designed
Load More Replies...I was thinking Mork, from Zork. Remember the Mork and Mindy Show? With Robin Williams and Pam Dauber. Mork arrived here on earth, in an egg. That's the egg!
It's where you pinch a loaf, not pitch a tent. If you do both, then there's something wrong with you. Maybe you just love wood.
Load More Replies...Natural way to take a poop, now you can say bears take a s**t in the woods
Yeah, to me it looks even creepier than the dolls
Load More Replies...That is THE WORST bathroom ever. Nevermind the dolls, the ceiling!! UGH!
Oh no! I didn't even notice that nasty ceiling. I think I'm going to be sick 😵
Load More Replies...Scrolling down thinking 'Ok, the tiles are ugly but what is the probWAAAAAH!!'
Every time you go in- they are in a slightly different position....
Well at least if they scare the s**t out of you, you are in the right place.
Woah, wait a minute. I'm meant to stick my... into that hole and pee? At the least genital herpes can be contracted this way. Am I missing something here?
I was wondering the same thing .. I have never seen these nor want to ..I dont have a penis but if I did it would not be going in that hole .. So glad I am a woman
Load More Replies...Do they seriously expect men to stick their lil brains into that hole? Wtf
yeah, Imma go look this up. This cant be the hole story. Sorry. Ill let myself out.
Load More Replies...Soooo, do they have a another special bathroom for little boys. I'm pretty sure they can't reach these.
lol it only takes one single sh*t stain and you can nuke the entire thing.. xD
I can't help but think that some men would get a kick out of urinating on the floor.
or some woman...... I've seen toilet seat covered with liquid c**p in women's washroom. (all the seat around!)
Load More Replies...I'd be furious to be hired for a modeling gig and then see what they used the photo for.
I don't think I would be able to perform. Stage fright is a real phenomenon. Plus I don't think I've ever seen so many people excited to watch someone take a p**s or a c**p.
I don't think I'd appreciate the encouragement and happy hands from the floor.
How and why? This looks like a bombed out building, which is sad. But the neat corners on the platform say art exhibit, which is just stupid
The building is not bombed out, the wooden floor just rotted away and fell and only reason that platform is still there is because it's held up by the toilet which is attached to the pipe behind it.
Load More Replies...The most dangerous toilet in the world, never mind a number one or a number 2... number 3 is a hell no
This is actually a medical device. The microscope is equiped with a camera which measure flow and volume of urination. It called a voiding urethrogram.
Where you go to pee and to get an inferiority complex at the same time
I guess they got sick of running out of toilet paper after the kids didn’t refill the bog roll.
so you never run out! i would make it so all but one are fake though :D
Now, that's just wrong. Who hangs the toilet paper roll that way?
I'm pretty sure this would be in some type of hospital, and/or a restroom used for drug testing.
How could it be for anything else? Even has grab bars.
Load More Replies...Most likely this is located in Germany and it's called "Speibecken" (vomit sink). If a restaurant has such a piece of sanitary equipment it's usually specifically designed for this purpose. They rarely use a normal toilet.
Notice the grab bars to assist you up there. And to help you stay on!
It was on Brutal Asualt ( metal festival in Czech rapublic) It was empty. The band threw toilet in crowd
Load More Replies...Bet that kitty has CLAWS!! LMAO!! OUCH!!
Load More Replies...Doctor, scratching his head: "So you say that your ... cat scratched you...???"
You wouldn't want to have any dangly bits hanging down for the cat to play with
Specifically designed so drunks won’t miss and p**s on the floor.
Load More Replies...Well, when we officially drunk there's no imagination in order. 🙄
Load More Replies...I examined the photo and it looked bizzare, but real. However, very close inspection - the shadow of the bowl is where the original bowl was and doesn't match the edited angle
Load More Replies...This is similar to the trailer hitch mounted poop deck. This is also in Dubai!
The positive thing is, you can immediately see if the toilet is occupied.
It looks like a public bathroom. Perhaps it got smashed so many times that they decided to put a window in the door so everyone could see when someone's vandalising the facility.
I had nightmares where I need to use the loo but all bathrooms have doors like this one.
It appears to be on the roof! Must be an optical illusion...isn't it?
Spiderman doesn't need handles, silly. That's why he's Spiderman.
Load More Replies...Interesting addition for rock climbers, but why are there two different styles of urinals?
For the Rock climbing enthusiasts. Just need to add a platform to stand on once you reach the top.
well, you never know when the inspiration for that play will come ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If there's a male in the house - this will need to be washed almost daily.
Does the elevator have a glass ceiling? If so, hope no one happens to look up...
Looks like someone found a way to turn a squat toilet into a sitting toilet. Very clever
That is not dumb, actually. I had to use a toilet like that (without the chair) in Italy while I was heavily pregnant. I almost had to call for help 😂
I encountered the "WC" in Italy as well, what I would have given for a chair frame.
Load More Replies...I've seen this photo a million times on BP alone. Think of how many times this random guy on a toilet has been reposted around the internet lol
This one's different. ..... which horrifies me to think that there are possibly multiple places out there that actually think glass bathroom stalls are a good idea.
Load More Replies...I'm sorry but why would you invade somebodies privacy like that and post it all over the internet?
why are you sorry did you invent the glass idea. Quit using cliches and use your own words. Be original
Load More Replies...Penguin is going to jump in the urinal and escape that dang bathroom!!!
Ok, you have the choice between this and a similarily illuminated church - which do you pick?
For the ones who want their faces to not to be seen but ok with showing everything else.
I've heard people complaining about the gaps under the doors but this is ridiculous!
I've heard from foreigners while they visiting the USA that there bathrooms are well covered. No opening at the bottom
Load More Replies...All too many people have lived through this experience wherever flooding has claimed peoples houses, and sometimes also their loved ones' lives. I am with Greta.
Dentures are not cheap. Can't say I don't blame them. But I'd bleach the hell outta of them for a couple days.
i'd just order new ones. idk if i would even be able to touch it.
Load More Replies...We had someone lose their dentures in our toilet. Needed to break it to get them out and person agreed to pay for toilet, because it was cheaper than new dentures. Brought to her in a baggie with water. She proceeded to assume we had washed them for her and stuck them in her mouth. People had pooed on top of these. Then she didn't pay for the toilet. So everyone got told the story about her "talking s**t"
Someone lost his dentures in the toilet and the plumber had to take the whole toilet bowl out in order to get to them.
When you run out of monster movie ideas. 'IT CAME FROM BELOW'...It Only Comes Out When You Flush!!!
One small step for man, one giant leap for whoever's coming down that staircase
That's what I was wondering, then decided to scroll thru the comments before posting, lol
Load More Replies...That washer had better be quadruple bolted to the wall.
Load More Replies...That looks like something one of my redneck friends would have MacGyverd together.
I'm slightly surprised that the toilet doesn't have one of those lids on it.
Omg that’s just gross. I don’t know what’s worse this or carpet in the bathroom.
Carpet. Definitely carpet. This can be taken off and washed. Not that I'd want this either.
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For the uneducated, this is Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He's a badass.
That's Carl! The neighbor from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!! download-5...284450.jpg
Another one where the curtains match the toilet cover, and carpet 😂
Never never never never NEVER NEVER NEVER!@@ !!!
Load More Replies...Enormous Cyclops spider watching me? Nope. Nuh-uh. No way. No. F*****g. Way. Not me. F**k no. Noooooooooo! I’ll just hold it til I get back to the States.
For those times when you're drunk and seeing double. At least you won't miss.
I...would kind of like that in the office for comedy value.
Load More Replies...What a way to desecrate beloved cartoon characters. Wonder how many kids it’s scarred for life.
Nothing like Donald Duck's mutant relative to scare off unwanted guests
Creative placement of the toilet paper dispenser. Otherwise, very unsettling
so you're basically making a sacrifice for when it's the time of the month
"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
A LONG WALK.... To a dark and crowded corner... Yikes!! No thank you!!
the hot lava is what exited the previous poor person - lol
Load More Replies...I knew the vidaloo was hot last night, but Delhi belly is the worst ;o)
Someone put the "toilet seats and cover" on the windowsill.
Load More Replies...Doing your business in a manhole, with your butt up against a ground floor window that looks out into a small courtyard that other windows also look out on. I’ll just hold it, thanks.
Yeah. Ok. Gotta be a window sill... can't be the actual toilet...Right??
Im sending this to my friend that plays the tuba
Load More Replies...I couldn’t disrespect a musical instrument that much. Even if I could pee standing up.
Are they tubes or Sousaphones?? Nope Checked. Tubas!! WOW!! I have to agree. Sad...
I’m guessing these tubas are broken beyond repair for playing, and someone recycled them. Or it wasn’t even a tuba in the first place and purposely designed that way. (Late commenter, sorry)
Load More Replies...As a band player, I can see why they did this. This is the only good use for these.
I kinda like this. For Art. Talk about hidden in plain sight!!
Municipal system backed up. This looks to be water softener salt, so likely a serious failure elsewhere in the plumbing.
A snowball fight got out of control? Actually it could happen. A space time anomaly.. No. I don't know. This is crazy...
Hm, this landing is rather barren. What shall we put here? Oh, I know, a lavatory! It's genius! Genius, I say!
Get one of those screens... the 3 (or more) paneled pieces. It could work! Unless you live alone??
Unless it is dripping from the ceiling... then it can...
Load More Replies...Must’ve been a huge splash and instant freeze to make that kind of stalagmite. This is the kind of thing future archaeologists will find once they’ve dug down far enough into the ice.
This is why people are told to flush the toilets frequently during cold weather
This picture is probably staged. I live in Finland where winter is sometimes so cold that the toilets don't flush but this is not what happens. Also icicles do not work like this.
Load More Replies...I'm not THAT gay... (and before anyone gets offended, I don't mean this in an offensive way. For the record I'm bi).
I was beat to the chase. Nice one btw :)
Load More Replies...I'm very concerned whether to use the toilet or look at the stairs.
Load More Replies...Well, that’s one cure for constipation. Just have someone come thumping slowly up those stairs, and you’ll instantly c**p your pants and be out of there.
Real estate agent: this bathroom comes with mirror, single basin, and of course, a stairway directly to the underworld!
Actually, its a very clever design. Maybe not very asthetically pleasing, but it is a water saver. Used water from the sink is used to flush the toilet.
Load More Replies...If you leave the toilet seat up when you flush in the same room as your toothbrush then you’re essentially doing this anyway.
Seat up or down, makes no difference to bacteria. Fecal coliform lives all over your skin.
Load More Replies...Toilet comes with complimentary toothbrush. Please flush toilet before using toothbrush unless you desire to brush your teeth with c**p.
And that's why you always keep the toilet lid closed when you're not using it.
After the incident, the Johnsons made sure they would never run out of loo roll again.
Bet someone complained about there being no paper—-one time too many—-so they overcompensated.
Based on where the bolts are, the toilet is installed correctly. The person using it however...
I hate to ruin everything but this is the position you assume when working on a flush valve.
Short folks... Like, at carnival rides. You have to be "This tall".. only in reverse!?
When you just want to practice in peace, but your family is too noisy
They actually wanted to play the Hollywood Bowl, but their agent misheard them...
Im sorry, but i gotta use science. These toilets are unusable. That would be usable if they were beside each other, on the same wall. But due to the toilets being placed like that, the lids would seriously need to be stretchable if you wanted to open them. Have fun peeing through a pipe to pee in that
just take the damn upvote while i go watch that movie
Load More Replies...Stand ON the toilet, or have a hidden step stool under the tub, OR have a really TALL PERSON!! (YIKES!!!)
There were a few of these pix that were taken from my nightmares lol
There were a few of these pix that were taken from my nightmares lol
