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“I’m Sorry, What?”: This Instagram Account Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)
Typing out a few quick sentences and pressing "send" has never been easier, right? Exchanging messages play a huge role in our everyday life, giving us incredible freedom to communicate with our family, friends, and even total strangers from any corner of the world. But this also means we’re pretty easy to reach too, and unfortunately, not everyone’s up for a friendly chat.
Our phones sometimes have a tendency to light up, pour more fuel into our nightmares, and turn our world upside down in mere seconds. Not to sound overly dramatic or anything, but just take a look at this list right here. We’re taking a deep dive into a cursed collection of texts, courtesy of the 'Texts With Threatening Auras' Instagram account. The creators of the page document the very worst examples that end up spiraling off somewhere we least expect, leaving us knocking on wood and crossing our fingers in hopes for the best.
We have gone through their feed and gathered some of the most painfully awkward examples below, all for your entertainment! So enjoy scrolling through this list and be sure to tell us which of the entries made you feel slightly in danger. Keep reading to also find an in-depth interview about how to avoid getting lost in translation while sending texts with the web psychologist Graham Jones. And if you think you can handle even more hilarious threatening messages, check out Part 1 of this feature right over here.
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Tommy Pickles 4 years ago (edited)
My mom would have found this funny once she found out what happened and proceeded to show everyone she knew.
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JoyfulZebra 4 years ago
Well? You heard the woman! Go down to Walmar and get her a loaf of bred!
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That_Sexy_Dinosaur 4 years ago
This is not sexual harassment... makes me think he has done it a few times and gotten reported maybe...
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Tommy Pickles 4 years ago
"We need to talk." The most frightening sentence to me. Talk now or don't talk. Don't leave me sitting with anxiety for hours for something that is usually beyond stupid.
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Tommy Pickles 4 years ago
C**p like this is why I stopped using ubereats. Last time I ordered I gave a 30% tip in the app, had the driver demand a cash tip at the door (while keeping my door open with his foot) and when I showed him on my phone his tip he said, "You BETTER rate me a 5." F that behavior. I've been in food service. I get it. In America the tip system is just outrageous. I always try to remember my time in the fiod industry here. But you don't intimidate or pull c**p like the driver in this post.
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Bobert Robertson 4 years ago (edited)
Yep, just a daily reminder that I could instead live in Baltimore and my life is good again
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Elisabeth Breckenridge 4 years ago
When you work from home and your two year old helps send the emergency alerts.
Black Pearl 4 years ago
I think an alien hacked into the emergency alert system and is trying to send a message. Quick, someone translate!
Michael Lechner 4 years ago
Kind of hard to forget Maryland when it’s wedged right between Pennsylvania and Virginia.
Mozzarella 4 years ago
Remember Maryland, the alien ps are coming and they have hacked our system! Yep, I speak fluent Martian.
The lavender Fox 4 years ago
I think the warning had a stroke while smoking crack but plot twist its an alien on crack having a seizure
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help I can’t whistle 4 years ago
I know that most of these are probably fake, but they’re still 😂
Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago
I didn't waste my time trying to figure them out. Evidently this is for 10 year old children that have bad language.
Rylee Evergreen🦋 4 years ago
I literally had one of these kinds of conversations while reading this. I was texting my friend and meant to write "good" but instead I wrote goos, then goos, then GIID, then GIOD, and finally Good lol
help I can’t whistle 4 years ago
I know that most of these are probably fake, but they’re still 😂
Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago
I didn't waste my time trying to figure them out. Evidently this is for 10 year old children that have bad language.
Rylee Evergreen🦋 4 years ago
I literally had one of these kinds of conversations while reading this. I was texting my friend and meant to write "good" but instead I wrote goos, then goos, then GIID, then GIOD, and finally Good lol
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