“I’m Sorry, What?”: This Instagram Account Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

LMAO that's perfect.

Get some therapy, dude.

I hate either of them. Spotify doesn't even have all the music I'm trying to find. Youtube is more reliable, and I can listen to the whole song.

Round 1: FIGHT!

What is that picture lol

I have to ask why does he has her phone??

Who on earth buys cucumbers by the kilogramme?

My mom would have found this funny once she found out what happened and proceeded to show everyone she knew.

I d like to meet this person and request them to be my friend

a penne for your effort

This is just sad. That lady needs help.

They asked for a duck - they got a duck!🦆

RUN

Well? You heard the woman! Go down to Walmar and get her a loaf of bred!

Creepy, terrible, but kinda funny too. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Oh, you poor dude..

This is not sexual harassment... makes me think he has done it a few times and gotten reported maybe...

Lol, thanks for the explanation

He’d better work on his pickup lines.

He should have just apologized that it came out wrong instead of spending time covering it up with his research backing.

Loved the last line

This dude 100% worships Joe Rogan (sp?)

I've had many men explain to me how an incident experienced by a woman (or the majority of women) is not harassment, or even offensive, in hindsight before. But I've never seen one do this during a crime in progress. Well if you say so, sir. Absolutely astonishing SMH

*nerdy self conscious guy to self "I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna be a playa" Same guy ten seconds later "oh god what did I do" Ten seconds later "why is everything I say making it worse" Ten years later "happily married" to person who loved that quirky flirty text magic

I am a female, and I prefer lukewarm to cool showers.

TL;DR

I, personally, am thinking that they were fantasizing and typed that message, not intending to send it.... But accidentally sent it anyway. (Hey, don't shoot the messenger! I'm just saying that's something I-I mean-something my friend did! 😊)

Sounds like Leonard from Big Bang is texting Penny

This is not sexual harassment and I'm not NOT going to take it

I'm getting Incel vibes. Claiming knowledge of women he doesn't have, calling us "females", and assuming all women are the same.

Y is this Kinda cute 🤣

Eww.

Wow. They're really trying, and making it worse.

Oddly specific misogyny .

The higher the temperature, the hotter it is...

The disclaimer at the end LMAO

That's fuqqed up.

"We need to talk." The most frightening sentence to me. Talk now or don't talk. Don't leave me sitting with anxiety for hours for something that is usually beyond stupid.

Yes

C**p like this is why I stopped using ubereats. Last time I ordered I gave a 30% tip in the app, had the driver demand a cash tip at the door (while keeping my door open with his foot) and when I showed him on my phone his tip he said, "You BETTER rate me a 5." F that behavior. I've been in food service. I get it. In America the tip system is just outrageous. I always try to remember my time in the fiod industry here. But you don't intimidate or pull c**p like the driver in this post.

I'm bringing chili

Obviously.

I'll leave you to it

That escalated really quickly.

Yikes. Charming woman.

Remembering Maryland got me through it all.

Smooth

Let me check my schedule, see when I can fit you in.

I would get a heart attack if mom sent me this

HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER

What's with all these manipulative guys taking their partners' phones? Cringe!

Cancel the whole order if they are out of cheese.

*throws phone out window*

Wow..

Oh this is nightmare inducing

Is that english?

Farewell, sleep. See you in a couple years. Maybe.